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wicked-vtr
31st July 2012, 18:00
So I'm here for a few days for work training. What a dump! Confirmed my belief everything in the north is worse.

Seen a few saxp marked saxos about, any active members from around here?

DreamEater
31st July 2012, 18:02
I had to google the thread title (Lesciter) as I'd never heard of it.

Turns out you're just a spastic.

Prickle
31st July 2012, 18:03
Yeah i did too but im not perfect with spelling so i thought id leave that to someone else to point out. :homme:

Gabbastard
31st July 2012, 18:04
I had to google the thread title (Lesciter) as I'd never heard of it.

Turns out you're just a spastic.

repped.

Leicester = "the north" ≈ you = shandy drinking southern puff.

blackie_2k5
31st July 2012, 18:07
Sig worthy

wicked-vtr
31st July 2012, 18:12
Fail .... Anyway, anything past Watford gap is north and therefore shit

smiith
31st July 2012, 18:15
I went to Surrey once.. I was convinced there were 0 males there, until the mrs pointed out all the southern men just had squeaky voices and were all REALLY camp..

Apparently REALLY bad at spelling city names, which they must have passed 20 times on the way in..

blackie_2k5
31st July 2012, 18:23
Oh dear

I think you lost the right to point fun at anything in this thread when you couldnt even spell a simple city name

And FYI... Leicester, although north of you, shouldn't be called "the north"

I live in the north... 4 hours from leicester

wicked-vtr
31st July 2012, 18:23
Is Whitby so far north they have six months of darkness over winter?

wicked-vtr
31st July 2012, 18:24
Oh dear

I think you lost the right to point fun at anything in this thread when you couldnt even spell a simple city name

And FYI... Leicester, although north of you, shouldn't be called "the north"

I live in the north... 4 hours from leicester

You all bit though ;)

blackie_2k5
31st July 2012, 18:25
I've not but yet ;)

Just clearing something up :y:

smiith
31st July 2012, 18:28
Is Whitby so far north they have six months of darkness over winter?

Whitby is so far north, the men are real men, who don't cry at a broken nail, and can satisfy women to the fullest, instead of the fake orgasms they give you..

wicked-vtr
31st July 2012, 18:29
I've not but yet ;)

Just clearing something up :y:

Turns out I can't fill gibbos shoes :'( I miss him so bad :panic:

blackie_2k5
31st July 2012, 18:33
That was supposed to say bit as well btw lol

Fucking iPhone changes it to but every time :wall:

Mochachino
31st July 2012, 18:36
Seen a few saxp marked saxos about, any active members from around here?

Im from Nottingham literally just down the road from leicester (A46). I have an unmarked saxp car though.

wicked-vtr
31st July 2012, 18:37
That was supposed to say bit as well btw lol

Fucking iPhone changes it to but every time :wall:

I'm sure it did mate. Just like my phone changed the name of this shitty town. The guy in the best nights out thread that mentioned this place must have been on crack

smiith
31st July 2012, 18:40
I'm sure it did mate. Just like my phone changed the name of this shitty town. The guy in the best nights out thread that mentioned this place must have been on crack

That, or you have zero getup and go, to go and find the good bars..

wicked-vtr
31st July 2012, 18:42
That, or you have zero getup and go, to go and find the good bars..

Walking into the 'city centre' with my mate now, not holding out hope,

Carlvtr88
31st July 2012, 18:50
Whitby is so far north, the men are real men, who don't cry at a broken nail, and can satisfy women to the fullest, instead of the fake orgasms they give you..

Cattle are easily pleased....

smiith
31st July 2012, 18:55
Cattle are easily pleased....

Are you an immigrant, being from Birmingham.. Or just inbred?

blackie_2k5
31st July 2012, 18:59
I'm sure it did mate. Just like my phone changed the name of this shitty town. The guy in the best nights out thread that mentioned this place must have been on crack

Even if it didn't... (which it did)

At least it was a still a word in the dictionary :cool:

wicked-vtr
31st July 2012, 18:59
Cattle are easily pleased....

Thank you sir.

Are you an immigrant, being from Birmingham.. Or just inbred?

Tbf I've seen far more "minorities" here than back home in leafy Surrey, probably cause its cheap

smiith
31st July 2012, 19:01
Thank you sir.



Tbf I've seen far more "minorities" here than back home in leafy Surrey, probably cause its cheap

Was aimed at the man from Birmingham, which is why i said Birmingham.. Not Surrey.. Birmingham is Midlands, Not the North.

wicked-vtr
31st July 2012, 19:04
Was aimed at the man from Birmingham, which is why i said Birmingham.. Not Surrey.. Birmingham is Midlands, Not the North.

Was just a comment baby, don't cry xx

f13sta
31st July 2012, 19:35
hahah northern fail. leicestershire is in the east midlands so hardly north,
i'm out and about went to leicester last weekend. but mostly around loughborough, have a marked saxo, but hardly ever see any others even though there are a few that i know of, i don't see them at all,

but i will agree it is a shit hole. purely because although we have a high tax to wage ratio we don't see any of that back in investments in to puffy wine bars, bistros and smooth roads like you southern fairys ;)
further and further north you get you get proper men untill you hit scotland where the men are so manly they throw about telephone poles just for fun lol.

Mochachino
31st July 2012, 19:46
further and further north you get you get proper men untill you hit scotland where the men are so manly they throw about telephone poles just for fun lol.

They just haven't evolved yet

smiith
31st July 2012, 19:47
You mean you get to Scotland.. Where even the women become men..

Ryan
31st July 2012, 19:49
So I'm here for a few days for work training. What a dump! Confirmed my belief everything in the north is worse.

Seen a few saxp marked saxos about, any active members from around here?

Went there to collect a camera lens a few weeks ago.

It made me feel warm inside that I didn't have the misfortune of having to endure such a shit hole on a daily basis.

Ryan
31st July 2012, 19:50
I went to Surrey once.. I was convinced there were 0 males there, until the mrs pointed out all the southern men just had squeaky voices and were all REALLY camp..

Apparently REALLY bad at spelling city names, which they must have passed 20 times on the way in..

Although trolling the OP, you would love a night out in a good part of surrey. The birds there are awesome.

Mochachino
31st July 2012, 19:53
Nicest place I have been in england was Cambridge, felt really nice there.

wicked-vtr
31st July 2012, 19:53
Went there to collect a camera lens a few weeks ago.

It made me feel warm inside that I didn't have the misfortune of having to endure such a shit hole on a daily basis.

This comes from a super mod so must be true

devilsadvocate
31st July 2012, 20:32
Some places up north are decent but some are not.

Same as the south...and the west...and the east really.

LSOfreak
31st July 2012, 20:59
the north is so depressing lol

reminds me of germany, always raining, grim, cold and dark

i like the accents though, they make me laugh

DreamEater
31st July 2012, 22:42
Some places up north are decent but some are not.

Same as the south...and the west...and the east really.

Let me clear this up for anyone who is unsure.

Everywhere has decent and rubbish places.

blackie_2k5
31st July 2012, 22:53
the north is so depressing lol

reminds me of germany, always raining, grim, cold and dark

i like the accents though, they make me laugh



that post is so ironic it should be criminal...


your from west london..

and

1) others have a funny accent?
2) is grim? west london being one of the biggest shit holes in the country?
3) cold and dark? one of the most built up areas in the country..with supposed cold dark feel due to all the crime and concrete.
3) is an extention of 2 tbf... so depressing because everyone hates each other and no one talks to anyone?

that did make me lol mate