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L20VTS
31st October 2012, 09:21
Do you answer the door to them?

Dogs are going in the hall and the door being ignored at mine, however it is kind of tempting to go and salt coat some haribo for the little fcukers.

GolfJay
31st October 2012, 09:22
Ignore!

iMystikz
31st October 2012, 09:24
I'll be playing Forza Horizon with the TV up so won't be able to hear them! But this is our first Halloween in this this house, Not many people around here so I doubt we'll get any knockers.

Ashleyp
31st October 2012, 09:25
I bet Jimmy Savile would have opened the door

iMystikz
31st October 2012, 09:32
I bet Jimmy Savile would have opened the door

Oh them lucky little Trick or Treaters ;)

MuZiZZle
31st October 2012, 09:45
Do you answer the door to them?

Dogs are going in the hall and the door being ignored at mine, however it is kind of tempting to go and salt coat some haribo for the little fcukers.

Why not just give them some sweets and make it a nice experience for them instead of being a massive bender?

L20VTS
31st October 2012, 09:48
Why not just give them some sweets and make it a nice experience for them instead of being a massive bender?

Due to the fact every other day in the year they are running round the street, riding bikes, kicking balls past peoples cars.

Have no respect for anyone and are the future chavvy bus stop dwelling scum.

Kids aren't what they used to be.

Mr_P
31st October 2012, 09:52
Highly doubt any kids will be walking up the lane to knock here. If they do, I'll be answering. I'm nice like that. All I got in the house is half a pack of penguins and some lager though:A:

holdawayt
31st October 2012, 09:53
I normally push a bit of hardened poop through the letterbox. It's enough to make them politely leave without question. Other times I employ the deodorant flamethrower through the letter box trick. Not so scary now with your on fire head are you???

MuZiZZle
31st October 2012, 09:54
Kids aren't what they used to be.

Because they're adults now?

L20VTS
31st October 2012, 09:55
Highly doubt any kids will be walking up the lane to knock here. If they do, I'll be answering. I'm nice like that. All I got in the house is half a pack of penguins and some lager though:A:

Ooo I'm coming trick and treating to yours, larger and a penguin what more could you want.

Also sounds much safer than going to Toms.

L20VTS
31st October 2012, 09:55
Because they're adults now?

Fcuk when did that happen :panic:

0rang3peel
31st October 2012, 10:15
When I was young I enjoyed halloween and the miserable bastards that didn't open the door soured the experience.

I won't get any one knocking here because my flat is in a wierd place but if I did I would give them something

OllieVigar
31st October 2012, 10:22
Highly doubt any kids will be walking up the lane to knock here. If they do, I'll be answering. I'm nice like that. All I got in the house is half a pack of penguins and some lager though:A:

Jheezzz i'm coming to your house! Sounds like a great night!

0rang3peel
31st October 2012, 10:24
Highly doubt any kids will be walking up the lane to knock here. If they do, I'll be answering. I'm nice like that. All I got in the house is half a pack of penguins and some lager though:A:

I'll be coming over :zainy:

Kirky
31st October 2012, 10:26
Ignore

Cam
31st October 2012, 10:29
Ignore
What about Mr Cool?

L20VTS
31st October 2012, 10:29
Party at Mr_Ps house then :D

What time we all going lol.

Kirky
31st October 2012, 10:31
What about Mr Cool?

Me cool says hello my names Matthew

Mr_P
31st October 2012, 10:32
Ooo I'm coming trick and treating to yours, larger and a penguin what more could you want.

Also sounds much safer than going to Toms.

Jheezzz i'm coming to your house! Sounds like a great night!

I'll be coming over :zainy:

Why the devil not!:drink:

Cam
31st October 2012, 10:32
Me cool says hello my names Matthew

He'll answer the door with his sword :homme:

Kirky
31st October 2012, 10:35
He'll answer the door with his sword :homme:

Haha oh yes

D1zzyman
31st October 2012, 10:41
fcuk no the little shits have been annoying this year, throwing rocks as i drive past, riding mini pit bikes in the cul de sac. my area looks shit now since these pikey scum benefit grabbing moved in a few years ago. they'll be moving soon though too many complaints. from the oap's lol

cruze
31st October 2012, 11:20
stocking up on laxative chocolate today. that should fix the lil f**kers round here.

stevo67
31st October 2012, 12:24
Due to the fact every other day in the year they are running round the street, riding bikes, kicking balls past peoples cars.

Have no respect for anyone and are the future chavvy bus stop dwelling scum.

Kids aren't what they used to be.

Have to say I agree,but at the same time not all kids are like that.Unfortunately the kids where I live think nothing of pelting eggs at the house/car or firing a firework at the front door.:n::boxing::boxing:

ady_saxo
31st October 2012, 12:28
Remember to have the treats ready.

Jazakius
31st October 2012, 12:33
haha neither ill be out trick or treating XD

devilsadvocate
31st October 2012, 12:48
I will be answering the door and doing what any decent person should do on Halloween, give the kids sweets.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

You want to make a child scared and cry by letting your dogs bark at them from behind a door, perhaps you need to re-evaluate your life because its incredibly sad.

Its one day a year and it makes kids happy, do the decent thing.

Its not just 14/15 year olds who are trying to egg peoples houses, some of them are like 2/3 years old who actually get excited about trick or treating.

Phils_VTR
31st October 2012, 12:51
Do you answer the door to them?

Dogs are going in the hall and the door being ignored at mine, however it is kind of tempting to go and salt coat some haribo for the little fcukers.

Pretty harsh. There were always the people that didn't participate but I guess you never had a good halloween yourself to want to give that to others?

Why not just give them some sweets and make it a nice experience for them instead of being a massive bender?

Exactly what I was thinking. Each to their own I guess but no reason to be a Halloween scrooge. All a bit of fun and I used to love halloween as a kid.

Due to the fact every other day in the year they are running round the street, riding bikes, kicking balls past peoples cars.

Have no respect for anyone and are the future chavvy bus stop dwelling scum.

Kids aren't what they used to be.

fcuk no the little shits have been annoying this year, throwing rocks as i drive past, riding mini pit bikes in the cul de sac. my area looks shit now since these pikey scum benefit grabbing moved in a few years ago. they'll be moving soon though too many complaints. from the oap's lol

Don't know what kind of area you guess live in but I am not in the most brilliant area yet that doesn't happen. I went to school in this village and I know that at the most, some houses might get egged.. but that is only the people who are proper wankers about Halloween. :oops:

haha neither ill be out trick or treating XD

Boss :y:

dondan
31st October 2012, 13:02
Got a bowl of sweets ready for them tonight and a mask to answer the door in.

Jizanthapus
31st October 2012, 13:17
Wow there's some right Scrooges on here!! God, lighten up a bit!!

Won't be getting any at my house, haven't had one trick or treater for about 20+ years

LSOfreak
31st October 2012, 13:32
i do, then realise i dont have anything to give them and either say sorry or route around for loose change in my pocket lol :S

devilsadvocate
31st October 2012, 13:43
i do, then realise i dont have anything to give them and either say sorry or route around for loose change in my pocket lol :S

So go and spend a fiver on some sweets, hardly going to break the bank.

I spent more than that on lunch today.

L33h
31st October 2012, 13:50
Just give em some sweets man! It wasnt that when u were a kid u miserable fuckas!

Brettles1986
31st October 2012, 13:55
I peek through the window to see how small they are, if they are little then I will give them sweets and invite them in

If they are older though they wont get me answering the door no risk there

0rang3peel
31st October 2012, 14:01
I remember in my neighbourhood when I was a child, everyone used to give out sweets on halloween and it was always the one grumpy oddball bastard that didn't.

Now the majority of people appear to be the oddbals.

#no faith in humanity hashtag hashtag hashtag

Oli-VTR
31st October 2012, 14:10
missus is heating up toffee and im going to be putting onions on sticks in it
looks like toffee apples :)

Giraffe
31st October 2012, 14:11
I will be answering the door and doing what any decent person should do on Halloween, give the kids sweets.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

You want to make a child scared and cry by letting your dogs bark at them from behind a door, perhaps you need to re-evaluate your life because its incredibly sad.

Its one day a year and it makes kids happy, do the decent thing.

Its not just 14/15 year olds who are trying to egg peoples houses, some of them are like 2/3 years old who actually get excited about trick or treating.

So go and spend a fiver on some sweets, hardly going to break the bank.

I spent more than that on lunch today.

Fucking hell, calm down big spender. Would you like some tissues? Sounds like you're about to start crying...

ash_hart
31st October 2012, 14:14
Lol hanna, i wont be doing it in your area then, no i hate them, ffs.

devilsadvocate
31st October 2012, 14:46
Fucking hell, calm down big spender. Would you like some tissues? Sounds like you're about to start crying...

Yeah I'm tearing up right now as it goes so some tissues would be handy.

Could do with a hug as well if your offering?

There are a lot of immature and sad individuals on this forum....

Giraffe
31st October 2012, 14:49
Yeah I'm tearing up right now as it goes so some tissues would be handy.

Could do with a hug as well if your offering?

There are a lot of immature and sad individuals on this forum....

I agree, getting so passionate about giving kids sweets... You a paedophile or something? It's pretty sad.

Heftydanielson
31st October 2012, 14:56
This is the only time of the year where I can open the door in my gimp suit and the children as me for sweets, I'm normal for this one night if the year and don't even have to offer my sweets.

iVTR
31st October 2012, 15:02
In a word, no.

mlawlan69
31st October 2012, 16:18
im at work thank god, cant be arsed getting up and down every 5 minutes to screaming kids going "rawwwrrrr"

plus most of them round here are like 14/15 and will think nothing of egging houses shooting fireworks etc etc.

LVC
31st October 2012, 16:43
If the local kids arrived at my house (at the end of a mile long track with no lighting and next to the forest) I'd be more than happy to give them a big bag of sweets - they'd probably crap themselves on the way though :(

Even the Jehovah Witnesses don't bother me where I am - mind you it'll not be a bag of sweets they'd be getting if they did, lol

LSOfreak
31st October 2012, 17:02
So go and spend a fiver on some sweets, hardly going to break the bank.

I spent more than that on lunch today.

fuck going out to the shops especially for sweets. I would if i was at the shops and remembered but...
plus, im sure the kids like loose change lol if theyre lucky they might get a quid lol

Ash1711
31st October 2012, 17:08
Isn't 'Trick or Treat' a threat? If so why are you allowed to threaten people? Hmmm.

danny-vts
31st October 2012, 17:13
no, wont be opening the door, im nice like that :)

Bean
31st October 2012, 17:17
I'm hiding in the dustbin tonight and will be scaring the little fuckers away

Prunicycles
31st October 2012, 17:23
I'll be bleddy devastated if nobody turns up to admire these bad boys...
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12u55
31st October 2012, 17:32
:borg: Happy Samhain everyone. <<---- The real reason for halloween.
Literally hopped out my car and some fucker was at my car door like, trick or treat. Safe to say i've taken my ariel off my car tonight. Area I live in! :ouch:

Still got some sweets for the twerps though. Keeps them sweet and from damaging the property.
I like the laxative choccies, and onion toffee apples. :P :xmas_twisted:

jamie281093
31st October 2012, 17:42
super glue ready on the door bell, if they press it they'd be fucked ;)

jones91
31st October 2012, 17:47
They've already started round here, we've got some sweets ready but at this rate it's gonna be pretty f**king annoying answering the door every two minutes

McGuire86
31st October 2012, 17:49
I'll let them choose anything they want from the kitchen bin

jamie281093
31st October 2012, 17:53
my comment dissapeared :( superglue on the door bell seems a good option :)

Ryan
31st October 2012, 17:56
Ill be ignoring them, thankfully we rarely get many as I don't live on a council estate with loads of scummy brats.

D1zzyman
31st October 2012, 18:57
fcuk no one has knocked so far, i guess they took their kids away or something. most people from here wont open for those kids any ways. (not being a scrooge!!)

TomT
31st October 2012, 18:58
Don't really get them on my road, but if I did yes I'd answer door.

Wouldn't give them fuck all though.

dondan
31st October 2012, 19:44
my comment dissapeared :( superglue on the door bell seems a good option :)

Maybe if you're an arsehole.

I'd be worrying about the repercussions if I was you, would be a treat when the little kids dad knocks on your door wanting answers :).

Bigbowzer
2nd November 2012, 21:22
Would love throw water balloons at them from a window tbh haha

dondan
2nd November 2012, 22:52
In Sunderland you'll be getting bricks and molotovs thrown back!