Fu**ing weddings!!!!!

[Bedford126]

Well I am currently sat at a mates wedding the day "events" have now finished, Nothing to do until 6pm, the bar doesn't re open until 4 need ideas on what to do for the few hours we are waiting.

Oh and its £7 for a bottle of beer and £5 for a measure of spirits. Robbing cunts.

[Prickle]

Go on the Saxperience forums mate.

[Bedford126]

Go on the Saxperience forums mate.

Good idea mate. Ill start a thread.

[Davyy]

Chat up the bride?

[Cam]

You have to pay for drinks, thats shit tell him to gtfo.

[Bedford126]

Chat up the bride?

Gone mate and I already been with 3 of the 4 bridesmaids so no real challenge there.

[Prickle]

Good idea mate. Ill start a thread.

Yeah start a new one.

[Davyy]

Get on the 4th one, just to say you have. Challenge.

[Bedford126]

Yeah start a new one.

have done mate :y:

Get on the 4th one, just to say you have. Challenge.

Cant accept that mate she's married with 4 kids so would be like throwing a sausage up the channel tunnel.

[Prickle]

I see....

[knight-22]

Steal some alcohol.
Start a fight.
Break stuff.
Get kicked out.
Go home.

:drink:

[McGuire86]

Whoever organised the wedding deserves a gold star.

[Bedford126]

That lasted all of 20secs

Wasn't stealthy enough to edit that one mate..

[Bedford126]

Whoever organised the wedding deserves a gold star.

Yes mate apparently they only paid her 1k to plan the wedding :clapping:

[ed-bradley]

Get pissed, Get cock out.

[Prickle]

Wasn't stealthy enough to edit that one mate..

I refreshed gen chat and it wasnt there lol.

now it is :panic:

[Bedford126]

Get pissed, Get cock out.

How bar is closed and we are 17 miles from the closest shop. Cock will be out at some point in the night.

[smiith]

What mind of shit wedding doesn't put a free had on? Have you had to chip in for food as well, or is it a shitty buffet?

[McGuire86]

Yes mate apparently they only paid her 1k to plan the wedding :clapping:

She needs another career then.

[Bedford126]

What mind of shit wedding doesn't put a free had on? Have you had to chip in for food as well, or is it a shitty buffet?

No mate there was a amount behind the bar at first but that lasted all of 3 drinks, then was a £5 a bottle. The food was the "pile it all up in the middle of the plate so it looks posh" shite.

There is a buffet on tonight.

[welshpug]

fuck off down the pub

[smiith]

No mate there was a amount behind the bar at first but that lasted all of 3 drinks, then was a £5 a bottle. The food was the "pile it all up in the middle of the plate so it looks posh" shite.

There is a buffet on tonight.

Sucks.. Hate that "I've put £100 behind the bar" or something.. Lasts fuck all, because the bar ends up charging more for each drink, to use it faster!

[Manu]

lol, you have to wait for drinks then pay for them? 7£ a pint, feeeeeerk

fuck off down the pub

:clapping: best option

[SnakeVTR]

Next wedding you go to just hide a bottle of JD or other spirit of choice inside your inner pocket.....sneaky sneaky

[01amatti]

My gf takes a huge bag with Malibu stashed in it proper chav yo'

[SnakeVTR]

My gf takes a huge bag with Malibu stashed in it proper chav yo'

Lol.....if anyone gets suspicious she can just say she ate a bounty.....wa gwaan wit dat :P