In life there are two kinds of men...

[Matty16v]

The men that have attempted to suck their own penis, and the liars!

[Prickle]

:wacko:

[chimnehp0ts]

if you ask a man if they can suck their own willy youll get either a 'yes' or a 'no' youll never find a bloke who doesnt know. if you do theyre lying...

[Ross]

no, i can honestly say I've never tried. Why would you want to suck a cock - even your own? If you can, what you gonna do when you cum? Swallow? Er... No thanks.

[Matty16v]

no, i can honestly say I've never tried. Why would you want to suck a cock - even your own? If you can, what you gonna do when you cum? Swallow? Er... No thanks.

I've often thought about this, I think I would probably pull out and spaff on my own face.

[chimnehp0ts]

I've often thought about this, I think I would probably pull out and spaff on my own face.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27178058.jpg

[Matty16v]

I am of course kidding, I have tried but I don't seem to get anywhere near!

[Viper]

I am of course kidding, I have tried but I don't seem to get anywhere near!

Do you want me to do it for you?

[Steph_at_constella]

I know a guy who has tried.

Fucking wierdo.

[Matty16v]

Do you want me to do it for you?

Does it cost?

I know a guy who has tried.

Fucking wierdo.

lol, I take it you're not a fan?

[Viper]

Does it cost?


The honour of being asked to do it is payment enough for me.

[Steph_at_constella]

Does it cost?



lol, I take it you're not a fan?


Sucking cock or watching blokes doing it?

[Ross]

The honour of being asked to do it is payment enough for me.

Tom that's fucking epic - I wish I could sig that :D

[Matty16v]

Sucking cock or watching blokes doing it?

The first bit...

Tom, it's a date! Let me know when, afterwards we can watch a film of your choice:drink:

[logic_guy]

A close mate has tried it, then when he told me, I dared him to put pea nut butter on his crack and his dog licked it out.

That wasn't enough satisfaction for him, so then he decided to spread it over his cock and and the dog gave it a good lick.

[Viper]

The first bit...

Tom, it's a date! Let me know when, afterwards we can watch a film of your choice:drink:

Oh my god, can we watch Mamma Mia? :sweetheart:

[Steph_at_constella]

The first bit...

Tom, it's a date! Let me know when, afterwards we can watch a film of your choice:drink:

Im declining to answer that

:D

[MartinObviously]

I'm actually in rofl :P

[Matty16v]

Oh my god, can we watch Mamma Mia? :sweetheart:

Up to you, I don't mind. I was hoping for something a little more "actiony" though.

Get us both pumped:fcuk:

[Viper]

Im declining to answer that

:D

Do you prefer someone to suck your cock?

[Ross]

The first bit...

Tom, it's a date! Let me know when, afterwards we can watch a film of your choice:drink:

Ghost? You've got Mail? Lady and the Tramp?

[Steph_at_constella]

Do you prefer someone to suck your cock?

Damn. The secrets out.

[Matty16v]

Ghost? You've got Mail? Lady and the Tramp?

I was thinking more..

Gone in 60 seconds

[Viper]

Damn. The secrets out.

It was only a matter of time until someone worked it out.

[griff_106]

no, i can honestly say I've never tried. Why would you want to suck a cock - even your own? If you can, what you gonna do when you cum? Swallow? Er... No thanks.

As much as I hate to agree with him, I'm with old man Ross tbh - never tried and don't honestly plan to either :geek: haha

[sexy_gt]

I know a guy who has tried.

Fucking wierdo.

i know a guy whose housemate admitted fucking his mates sofa on several occasions :fcuk:

thats weird!

[Chris_O]

i know a guy whose housemate admitted fucking his mates sofa on several occasions :fcuk:

thats weird!

Heard of one similar to this from some kid at my old school. He said he put a load of vaseline in a plastic bag, put it in between the cushion and the base of his sofa, then proceeded to fuck it

[W103_A5H]

I was thinking more..

Gone in 60 seconds

You talking about the movie or how long Viper lasts? :S

And I can't say I have tried tbh, still time to though right?....

[MartinObviously]

why on earth would you do that, and who would admit it?! lol :fcuk:

[D1zzyman]

A close mate has tried it, then when he told me, I dared him to put pea nut butter on his crack and his dog licked it out.

That wasn't enough satisfaction for him, so then he decided to spread it over his cock and and the dog gave it a good lick.

you need new friends. :panic:

[Prickle]

you need new friends. :panic:

Agree :panic: :homme:

[Yates]

i know of two lads who can do it

never bothered trying, i know i couldnt

[TomT]

I can't touch my own toes ffs you think I've tried to suck my own cock?

[choko_h]

LOL the thread have to be deleted for sure :D .It's so :homme:

[L33h]

People who havnt tried... and gays

[Viper]

you need new friends. :panic:

The first thing I thought was "I need a dog".

[Ross]

The first thing I thought was "I need a dog".

A lady dog for giving AND receiving :)

[Viper]

A lady dog for giving AND receiving :)

Surely a male dog would be better so we could take it in turns to bum each other?

[Ross]

Surely a male dog would be better so we could take it in turns to bum each other?

Ohhh good shout. I didn't think about that. And tbf, a lady dog with a strapon would look... well. Weird, frankly. You're probably right.

[Viper]

Ohhh good shout. I didn't think about that. And tbf, a lady dog with a strapon would look... well. Weird, frankly. You're probably right.

Yeah it really would look odd! Do people even make strap ons for dogs? I think you should do some research.

[MartinObviously]

Yeah it really would look odd! Do people even make strap ons for dogs? I think you should do some research.


Probably in America, they have all sorts of weird shit over ther for dogs.

dog hotels and all that weirdo stuff.

[Brettles1986]

You lot are really fucked up

[knight-22]

I tried it, then I put peanut butter on my crack and my dog licked it out.

That wasn't enough satisfaction for me, so I decided to spread it over my cock and the dog gave it a good lick.

Well in reference to the first post, your clearly the second type of man.

So, I sorted that out for ya chief. :y:

[blackie_2k5]

sometimes the banter on here is just a bit ott at times..

[Viper]

sometimes the banter on here is just a bit ott at times..

You're just scared to try new things.

[blackie_2k5]

You're just scared to try new things.

if those things involve bumming your dog.. in return for a bumming from it..then im ok to admit youre right tbh tom :afro:

[Ross]

We need muz to photoshop the strapon on the she-dog to see if the marketing concept will work tbh. :/

[e8_pqck]

Those that can = schlong
Those that can't = peewee

[Viper]

if those things involve bumming your dog.. in return for a bumming from it..then im ok to admit youre right tbh tom :afro:

Have you ever tried it?

[blackie_2k5]

Have you ever tried it?

nope..and never will

tis one thing in life you dont need to try to know you wont like.

suppose its a diff life.. down on the farm ;)

[Matty16v]

http://i1128.photobucket.com/albums/m486/trackready1/Dogs_zpsc2a1eeec.png

[Ross]

http://i1128.photobucket.com/albums/m486/trackready1/Dogs_zpsc2a1eeec.png

as photoshops go, that's pretty damn weak tbh.

C-

[Manu]

Saxperience is quite intellectual today.

[Matty16v]

as photoshops go, that's pretty damn weak tbh.

C-

Paint :(

[MartinObviously]

Paint :(

How can you fail at paint? :panic:

[Matty16v]

How can you fail at paint? :panic:

To be honest.

I fail at life

[MartinObviously]

To be honest.

I fail at life

Look what I did in paint :P

http://106owners.co.uk/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=109027&d=1340300840

[Dom]

This forum needs a thread where it's just full of pictures of lesbians. Why do we need dog fucking guys?

[Baz]

The men that have attempted to suck their own penis, and the liars!

So which are you....

[Matty16v]

So which are you....

I have attempted, but with a moderately adequate 8", I am unable to fulfill my fantasy

[Jay_]

Wild night in for Viper
http://i950.photobucket.com/albums/ad350/jay-young1991/dogs_zps7e442b68.jpg

[Prickle]

LOL....

[Mr_X]

Lol.

....

[Norm7446]

LOL....

I've just noticed on your Avatar. That if you look long enough you can see a pencil.. :fcuk: