Favourite Movie/TV Series Quotes

[Brettles1986]

What are they?

Mine is in Misfits when Simon touches Alisha and her powers come into effect:

Simon - "Ohh I want to piss on your tits"

Nathan - "Did you say you wanted to piss on her tits? Probably best to keep that kind of thing between yourself and your internet service provider."

There are so many other Misfits funny moments.

[Giraffe]

Red Dwarf.

Probably when Rimmer screams Alphabetti Spaghetti in the episode "Polymorph". The whole scene is just funny. In fact, most of Red Dwarf is.

[Gabbastard]

Red Dwarf.

Probably when Rimmer screams Alphabetti Spaghetti in the episode "Polymorph". The whole scene is just funny. In fact, most of Red Dwarf is.

That was magic.

Inside Man - "Youre a magnificent cunt, arent you, Miss White?"

[craig180]

Ezekiel 25:17, the path of the righteous man........

Simply the most epic quote in any film. Ever.

[vtrsarah]

here are some of my fave quotes from the most epic tv programme ever

You have no mother! You were belched from the cunt of the underworld—that's why I favor you

That shit fuck beckons me to the city only to spurn me like a thin-waisted whore. Once again the gods spread the cheeks and ram cock in fucking ass!"

A Gladiator does *not* fear death. He embraces it. Caresses it. *Fucks* it. Each time he enters the arena, he slips his cock in the mouth of the beast, and prays to thrust home be fore the jaws snap shut

[qrty]

Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

Dale Doback: Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan Huff: I was watching Cops.

Did you notice a sign out in front of my house... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihH_-O7ev2o)

[Sam]

Red Dwarf.

Probably when Rimmer screams Alphabetti Spaghetti in the episode "Polymorph". The whole scene is just funny. In fact, most of Red Dwarf is.

That's a cracking scene but I my favourite has to be when they come under attack:

Rimmer: Step up to red alert.
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
Rimmer: There's always some excuse, isn't there?

[Giraffe]

That's a cracking scene but I my favourite has to be when they come under attack:

Rimmer: Step up to red alert.
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
Rimmer: There's always some excuse, isn't there?

Ahahaha yes. There are just so many classic moments.

"Dwayne Dibley?!"

[TomT]

You talkin to me?

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/37516/you-talkin-to-me-o.gif

[Manu]

Elvira: Hi guys!


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Harry Callahan: Go ahead, make my day.


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Lebowski: well it's like, your opinion man.


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Tony Montana: say hello to my little friend.


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Terminator: I'll be back

[0rang3peel]

Anything Office, UK or American I love them both.


This bit springs to mind

David Brent: "I've sort of fused Flashdance with MC Hammer shit. "

http://vimeo.com/23696642

or from the American Office...

Michael Scott: Ladies and gentleman, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car.
Oscar: Where?
Michael Scott: It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be ok.
Stanley: What is wrong with you? Why would you have to phrase is like that?

[DavidsVTR]

"What's the retail monitor on one of those?!"

"More than you can afford pal... Ferarri!!!"

BRUUUUMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

[TomT]

If anyone's interested in watching a film so bad it's funny watch this

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0196181/

[GTuff]

anything from ali g

'i dont belive it....theres a dog that can play table tennis'

'but how does he hold the bat?!'

[AlexB]

I LOVE LAMP

Well brian i believe deversity is a type of old old wooden ship

Brick killed a guy

It works 60% of the time evert time

Oh my god it smells like big foots dick

Where did you get those clothes at the toilet store?

And so on
Such an ace film

[EwynSaxo]

For me its
' Christmas is a magical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living. . . So we all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep'


Or

'can't we tell them your mother's dead?' 'im not gonna lie about something like that' ' alright, alright, I'll kill your mother'

[NismoSteve]

Sammy Davis Jnr : god is our co-pilot

Dean martin : yeah? You know our car?

Sammy Davis : uh huh

Dean martin : two seats, *slaps Sammy D* Where's he gonna sit, *slaps again* where?

Cannonball run full of 80s goodness

[MuZiZZle]

Sean Connery, The Rock "Personally I think you're a fucking idiot"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAhkKlFpJ90

[L33h]

Whyd the fuck you wanna caravan without no fuckin wheels?

[smiith]

Ezekiel 25:17, the path of the righteous man........

Simply the most epic quote in any film. Ever.

this this this!!

http://21mgcolirio.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/pulp-fiction.jpg

[smiith]

here are some of my fave quotes from the most epic tv programme ever

You have no mother! You were belched from the cunt of the underworld—that's why I favor you

That shit fuck beckons me to the city only to spurn me like a thin-waisted whore. Once again the gods spread the cheeks and ram cock in fucking ass!"

A Gladiator does *not* fear death. He embraces it. Caresses it. *Fucks* it. Each time he enters the arena, he slips his cock in the mouth of the beast, and prays to thrust home be fore the jaws snap shut

Spartacus <3

[cruze]

I am a baaaaaad maaaaaan
Memphis Raynes .. . . . Gone in 60 seconds

[Nates-VTR]

Love this one! http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc502/nates-VTR6733/205540E6-EB6D-44BC-82CB-84C3E53CFD05-1168-000001251E17EF9A_zps66ad5d0d.jpg
And also all the cheesy F&F ones.. I know too many movie quotes off by heart! 90% of my brain capacity is taken up by movie quotes and song lyrics..

[griff_106]

Pretty much anything Karl Pilkington has ever said tbh haha

[chimnehp0ts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofIzQbTGQ2E

this film.

[Manu]

https://soundcloud.com/manu-c-1/travis-v-bricktop


http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgq3x3vGv71qzgu6io1_400.gif

[Jaytee]

At my signal unleash hell!!

[Bean]

Gladiator

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Pulp fiction

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: [in pain] No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

And obviously


Jules: Well there's this passage I got memorized, Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."