car photographers

[Stissy]

winner learn the origin of winrar and you'll see why its not fine, just Lukeing haha

[Jamie]

Oh yeasssssssssssss just what I was looking for.

I'll take my own pics :y:

[smiith]

You names a photography thing after a forum fad word?

[MuZiZZle]

your facebook cover photo is balls, I'm out

[Jamie]

Btw I haven't even looked at the rest but that VW Van pictures got a fuccccccck load of noise.

Looks shite.

I wouldn't use that to advertise myself as a photographer lol...

[0rang3peel]

dicksound.

fml

[DAMSK11]

The name "DickSound" put me off.

[Jamie]

DickSound fap fap fap fap?

Gave me the idea of making an FB page for my photography,:y:

Thanks even if FaceFuck ruins the quality.

[Stissy]

typical saxp 'ey? full of abuse haha

You names a photography thing after a forum fad word?

forum fad word? is that what dicksound is?


Btw I haven't even looked at the rest but that VW Van pictures got a fuccccccck load of noise.

Looks shite.

I wouldn't use that to advertise myself as a photographer lol...

maybe its the facebook quality mate

the groups not mine - i just know the photographers as friends so i help promote and all that :)

[MuZiZZle]

typical saxp 'ey? full of abuse haha



forum fad word? is that what dicksound is?




maybe its the facebook quality mate

the groups not mine - i just know the photographers as friends so i help promote and all that :)


I'd tart it up a bit before pimping it, just saying

[Ryan]

Bye bye advertising...

[MuZiZZle]

Bye bye advertising...


not really though, pimping Winrar!

what about winzip?!?!!? or the open source 7-zip

Shame on you Ryan, shame on you!

[Ryan]

Btw I haven't even looked at the rest but that VW Van pictures got a fuccccccck load of noise.

Looks shite.

I wouldn't use that to advertise myself as a photographer lol...

+1. Get your mate to get a stronger portfolio together before pushing advertising, currently it looks like he's using a mobile phone, it will be better in the long run to suddenly announce what he does with a really strong portfolio.

[Stissy]

Bye bye advertising...

re-edited so you didn't make me sound /b/
hope thats ok

[Ryan]

not really though, pimping Winrar!

what about winzip?!?!!? or the open source 7-zip

Shame on you Ryan, shame on you!

I loled.

[Stissy]

You names a photography thing after a forum fad word?

I still don't get this?

[Ryan]

I still don't get this?

Meaning it doesn't look very professional/high end.

[Stissy]

Meaning it doesn't look very professional/high end.

no i mean, was 'dicksound' a fad word?
and i dont think they're professionals - just some lads having a laugh

[MuZiZZle]

no i mean, was 'dicksound' a fad word?
and i dont think they're professionals - just some lads having a laugh

it made me want to format the internet

[Ryan]

no i mean, was 'dicksound' a fad word?
and i dont think they're professionals - just some lads having a laugh

Then why post up touting for business? :zainy:

[Stissy]

Then why post up touting for business? :zainy:

just helping some friends get more likes :)

none of this is answering the quote by smiith

[Giraffe]

just helping some friends get more likes :)

none of this is answering the quote by smiith

He probably thinks that the group was named after you saying "dicksound" all the time in the past.

[Ryan]

Dicksound was a fad word.

Btw winrar was used as an archiving piece of software before /b ;)

[Jamie]

Looks like if you google search the phrase...

They is on a lil' campaign lol.


http://dicksound.blogspot.co.uk/
https://www.facebook.com/dicksounduk
http://www.seatcupra.net/forums/showthread.php?t=348713
http://www.allcorsa.co.uk/forums/showthread.php/dicksound-50971.html?
http://vimeo.com/dicksound
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOfficialDicksound?feature=watch
Sounds like some sort of gay club from Derby.

Definitely advertising.

[Stissy]

its nice to know people have heard of dicksound prior to me posting this thread :)

[Jamie]

its nice to know people have heard of dicksound prior to me posting this thread :)

No.

I haven't. I just google searched and it would seem all the related shite for the criteria is a little group based in Derby.

Dicksound should be added to list of banned words to stop it getting google ranking from this thread.

[Giraffe]

its nice to know people have heard of dicksound prior to me posting this thread :)

It was in your sig and you used to spread it all over here like farmers spread shit all over their fields. Was more annoying than herpes.

[blackie_2k5]

It was in your sig and you used to spread it all over here like farmers spread shit all over their fields. Was more annoying than herpes.

Only EVER seen it when he's posted

[Stissy]

No.

I haven't. I just google searched and it would seem all the related shite for the criteria is a little group based in Derby.

Dicksound should be added to list of banned words to stop it getting google ranking from this thread.

i never even saw your post, sorry i missed that - i was talking about people already recognizing it as a fad word

although, i suppose its even nicer to know how high dicksound is in google and how easy it is for people to find them :)

[Ryan]

No.

I haven't. I just google searched and it would seem all the related shite for the criteria is a little group based in Derby.

Dicksound should be added to list of banned words to stop it getting google ranking from this thread.

its ok im deleting this later anyway

[smiith]

just helping some friends get more likes :)

none of this is answering the quote by smiith

Dicksound was used in 90% of posts for a few weeks, then died off.. It is a word, it was a fad.. Fad word.. ya get me blud?

They didn't invent the word for their little page.. It was used on alot of forums, like people saying "cool story bro"

[Ross]

It was in your sig and you used to spread it all over here like farmers spread shit all over their fields. Was more annoying than herpes.

and..... stolen :)

[Brettles1986]

It was in your sig and you used to spread it all over here like farmers spread shit all over their fields. Was more annoying than herpes.

Herpes can be remedied, you can't stop people talking shit :homme:

[blackie_2k5]

Herpes can be remedied, you can't stop people talking shit :homme:

Just like you can treat herpies but it'll always come back ;)

[Giraffe]

Herpes can be remedied, you can't stop people talking shit :homme:

I'm pretty sure those with their names in red can... And herpes can't be remedied, can it?!

[smiith]

i never even saw your post, sorry i missed that - i was talking about people already recognizing it as a fad word

although, i suppose its even nicer to know how high dicksound is in google and how easy it is for people to find them :)

They don't recognise it because of them.. I hope to god you don't think that they came up with this word..

[Stissy]

Dicksound was used in 90% of posts for a few weeks, then died off.. It is a word, it was a fad.. Fad word.. ya get me blud?

They didn't invent the word for their little page.. It was used on alot of forums, like people saying "cool story bro"

yeah, i understand.
thanks for clearing that up haha

[Jamie]

i never even saw your post, sorry i missed that - i was talking about people already recognizing it as a fad word

although, i suppose its even nicer to know how high dicksound is in google and how easy it is for people to find them :)

You make me sick lol.

Seriously though find another way home pizza boy.

It's ranked high in google simply because it's something no normal people would use for anything other than trollin' a car forum.

its ok im deleting this later anyway

Good call lol.

[blackie_2k5]

Just like you can treat herpies but it'll always come back ;)

I'm pretty sure those with their names in red can... And herpes can't be remedied, can it?!

^^^^^^^^^^

[Brettles1986]

Prevention is the cure, therefore in this case a Ban would suffice ;)

[Stissy]

You make me sick lol.

Seriously though find another way home pizza boy.

It's ranked high in google simply because it's something no normal people would use for anything other than trollin' a car forum.

are we in the fast and furious now?
i dont think vimeo, blogspot, youtube or facebook are car forums?

dicksound is bigger than i realized - well done to them, they must be doing something right?

[blackie_2k5]

I'm really surprised you posted this stissy

Didn't you get so much abuse for dicksoumd a while back and ended up not using Saxp for donkies?

[Stissy]

I'm really surprised you posted this stissy

Didn't you get so much abuse for dicksoumd a while back and ended up not using Saxp for donkies?

nah, i stopped using it because i sold my saxo then bought an Ibiza
Then i sold my Ibiza and bought a corsa B
Then i sold my corsa B and bought some nikes
now i walk everywhere

[Brettles1986]

are we in the fast and furious now?
i dont think vimeo, blogspot, youtube or facebook are car forums?

dicksound is bigger than i realized - well done to them, they must be doing something right?

All of which can be trolled

[Giraffe]

I'm really surprised you posted this stissy

Didn't you get so much abuse for dicksoumd a while back and ended up not using Saxp for donkies?

He was also asking about which £16k car or something he should buy, acting like he was loaded, when he was in fact talking about getting on tick. Which there is nowt wrong with, but it was the sort of giving it large like he had 16k to shell out on a car and how he wanted it to be a flash car for his image...

[Jamie]

are we in the fast and furious now?
i dont think vimeo, blogspot, youtube or facebook are car forums?

dicksound is bigger than i realized - well done to them, they must be doing something right?


Yes we are this is SaxFurious duh

Where did I say they were? they are just accounts linked to the said phrase.

I was mearly stating that in everyday life that word is clearly so rarely used that all of your/their accounts/threads show up high in the google ranking for said phrase.

Bar the gay name, the reason you get this response is because you're trying to force feed people. If I stumbled accross it on google without you and I was from Derby and was in to whatever it is you're all in to I'd be like ok.

Facebook page for photography is still shit though.

[Stissy]

He was also asking about which £16k car or something he should buy, acting like he was loaded, when he was in fact talking about getting on tick. Which there is nowt wrong with, but it was the sort of giving it large like he had 16k to shell out on a car and how he wanted it to be a flash car for his image...

it was all about image my friend ;)

i'm unemployed now anyway, i can't afford those sorts of treats

[Brettles1986]

it was all about image my friend ;)

i'm unemployed now anyway, i can't afford those sorts of treats

So a Saxo it is then (I'm not implying Saxo owners are poor by the way)

[Stissy]

Yes we are this is SaxFurious duh

Where did I say they were? they are just accounts linked to the said phrase.

I was mearly stating that in everyday life that word is clearly so rarely used that all of your/their accounts/threads show up high in the google ranking for said phrase.

Bar the gay name, the reason you get this response is because you're trying to force feed people. If I stumbled accross it on google without you and I was from Derby and was in to whatever it is you're all in to I'd be like ok.

Facebook page for photography is still shit though.

i dont have a clue what you're talking about but i put the bad quality down to being facebooks fault.

[Giraffe]

it was all about image my friend ;)

i'm unemployed now anyway, i can't afford those sorts of treats

So you can no longer brag about your super well paid job at rolls royce?

No, sorry to hear it. Hope you were sensible and saved something.

[Stissy]

So you can no longer brag about your super well paid job at rolls royce?

No, sorry to hear it. Hope you were sensible and saved something.

nah it was all a lie mate, i never worked at Rolls Royce. i had a friend who did and wanted to sound more important than i was

i've grown up a lot though (now 20) and can cringe at all the stuff i used to say

[Ryan]

i dont have a clue what you're talking about but i put the bad quality down to being facebooks fault.

Facebook has nothing to do with composition/exposure/colour.....

[Bound]

it was all about image my friend ;)

i'm unemployed now anyway

Probably good you didn't finance a 16k car then! :y:

[Giraffe]

nah it was all a lie mate, i never worked at Rolls Royce. i had a friend who did and wanted to sound more important than i was

i've grown up a lot though (now 20) and can cringe at all the stuff i used to say

Really? Like, REALLY? Why were you on about getting a £16k car if you didn't have a decent job? REALLY? Are you trolling or what? Is it even you?

[Jamie]

i dont have a clue what you're talking about but i put the bad quality down to being facebooks fault.

It isn't Facebook's fault it's camera/user error.

Yes Facebook ruins the quality of images because it highly compresses them upon upload but noise is a different issue.

[Jamie]

Facebook has nothing to do with composition/exposure/colour.....

You beat me FML.

Even if I didn't mention any of those lol

[GolfJay]

I've said this before. Dicksound is a stupid name, no doubt about it.

