Halloween costume ideas.

[holdawayt]

Well folks it's that time of year again.

You spend a fortune on a shit costume hoping to be the star attraction at your friends fancy dress party, only to be upstaged by William the cunt with his mega awesome Spiderman costume.

I need ideas for this year, this was last years effort: (Admire Faye's breasts if you like, don't worry that's not AIDS on her chest it's actually fake blood)

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o317/Holdawayt/utf-SAW_zps6fa330ce.jpg

So if any of you have any good suggestions post them up and I'll see if I can copy :D

Tom.

[Giraffe]

Go as a banana. I'm buying a banana outfit.

[holdawayt]

I went as a banana once, but I had to wear tights. This made everything feel weird and I didn't like it.

[Gabbastard]

cardboard box, go as an oxo cube?

[0rang3peel]

jimmy saville

[Bedford126]

I always wanted to go as a huge vagina just for lol's. only trouble is you would look like a right cunt.

[Tommo87]

jimmy saville

Now that's scary.

[matt_vtr_15a]

where are these breasts???

[holdawayt]

I meant cleavage tip. Figured that would give most of the Saxp virgins wood.

[Jay_]

:hijack:

I've got an 80s theme fancy dress party on saturday so I'm going as Indiana Jones. Does any of the 1000 odd active users have a whip I can borrow, or somewhere I can buy one for no more than 5 pounds?

edit - Tom. You have a very good looking girlfriend. Top marks.

[Prickle]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Indiana-Jones-Fancy-Dress-Explorer-Hat-Whip-Choose-Item-/140598022618?pt=Adult_Fancy_Dress_UK&var=&hash=item20bc4b91da

buy now and get it just in time Jay..

;)

[Jay_]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Indiana-Jones-Fancy-Dress-Explorer-Hat-Whip-Choose-Item-/140598022618?pt=Adult_Fancy_Dress_UK&var=&hash=item20bc4b91da

buy now and get it just in time Jay..

;)

bosch, done. :y:

My grandad has the hat & leather jacket so I'm sorted! :afro:

[holdawayt]

This thread needs more photos of your previous efforts.

Thankyou Jay.

[Stefan_Wood]

I went as freddie last year
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/251186_10150225882698586_4381338_n.jpg
And the year before
http://i4.bebo.com/039/8/large/2008/11/02/20/7726467a9319377367l.jpg

[Tommo87]

I'd say what I'm going as but it may offend the sax-p police.

[nicole_]

girls have it easy :D generic dead school girl/cat/slut etc

[Brettles1986]

girls have it easy :D generic dead school girl/cat/slut etc

I vote the 3rd option

[Prickle]

slut etc

:zainy:

dead slut.. srs?

[Jay_]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/slutty-halloween-costumes.jpg
YEAH

[Bean]

Go as an evil mutilated iron man

[Jay_T87]

Girl just go in their underwear... It's my fave night of the year!!

Could go as Josef Fritzel!

[12u55]

Nottingham has this shop called http://www.luvyababes.co.uk/
They do some pretty good costumes and shit, and even at resonable prices.
Failing that, wet face, corn flower, and a bottle of food colouring, preferably over your nice carpet. ;)

[Jay_]

My "indiana jones" hat. Wait till I don the leather jacket, boots and whip :cool:
http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad350/jay-young1991/Photo0365.jpg

LOL

[Jazz]

When the 8 year old little shits come knocking at my door, they're going to be greeted by my new friend Bob.

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/BIG-MOUTH-GROSSMAUL-Disgusting-Horror-Mask-Halloween-Latexmaske-Karneval-/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/$(KGrHqQOKkIE5U!ISwSZBOZLTiKClQ~~60_35.JPG

Might hold a meat cleaver just for added effect.

Last year they got the Scream Mask and they shat themselves silly when I jumped out at them at my door. Hoping to top it this year, maybe some stained pants or crying.

[L33h]

Its not scary i know but im goin to my mates party as the gangnam style bloke hahaha

[TomT]

jimmy saville

Original

[D1zzyman]

My "indiana jones" hat. Wait till I don the leather jacket, boots and whip :cool:
http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad350/jay-young1991/Photo0365.jpg

LOL

could pull off Freddie with that look

http://blog.mailvu.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/freddy-krueger.jpg

[saxowebby]

http://www.merlinsltd.com/

[Liamm]

Its not scary i know but im goin to my mates party as the gangnam style bloke hahaha

I wanted to go out dressed like that. My mate who likes dressing up is in Leeds though so she can't be hyuna, also I don't have anymore mates lol

[D1zzyman]

I wanted to go out dressed like that. My mate who likes dressing up is in Leeds though so she can't be hyuna, also I don't have anymore mates lol

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg

[Dano]

Last year i wore this mask, with a black and red jester costume:

http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee322/Dmonz04/Hweenmaskjester.jpg

2009 H'ween party at work (worked in a night club at the time)

http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af309/dmonz_vTR/pic1_zps30bc89fa.jpg
http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af309/dmonz_vTR/pic2_zpsd7d020fe.jpg
http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af309/dmonz_vTR/pic3_zpsb87d4ffd.jpg
http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af309/dmonz_vTR/pic4_zps81880b88.jpg

This year? Im making a Gorilla costume, its gonna be AWESOME!! Will upload pics when its done ;)

[Ash1711]

When the 8 year old little shits come knocking at my door, they're going to be greeted by my new friend Bob.

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/BIG-MOUTH-GROSSMAUL-Disgusting-Horror-Mask-Halloween-Latexmaske-Karneval-/00/s/NjAwWDgwMA==/$(KGrHqQOKkIE5U!ISwSZBOZLTiKClQ~~60_35.JPG

Might hold a meat cleaver just for added effect.

Last year they got the Scream Mask and they shat themselves silly when I jumped out at them at my door. Hoping to top it this year, maybe some stained pants or crying.

lol! - need to get a camera up to film their reactions! :clapping:

[dolby20]

2 years ago, effort by me:
http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n582/dolby20/0B23FA6B-12BC-4E81-BFA4-844781159D8B-7613-0000061A7B815CE9.jpg
Osama bin Laden
Kinda 'unusable' now, unless I turn it into zombie laden.....

[holdawayt]

Yeah if I went out dressed as a Muslim round here id be dead before my first pint.

[dolby20]

Yeah, I'd probably avoid that look then....

[kmak577]

Found a few brilliantlybad taste ones, shame I dont think I can get away with putting them on the forum!

[Gabbastard]

yeah you can.

[kmak577]

I'll Pm you!

[sharpy24]

not really halloween related but what about?

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/troll-face-costume1.jpg

[12u55]

not really halloween related but what about?

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/troll-face-costume1.jpg


Would be scary if fuck if it's a bloke wearing it with those heels! :zainy:

[Carlvtr88]

I must admit, i'm always up for a laugh, get into the mood. But the amount of times someones said, halloween party to me. Then theres only about 6 peoples dressed up.

Then you just feel like a cunt.

[Jay_]

sorry if you have me on FB

- I've borrowed my Granddads hat, jacket & boots and I can only conclude he used to be Indiana Jones in his youth.
http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad350/jay-young1991/photo.jpg

edit - this is for an eighties night tonight, not halloween, but I wanted to be involved :oops: