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ryanwatt
13th September 2012, 12:18
stuck in a car park for an hour and a half cause my engine wouldnt start! to find out that someone had cut the cable for the fuel pump and solered the two cables to a 10amp fuse that had melted along with the tape it was rapped in:(!

Ross
13th September 2012, 12:27
... awaits trolls with cool story bro...

Fixed it presumably?

ryanwatt
13th September 2012, 12:29
yeah had to wait for my mate to come up in rush hour traffic with tools pain in the cunt!

Ross
13th September 2012, 12:29
yeah had to wait for my mate to come up in rush hour traffic with tools pain in the cunt!

you're a girl?

ryanwatt
13th September 2012, 12:31
haha naa mate

blackie_2k5
13th September 2012, 12:35
Cool story Homie :y:

I didnt say bro xxxx

Giraffe
13th September 2012, 12:36
Cool story Homie :y:

I didnt say bro xxxx

Arghhhhh just missed the quote of you saying "I didnt say story xxxx"

FFS!

Matty16v
13th September 2012, 12:42
I should report you for using the word cunt, however I'm not that much of a cunt that I would report you for it :y:

How did someone cut your fuel pump?

Prickle
13th September 2012, 12:43
http://wcbnfm.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/angry-y-u-no-l.png

Ross
13th September 2012, 12:44
Arghhhhh just missed the quote of you saying "I didnt say story xxxx"

FFS!

I do believe I got there first :p

ryanwatt
13th September 2012, 12:45
I should report you for using the word cunt, however I'm not that much of a cunt that I would report you for it :y:

How did someone cut your fuel pump?

haha cheers mate

ryanwatt
13th September 2012, 12:46
no-one cut the fuel pump just cable melted and the fuse melted :(

Ross
13th September 2012, 12:48
no-one cut the fuel pump just cable melted and the fuse melted :(

stuck in a car park for an hour and a half cause my engine wouldnt start! to find out that someone had cut the cable for the fuel pump and solered the two cables to a 10amp fuse that had melted along with the tape it was rapped in:(!

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/confusious-say.jpg

ryanwatt
13th September 2012, 12:50
yeah the boy before me had cut the cable and solered the two end to a fuse and rapped it in tape and yesterday it must have started to melt and burst the solered so the fuel pump would not work

Giraffe
13th September 2012, 12:51
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/confusious-say.jpg

Lol, if you read only the bold bits it makes no sense, but after the second bolded bit he does say that someone cut the thing then soldered the now two bits to a fuse...

ryanwatt
13th September 2012, 12:53
cant really explain it ha! cant even take a photo off it now seeing ive taped everything to fuck

dondan
13th September 2012, 12:55
Wouldn't it be prudent to use something a little more substantial than tape with it already letting you down once?

ryanwatt
13th September 2012, 12:57
yeah need to think off a permanent fix for it soon :(!

Ross
13th September 2012, 12:58
a new cable is probably a good idea ;) And solder it not electrical tape :p

Giraffe
13th September 2012, 13:03
Right, I'll explain it for you then.

Cable to fuel pump is one piece. Someone cut the cable, thus making it 2 pieces. The person who cut the cable has then soldered the ends of the cable to a fuse, putting a fuse in the middle of it or whatever, and then taped it up. It's now melted.

I had to do the same as a temporary fix (but using a to the wire that went from the fusebox to the reverse lights (I think) on my BMW... the clips snapped and it caught the propshaft (I think) and it went right through the cable, causing it to blow the fuse that controlled the instrument cluster and rear lights, what fun that was! Especially before I knew what had happened and kept replacing fuses...

Hmm, bit late lol

MuZiZZle
13th September 2012, 13:20
stuck in a car park for an hour and a half cause my engine wouldnt start! to find out that someone had cut the cable for the fuel pump and solered the two cables to a 10amp fuse that had melted along with the tape it was rapped in:(!

"I said a fuel pump, ya fuel pump, ya fuel pump to fuel fuel fuelly, pump pump a pumpy to the sold solder sold sold a solder, to the sold sold solderyyyyy....

now what you found was not a test, it was soldered to say the least, I for one am amazed it lasted so long, amazed homey and slightly pleased

see I am mu-ziz-zle, and I'd like to say hello, now I understand your relativley new, but you do own a saxo

us brothers on here, were sorry to hear about your car park sit-u-ation, but at least you weren't a fool, called a brother with some tools to ease your trepidation

photos on here work well mon frere', we're like the mother fucking paparazzi, this rhyme right here, well my dear, I'm a mother fucking grammar nazi"


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blackie_2k5
13th September 2012, 13:21
Aha

Was shitting my pants incase I got caught before the edit :D

MuZiZZle
13th September 2012, 13:21
god I bet there's some grammar issues in that ^ lol

Chris_
13th September 2012, 13:29
The amount of swearing that is allowed in this thread, yet I get an infraction for saying "cunts" - which wasn't aimed at anyone btw.

Giraffe
13th September 2012, 13:33
The amount of swearing that is allowed in this thread, yet I get an infraction for saying "cunts" - which wasn't aimed at anyone btw.

I take great offense to you using that sort of language. Wash your mouth out, or wash your fingers out, boy.

MuZiZZle
13th September 2012, 13:35
The amount of swearing that is allowed in this thread, yet I get an infraction for saying "cunts" - which wasn't aimed at anyone btw.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g215/animetoshi/salessection-1.jpg


also


Way to censor the C word! :y:

Ross
13th September 2012, 13:37
The amount of swearing that is allowed in this thread, yet I get an infraction for saying "cunts" - which wasn't aimed at anyone btw.

Chris, please be careful... http://www.saxperience.com/forum/images/buttons/infraction.gif

Just kidding. The infraction must have been before the rule relaxation over the weekend about "general chat" Sorry bout that. It expires, so don't worry about it. :)

Muzzie, that is genuinely awesome. 10 points for effort.

MuZiZZle
13th September 2012, 13:38
Chris, please be careful... http://www.saxperience.com/forum/images/buttons/infraction.gif

Just kidding. The infraction must have been before the rule relaxation over the weekend about "general chat" Sorry bout that. It expires, so don't worry about it. :)

Muzzie, that is genuinely awesome. 10 points for effort.

word bitch :afro: