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smiith
9th November 2012, 12:47
Well, i did a how to for a fry up, but this one is the best yet, pretty much, an ultimate sandwich..

As last time, there will be things i don't have, that others would add, and things you would take away.. This is all about what i had in the house, and wanted to eat..

First of all, you need to get all the food you will be cooking..

For me..

Bacon x3
Sausage x2
Hash Brown x2
Egg x1
Bread x2
Butter

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/CA02B07A-A88C-4205-A025-3302F20D8CD3-10948-00000A66C4C6F688.jpg

Then you want to add oil to your frying pans, and turn the gas on..

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/F1A6F566-0A32-4624-A82D-1911BEF6FA3B-10948-00000A66CD1A768E.jpg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/F73EF046-46A6-4714-B5C2-2FC823098FDD-10948-00000A66D1D68EF6.jpg

I then cut my sausages down the middle, just so 2 would cover the full sandwich..

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/19CCAE64-2A6D-4E8E-8F22-CB63378D2F3B-10948-00000A66D5DB6298.jpg

Then i added everything apart from the egg to the pans, which will be added once the bacon is cooked..

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/40854DA0-875D-4268-8BB2-7CCEA7248872-10948-00000A66D91DCEA1.jpg

While that cooks, you want to go and butter your bread.. Who said men can't multi task?!

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/3EC9E433-0F7A-43CE-8610-D5BA724955D9-10948-00000A66DD2AECEA.jpg

Also in this time, choose your egg, i went for the front, middle one!

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/22AE667A-A018-45C2-9E9A-2A2107022703-10948-00000A66E0FB7299.jpg

Things seem to be coming along nicely..

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/0DAEC239-0401-4B55-A8D3-E8887FAD580B-10948-00000A66E610A1EA.jpg

Once the bacon is cooked, take it out of the pan, and you can start cooking your egg!

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/482049D6-3D03-4725-B6BC-9F5379D17BDF-10948-00000A66EA5A165F.jpg

Just a personal preference.. I don't like the egg to be runny, ever since i was a kid, so i spread the yoke, so it cooks evenly..

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/587E746C-04EB-475A-A121-CE91C8C2E378-10948-00000A66EE4BE08E.jpg

While the egg cooks, i take the hash browns, and sausages out of the pan, and my sandwich can start to assemble!

Bread 1st..

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/98089EDE-FEC8-4908-8784-F81B46BD66CA-10948-00000A66F28A24D0.jpg

Then the hash browns.

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/FAFBFAE6-8A99-488F-90C8-D9C9944B4F6A-10948-00000A66F6253E31.jpg

Then the sausages..

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/F51C6B1A-F735-4EE5-BED4-43249AF86C4C-10948-00000A66F9F70003.jpg

Bacon.

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/6B91D11C-08CC-4EB1-B058-7A435B9765CD-10948-00000A66FDFBFEBE.jpg

Last filling, the egg, and then the bread!

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/9C11B953-508A-4A19-967D-FBCCA7E5F5DC-10948-00000A670207FADA.jpg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/EE4BB9A6-5BBA-4D76-BB62-0C65C2D58993-10948-00000A67066FA45B.jpg

And here you have, the ultimate sandwich!!

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/D6A81D03-DC0E-46A1-8D53-EEDD6A9FE6BF-10948-00000A670ACD6C69.jpg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/7A277F9C-C500-4361-8731-1779DBB939FB-10948-00000A670ED59F13.jpg

Then all that's left to do, is try and fit it in your mouth, and take a huge motherfucking bite! (excuse the hair, i woke up like that, and haven't had a shower after work..)

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/0144A1AF-819E-4757-A94A-159190B9BCBF-10948-00000A6712E220AE.jpg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/E49B671F-736B-45B7-84DE-AF45589097FE-10948-00000A671394154A.jpg

And if you are any sort of man, your plate should look like this at the end!

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/lil_old_moi363/139A5B29-74A5-44B7-A3C0-15EB442E78F3-10948-00000A67175CDC23.jpg

I hope this helps make people hungry.. I know i haven't but cooking times or anything, because obviously it is all totally dependent on how high you have the heat, and the quality of food you are cooking..

Thank you, and good day!

xxx
Jay_
9th November 2012, 12:48
Fuck you. I want one.
Oli-VTR
9th November 2012, 12:49
i find wholemeal instead of white improves handling
jimmyboy
9th November 2012, 12:55
No sauce = FAIL!
Jay_
9th November 2012, 12:56
Oh to add, if I was grilling the sausage & bacon, I would put the bread underneath it and let it soak up the fat coming off.

You know, just to make it that bit unhealthier.
Gabbastard
9th November 2012, 12:56
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2009/08/07/9kriepxyq0.jpg
jimmyboy
9th November 2012, 12:57
Oh to add, if I was grilling the sausage & bacon, I would put the bread underneath it and let it soak up the fat coming off.

You know, just to make it that bit unhealthier.

Style. You have it.
smiith
9th November 2012, 12:57
No sauce = FAIL!

I dislike sauce.

Oh to add, if I was grilling the sausage & bacon, I would put the bread underneath it and let it soak up the fat coming off.

You know, just to make it that bit unhealthier.

I was going to fry the bread, but i don't think my heart could take it! All the fry ups are giving me palpitations haha
craig180
9th November 2012, 12:57
Real men grill, and add beans
smiith
9th November 2012, 13:06
Real men grill, and add beans

Beans, in a sandwich? I think that would result in a rather messy blouse..
craig180
9th November 2012, 13:07
Beans, in a sandwich? I think that would result in a rather messy blouse..

Real men go bare chested...
Jay_
9th November 2012, 13:08
Style. You have it.
Why thank you :cool:

I was going to fry the bread, but i don't think my heart could take it! All the fry ups are giving me palpitations haha

Not as much as a man as you make out then :homme:
saladdodger
9th November 2012, 13:13
Thats a good sarnie dude, fair play

Open a cafe
smiith
9th November 2012, 13:16
Not as much as a man as you make out then :homme:

For at least a year now, at least one meal a day has been a fry up of sorts!
Llardy
9th November 2012, 14:16
Real men go bare chested...

massive lol.

I'd have gone for a double decker tbh. slice of lightly fried bread in the middle then buttered on both sides.
Jamie
9th November 2012, 14:28
Egg fail.

I like mine runny.

Seriously though fuck you makes my ham and cucumber sandwich with salad cream seem rather inadequate now.
JamesR
9th November 2012, 14:57
Thats a good sarnie dude, fair play

Open a cafe

I reckon you should go for it Smiith ;)
L33h
9th November 2012, 15:02
Another thread about food? Im supprised ya not a fat fuck
Carl-h
9th November 2012, 15:07
Let down by 2 things. Shit sausage and shit bread. With some proper sausage from a butchers and some proper bread from a proper bakery that would of been perfect!

Bread makes a huge difference! Until I became a baker I didn't really realise how much difference there is in bread, I just used to use it to hold everything together and fill me up a bit. Now it's one of the best bits haha.
Ross
9th November 2012, 15:13
Tip: Snip a few small cuts in the fat around each bacon rasher. This stops it from curling up too much when it's cooking. Also, get dry-cure bacon if you can so you're buying bacon (not water).
mlawlan69
9th November 2012, 16:35
quite a valiant effort i must say, but that is nothing more than a sandwich really, a MANwich has to be on an extravagant scale, check out ours we made at work.

http://img9.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/16877/16877975e74d24c3f09f7c95cb5340ab5d9a4394.jpg

http://img4.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/16877/1687797421f04f53cdada21d50dcfde220756db6.jpg

filled to the rafters with italian salamis, provolone cheese, grilled red onions, fresh tomatoes and rocket

all wrapped in a whole loaf of freshly baked bread.

om nom nom
jimmyboy
9th November 2012, 16:54
quite a valiant effort i must say, but that is nothing more than a sandwich really, a MANwich has to be on an extravagant scale, check out ours we made at work.

http://img9.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/16877/16877975e74d24c3f09f7c95cb5340ab5d9a4394.jpg

http://img4.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/16877/1687797421f04f53cdada21d50dcfde220756db6.jpg

filled to the rafters with italian salamis, provolone cheese, grilled red onions, fresh tomatoes and rocket

all wrapped in a whole loaf of freshly baked bread.

om nom nom

I award you 5 man points :y:
smiith
9th November 2012, 17:13
None of that is fried, or grilled.. -10 man points.
12u55
9th November 2012, 18:20
Tip: Snip a few small cuts in the fat around each bacon rasher. This stops it from curling up too much when it's cooking. Also, get dry-cure bacon if you can so you're buying bacon (not water).

If I could thank you I would. ;)

Cos i'm such a regular at my local subway they just chuck everything in i want, then double it cos I'm regular without the price tag.
footlong breakfasts are amazzzzing after a night out. :drink:
D1zzyman
9th November 2012, 18:26
Real men go bare chested...

read that whilst in the library burst out laughing.
Quick
9th November 2012, 19:03
Scrambled egg FTW!
Dom
9th November 2012, 19:36
Lyndon Duke? Not sure what username he is on here, I prefer the triple decker manwich;

http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx294/Domleydon/DB4B750D-5E6B-445A-A279-EA46525A00B9-7696-000008A4436211A9.jpg
Jay_
9th November 2012, 19:40
Lyndons username on here is Lyndon. Lol.

He is a complete ballbag but seems to be able to make a sandwich. :homme:

;)
lyndon
9th November 2012, 19:40
BOOM that's my baby!

Jay_______---____Young suck my ballbag ;)

Also I created this in Ibiza to satisfy my hunger one afternoon..

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/155149_10151081166135172_1985454599_n.jpg
http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/62056_10151081167845172_1477750868_n.jpg

Weighed an absolute fooking ton.
Mr_P
10th November 2012, 05:37
Mandy's mega breakfast roll

In there are 5 sausages, 6 bacons, 4 black pudding, 2 fried eggs, beans & brown sauce.
They are incredible. She does a smaller one using the same roll but with half the ingredients.


http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n252/Mr_P_2006/354CDEEE-D39F-4557-A8F9-2C9C94EF0C8C-6197-00000306330278A4.jpg
Heftydanielson
10th November 2012, 17:53
Guys, this is how you make a manwich.

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3930007_700b_v1.jpg
griff_106
10th November 2012, 18:02
Mandy's mega breakfast roll

In there are 5 sausages, 6 bacons, 4 black pudding, 2 fried eggs, beans & brown sauce.
They are incredible. She does a smaller one using the same roll but with half the ingredients.


http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n252/Mr_P_2006/354CDEEE-D39F-4557-A8F9-2C9C94EF0C8C-6197-00000306330278A4.jpg

If I'm honest, put some hash browns in the equation and I'd need this roll in my life :A:
Mr_P
10th November 2012, 19:06
And for those of you who haven't seen it. Google "epicmealtime" check out their vids.
McGuire86
10th November 2012, 19:34
I know it's a 'burger' but this is just awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWzZ8eEGB7A
L33h
10th November 2012, 19:39
^^^^ spoilt that with the tomatoes :(
Prunicycles
10th November 2012, 19:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpKtarjTvqU