Should I claim

[matt_vtr_15a]

Basically I was shaving the other day and cut myself..

It bled for a few hours like most razor cuts and left quite a stinging sensation...


It's now healed but has left a scar where i shaved (my armpit)

After checking the razor blade (which I should of done before hand) it was fucking EXPOSED!!!

What the hell man!!

Been speaking to my solicitor and should be able to get £500..

Should I try and get more??

[wicked-vtr]

I lol'd

[Spanky]

did your solicitor laff when you told him you were shaving your armpit?

[DAMSK11]

did your solicitor laff when you told him you were shaving your armpit?

I bet he did :homme:

[Dano]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ELFl2_1q7DI/TObn1HnV2fI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/5JkvAtpbv7k/s1600/Not_sure_if_serious.jpg

[matt_vtr_15a]

No my solicitor didn't laugh..

It's an actual scar, it's not in the most visible of places but it's still a scar which I will now bear for the rest of my life so I think I deserve something in return!!

[Stefan_Wood]

Why would you shave your armpit ?

[Era]

grow a pair and just be thankful it's where no one will ever see it?

[saladdodger]

I think I deserve something in return!!

A face slap of reality maybe

[wicked-vtr]

Obviously trolling lol

[L33h]

why were you shavin your armpits? haha

and if your seriously thinking about claiming.... then wtf is this world coming to?

[cyne]

Send them to me, I'll take £1000 for a scar on both my pits. When the hair grows back no one will see them anyway. Win win.

[Prickle]

ahahahahaha

[matt_vtr_15a]

I don't understand why people aren't taking this a little more seriously!! Has nobody else claimed for a similar reason?


It's an actual scar, and it stung quite badly for several days!! I couldn't even go to to the gym because It would rip the wound back open again and then start stinging all over again

[Ross]

Well, it could ruin your confidence in those "intimate moments", particually at the start of a new relationship. So right there we've got mental trauma.

I'd try and keep it to the small claims court for simplicity, so under £5,000 - but no reason you couldn't go for that amount.

[MuZiZZle]

did you not check the razor first?

[littleblue1]

It's an actual scar, and it stung quite badly for several days!! I couldn't even go to to the gym because It would rip the wound back open again and then start stinging all over again

haha is this guy serious lool :O

[matt_vtr_15a]

did you not check the razor first?

No... Why do you?

[jw1325]

Don't forget you couldn't shave for days after!!!

She boils my blood with her first world problems and dildo parties!

[matt_vtr_15a]

Well, it could ruin your confidence in those "intimate moments", particually at the start of a new relationship. So right there we've got mental trauma.

I'd try and keep it to the small claims court for simplicity, so under £5,000 - but no reason you couldn't go for that amount.

more responses like this would be useful..don't understand why I need to explain myself to any of you...

even though I did write it on a public forum

[Prickle]

:cool:

I think they were jealous they couldn't claim any money tbh lol. They say where there's a blame there's a claim !! Lol x

[MuZiZZle]

No... Why do you?

before dragging a blade down my skin?

yes

[devilsadvocate]

You must be joking right?

[matt_vtr_15a]

before dragging a blade down my skin?

yes

makes sense I suppose...

Might bear that in mind after I have claimed my compo!!

[MuZiZZle]

makes sense I suppose...

Might bear that in mind after I have claimed my compo!!

haha

you toolbox!

:y:

[Scott]

serious reply:

Take the £500 if they offer it.

There are a lot of areas here they could tell you to GTF with. Can you prove that you didnt expose the razor and that it came like that? Can you prove beyond reasonable doubt that you didnt cut yourself deliberately in a non exposed area so that you could claim a small amount?

[Spanky]

serious reply:

do you like cock?

[EwynSaxo]

Fair play to this it's made my day reading
Whats the advantages of shaving your arm pits I dont see the appeal

[MuZiZZle]

Fair play to this it's made my day reading
Whats the advantages of shaving your arm pits I dont see the appeal

when your anus is worn out, your boyfriend can fuck your armpit?

[matt_vtr_15a]

serious reply:

Take the £500 if they offer it.

There are a lot of areas here they could tell you to GTF with. Can you prove that you didnt expose the razor and that it came like that? Can you prove beyond reasonable doubt that you didnt cut yourself deliberately in a non exposed area so that you could claim a small amount?

I would of done but one of my mates said I should maybe wait for the third offer as that is usually their highest and last offer!

£500 would do I suppose but they should not be selling exposed razors!

Could you imagine if a kid got hold of one that was exposed?? :n:

[jw1325]

DON'T MATT.

The girl needs her head banging off a wall!

[MuZiZZle]

Matt

are you a lady?

[matt_vtr_15a]

Matt

are you a lady?

No.

But I do have a massive 'gash' now.

[jw1325]

:cool:

Honestly? I'm jelous that I couldn't get 500 for cutting myself lol, when I wouldn't get out my bed for less than that a week. She must really be skint like!

[Prickle]

Honestly? I'm jelous that I couldn't get 500 for cutting myself lol, when I wouldn't get out my bed for less than that a week. She must really be skint like!

No i was quoting a comment on that status lol.

[MuZiZZle]

No.

But I do have a massive 'gash' now.

DON'T MATT.

The girl needs her head banging off a wall!


^^^ threw me

[GolfJay]

And this ladies and gentleman is why our country is such a shit place to live!

This compensation era we're loving in is a fucking joke!

[Brettles1986]

A claim will be made
Company will payout
Company insurance premium will increase
Product price will rise to compensate for the above

I hate this compensation bollocks

[matt_vtr_15a]

And this ladies and gentleman is why our country is such a shit place to live!

This compensation era we're loving in is a fucking joke!

Is it not morally correct for me to claim? Should I just man up? x

[blackie_2k5]

Good luck with that.. Did hear of someone who sliced their cheek with a razor leaving a rather big scar and got fuck all because of the risk of shaving to begin with

Same situation, exposed blades

[Pitbull69]

I see a guy on TV that sliced his face with a damaged razor and he got 2 or 3k because the scar was on his face and the razor was defective, but it was mainly because the scar was on show,

[Brettles1986]

I see a guy on TV that sliced his face with a damaged razor and he got 2 or 3k because the scar was on his face and the razor was defective, but it was mainly because the scar was on show,

So mine on my arse is a no go then?

[Pitbull69]

So mine on my arse is a no go then?

well unless you get your arse out for work, how do they know your not a stripper or something

[Ross]

more responses like this would be useful..don't understand why I need to explain myself to any of you...

even though I did write it on a public forum

whoops. My subtlety was obviously tooo subtle. :(

I thought you were trolling. And I fed you. :(

http://www.searchengineoptimizationx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Internet-Troll.jpg


You win :(

[Gibbo-Vtr]

Man the fuck up..
This country is turning into those pissing yanks more and more, grow a pair and shut up moaning.

[Brettles1986]

Clearly a lot of people not knowing the reason for this thread starting in the first place.

[Prickle]

Clearly a lot of people not knowing the reason for this thread starting in the first place.

My thoughts lololol.

[matt_vtr_15a]

I'm now seeing sense! Maybe I should just buy less sex toys to shove up my vagina, post less useless nonsense on facebook and earn more money instead of taking legal action to help pay my own way for another month...

[Ross]

I'm now seeing sense! Maybe I should just buy less sex toys to shove up my vagina, post less useless nonsense on facebook and earn more money instead of taking legal action to help pay my own way for another month...

pics or it didn't happen

[GolfJay]

I think the general concensus(sp?) is that you need to man the fuck up and quit crying.

[Brettles1986]

I think the general concensus(sp?) is that you need to man the fuck up and quit crying.

You obviously don't understand the sarcastic nature of the thread.

[mlawlan69]

I am now confused, are you actually being fucking serious with this thread!?
the world is on a rapid rapid demise.

[GolfJay]

I am now confused, are you actually being fucking serious with this thread!?
the world is on a rapid rapid demise.

Confused here too

[Prickle]

Confused here too

Shes stressed atm man.

Another status 5 mins later may calm her down.

[jw1325]

This thread is taking the cunt out of Audz, who has cut her armpit shaving and is chasing compo for it cause she is a lazy fuck who doesn't work and posts shit all day on facebook about dildos etc.

[MuZiZZle]

This thread is taking the cunt out of Audz, who has cut her armpit shaving and is chasing compo for it cause she is a lazy fuck who doesn't work and posts shit all day on facebook about dildos etc.

Lol

Fml

[matt_vtr_15a]

Trolololol

[Quick]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0806/razor-demotivational-poster-1214692995.jpg

[MuZiZZle]

Trolololol

And I thought you were a massive bender/cunt

Now I no longer think you're a bender

[Spanky]

And I thought you were a massive bender/cunt

Now I no longer think you're a bender

you seem disapointed?

[Jay_]

ahhhh I don't have auds on FB, hence the confusion.

Lol, no wonder I deleted her after 8000 statuses a day.

[Viper]

My blades are unprotected too, do I get compensation?

http://www.doubleedgerazor.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Wilkinson-Sword-Classic.png

Or maybe should I just shave down instead of a sideways slicing motion?

[D--R--E--W]

serious reply:

do you like cock?

I lold

when your anus is worn out, your boyfriend can fuck your armpit?

I lold again

This thread is taking the cunt out of Audz, who has cut her armpit shaving and is chasing compo for it cause she is a lazy fuck who doesn't work and posts shit all day on facebook about dildos etc.

Thank you for clearing that up, I unsubscribed from Audrey after the major amounts of shit she puts on FB daily.

ahhhh I don't have auds on FB, hence the confusion.

Lol, no wonder I deleted her after 8000 statuses a day.

Snap

My blades are unprotected too, do I get compensation?

http://www.doubleedgerazor.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Wilkinson-Sword-Classic.png

Or maybe should I just shave down instead of a sideways slicing motion?

Use that to cut your wrists you mug :hug:

[mlawlan69]

This thread is taking the cunt out of Audz, who has cut her armpit shaving and is chasing compo for it cause she is a lazy fuck who doesn't work and posts shit all day on facebook about dildos etc.

so, for those of us that actually have a life and aren't pinned to facebook 100 times a day, this thread was fucking useless :wall:

[motocrossjord]

ignore me.

[D--R--E--W]

so, for those of us that actually have a life and aren't pinned to facebook 100 times a day, this thread was fucking useless :wall:

Basically yeah, it was more of an inside joke.

[Manu]

muppet







http://trollscience.com/image/f/full/61c6cb35d87139ce1d86b8a09533480b.jpg

[Cam]

ahhhh I don't have auds on FB, hence the confusion.

Lol, no wonder I deleted her after 8000 statuses a day.

Sameee!
Had her about a week then deleted her..

Stuff like omg can tell pizza man liked my car
2 mins later lol just eating pizza
30 seconds later full now need stella :homme:

[MuZiZZle]

you seem disapointed?

you have no idea

[matt_vtr_15a]

You seriously don't need to be glued to facebook to see auds constant fuckin rant...

10.00

Omg gasman is here and I have no make-up on, bet he thinks I'm a nutter


10.10

The gasman just went in my bathroom to use the loo and my love bullet was on the side...:o


etc. etc..



Usually about her talking about sex toys, every thought inside her head or every last thing that happened..


Literally to the point of her telling you she's cooking/eating/ate pizza all in their own status..

Was the final straw when she bragged about seeking compo for a razor cut she got when shaving her hairy pits!

[MuZiZZle]

You seriously don't need to be glued to facebook to see auds constant fuckin rant...

10.00

Omg gasman is here and I have no make-up on, bet he thinks I'm a nutter


10.10

The gasman just went in my bathroom to use the loo and my love bullet was on the side...:o


etc. etc..



Usually about her talking about sex toys, every thought inside her head or every last thing that happened..


Literally to the point of her telling you she's cooking/eating/ate pizza all in their own status..

Was the final straw when she bragged about seeking compo for a razor cut she got when shaving her hairy pits!

I loved you Matt, I loved you.........

[Ross]

Usually about her talking about sex toys If she doesn't post pics, seriously. What's the fucking point. defriend instantly.

[haz_pro]

Is this the middle aged women who used to post here, with a face that loosely resembled that of a horse?

[12u55]

ignore me.

ok.


Lollllll

[matt_vtr_15a]

Is this the middle aged women who used to post here, with a face that loosely resembled that of a horse?

I couldn't possibly comment on this....

But

HAHAHAHAHAHAH


Yes she does

[Brettles1986]

Is this the middle aged women who used to post here, with a face that loosely resembled that of a horse?

Bit personal that don't you think, thou shalt not judge

[haz_pro]

Bit personal that don't you think, thou shalt not judge

I'm not religious.

You got a crush brah?

[matt_vtr_15a]

though shalt not compare ugly people to animals...

[Ross]

This her?

http://mwctoys.com/images/review_pamv_1.jpg

[Brettles1986]

I'm not religious.

You got a crush brah?

Ummmm ... No

[Matty16v]

I lol'd

[Brettles1986]

I claimed for the amount of force it took to curl one down the other day, I figured it was solely down to the wheat content in Wheetabix.

[Ross]

who can I sue about this heat? Met Office surely?

[Brettles1986]

who can I sue about this heat? Met Office surely?

No chance, they will preach they always predict it wrong so it can't be down to them