Little problems that really grind your gears.

[lewismonteith]

Anyone experience things day-to-day that are nothing major but are a real inconvenience to you?

For example I get no WiFi or 3G in my upstairs toilet. I like to make the most out of my daily deposit and I can literally do nothing when I'm sat there. No Facebook, Twitter or Sax-P. Being on the toilet is prime time for this stuff and it really bugs me that I can't.

[blackie_2k5]

get a potty and sit in the living room

wifi
tv
comfort
seconds from fridge

the list goes on

[McGuire86]

I thought it was just old constipated men that spend longer than a few minutes taking a crap. I'd be more worried with that than the lack of access to wi-fi..

[lewismonteith]

I thought it was just old constipated men that spend longer than a few minutes taking a crap. I'd be more worried with that than the lack of access to wi-fi..

I don't stay in there for a long time because I have a large amount of poo or trouble passing it, I just like the quiet time.. No-one bothers you when you're in there, feel like I'm in my own little world.

[Nates-VTR]

Anyone experience things day-to-day that are nothing major but are a real inconvenience to you?

For example I get no WiFi or 3G in my upstairs toilet. I like to make the most out of my daily deposit and I can literally do nothing when I'm sat there. No Facebook, Twitter or Sax-P. Being on the toilet is prime time for this stuff and it really bugs me that I can't.

This is when you resort to becoming very interested in what's on the back of the shampoo and shower gel bottles haha

[GolfJay]

I'm not kidding, I'm sat on the toilet right now typing this. I think my guts just fell out...

[blackie_2k5]

I'm not kidding, I'm sat on the toilet right now typing this. I think my guts just fell out...

your phone will be infested with poo particles

[Prickle]

I'm not kidding, I'm sat on the toilet right now typing this. I think my guts just fell out...

:homme:

how many wipes do you think?
too far?

[lewismonteith]

I'm not kidding, I'm sat on the toilet right now typing this. I think my guts just fell out...

I envy your ability to do this, if I leave the door open I get very faint signal. I think the walls are made out of lead.

[lewismonteith]

:homme:

how many wipes do you think?
too far?

If it's a smooth exit it might be a non-wiper

[Prickle]

If it's a smooth exit it might be a non-wiper

those are quality. just wipe the water splash and you're done.

worse when you have to go over 1/2 times.

[AlexB]

my 3rd gear syncro problem grinds my gears everytime i get in the car tbh

[lewismonteith]

those are quality. just wipe the water splash and you're done.

worse when you have to go over 1/2 times.

That's my favourite type of wipe, never risked not wiping at all though. Rather be safe than sorry!

my 3rd gear syncro problem grinds my gears everytime i get in the car tbh

I think the problem I experience is a little more extreme!

[blackie_2k5]

those are quality. just wipe the water splash and you're done.

worse when you have to go over 1/2 times.

nothing worse then back splash

gotta drop a few sheets in folded up.. pre shit ;)

[MartinObviously]

my 3rd gear syncro problem grinds my gears everytime i get in the car tbh

Get a handful of sawdust in there and it'll be like new :y:

btw, I'm new, but you can call me Martin.

[Prickle]

That's my favourite type of wipe, never risked not wiping at all though. Rather be safe than sorry!

yer, dont want skid marks on ones boxers ect.

nothing worse then back splash

gotta drop a few sheets in folded up.. pre shit ;)

I like to think it softens it up if im on too long so dont mind the splash. just incase it dries up :fcuk:

[lewismonteith]

nothing worse then back splash

gotta drop a few sheets in folded up.. pre shit ;)

Preparation is key for a good shit.

[Carl-h]

Long shits are the bollocks. I usually have 3 shits a day, one small one before work, fucking monster shit when I get home from work and a medium shit around dinner time. Apart from before work they take a good 10-15 minutes, nice to relax and let it all out slow. Nothing worse than rushing a shit. Shits at work are one of the best things on the planet.

[Manu]

Anyone experience things day-to-day that are nothing major but are a real inconvenience to you?

For example I get no WiFi or 3G in my upstairs toilet. I like to make the most out of my daily deposit and I can literally do nothing when I'm sat there. No Facebook, Twitter or Sax-P. Being on the toilet is prime time for this stuff and it really bugs me that I can't.

http://i47.tinypic.com/2cisl4.jpg

[Ross]

Can't believe you shit at home in preference to shitting at work. I try my hardest to get in the routine of two shits a day, 10am ish and 3pm ish. Both at work. As above, wifi signal is key. 15 minutes down time each, that's 30 mins a day minimum someone is paying me to poo. It doesn't get better than being paid to poo chaps.

Never shit on your own dollar.

Ps in a situation without wifi I generally refer to "fragger" on the iPhone.

[Tommo87]

^ tis true, only at weekend are logs laid at home.

[slammed_saxo_vts]

Most of the time I'm logged in on saxp I'm usually rolling one out. For me wifi in the toilet is a must.

I don't however get wifi on my bedroom so that's fucking annoying.

[0rang3peel]

Can't believe you shit at home in preference to shitting at work. I try my hardest to get in the routine of two shits a day, 10am ish and 3pm ish. Both at work. As above, wifi signal is key. 15 minutes down time each, that's 30 mins a day minimum someone is paying me to poo. It doesn't get better than being paid to poo chaps.

Never shit on your own dollar.

Ps in a situation without wifi I generally refer to "fragger" on the iPhone.

The stench and condition of our toilets changes that! I never dump in work, I save it up and go for a massive one. I usually read that track mag that gets sent to me for free :D

[Ross]

Trackdriver? I've had a subscription to that for like 3 years. Never paid for it and no idea why I get it lol.

[Saxoladlesta]

Really annoys me when 4x4s go over speed bumps/ramps at 2mph

[stevo67]

4x4`s driving like they own the road,getting warm in bed then finding you need to go for a piss.

[Prickle]

getting warm in bed then finding you need to go for a piss.

Just nip it off and and it go. Lol. Its a pain sometimes esp when youre settled.

[mlawlan69]

If it's a smooth exit it might be a non-wiper

Haha a CW (clean wipe) best shit you can have.

[MonkeyKnifeFight]

I hate people mistaking my benevolence as a sign of weakness!!

I also hate prolonged spate's of furious rectal breech!!

[chinkostu]

Really annoys me when 4x4s go over speed bumps/ramps at 2mph

Definately.

Mines the wifi at my rents. Godawful.

[Carl-h]

Really annoys me when 4x4s go over speed bumps/ramps at 2mph

They're not as good over bumps as you might think. Better than a saxo but so is a push bike but there's still 2 or 3 ton bouncing round lol.

[chimnehp0ts]

either you lot need to stop stealing your neighbors wifi or should just buy a range extender...

[Manu]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKYIEARy6j4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ-mUdsWx8g


people spamming spamming all sorts of content in general chat that screams "look at me guyze I bought a corsa. Which Tyre this or exhaust leaking that, mechanical problem there, what car should I buy in 6 months or what tyres should I choose, what tow strap do I need and what should I buy for my GF for christmas. And no they never ever buy any of the suggestions.

There's a section for tyres, one for pimp my ride progress, one for mechanical problems, one for ICE, one for free stuff or services wanted, one for parts for sale. At the moment, general chat is becoming a big clusterfuck of petty things. The odd (read "rare") interesting thread becoming buried under the flow of attention seekers, windowlickers and google destitute chaps.

And for all the idiots on the roads, any problem will become my insurance on your ass problem. Potholes and the extortionate price of petrol does my head in. Exchange rate all weighted in, on the continent: Petrol is £1 and diesel is under £1. Ripoff UK and where's my money going. Obviously not on the third world tracks they dare to call tarmac that's soon to be provitased, means I'd have to pay for it three times in total, with VAT added on tax on top.

Good morning.

[0rang3peel]

Trackdriver? I've had a subscription to that for like 3 years. Never paid for it and no idea why I get it lol.

yup same, I registered for 6m free or whatever and have had them ever since lol.

[Steve6]

when the clingfilm fucks up

[Ross]

Ah maybe that's it! lol.

[Prickle]

when the clingfilm fucks up

yup and when you cant find the end of the clear cellotape. :wall:

http://chozenspargon.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/cello_tape.jpg

[willsy]

When you finally get round to replacing a blown light bulb in the house (usually after you've driven somewhere to buy one) only for the law of sod to strike and another bulb blows elsewhere in the house sometime later that day

[MartinObviously]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKYIEARy6j4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ-mUdsWx8g


people spamming spamming all sorts of content in general chat that screams "look at me guyze I bought a corsa. Which Tyre this or exhaust leaking that, mechanical problem there, what car should I buy in 6 months or what tyres should I choose, what tow strap do I need and what should I buy for my GF for christmas. And no they never ever buy any of the suggestions.

There's a section for tyres, one for pimp my ride progress, one for mechanical problems, one for ICE, one for free stuff or services wanted, one for parts for sale. At the moment, general chat is becoming a big clusterfuck of petty things. The odd (read "rare") interesting thread becoming buried under the flow of attention seekers, windowlickers and google destitute chaps.

And for all the idiots on the roads, any problem will become my insurance on your ass problem. Potholes and the extortionate price of petrol does my head in. Exchange rate all weighted in, on the continent: Petrol is £1 and diesel is under £1. Ripoff UK and where's my money going. Obviously not on the third world tracks they dare to call tarmac that's soon to be provitased, means I'd have to pay for it three times in total, with VAT added on tax on top.

Good morning.

What's wrong with licking windows? :(

[DeanAngell1234]

When I'm in a deep convo and I lose signal on my phone :(

[AdamInNi]

The fact that my phone NEVER has signal -.- Orange is getting on my tits and I still have six months left of my contract :wall: