Man Flu

[Brettles1986]

Felt fine yesterday until I went swimming and some shit head decides to share their germs with me.

It was due to be my training night tonight as well :(

Is it me or do you feel worse when in work if you feel ill?

[knight-22]

Is it me or do you feel worse when in work if you feel ill?

Oh god no, I feel even better than usual whilst im ill at work! ;)

You should wear a surgical mask, like some Asians do!

http://m5.paperblog.com/i/10/106065/why-do-some-people-wear-surgical-masks-in-asi-L-yb__oF.jpeg

[Ross]

Why stop there?

Avoid all illnesses by dressing appropriately I say...
http://www.teara.govt.nz/files/34665-pc_0.jpg

[Brettles1986]

Why stop there?

Avoid all illnesses by dressing appropriately I say...
http://www.teara.govt.nz/files/34665-pc_0.jpg

I was asked to remove my coat in the pool oddly ;)

[Ross]

I was asked to remove my coat in the pool oddly ;)


Actually slightly lol'd at that. Got some funny looks in the office :p

[knight-22]

Why stop there?

Avoid all illnesses by dressing appropriately I say...


I was asked to remove my coat in the pool oddly ;)

Hahahaha :clapping:

[lewismonteith]

Don't joke about man flu, that's the biggest cause or death in men. Woman have absolutely no idea the pain we have to go through

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[W103_A5H]

Don't joke about man flu, that's the biggest cause or death in men. Woman have absolutely no idea the pain we have to go through

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I know, all they bang on about is "oh you try having a baby, thats worse than man flu". Like fuck it is! Bitchez should feel our suffering! :A:

[Ross]

I know, all they bang on about is "oh you try having a baby, thats worse than man flu". Like fuck it is! Bitchez should feel our suffering! :A:

clearly never stood on a plug in the middle of the night then have they...

[Brettles1986]

Women say childbirth is the most painful thing in the world yet do it again, I can't remember asking to be kicked in the balls a second time ever!

[W103_A5H]

Women say childbirth is the most painful thing in the world yet do it again, I can't remember asking to be kicked in the balls a second time ever!

Its called a womans mind. It will baffle men till the end of time! Its like when people (mainly women I have notcied) get pissed, have a hangover and then they say they will never drink again. Next weekend they are out getting rat assed again. Seriously, they just all need a slap!

[desire1]

Women say childbirth is the most painful thing in the world yet do it again, I can't remember asking to be kicked in the balls a second time ever!

lee evans joke :n:

[Jay_T87]

Its called a womans mind. It will baffle men till the end of time! Its like when people (mainly women I have notcied) get pissed, have a hangover and then they say they will never drink again. Next weekend they are out getting rat assed again. Seriously, they just all need a slap!

This..:y:

[Brettles1986]

lee evans joke :n:

Judging by the fact that you are not in sync with reality based on some of your epic thread bumping, I will disregard that comment.

[desire1]

get your own jokes you unoriginal xbox playing 26 year old that is on this website constantly moaning about your shitty life...
me not in sync with reality?
look at your own posts man up pussy!

[Brettles1986]

get your own jokes you unoriginal xbox playing 26 year old that is on this website constantly moaning about your shitty life...
me not in sync with reality?
look at your own posts man up pussy!

26 congratulations on being able to count.

Xbox player congratulations on being able to read.

Now if you're finished with crying via your vagina you may see that it was sarcasm and nothing more than banter

[greyjasper51]

Felt fine yesterday until I went swimming and some shit head decides to share their germs with me.

It was due to be my training night tonight as well :(

Is it me or do you feel worse when in work if you feel ill?

Snap, yesterday was ok... Got bad last night and today was horrendous!! Been sat on xbox all day lol.... Off tomorrow so if anyone is online tomorrow add me :-) youll find my gt in the south east xbox gt...

[Brettles1986]

Snap, yesterday was ok... Got bad last night and today was horrendous!! Been sat on xbox all day lol.... Off tomorrow so if anyone is online tomorrow add me :-) youll find my gt in the south east xbox gt...

