no more back splashes when you poo!

[sexy_gt]

i was in rotterdam last week with the mrs. whilst having a great time at the zoo i had the urge to go for a wee. i literally almost pissed myself laughing at what i found.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/sexy_gt/saxo%20vts/2012-11-22121459.jpg

i found this higly amusing, had to grab the mrs to take a look.

thought id share it with you guys :afro:

[Karlb1]

Shoudl see the toilets in my home town in Germany.
There' s a ledge right under your arse and then the hole is right at the bottom of the toilet at the front...so you basically take a massive shit and nearly end up sitting on it.

[Tom5190]

i had a shit in one at the ring and didnt realise i grazed the shit when i wiped it wasnt nice

[ed-bradley]

Must practically curl up under your balls when you shit.

Or if you perched all the way forward, I bet you could get your stool to land and wedge straight into the hole.

[Karlb1]

Must practically curl up under your balls when you shit.

Or if you perched all the way forward, I bet you could get your stool to land and wedge straight into the hole.

Only if your arse hole was the only thing on the toilet..the hole is only about an inch and a half wide/long.
You'd have to have fucking good aim

[ed-bradley]

Challenge accepted.

[sexy_gt]

i had a shit in one at the ring and didnt realise i grazed the shit when i wiped it wasnt nice

spot on :y:

[Karlb1]

Challenge accepted.

Pics or didn't happen etc etc

I'll be expecting a thread on it

[Oli_K]

Urgh!

If it stays on that ledge without going underwater it would stink, or is there a separate pool ? Cant see clearly.

[Gabbastard]

Stopped at a services outside Paris last year and the toilet was merely two bits to put your feet on either side of a big hole, there was no bowl to speak of. Grim.

Thankfully, I just needed a piss, so I pissed all over the foot areas.

[blackie_2k5]

i had a shit in one at the ring and didnt realise i grazed the shit when i wiped it wasnt nice

*pulls nasty face whilst reading

[Prickle]

Whats wrong with splash backs?

Wets it incase the excess dries up. easier to wipe..


trololol

[Gabbastard]

bidet ftw.

[ed-bradley]

bidet ftw.

Got one at home.

When we first got one, when I was a kid.. I thought it was a Drinking water fountain.

Worst.Day.Ever. When I was told it wasn't..several weeks later.

[sexy_gt]

Whats wrong with splash backs?

Wets it incase the excess dries up. easier to wipe..


trololol


if i poo at work i place toilet paper in the water... other peoples poo splashbacks i cant handle! :panic:

[ed-bradley]

if i poo at work i place toilet paper in the water... other peoples poo splashbacks i cant handle! :panic:

Hahaa. I do the same.

Glad I'm not the only one.
Sometimes I've blocked the toilet doing it though, getting carried away with the bog roll.

[blackie_2k5]

if i poo at work i place toilet paper in the water... other peoples poo splashbacks i cant handle! :panic:

Hahaa. I do the same.

Glad I'm not the only one.
Sometimes I've blocked the toilet doing it though, getting carried away with the bog roll.

i also do this

as well as putting a triple folded strip over the front...incase of touching the bowl/seat.... with the weapon

[sexy_gt]

Hahaa. I do the same.

Glad I'm not the only one.
Sometimes I've blocked the toilet doing it though, getting carried away with the bog roll.

you just blame it on someone else mate :y:

we had the water cut off once, toilet had been flushed and not refilled. i crapped in it, caused a uproar in the mens... that was 4 years ago, they never knew it was meeeeeeeee :A:

[sexy_gt]

i also do this

as well as putting a triple folded strip over the front...incase of touching the bowl/seat.... with the weapon

yeah ive touched bowl before not good.

[blackie_2k5]

certainly not mate...fuck knows what some of the cunts i work with might have

not to mention the cleaner bleaches it haha

"it feels hot...hotter....FUCK!!!"

[Prickle]

if i poo at work i place toilet paper in the water... other peoples poo splashbacks i cant handle! :panic:

PMSL.

I avoid doing poo's at work.. id pebble dash the pot so bad.

nothing worse when you go for a wee and see the pot riddled with skid marks..

[sexy_gt]

PMSL.

I avoid doing poo's at work.. id pebble dash the pot so bad.

nothing worse when you go for a wee and see the pot riddled with skid marks..

one bloke sprays the pan literally with shit. i shit you not. its the most dirty toilet ive ever seen. pictures may have to follow.

[Prickle]

one bloke sprays the pan literally with shit. i shit you not. its the most dirty toilet ive ever seen. pictures may have to follow.

Minging.

yer get pics up

[matt_vtr_15a]

Stopped at a services outside Paris last year and the toilet was merely two bits to put your feet on either side of a big hole, there was no bowl to speak of. Grim.

Thankfully, I just needed a piss, so I pissed all over the foot areas.

This is a eauropean thing mate in some areas so it seems anyway...

At my workplace we have no end of clients having toilet refurbs because certain european employees putvthe bog seat down and stand on it and squat to take a shit with theirvhands on the topbof the cubicles!

Sometimes they miss totally n leave shit on the seats, floor and walls!

I'm doing an office and amenties refurb to a food factory at the minute and i'm just specifying prison toilets that they cant break! And anti vandal cubicles as they remove the ips panels and put their dinnrr in the toilet service void so they can eat their dinner in the toilet and save going back to their lockers... scruffy bastards some of them!

[slammed_saxo_vts]

This is a eauropean thing mate in some areas so it seems anyway...

At my workplace we have no end of clients having toilet refurbs because certain european employees putvthe bog seat down and stand on it and squat to take a shit with theirvhands on the topbof the cubicles!

Sometimes they miss totally n leave shit on the seats, floor and walls!

