stalkers/crazy birds

[manta]

Hi

Been having a slight problem with a certain bird, long story short I've been giving her the hot beef injection on and off for a fair while. I don't want to see her anymore as she's like properly mental, she keeps messaging me n stuff asking to see me and if I don't she's gunna tell my family and 400 bob off me.

How the fubar do I get rid of her?

Thanks

Sax

[Bedford126]

Hi

Been having a slight problem with a certain bird, long story short I've been giving her the hot beef injection on and off for a fair while. I don't want to see her anymore as she's like properly mental, she keeps messaging me n stuff asking to see me and if I don't she's gunna tell my family and 400 bob off me.

How the fubar do I get rid of her?

Thanks

Sax

3 words

I turned gay......

Problem solved mate. If she wants proof then suck some bloke off every one knows only real men suck dick. Fuck me i should really go to sleep.

[Jamie]

3 words

I turned gay......

Problem solved mate. If she wants proof then suck some bloke off every one knows only real men suck dick. Fuck me i should really go to sleep.

^


Dear Sally,

IM GAY

Boom. Sorry I knew the moment I banged a savaloy up my ass from the local chippy.

xoxoxox

Job done.

[wicked-vtr]

A good solid cunt punt should do the trick

[Ryan]

Say you've caught the clap, and you cannot go banging her till it's cleared. She should get checked out too though...

[Cam]

Tell your family what?

[Ryan]

Tell your family what?

He likes to get her to finger his bum

[Cam]

He likes to get her to finger his bum

Well his old man might like it and shake his hand, then again he might not ha.

[Manu]

pics+ what is she not supposed to tell your family that is so up to blackmail?

[Bound]

I'd take what you're given Rob. Be thankful. Also pics. I will decide if you should break off this arrangment after viewing.

[Bound]

Also - Marry her.

I'll ask her for you, is she searchable on your facebook?

Nevermind I'll find her myself.

[Saxotim]

Ignore her completely, this has always worked for me.

[W103_A5H]

I usaully find 'FCUK OFF' copied and pasted loads of times in a txt does the job :y:

[Collavts]

Aw mate nothing worse, ignore is the nicest way to do it a reckon

[Gandi699]

£400 for what?

[12u55]

I'm sorry its you, not me.
But due to recent circumstances it wouldnt be viable for you and I to have fun any more.
It was a good run, heres a 5iver to get a taxi to fuck off. :)

[matt_vtr_15a]

Play her at her own game and threaten to tell everyone she has a stinky fanny...

OR

I always make sure I have a naked picture of a girl that I'm (fuck buddies) with, if they get attached and try and blackmail or spread shit when you start hitting it off with another girl threaten to spread pictures of her around...


Normally prevents any further action....

[Jay_T87]

Ignore her completely, this has always worked for me.

I do this regularly and works a treat.. After a while, even a headcase will get the message as the last girl i was seeing will testify:A:

[Tommo87]

"I think you should get checked out" then just ignore her.

[Giraffe]

Play her at her own game and threaten to tell everyone she has a stinky fanny...

Straight outta kidulthood!

[Jay_]

She is obviously 15.
Pics of said girls are required.

[mlawlan69]

yeah must be too young or blackmail for having a tiny nob!!!! (shocked nobody said it earlier) Haha

[0rang3peel]

basically the same thing happened to me awhile ago with an ex, I worked with her which made it even more dodgy. I ended up essentially giving her 50 quid to fuck off to reading festival maybe she got laid or something because it worked and was a small price to pay lol

[D1zzyman]

is she underage and tell your family what exactly o_O?