Need ideas for a really easy job that pays loads..

[xpeterpx]

Really stuck here on this one and need you guys help
Ok so I'm after a change of career that will mean that I'm not under any real stress daily,no strange shift patterns and I get paid loads for doing it.

Any ideas?

Cheers
Pete

[Quick]

Lol, arn't we all!!

[marcusd]

drug dealer?
cocaine mule?
pimp?
bank robber?
all these are quick easy money i hope these help

[danny-vts]

i get paid a pretty penny each month for doing sweet FA, but you're not having my job.
sorry
lol

[swampy]

When you find that job please share all the details with us so we can follow the same career path

[greyjasper51]

Prostitute...

[lewismonteith]

I'm a web designer, that's pretty good money and it's relaxed

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[Oli_K]

drug dealer?
cocaine mule?
pimp?
bank robber?
all these are quick easy money i hope these help

he said no day to day stress...

just be a benefit cheat, seems the rest of the country is

[Carl-h]

Lol, let me know when you find one!

From what I've seen, to get yourself anywhere you need to put in some effort at some point. Whether its uni and you get a proper degree (not tourism lol) but even then a stress free job is very rare. Or put in effort at a company till you get yourself near the top but even then there's still pressure. My job is solid graft but I get an okay wage and good prospects. Eventually I'd like to own the place I work at or a bakery of my own, still won't mean I can relax though.

[Spanky]

waking up out of dream land would be a good start

[Ella_P]

Work for yourself.

Set up your own buisness, then you decide your own shifts.

[holdawayt]

So you're a lazy cunt that expects something for nothing? Do one.

Do you think if we could help we wouldn't be doing the same lol? Work hard, reap the benefits. Be lazy and claim benefits.

[Jazz]

waking up out of dream land would be a good start


+1.

Work hard, play hard. You have to put a lot in to get a lot out in most circumstances.

[mlawlan69]

Welcome to the real world. Im a chef rated on a par with bankers stress wise yet i get just a fraction of what they earn a year.

Wake up and smell the coffee your a minion who earns the real money for someone else.

[e8_pqck]

NFL Kicker..

[cloke]

Bin man, only problem is early starts and you'll stink!

[slimwiltaz]

Avon rep...

[Cam]

Sign on and have 10 kids.

[stiffler69]

buy yourself a mobile valeting buisness then watch the pounds roll in

[knight-22]

Sign on and have 10 kids.

Hahahaha

Yeah, this.

[Ryan]

Train/Tube driver.

Won't be a millionaire but they do fuck all ;)

[xpeterpx]

So you're a lazy cunt that expects something for nothing? Do one.

Do you think if we could help we wouldn't be doing the same lol? Work hard, reap the benefits. Be lazy and claim benefits.

Cheers,you just reminded me why I dont post here much..lol

[xpeterpx]

Train/Tube driver.

Won't be a millionaire but they do fuck all ;)

Now this I like..

[stiffler69]

Cheers,you just reminded me why I dont post here much..lol

dont worry about him hes just grumpy cause his boyfriend hasnt rodded him lately.

become a instrument technician, we get paid obscene amounst of money and do very little haha

[Rogue_Shadow]

Organ donor

[12u55]

Bin man
Life guard
Specialist courier. E.g delivery glasto tickets, passports and shiz

[xpeterpx]

Organ donor

Aint got an organ only a piano -will that do?

[McGuire86]

Aint got an organ only a piano -will that do?

Well, you can rule out comedian..

[xpeterpx]

Bin man
Life guard
Specialist courier. E.g delivery glasto tickets, passports and shiz

Loving the word 'specialist'

[hainey]

iv applied for a job in aldi if this helps in anyway :D

[Mr_X]

AND THE WINNER IS...

Train/Tube driver.

Won't be a millionaire but they do fuck all ;)

I loathe the useless, whining bastards.

[b0t13]

AND THE WINNER IS...



I loathe the useless, whining bastards.

yup £42k+

and all the do it press stop and go!

[chris_ph2]

Lottery winner
Or come up with a really really good invention then you'll be made for life without having to really do anything
Or realise you're naturally better than everyone else at something, like a sport. Then become world champion

Best you're realistically gonna get is earning good money doing something you enjoy. So the sooner u find your calling the richer you'll be!

[LSOfreak]

lol you need to grow up mate
nothings easy in this life...

[Manu]

Weatherman. The best part is, they lie all the time but get away with it. A phd in meteorology will help you to get through.

Or if you only have A levels in maths and drama, you'll nurse a sainsburys till.

[devilsadvocate]

Male prostitue?

[holdawayt]

dont worry about him hes just grumpy cause his boyfriend hasnt rodded him lately.

Have I offended you in the past or something haha? No idea who you are!

[greyjasper51]

Male prostitue?

Already been said lol

[Ross]

Air traffic controller. £45k+ (plus in Germany they have beds at work so you can sleep on a break).
Dentist. £60k+
Pilot £75k+
Sorted.

I'm self employed as well as working full time. Work harder, but can spend more. Get your finger out.

[daz_zz_er]

I'm not even going to say what i've done that pretty much ticks all those boxes ;)

[mechsman]

Really stuck here on this one and need you guys help
Ok so I'm after a change of career that will mean that I'm not under any real stress daily,no strange shift patterns and I get paid loads for doing it.

Any ideas?

Cheers
Pete

Best academic qualifications? What subjects? Age? Previous experience?

So you want to work...... 9-5 only? Set shift pattern but don't mind when? Nights? Weekends? What?

Define "paid loads"? >15k? >20k? >40k? what?

[Rach125]

Train/Tube driver.

Won't be a millionaire but they do fuck all ;)

im a guard on the railway and its not as easy as it looks, its not what you do its what you know :)

[Dizzy]

Roadworks. Traffic management get ok hourly wage and sit and do fuck all all day. Us road planers get 30-40k PA for doing about 3 hrs work per shift on avg!

[Saxologist]

My friend works as an on board manager for trains, during the olympics he just chatted to customers, but on other days he's responsible of trains. Train drivers you need to work in the industry for a while, starting at the bottom and working your way up.

Only way to get "rich" would be to learn a skill with a company and go free lance.

Where I work, once fully trained I can charge 150 a day, for fitting an alarm into someones house, that's self employed so need to pay tax and diesel, or stay company and get 100 a day and get it all paid for and not worry about no work coming in.

Seems to me the other million or so people who are lazy fucks would have thought about what to do, just scared of making a real effort.

I do 60 hours a week and I don't get paid well, but I have a foot on the ladder like everyone else has had too.