Nightmare neighbours?

[Dave_P]

Anyone got any epic horror stories about absolute nightmare neighbours? :argue:

[Jizanthapus]

Nope I have no neighbours within half a mile.

It's good.

[Pink1991]

not really a nightmare but we share our driveway with our neighbours and my dad had an argument with them about parking in the drive ( trying to get our car out when they were parked behind us ) and the council turned around and said from now on no one is to park there... so now we have an empty drive way with 7 cars parked outside on the grass and along the road. bit of a pain when i come home from uni and have to drive around looking for the closest parking spot.

[DAMSK11]

My neighbours are horrible, for starters the women has no control over her many kids, just stands and screams at them, for example, most of the kids live with the grandmother and when they turn up next door the women screams out the window telling them they can't have any of her food or drink. They're up at like 6 in the morning screaming at each other, banging around, fighting, or making loads of noise. Horrible living next to them.

[griff_106]

My neighbours to the left of my house are a lovely couple - got alot of time for them. The bloke on the other side of the house is a complete moron though - he always comes out when we're washing the cars, working on them etc. and tries to make conversation about stuff that I care little about. He usually gets blanked haha.

He used to own a Cavalier King Charles and used to let it out late at night and it used to bark into the wee small hours. It died a few years ago though, so rather sorted that problem out...

[PICKLEBASHER]

i have 1 french guy a younge cuple and a older couple with two 1 year old twins, ive got a 12" sub and i like to play it loud or not at all i was playing it one time and the end bloke came out and screemed at me telling me he would call the police , im like alright mate chill out, dont speak to him now hahaha :) my saying is if its two loud your to old :)

[Prickle]

Yeah the ones up from me. Shouting/swearing at his horse dogs day in day out at anytime of the day. Yard is lifting with shit and smell. He tries to sell me shit that he deems 'valuable' (shitty old toy). asks for money for their electric board. I wish he and its minger wife and pets would fuck off to be quite honest...

[Jay_T87]

i have 1 french guy a younge cuple and a older couple with two 1 year old twins, ive got a 12" sub and i like to play it loud or not at all i was playing it one time and the end bloke came out and screemed at me telling me he would call the police , im like alright mate chill out, dont speak to him now hahaha :) my saying is if its two loud your to old :)

Would sound to me that your the nightmare neighbour there pal :homme:

[PICKLEBASHER]

hahah well tbh the law states that u can play music till 11, it was 6oclock, and it wassent to loud just rattling my boot

[Ryan]

i have 1 french guy a younge cuple and a older couple with two 1 year old twins, ive got a 12" sub and i like to play it loud or not at all i was playing it one time and the end bloke came out and screemed at me telling me he would call the police , im like alright mate chill out, dont speak to him now hahaha :) my saying is if its two loud your to old :)

I feel sorry for anyone who lives near you. Seems intelligence and common courtesy has been lost on some.

[PICKLEBASHER]

I feel sorry for anyone who lives near you. Seems intelligence and common courtesy has been lost on some.

i have mannors and that, i dont exzactally piss them off but it was only for 5 mins and people loose there temper, its alright for them
to shout and screem
and seem like hes beating the shit out of her at 1.00 in the morning,

[Jay_]

I have one very very very scary looking tattooed bloke on one side, but then I was working on the van and he came and said if I ever need tools etc I can borrow them cos he used to do the same when he was younger! Very nice bloke!

Other neighbour is a polish glass blower and also very very nice guy!

[nicole_]

HATE my neighbours
Brand new housing development, all lovely new houses and they have to scatter council houses inbetween! Attached to one of them, luckily for us, and there stupid dogs bark through the day from 7 in the morning and no one shuts them up! They just let them bark and bark, wake my little one up almost every day. and opening my french doors, all I can smell is dog shit most the time. I cant afford three dogs, so they can't be that hard up with money that they need a gorgeous huge three bed house for free! They never park on there drive, instead they park on the road outside our house on a corner so everyone has to creep past their car, lazy inconsiderate people..grr hate them so much

[DAMSK11]

The old fella up the road from me smothers his garden with cow shit so the whole road stinks of it, then just when the smell goes down a little...he throws a load more on it :/

Then the miserable old bloke across the road from me beeps his horn every time he gets outside my house, then proceeds to drive into his garden at 2 mph holding up everyone trying to drive past.

[saladdodger]

Fraud, drugs, kidnap, theft, vandalism, fighting, all same guy next door who then done a runner to LA who now owns his own nightclub, rolls royce and chopper. Guys a cunt when he wants his own way but nice to talk to haha

Beat his mum with a screwdriver

Now rents house out to eastern Europeans who are noisy, drunk, rude, loud, and a damn right pain in the arse

Other neighbours think they own the street, really very funny as to what their demands are hahaha cunts

[chris-hall-yo]

my old neighbors where taken to court by 3 houses on the street mine included. was to younge to remember much, jus remember loads of fighting, banging doors and swearing all the time lol. New neighbors are sound

[D1zzyman]

you read my mind there's this pikey chavvy creature with a beeping tag on her leg, thing that lives at edge of my close (i live in a close ) :(. she is vile. last week she came out swore personal vendetta against the whole neighborhood for calling the popo,5-0 on her. she then decided to bring her whole pikey family down and now theres a fucking bouncing castle in front of her house bearing in mind she has plenty of space in her back garden with 12 chavvy kids screaming their lungs out and its a struggle to drive out of the close. if shes not thrown out within the next few weeks i will burn her house down.

[enthrone]

To the right of me i have a couple who were real nice to me and my missus when we moved in. accused us of causing rats ( yet they leave cat food out for foxes and this causes the rats! ). Have their sons yappy jack Russell around every weekend that doesnt shut the hell up. Now they blank me after my missus told the woman to shut the fuck up after she tried to tell me our dog was barking from 1am to 5am one night, when it wasn't as i was awake on my pc that night.

Above me i have a middle aged woman who likes to be nosy and lives with her 25+ son, who were arseholes when they moved in but are quite good now, never bother me any more.

Bottom of garden have some polish who live in a garage and are noisy as well and keep using my gate as a toilet........

Other side was simon0014 off here until he moved student house!

[wicked-vtr]

My neighbors are nice, I don't live in a shit hole. The one gripe any of them have ever given me is saying "your cars quite loud, it makes my bedroom windows shake when you come in at night"

I couldn't have been more apolagetic, now I let the turbo cool round the corner or drive off boost for the last few mins of my journey so i don't have to idle it on the driveway.

This is how things are done in the civilized part of the world.

[craig180]

Neighbours directly either side of us are epic, but next door but one is a nonce.

I could go on all night but I'll just say that one day karma will be along to rip his guts out

[Chris_O]

My neighbors are nice, I don't live in a shit hole. The one gripe any of them have ever given me is saying "your cars quite loud, it makes my bedroom windows shake when you come in at night"

I couldn't have been more apolagetic, now I let the turbo cool round the corner or drive off boost for the last few mins of my journey so i don't have to idle it on the driveway.

This is how things are done in the civilized part of the world.

Haha exactly what i have to do with mine!

[wicked-vtr]

Haha exactly what i have to do with mine!

It's going to be a hell of a lot louder when i shoe horn this rb25 with a stupidly big turbo strapped to the side in ;) screamer pipe ftw.

Bit off topic but you taking your 200 to trax on the weekend?

[Ryan]

It's going to be a hell of a lot louder when i shoe horn this rb25 with a stupidly big turbo strapped to the side in ;) screamer pipe ftw.

Bit off topic but you taking your 200 to trax on the weekend?

Ive not run my bodied one late at night for a while, im sure its going to be very popular when its back on the road. Even when not smashing the loud pedal it isnt exactly silent.

[motocrossjord]

Tbh most of mine are sound, i live in a quiet village with my rents still.

Most of them round here are far to nosy for there own good though.. Always informing my Nan what time i came in, how fast i was going, what gear i was in, what i was wearing ect. Apart from that there not to bad.

Tbh i feel for my next door Neighbours at times, when im chilling with music or working on bikes ect, but they never complained about me yet, so i assume there ok with it.

lol

[admad]

I've got one pain in the Arse neighbourgh she's a chavvy 21yr old with about 3 kids. Last week I came home from work at about 10:30 and my mates was outside waiting for me I parked up and my turbo timer kept car going for 40seconds so she came out screaming like a pikey that my cars too loud and I rev it up in the morning even though I dont start work or leave the house until I want to which is never before midday earliest, she was kicking off something silly at my mates for being "gobby" when all they said was he's turned it off it has a turbo timer, was threatened with police and her lanky streak of piss of a boyfriend. I don't rev the car ever as it's not good for the engine and the road is shit bumpy so drive real slow in and out of road and tbh the cars not even that loud I had a civic which was proper noisy and they said nothing.

What pisses me off is there sponging fucks placed there by the council that get pissed every night with loads of people round in the garden making noise all night into the morning and her shouting was alot louder than my car, if I didnt care for the car I'd of kicked off back big style And she would hear the car being loud but I don't want any damage to it so I was polite and talked to her which in the end I calmed her down and left it on good terms.

[kclipston]

I live next to 2 pubs and the noise from them is fine. The neighbours are alright too never get any trouble or noise from them really. Get a couple of drunks falling into our front garden at times though..

Oh and a few people trying to take a shortcut through our back garden from one pub to the other... We found one guy crying in the corner because our dogs were barking at him lol

[gretsch-drummer]

Live at the top of a cul-de-sac with the 'rents. The street is absolutely dead most times. Mostly full of quiet OAPs. No one has any grief with anyone.

But some fucking dosser twat of a mother with 2 kids moved near the bottom of the street and she has litter scattered around her drive etc. She lets the kids run on the road all day. But they did get a right telling off when sis's nearly ran them over. Fucking nobs.

[Manu]

I went slightly loud one day and didn't even hear my neighbour banging on the door. I apologised and soundproofed the walls, happy chaps since.

i have 1 french guy a younge cuple and a older couple with two 1 year old twins, ive got a 12" sub and i like to play it loud or not at all i was playing it one time and the end bloke came out and screemed at me telling me he would call the police , im like alright mate chill out, dont speak to him now hahaha :) my saying is if its two loud your to old :)

Eventually they will turn up and seize your puny little sub. That will feel old.

[Ash1711]

We live in an apartment/flat thing with an intercom to let people in... well when someone rings it for us its loud, like very fucking loud and at least once a week some nob will ring our intercom at like 2am because they want to get in and go to their mates. Pisses me off big time!

[Gandi699]

My next door neighbour is a scum bag, crack smoking/dealing whorebag. Gets the kids to buy her drugs, flashy cars turning up at all times of the nights doing drop offs, parties mid week til the early morning, kids of about 4 and 10 years old left in the house for days on their own, the kids stealing/breaking into the neighbours house and shed, garden is overgrown to about 6 feet height with brambles so keeping my own free of brambles and weeds is a constant nightmare. The old lady who had the house before would turn in her grave if she saw the state it was in now.
Thanks Wolverhampton council

[Ash1711]

My next door neighbour is a scum bag, crack smoking/dealing whorebag. Gets the kids to buy her drugs, flashy cars turning up at all times of the nights doing drop offs, parties mid week til the early morning, kids of about 4 and 10 years old left in the house for days on their own, the kids stealing/breaking into the neighbours house and shed, garden is overgrown to about 6 feet height with brambles so keeping my own free of brambles and weeds is a constant nightmare. The old lady who had the house before would turn in her grave if she saw the state it was in now.
Thanks Wolverhampton council

If it bothers you that much do something about it...

Police would be interested in the drug dealing...
Social Services would be very interested to hear about the kids...

[Dave_P]

The only issue on our cul de sac is about 8 Bulgarian's renting a 2 bed semi and they have several vehicles scattered about the short road, one big van in particular is parked making it impossible for me to drive out of my driveway in the velle in one movement.

[smiith]

Mine either side are both decent, one cuts our hedge for us when he does his own, others have the occasional bbq and party, and i always get an invite, and they always joke about me bringing a different looking girl home all the time..

One next door to them though, total bell end.. His wife left him, like 10 years ago, he has never owned a car, so i parked infront of his drive one day when the road was packed with tourists cars, thought he has no car, no harm.. Went out 20 minutes later, note on my window "don't park infront of my drive, or else".. He has been to court for beating his dog to death since, total wanker..
My nan lives next door to him too, and hes always saying shit to her, so i went and had a go, now he is a little pussy