I'm doing an office and amenties refurb to a food factory at the minute and i'm just specifying prison toilets that they cant break! And anti vandal cubicles as they remove the ips panels and put their dinnrr in the toilet service void so they can eat their dinner in the toilet and save going back
to their lockers... scruffy bastards some of them!

Walls!! How can they even manage that??

Personally a simple 'one sheet' layed over the water does the job.

[mlawlan69]

I noticed this type of bowl at my girlfriends house in Italy, i was like;

"WTF, do i have to launch my shit into the water like a boat?!"

fireman's blanket is a must however, fuck get splash back from anywhere !!!

[matt_vtr_15a]

Walls!! How can they even manage that??

Personally a simple 'one sheet' layed over the water does the job.

I don't even know! But shit was smeared on the walls quite frequently..obviously not something that can be designed out!

Quite often its smeared with finger marks from the clients reports! I guess some that miss the bog pick it up and get shit on their hands somehow and instead of using bog roll use the walls! Honestly it severely concerns me that people like this work in food production facilities...

They literally don't care what they destroy or ruin! It keeps me in a job though!

[Carlvtr88]

This thread is shit..........:homme:

[Phils_VTR]

When I was aged 5 in school I spent ages having a poo and came out the toilet everyone was in lesson, it was awkward and I never went in school again ever for the next 11 years.

I been once at my current job because I have to but I hate going to public toilets, if its kept super clean it isn't as bad but nothing like a private poo at home.

However if I am having a pee I play a game of cleaning the toilet by pissing on the skids, it's fun and you get good karma :zainy:

[Prunicycles]

You're all amateurs. I have a colostomy bag.
I can get skid marks down the front of the bowl. i leave em there to confuse the fuck outta whoever uses the toilet next.

[Furioman]

last winter i asked to use a mates bog in a unheated unit went in to find a shit frozen in the bog it was there for months until the water unfroze and could be flushed away

[Prickle]

This thread is shit..........:homme:

So is this one

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=439863

[Carlvtr88]

So is this one

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=439863

................ Sorry I was waiting for your point.

[wheeler]

They've got these toilets at the exhibition centre in frankfurt in germany.. Wasted many hours in there having a good look at my shit.

[Prickle]

................ Sorry I was waiting for your point.

:hug: hi.

[wheeler]

.... nothing like a private poo at home.


with the toilet door open. Ah bliss.

[Carlvtr88]

with the toilet door open. Ah bliss.

and a sandwich... :homme:

[wheeler]

or a phone call ;)

[Jay_T87]

Dont get why people dont have a dump in work.. Would rather waste 20 mins of work time and have one there than taking up my precious free time!

One good trick for a house warming party or just if you wanna confuse a cleaner at work.. Sit on the bog backwards and let hell loose! The next occupant often appreciates a massive skid mark down the front of the bowl :)

You also avoid splashbacks and 'bowl touching'

[Ross]

You're all newbs.

Upper Decker is where it's at. If you don't know it, just google. All will be revealed.

[sexy_gt]

Dont get why people dont have a dump in work.. Would rather waste 20 mins of work time and have one there than taking up my precious free time!

One good trick for a house warming party or just if you wanna confuse a cleaner at work.. Sit on the bog backwards and let hell loose! The next occupant often appreciates a massive skid mark down the front of the bowl :)

You also avoid splashbacks and 'bowl touching'

brilliant. i never knew a thread on toilets would make me (and the mrs) laugh so much. thanks button would of been hammered if it was in "general shat".

ross im off to check it out...

[Ross]

brilliant. i never knew a thread on toilets would make me (and the mrs) laugh so much. thanks button would of been hammered if it was in "general shat".

ross im off to check it out...

This, basically. Good trick for some strangers house party you've ended up at.
http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/upper-decker.jpg

[sexy_gt]

You're all newbs.

Upper Decker is where it's at. If you don't know it, just google. All will be revealed.

there are real tears of joy on my mousepad :y:

[blackie_2k5]

anyone been to amsterdam

seeing the toilets in the street is pretty bizzare

fucking stink as well

[Ross]

there are real tears of joy on my mousepad :y:

haha. :D

I'm now a touch old for such shenanigans but I wish I'd known about this when I was 18 ;)

[sexy_gt]

anyone been to amsterdam

seeing the toilets in the street is pretty bizzare

fucking stink as well

yeah been there very smutty dirty place. ive seen the outsude toilets, when a bloke started to pee in one i could hear it but thought it was a phone booth till i realised. stinks.

[blackie_2k5]

yeah been there very smutty dirty place. ive seen the outsude toilets, when a bloke started to pee in one i could hear it but thought it was a phone booth till i realised. stinks.

thats sounds like the female ones lol

little bit mesh under a hut to hide them

the mens ones are like a plastc pallet with 4 half circles on them..if there were 4 of you on it

it would look like you were doing a 4 way kiss its that close..

[bobertmate]

this thread, has had me crying tears of laughter over the laptop for the last ten minutes.

Good old SaxP :')

[josh11490]

One good trick for a house warming party or just if you wanna confuse a cleaner at work.. Sit on the bog backwards and let hell loose! The next occupant often appreciates a massive skid mark down the front of the bowl :)


Genuine tears! No idea why I find this so funny!

[Manu]

You should go to Turkey next time, you won't be laughing.


http://www.tinygif.com/data/media/17/nightoftheshittythreads.gif

[sexy_gt]

this thread, has had me crying tears of laughter over the laptop for the last ten minutes.

Good old SaxP :')

Genuine tears! No idea why I find this so funny!

ross put the icing on the "cake" for me :flush: :y:

[sexy_gt]

You should go to Turkey next time, you won't be laughing.


http://www.tinygif.com/data/media/17/nightoftheshittythreads.gif

why is that?