Hope your not 26 or desire will ridicule you :homme: I'm feeling really shitty right about now

[e8_pqck]

Had shingles this past week, now that was pain. Working overseas too, thought i was having a heart attack to start with, lost 10lbs in weight. Bit gutted.

[greyjasper51]

Hope your not 26 or desire will ridicule you :homme: I'm feeling really shitty right about now

Nope and even if i was... Wouldnt give a flying.... You online now?

[Ross]

Let's keep this without the personal insults shall we gents?

[greyjasper51]

Let's keep this without the personal insults shall we gents?

Personal... I werent getting personal... Ill pm you when i am ross lol ;-) :thumbup:

[Ross]

You be careful what you stick that :thumbup: ;)

[Brettles1986]

You be careful what you stick that :thumbup: ;)

I assume you mean where?

Mods these days ...

[Ross]

No I meant what ;)

WHAT do you stick that "thumb up"?
WHERE do you stick that "thumb"?

Jeez. Users these days ;)

[greyjasper51]

You be careful what you stick that :thumbup: ;)

Only hurts first time ;-) well thats what the rent boy sed lol

[Brettles1986]

No I meant what ;)

WHAT do you stick that "thumb up"?
WHERE do you stick that "thumb"?

Jeez. Users these days ;)

Que ???

That's confused me somewhat

[devilsadvocate]

Im not well at the moment: sore throat, cough and feeling rough. Im off on holiday on Thursday so trying to push through it :)

[Jay_T87]

get your own jokes you unoriginal xbox playing 26 year old that is on this website constantly moaning about your shitty life...
me not in sync with reality?
look at your own posts man up pussy!

I think this guy has some serious issues.. His mum clearly didnt love him when he had man flu:homme:

[EwynSaxo]

Brett you just put me off public swimming pools forever

[Ross]

I think this guy has some serious issues.. His mum clearly didnt love him when he had man flu:homme:

I gave him a holiday to resolve his issues... Hopefully he'll come back with a new mindset.

[greyjasper51]

Ross is on it like a fat bird on a smartie!! Come on for the saxp clean up!! 3 cheers!!

[Jay_T87]

I gave him a holiday to resolve his issues... Hopefully he'll come back with a new mindset.

So I can see.. Im sure he will learn :)

[greyjasper51]

26 congratulations on being able to count.

Xbox player congratulations on being able to read.

Now if you're finished with crying via your vagina you may see that it was sarcasm and nothing more than banter

Oi old man who plays xbox!!

You online now or back at work?

Lol

[stevo67]

I know, all they bang on about is "oh you try having a baby, thats worse than man flu". Like fuck it is! Bitchez should feel our suffering! :A:

I no some women think that being pregnant is an illness lol.:fcuk:

[greyjasper51]

I no some women think that being pregnant is an illness lol.:fcuk:

Yeah they get ill once every 2-3 years... Then they get a house to stay ill in :-)

[Brettles1986]

Brett you just put me off public swimming pools forever

It's the first time i've been swimming in ages as well. I thought chlorine was used to prevent this?

Oi old man who plays xbox!!

You online now or back at work?

Lol

No i'm not yet but I soon will be, just need to grab the zimmer and attempt to get myself to the stairlift.

Won't be too long and ill be on.

Back to work.... hell no!

[greyjasper51]

Bat us up an add...

turner the 51


Might shoot out quick and get a new headset... Ill do that...

[EwynSaxo]

It's the first time i've been swimming in ages as well. I thought chlorine was used to prevent this?

Yeah ... all depends on how many mg/per cubic meters of water
Be hard to get the mixture right it should be between 0.5 1.5 parts per million

[greyjasper51]

It's the first time i've been swimming in ages as well. I thought chlorine was used to prevent this?



No i'm not yet but I soon will be, just need to grab the zimmer and attempt to get myself to the stairlift.

Won't be too long and ill be on.

Back to work.... hell no!

Online now