The brown rain

[holdawayt]

I'm down in Plymouth to see the lads this weekend (spy on Holly) but I appear to have satan falling from my arse.

I'm sat here now wondering if I'll ever lose this stingy sensation.

Anyway I can't poop in public, I'm set to about 900psi and when I poo I don't hang around. Anyone got any tips ie drinks etc that might prevent the long waddle home from the pubs? I really think soiled kegs are on the cards tonight.

[Viper]

Immodium blocks me up for about a week. Is there a Tesco Extra anywhere?

Other than that just make sure you play with your cock every time you sit down.

[blackie_2k5]

go find some pepto bismol

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&ved=0CCcQFjAB&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.boots.com%2Fen%2FPepto-Bismol-24-Chewable-Peppermint-Tablets_40155%2F&ei=LgCDUN_rDaKM0AW88IGQBA&usg=AFQjCNHs61MAHPQ9TBEw_ChEZ7chDlXkkw


its better in liquid form..most co ops will sell it this time of night if you know a one...most asdas and stuff too

[Manu]

http://getdemotivated.com/gallery/var/albums/Night%20of%20Shitty%20Threads.gif?m=1326591158

[Heftydanielson]

You're going out in Plymouth, it's normal to shit yourself there. You'll be fine.

[holdawayt]

Cheer up Manu you misery witch.

[Manu]

Thanks dude, much appreciated :y:. Have a good evening, fart a little and pray for no skidmarks..

[Mr_X]

Butt plug

[Cam]

Just have a shit.

[Prickle]

http://getdemotivated.com/gallery/var/albums/Night%20of%20Shitty%20Threads.gif?m=1326591158

:zainy: :drink:

[holdawayt]

Imodium bought. Hardened stools ftw.

[Manu]

Best of luck when you face the can for the second time tomorrow :y: Or the day after...

[JamesR]

If you are about to explode out of your ring piece I think you will go in the pub toilets?

[blackie_2k5]

If you are about to explode out of your ring piece I think you will go in the pub toilets?

2/3 beers and he'll look like this:

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTtN-kbekoY_OnsjpacCu5vvofnu0V16YEjO06GRhlmMaLxO4-58Q


before sprinting to the nearest pot..

[holdawayt]

If you are about to explode out of your ring piece I think you will go in the pub toilets?

Never have for some reason, honestly I'd rather walk back to the house. I'm funny about poos.

Anyway, pub time. Cheers girls.

[Quick]

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[D1zzyman]

Butt plug

lmfao.

[Dom]

Immodium blocks me up for about a week. Is there a Tesco Extra anywhere?

Other than that just make sure you play with your cock every time you sit down.

Ah. That's why you talk so much shit, your arse can't get rid of it so it comes out your mouth. Bite.

:homme:

[blackie_2k5]

Ah. That's why you talk so much shit, your arse can't get rid of it so it comes out your mouth.
:homme:


roffle

[Viper]

Ah. That's why you talk so much shit, your arse can't get rid of it so it comes out your mouth. Bite.

:homme:

Actually most of what I say is fairly logical. I don't really talk shit.

[Jay_]

Did you shit yourself?

[mlawlan69]

Did you shit yourself?

+1

Fuck going out with the shits, just end up having a really shitty night (mind the pun ) not enjoying yourself constantly worrying about it.

or i would Haha.

[holdawayt]

Immodium absolutely saved the night. Got in at six this morning and did a firm poop. It was like heaven leaving my cavity.

[griff_106]

Immodium absolutely saved the night. Got in at six this morning and did a firm poop. It was like heaven leaving my cavity.

Amen to that. Nothing like having to really strain one out after having the world falling out your arse for a day or so tbh :y:

[L33h]

awww man i was expecting a really funny story here. You're lucky! :P

[holdawayt]

Haha sorry to disappoint dude. Sure it'll happen again!