View Full Version : growing up is overrated
D1zzyman
27th December 2012, 19:54
what are the childish things that you still do..
i still watch anime, i cant let that shit go.
i still have a dirty mind so i laugh at anything.
still jump on the trampoline like a fucktard.
and i still say your mum as a come back.
smiith
27th December 2012, 20:00
I laugh at anything remotely dirty sounding.. Posted something to Breaston last week, laughed for about 10 minutes at the word breast..
I have a trampoline in the garden still..
i will think back on something funny, and just burst out laughing for ages
I still think punching someone in the dick wins all arguments
When i used to be in bed with my ex, I'd more than happily stick my tongue up her nose
If i see Recess on TV, i WILL sit and watch it
I notice all the sly, childish as fuck jokes in films, where someone says something in the background, and no one really notices it, but i will be in stitches at it..
There's all sorts, my mental age is probably around 12..
TomT
27th December 2012, 20:05
If I'm at the cinema and need to fart I make sure it's at a silent part in the film and loudly blame a friend.
Mochachino
27th December 2012, 20:17
Tapping on the opposite shoulder and pretending it wasn't me.
Writing 'out of order' on stickers and sticking them on the clocking out machine at work or on all 8 microwaves in the canteen then watch people walk from one to another thinking wtf lol
Pushing the toilet tissue back through the hole of the tissue holder thing which is locked with a key at work.
Yates
27th December 2012, 20:21
i watch wrestling still, i work in a 90% male work place, its amazing immature at times, our lass tells me to grow up, im 5 years older than her. yeah smith i laugh my head off at the childish things on tv
blackie_2k5
27th December 2012, 20:22
Cup cake the missus.. Never gets old
Yates
27th December 2012, 20:23
Tapping on the opposite shoulder and pretending it wasn't me.
.
with working on a ship there is so many places to hide, so i love to shout someones name and run and hide, we also have a place called the small arms store (as in small guns and so on) always get the lads who go to the gym sent there, everyone will cheer when they here AB smith small arms store. so many childish things
Prickle
27th December 2012, 20:25
Laugh at daft things
Tap peoples shoulders as we're walking out at end of the shift. Its jokes
Amongst other stuff. Childish at times :zainy:
MonkeyKnifeFight
27th December 2012, 20:36
I'm a scaffolder so I work with people that tend to have the iq of your average 5 year old. For many of these people growing up is not an option, this has a knock on effect for all involved. Recently a guy had his pants pulled down whilst climbing down a ladder, he took his hands of the ladder to pull his pants up and fell a good 6ft before landing on the floor with his pants around his ankles!! All very amusing!!
stevo67
27th December 2012, 20:40
Calling someone over from the otherside of the warehouse,when they reach me I & say what I say sorry forgotten.
Yates
27th December 2012, 20:42
Calling someone over from the otherside of the warehouse,when they reach me I & say what I say sorry forgotten.
where would you be id i hadnt called you back
TomT
27th December 2012, 20:43
Tapping on the opposite shoulder and pretending it wasn't me.
Love doing this to strangers in front of a friend in the pub etc, then your friend has to try and not laugh etc
AzzAW93
27th December 2012, 20:43
last year i bought a gameboy colour and pokemon yellow :D
Liamm
27th December 2012, 20:44
I always shout people's names then hide.
And find dirty things in the most innocent sentences.
I used to kiss my ex then lick her face cause it really wound her up.
I laugh when people fall over.
I love sweets, I sat in a onesie eating chocolate coins Christmas day.
blackie_2k5
27th December 2012, 20:46
Another good one I'd saying to a mate.. Fuck! look at her, or something to the effect before wolf whistling and turning away
So they then get caught out ;)
Yates
27th December 2012, 20:47
walking into a shop with a mate, shouting excuse me as loud as i can and just turning around pretending im looking at something whilst the shop attendant goes over to my mate
Yates
27th December 2012, 20:49
I sat in a onesie eating chocolate coins Christmas day.
thats just gay, not childish
TomT
27th December 2012, 20:50
thats just gay, not childish
Truth.
Prickle
27th December 2012, 20:53
Lololol
stevo67
27th December 2012, 20:59
where would you be id i hadnt called you back
Lol.:A::A:
RobVT
27th December 2012, 21:00
I'm 25 and i ride bmx still :D
L33h
27th December 2012, 21:28
I wish i was a kid still. I was never bored and Christmas was the best thing ever! Now its a excuse to get pissed and always ends up with people fighting lol
Jazz
27th December 2012, 21:29
Still watch cartoons sometimes, still play video games, still love remote control cars.
Hell yeah.
mart85
27th December 2012, 21:32
I'm 25 and i ride bmx still :D
I love my BMX never getting rid and im 27
L33h
27th December 2012, 21:34
Bikes without engines bore me lol
smiith
27th December 2012, 22:03
I'm a scaffolder so I work with people that tend to have the iq of your average 5 year old. For many of these people growing up is not an option, this has a knock on effect for all involved. Recently a guy had his pants pulled down whilst climbing down a ladder, he took his hands of the ladder to pull his pants up and fell a good 6ft before landing on the floor with his pants around his ankles!! All very amusing!!
So this when people have their hands full, lifting stone sills into place and stuff, then they have no option but to carry on bollocko for a minute or two
DeanAngell1234
27th December 2012, 23:07
Me and my mate fart in the middle of a aisle and then walk off, then you wait for people to walk into it and watch their reactions lol
Viper
27th December 2012, 23:25
I'm far from grown up. All the childish laughing at words. 'Market penetration' was always a favourite of mine.
What annoys me is when people start saying 'I think it's time to grow up now' as if they are forcing themselves to change. It's just a lie.
'I'm selling the Saxo because it's time to grow up now'.
mlawlan69
27th December 2012, 23:34
I have recently started drinking coca cola again like I did as a kid whereby I pull the ring pull just enough to let it trickle out, something soothing about it haha.
Other than that I can't think of much :'(
Lewis
27th December 2012, 23:36
Toilet humour is the holy grail for me
BarneyB
28th December 2012, 00:01
I still get giddy when my mates say swear words lol, dunno why just never got used to saying them without whispering ha
Yates
28th December 2012, 00:04
I have recently started drinking coca cola again like I did as a kid whereby I pull the ring pull just enough to let it trickle out, something soothing about it haha.
Other than that I can't think of much :'(
stab it with a compass and then walk past people and spray them, thumb over the hole so you can be like not me, this cans not even open
markj_vtr
28th December 2012, 00:20
I'm 26 and I still play around with Saxos.
Yates
28th December 2012, 00:21
I'm 26 and I still play around with children.
not really childish mate, quite the opposite
markj_vtr
28th December 2012, 00:25
not really childish mate, quite the opposite
I see I got straight through to Mr Jimmy Carr.
Yates
28th December 2012, 00:29
I see I got straight through to Mr Jimmy Carr.
i love jimmy carr, where is he??
markj_vtr
28th December 2012, 01:09
Oh sorry I thought you were Jimmy with your supreme grasp on sarcasm. I do apologise, I have since seen your avatar picture (love the work you did in your basement work BTW)
Prickle
28th December 2012, 01:28
'I'm selling the Saxo because it's time to grow up now'.
I havent ageed with you for a while now but this is +1
Bedford126
28th December 2012, 01:40
I don't give a shite about being childish. I was even playing roller hockey on the street with the little kids on christmas day.
People have more respect for you when you who are who you are and don't pretend. I personally cant think of anything better than fighting in the middle of the floor with the dog or the little kids in my family.
m4tt274
28th December 2012, 01:51
sounds like a mature take on being childish, but i love board games!
i dont mind half an hour or so once a blue moon on an xbox, but ive always got time for a few mates, a few beers and a game of monopoly or risk! The banter is way ahead, i could never be one of these 4am xbox live kids sat in the dark on my own!
i laugh at dirty jokes.
i wrestle with the dog
when im in the car on my own on a clear evening and im on some good roads i will sometimes put some of what my girlfriend calls 'chav music' on and drive irresponsibly.
i yearn for the simple, childish times. I can be deadly serious when i need to be, and get a job done, but when im just goofing with mates, being all mature is boring!
L20VTS
28th December 2012, 08:51
I have recently started drinking coca cola again like I did as a kid whereby I pull the ring pull just enough to let it trickle out, something soothing about it haha.
Other than that I can't think of much :'(
I've done that for years, as well as chew the bottoms off those funky coloured cartons.
Recently saw someone with their name on the back of their top and spent 5mins walking through a town shouting their name and watching them turn around everytime!
Yates
28th December 2012, 08:59
talking about driving
i like to wave people across then pull forward at them and beep asif they have just walked out in front of me
or
see a group of cool as fuck lads on corner, beep, so their reaction is to wave only to be greeted with my middle finger, so amusing
AlexB
28th December 2012, 14:00
where to statt on how immature i am
toilet humour is king
nothing beats stinking out the entire downstairs of a friends house :P
anything slighty dirty has me in stitches
i still drink um bongo
and capri sun
i ridie a bike thats too small for me (bmx)
star wars is king
i still play with lego
my favourite movie is toy story
2nd is dispecable me
i eat penny sweets and get all excited when someone buys me them
and i spell and have the grammar of a 4 year old lol
MonkeyKnifeFight
28th December 2012, 14:40
So this when people have their hands full, lifting stone sills into place and stuff, then they have no option but to carry on bollocko for a minute or two
Yep sounds about right :D also asking someone for something that'll take a good 15mins to find then telling them you don't need it.
logic_guy
28th December 2012, 14:58
Telling employees that the manager want to see them
Prank Calling Numbers
Pea fights
Punch in the balls, Wins
Driving though puddles
Lukus-vtr
28th December 2012, 16:37
Well... I got this...http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h442/Luke_Talbott/DSC_0045_zpse3800367.jpg
and this...
http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h442/Luke_Talbott/DSC_0046_zps77537179.jpg
... For Christmas off my girl friend. Need I say more? Lol.
stevo67
28th December 2012, 21:05
Lifting an empy box up like its heavy then throwing to someone,they`re expecting the weight & end up falling over.
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