[D1zzyman]

dicksound really bro? sounds a bit crude too.

but I've noticed Facebook does reduce image quality, but it also depends on the size of the image as well.

[Stissy]

i think the picture looks good?

[MuZiZZle]

i think the picture looks good?

http://i.imgur.com/xoinv.jpg

[Ryan]

i think the picture looks good?

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/25719429.jpg

[Giraffe]

This thread is stinking of troll now...

[Mochachino]

Hello 'bruv'

Not interested in your site 'man'

Thanks,
'dicksound'

[D1zzyman]

i think the picture looks good?

not that great looking, keep practicing and get a decent camera along with photoshop and maybe you could produce something like ..

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/390850_309942859103573_1380195890_n.jpg


one i shot with a crappy 3gs camera and some photoshop you get this

http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/548757_10151234344474664_1714428162_n.jpg

[Ryan]

not that great looking, keep practicing and get a decent camera along with photoshop and maybe you could produce something like ..

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/390850_309942859103573_1380195890_n.jpg


Not the best example... Photoshop is gash too - lightroom is what you want.

[D1zzyman]

Not the best example... Photoshop is gash too - lightroom is what you want.

yeah true, but he gets the point. :)

[Stissy]

cameras used include:
a 7D
a 600D
a 550D
and an NEX-5

all with decent lenses, along with lightroom.

[Jamie]

cameras used include:
a 7D
a 600D
a 550D
and an NEX-5

all with decent lenses, along with lightroom.

Learn to use them :y:

[MuZiZZle]

cameras used include:
a 7D
a 600D
a 550D
and an NEX-5

all with decent lenses, along with lightroom.

by used, do you mean you balanced the mobile phone on them to take the pics?

[Ryan]

Learn to use them :y:

Boom the man speaketh thy truth...

[Mochachino]

On a serious note, everyones a photographer these days. On facebook everyday its like "Nigels Automotive Photography" popping up constantly and other various names followed by photography. Then they post literally all the pics they have taken, not just a select few of the top notch pics they've taken.

[Stissy]

by used, do you mean you balanced the mobile phone on them to take the pics?

you should be able to tell its an 50mm f1.4 (or similar) by the depth of field alone

[MuZiZZle]

On a serious note, everyones a photographer these days. On facebook everyday its like "Nigels Automotive Photography" popping up constantly and other various names followed by photography. Then they post literally all the pics they have taken, not just a select few of the top notch pics they've taken.

I've got Hipstamatic on my iPhone!

[MuZiZZle]

you should be able to tell its an 50mm f1.4 (or similar) by the depth of field alone

I should, however I can barely make out that they are vehicles!

trololololollllll

[Brettles1986]

I've got Hipstamatic on my iPhone!

I use Instagram because I'm a professional

[Stissy]

I should, however I can barely make out that they are vehicles!

facebook quality?

[Ryan]

On a serious note, everyones a photographer these days. On facebook everyday its like "Nigels Automotive Photography" popping up constantly and other various names followed by photography. Then they post literally all the pics they have taken, not just a select few of the top notch pics they've taken.

I loled, because its true. Hi i have a camera + facebook page = im pro and ill do some really bad photos of your children for 30p.

I really limit the amount of stuff that goes out there, a client sometimes deserves exclusivity not for every photo to be posted on a page.

you should be able to tell its an 50mm f1.4 (or similar) by the depth of field alone

I thought you said good lenses were used :zainy:

[MuZiZZle]

I use Instagram because I'm a professional

That's what I meant! lol

I'm so poor I don't even know what it's called.

I have a DSLR and I'm poo with that too

[Ryan]

I use Instagram because I'm a professional

gimps have started to come up to me at events and show me their instagram portfolios...

like I actually give a toss? lol

[Jamie]

I use instragram just for instant shiz when I'm bored.

Basically this thread is now dying.

[blackie_2k5]

http://i.imgur.com/xoinv.jpg

Just spat coffee all over the living room

Qualitayyyyy

[Brettles1986]

gimps have started to come up to me at events and show me their instagram portfolios...

like I actually give a toss? lol

And you don't take there people seriously, it's been bought out by Facebook, it has to be the real deal, do you know anything?

Note sarcastic tone

[Ryan]

And you don't take there people seriously, it's been bought out by Facebook, it has to be the real deal, do you know anything?

Note sarcastic tone

1st rule of trying to tout for business as a photographer. Another photographer is rarely going to be looking to book a photographer :wacko:

[Jamie]

I loled, because its true. Hi i have a camera + facebook page = im pro and ill do some really bad photos of your children for 30p.

I really limit the amount of stuff that goes out there, a client sometimes deserves exclusivity not for every photo to be posted on a page.



I thought you said good lenses were used :zainy:

Agree too.

I put a few pictures up on my facebook page but I'm no pro.

Although, today as a direct result of this thread I did setup;

JamieMyersPhotography and upload 2 pictures. lol... (not of cars)

It's a hobby for me.

[Stissy]

Agree too.

I put a few pictures up on my facebook page but I'm no pro.

Although, today as a direct result of this thread I did setup;

JamieMyersPhotography and upload 2 pictures. lol... (not of cars)

It's a hobby for me.

nice name for a photography page

[MuZiZZle]

Agree too.

I put a few pictures up on my facebook page but I'm no pro.

Although, today as a direct result of this thread I did setup;

JamieMyersPhotography and upload 2 pictures. lol... (not of cars)

It's a hobby for me.

the bee doesn't look sharp to me, but the dawg & grass are sharp as a sharp thing

[Ryan]

im envious of your likes jamie. You should be spamming us all with it in order to look decent :D

[Mochachino]

nice name for a photography page

Not sure if this is sarcasm?

[Jamie]

nice name for a photography page

Hurhurhur

the bee doesn't look sharp to me, but the dawg & grass are sharp as a sharp thing

Click the bee, it's the div squishing it :p

im envious of your likes jamie. You should be spamming us all with it in order to look decent :D


Hahaha my dad & myself lolol

PLUG

JamieMyersPhotography

2 EPIC fotos guise

[Ryan]

make sure you spam all internetz forums.

[Jamie]

make sure you spam all internetz forums.

Might head over to the LCR & corsa C forums and make an account and spam the Derby section.

POW.

[Ryan]

Might head over to the LCR forum & corsa C make an account and spam the Derby section.

POW.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh190/soundgardener75/F81A9D40-A170-43E8-B742-E8FEFD4FD60C-20822-00000D667AEDD39D.jpg

[Jamie]

lol

OP has left the building.

[Stissy]

i dont get it, why is saxp so full of hate?

you like cars, dicksound like cars, some of you like taking pictures, some of dicksound like taking pictures

everyone should be friends not insulting each others pictures

[Ryan]

i dont get it, why is saxp so full of hate?

you like cars, dicksound like cars, some of you like taking pictures, some of dicksound like taking pictures

everyone should be friends not insulting each others pictures

not everyone creates a thread in general chat saying 'go here, use these guys'....

[Stissy]

maybe not, but if you're not interested why post?

[Ryan]

maybe not, but if you're not interested why post?

Why create a thread advertising when we say not to? :zainy:

[Stissy]

Why create a thread advertising when we say not to? :zainy:

i was just spreading some love :)
maybe some people are interested?

[Ross]

You names a photography thing after a forum fad word?

forum fad word? is that what dicksound is?

wait... what?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dicksound

You can thank me later... ;)

[Jamie]

wait... what?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dicksound

Hahah.
http://www.dailytees.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/l/i/like_this-base.png

[Ryan]

I loled..

Surprised you didn't make a second part to it.

[Ross]

I loled..

Surprised you didn't make a second part to it.

couldn't resist. :p

[Ashleyp]

On a serious note, everyones a photographer these days. On facebook everyday its like "Nigels Automotive Photography" popping up constantly and other various names followed by photography. Then they post literally all the pics they have taken, not just a select few of the top notch pics they've taken.

Plus one.

[MuZiZZle]

wait... what?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dicksound

You can thank me later... ;)

this was my entry on that site

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shin+pissing