Spotted in the work carpark

[jasonmayall]

Spotted this in the work car park today.
Managed to catch the owner who said its a complete 1 off, made by Audi, pushing 480bhp. Thought i'd share...
http://i1048.photobucket.com/albums/s380/JasonMayall1/20130130_135706.jpg
http://i1048.photobucket.com/albums/s380/JasonMayall1/20130130_135717.jpg
http://i1048.photobucket.com/albums/s380/JasonMayall1/20130130_135737.jpg

Queue the 'cool story bro' etcetcetc :homme:

[Aly]

This isn't a racist comment but was the owner asian?

[LSOfreak]

looks unbelievabley cack!

and to think how overpriced standard rs3's are!

[Nates-VTR]

Would look nicer without the red and the silver/chrome mirrors, but still very cool!

[baker556]

Can't believe people think this is standard made by Audi.

Its a load of BS, Audi would never ruin the RS3 so much.

[swampy]

I worked for Audi for five years and they will make anything so long as you pay for it!!!


But they are usually destined for warmer climates!!!
And more the top end cars

[Brettles1986]

Fugly ..

[Ryan]

looks gash and they cant park properly either.

[jimmyboy]

Taste... the owner has absolutely zero.

[jasonmayall]

This isn't a racist comment but was the owner asian?

LOL, no he wasnt. A very polite english man, i'd say in his late 50's.

Can't believe people think this is standard made by Audi.

Its a load of BS, Audi would never ruin the RS3 so much.

I cant believe you cant believe Audi wouldnt make this.
Might not be to yours, or everyones taste, but its undeniably awesome.

[Aly]

LOL, no he wasnt. A very polite english man, i'd say in his late 50's.



haha I asked since my family live in and around Birmingham and we see endless amounts of Audi A4's driven by asians with silly chrome bits on the front.

[jasonmayall]

haha I asked since my family live in and around Birmingham and we see endless amounts of Audi A4's driven by asians with silly chrome bits on the front.

you do see some absolute monstrositys around here tbh.

[Chris_O]

but its undeniably awesome.

Not sure if srs :P

[Gordzilla]

Don't like the bonnet at all. Red trim doesn't go with the car. Beast though.

[craig180]

Nice plate. Owner obviously has money

[Chris_O]

That evo2 rs badge on the back looks like its been written in comic sans font

[Yamaha318]

This isn't a racist comment but was the owner asian?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qoox2Ref1qm37qco1_250.gif

[chimnehp0ts]

needs that mesh painting black and that awful vented bonnet burned...

[jasonmayall]

Not sure if srs :P

srs.

And I fucking hate Audi. Drive them quite often for work and they're so dull.

This is anything but dull. Its not something you see everyday (or ever!) thus making it awesome.

:hug:

[m4tt274]

Thats not to my taste. And the EVO2 badge on the back look awful! + its a 5door?

[Brettles1986]

I don't believe this is from Audi, look at the shit badge on the right hand side of the boot, as if they would use a shit font like that.

It's shit and looks a hell of a lot better in standard form.

[hellonpluto]

rather own a saxo tbh....

[Brettles1986]

rather own a saxo tbh....

You do!

[LSOfreak]

rather own a saxo tbh....

any saxo looks better than that eye sore

[baker556]

LOL, no he wasnt. A very polite english man, i'd say in his late 50's.

I cant believe you cant believe Audi wouldnt make this.
Might not be to yours, or everyones taste, but its undeniably awesome.

Oh hai Audi on my 5 door RS3 with no bucket seats can i have a big vented bonnet, red audi rings, silver grille, splitter, spoiler with outline of red we shall call it evo rs.

Really?

o wait..

http://www.vagoc.co.uk/vb/showthread.php?t=10266

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=444852152223711&set=pb.154822821226647.-2207520000.1359557519&type=3&theater

[hellonpluto]

you do!

i dont anymore :cry:

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m280/hellonpluto/Ford%20Focus/IMG_0214.jpg

[Yamaha318]

i dont anymore :cry:

4 doors for more whores. :homme:

[Brettles1986]

i dont anymore :cry:

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m280/hellonpluto/Ford%20Focus/IMG_0214.jpg

You should.

Actually I should withhold judgement based on my present car.

[mlawlan69]

LOL, no he wasnt. A very polite english man, i'd say in his late 50's.



I cant believe you cant believe Audi wouldnt make this.
Might not be to yours, or everyones taste, but its undeniably awesome.

he's been mugged off, no way audi would allow someone to drive around in their car looking that shit, he probably paid way over market value believing it was "rare" aswell :(

the evolution 2 badge at the back reminds me of street fighter for some reason.

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTVR2Ja5cJrht5iiW-ND_BXQLFaaaWB8UHOK6yIEU3QpHh5zaIq

"evo 2 rs" looks like it was purchased at halfords, and to top it all of, it's a 5 door.

it's an rs3, just raped

[L33h]

What a absolute pile of shit

[Giraffe]

I'm going to say that the owner of the car is called Geoffrey Finlay, hence the plate 1 GJF, and that Evolution 2 Motorsport is his company, and that Audi either did customise it for him, or his company customised it.

I'm also going to say that he's probably got a shit ton of money.

And here is why I think all of this: -

http://www.evo2.biz/consultancy.php

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/geoffrey-finlay/29/816/143

[jasonmayall]

I'm going to say that the owner of the car is called Geoffrey Finlay, hence the plate 1 GJF, and that Evolution 2 Motorsport is his company, and that Audi either did customise it for him, or his company customised it.

I'm also going to say that he's probably got a shit ton of money.

And here is why I think all of this: -

http://www.evo2.biz/consultancy.php

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/geoffrey-finlay/29/816/143

Very good.

I can confirm thats the man i spoke too.

What he was doing visiting our company though is beyond me... never though to ask. (were not car related BTW)

Edit - Just read what he does - Durrrrrr

[Giraffe]

Very good.

I can confirm thats the man i spoke too.

What he was doing visiting our company though is beyond me... never though to ask. (were not car related BTW)

Edit - Just read what he does - Durrrrrr

Excellent. Now give me a fucking cookie for my efforts!

[jasonmayall]

Excellent. Now give me a fucking cookie for my efforts!

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSA56BlGCNOyH36l26Hqf-gYUxw2YyowdlN4m0_e5L6ESojFL1_

[Giraffe]

S'pose that'll do.

[hellonpluto]

i bet he touches kids

[matt_vtr_15a]

What a midlife crisis!!

[jasonmayall]

The amount of jealousy in this thread is hilarious!

Someone done well in life, and with that they bought themselves a mental car, I doubt very much its his only car and something purely for the fun of it.

If you dont have a midlife crisis, you're a boring person - I'm planning mine already!

[MuZiZZle]

The amount of jealousy in this thread is hilarious!

Someone done well in life, and with that they bought themselves a mental car, I doubt very much its his only car and something purely for the fun of it.

If you dont have a midlife crisis, you're a boring person - I'm planning mine already!


you can't buy taste! :homme:

*edit, and if you have to have a "mid life crisis" you're obviously some sort of pussy whipped bender

[Brettles1986]

The amount of jealousy in this thread is hilarious!

Someone done well in life, and with that they bought themselves a mental car, I doubt very much its his only car and something purely for the fun of it.

If you dont have a midlife crisis, you're a boring person - I'm planning mine already!

Not sure if srs, it looks shit, If I was spending a lot of money on a car like that I would be having the engine tuned (which he has) and some lovely looking wheels with custom exhaust.

Not for the front end to be driven through Halfords.

[MuZiZZle]

Not sure if srs, it looks shit, If I was spending a lot of money on a car like that I would be having the engine tuned (which he has) and some lovely looking wheels with custom exhaust.

Not for the front end to be driven through Halfords.

let's face it, some fisher price rollerskates are a step up from the Chevvy! :homme: cheapshot, sorry, xxx

[Brettles1986]

let's face it, some fisher price rollerskates are a step up from the Chevvy! :homme: cheapshot, sorry, xxx

*most

bihatch xxx

[jasonmayall]

you can't buy taste! :homme:

*edit, and if you have to have a "mid life crisis" you're obviously some sort of pussy whipped bender

How old are you Muz?
Nah, not whipped by anyone... but what would being pussy whipped have to do with a mid life crisis anyway?

[Giraffe]

OP has a BRM. BRM's front grille is more OTT than this RS3, so that explains why OP isn't full of hate for car.

By this logic, BRM = mid life crisis already?

Which means OP, sorry, but you're going to die relatively young.

LOGIC.

People have a mid life crisis because they were too pussy whipped to do what they really wanted to do when they were younger, so they go balls to the wall and go mad, rebelling against their life long oppression.

[jasonmayall]

Not sure if srs, it looks shit, If I was spending a lot of money on a car like that I would be having the engine tuned (which he has) and some lovely looking wheels with custom exhaust.

Not for the front end to be driven through Halfords.

Everyone has different tastes in cars which was what i was trying to get across.
You drive a chevvy... thats not to my taste and i'd never be seen dead in one, on the other hand, I drive a BRM which i love, and i know a lot of people hate.

If everyone had the same taste in motors, how boring would everything be? A bit of diversity never hurts.

[Brettles1986]

Everyone has different tastes in cars which was what i was trying to get across.
You drive a chevvy... thats not to my taste and i'd never be seen dead in one, on the other hand, I drive a BRM which i love, and i know a lot of people hate.

If everyone had the same taste in motors, how boring would everything be? A bit of diversity never hurts.

Irony at it's greatest

[Giraffe]

Irony at it's greatest

BRM > Chevvy in every way...

BRM's are cool as fuck.

[jasonmayall]

Irony at it's greatest

Thats not ironic lol

[TomT]

its a 5door?

Well yeah, it's an RS3

[CHIP]

Thats not to my taste. And the EVO2 badge on the back look awful! + its a 5door?

RS3's only come in 5 door iirc... Looks shit. Even standard ones don't look all that good, just blend in as another a3.

[TomT]

just blend in as another a3.

I quite like that about them

[CHIP]

I quite like that about them

I get what you're saying but if i'm paying that much for a fast Audi then personally i'd want it to stand out a bit... That's just me though. The RS4's look much better imo.

[TomT]

I get what you're saying but if i'm paying that much for a fast Audi then personally i'd want it to stand out a bit... That's just me though. The RS4's look much better imo.

I don't mind being subtle :oops:

Agree with the second part though.

[jasonmayall]

OP has a BRM. BRM's front grille is more OTT than this RS3, so that explains why OP isn't full of hate for car.

By this logic, BRM = mid life crisis already?

Which means OP, sorry, but you're going to die relatively young.

LOGIC.

People have a mid life crisis because they were too pussy whipped to do what they really wanted to do when they were younger, so they go balls to the wall and go mad, rebelling against their life long oppression.

I dont mind too much if I die young, Its not like I'll have a choice if it happens lol, at least I know I've enjoyed my life, and I know I dont follow the crowd... Especially when it comes to cars.
Orangeness is awesome.


Edit - I'm not pussy whipped at all, and i'd never let anyone into my life who had the intention of getting me 'whipped' i'm too much of my own person to let that happen :)

[LSOfreak]

hes not far from me at all according to his linkedin profile. Never seen his awful choice in motor driving around though

[Brettles1986]

BRM > Chevvy in every way...

BRM's are cool as fuck.

As cool as riding a chubby bitch?

[Aly]

I'm more interested in the person who owns it, looking through his work experiences he deserves his success looks like he's done very well for himself!

[Brettles1986]

I'm more interested in the person who owns it!

That's a tad gay, yes I went there

[Aly]

That's a tad gay, yes I went there

I'd rather shag a human than a sheep i went there too lol

[jasonmayall]

I'm more interested in the person who owns it, looking through his work experiences he deserves his success looks like he's done very well for himself!

Yeah exactly. Was a very nice person, didnt mind me asking about his car and so down to earth.
Hes done very well for himself

[Brettles1986]

I'd rather shag a human than a sheep i went there too lol

Even sheep say no to gingers ;)

[MuZiZZle]

How old are you Muz?
Nah, not whipped by anyone... but what would being pussy whipped have to do with a mid life crisis anyway?

I'm 32, what I mean is I can do what the fuck I want, if I want to buy a jet ski and a machine gun I can, I don't have to wait until I'm 40 and crack to do what I want

[Brettles1986]

I'm 32, what I mean is I can do what the fuck I want, if I want to buy a jet ski and a machine gun I can, I don't have to wait until I'm 40 and crack to do what I want

Do it.

[TomT]

I'm 32, what I mean is I can do what the fuck I want, if I want to buy a jet ski and a machine gun I can, I don't have to wait until I'm 40 and crack to do what I want

You've got a firearms license and a reason to own a machine gun?

[JoeHindle]

Just reg checked it, what a waste of an RS3 :'(

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[blackie_2k5]

Just reg checked it, what a waste of an RS3 :'(

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That's illegal joehindle

[JoeHindle]

That's illegal joehindle

So are immigrants http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/01/31/nyva8uqy.jpg

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[blackie_2k5]

So are immigrants http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/01/31/nyva8uqy.jpg

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Only the illegal ones though

You poo pusher

[JoeHindle]

Only the illegal ones though

You poo pusher

Stfu you pikey whore :luff:

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[blackie_2k5]

Stfu you Spikey whore :luff:

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I only spikey when you want me spikey bbz xxx

[JoeHindle]

I only spikey when you want me spikey bbz xxx

Nice edit bbz xoxoxo

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[blackie_2k5]

Nice edit bbz xoxoxo

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Yeah you were pretty slow we'rent you :homme:

;)

[MuZiZZle]

You've got a firearms license and a reason to own a machine gun?

Like I need either, I'm a bad mans

[JoeHindle]

Yeah you were pretty slow we'rent you :homme:

;)

Weren't*

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[TomT]

Like I need either, I'm a bad mans

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsnz2lUWr1qm3y27.gif

[MuZiZZle]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsnz2lUWr1qm3y27.gif

You better check yo self

[wingnuts]

That's fuck ugly

[TomT]

You better check yo self

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/trolling%20gifs/grand/fat_dance_gif.gif

[LSOfreak]

how do threads always end up this bad??

[Ali123]

how do threads always end up this bad??

well, thats saxp eh!

[Brettles1986]

how do threads always end up this bad??

Blackie is filling in for Gibbo, he should be banned tbh

[Jizanthapus]

how do threads always end up this bad??

Tbh it started off worse! I got more enjoyment out of the GIF's than that awful, tasteless heap of an Audi!!

Especially that big fatty mmmmmmmmm

[JoeHindle]

Tbh it started off worse! I got more enjoyment out of the GIF's than that awful, tasteless heap of an Audi!!

Especially that big fatty mmmmmmmmm

Here on SaxP, we like to cater for individuals needs.. :homme:

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