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smiith
12th March 2013, 11:55
I would ruin your insides with my love length, from both ends.

Discuss.

qrty
12th March 2013, 11:56
Sounds about right!

Craig is posting pics up! :y:

vtrsarah
12th March 2013, 11:58
http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt134/vtrsarah/images1_zps665e3b66.jpg

Ross
12th March 2013, 11:59
premium only thread paupers.

smiith
12th March 2013, 12:00
Well... Id strip you slowly while we kissed all gentle and romantic... Slow kisses, while i hold you close..

Then pin you down by your throat, and destroy your vajayjay with my man sword, until you cried, then id carry on

Saxdaniel
12th March 2013, 12:00
Lol'ed. gotta love banter on forums :)


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vtrsarah
12th March 2013, 12:02
Well... Id strip you slowly while we kissed all gentle and romantic... Slow kisses, while i hold you close..

Then pin you down by your throat, and destroy your vajayjay with my man sword, until you cried, then id carry on

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt134/vtrsarah/Animated_Funny_Baby_zpsb01924de.gif

Brettles1986
12th March 2013, 12:02
Well... Id strip you slowly while we kissed all gentle and romantic... Slow kisses, while i hold you close..

Then pin you down by your throat, and destroy your vajayjay with my man sword, until you cried, then id carry on this fantasy by waking up and realising I have no penis.


Fixed :y:

vtrsarah
12th March 2013, 12:03
Fixed :y:


Much more realistic brettles 10/10:cool:

Giraffe
12th March 2013, 12:03
Much more realistic brettles 10/10:cool:

So you would actually cry then?

smiith
12th March 2013, 12:04
Fixed :y:

But everyone has seen my penis, to know its really there..

craig180
12th March 2013, 12:06
Sounds about right!

Craig is posting pics up! :y:

They are in Premium. Soz x

qrty
12th March 2013, 12:06
Feel free to share my avatar! :hug:

Trololololol

vtrsarah
12th March 2013, 12:10
Feel free to share my avatar! :hug:

Trololololol

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt134/vtrsarah/Funny-gif-excited-kid-baby-happy_zps5389adaa.gif

hellonpluto
12th March 2013, 12:10
http://www.oberlin.edu/stuorg/cncrtbrd/images/members/lily.jpg

qrty
12th March 2013, 12:14
http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt134/vtrsarah/Funny-gif-excited-kid-baby-happy_zps5389adaa.gif

That's not you, I swear you look older!

smiith
12th March 2013, 12:15
I'm not liking how my serious thread to get Sarah into bed, has turned into a joke :(

Matty16v
12th March 2013, 12:15
Well... Id strip you slowly while we kissed all gentle and romantic... Slow kisses, while i hold you close..

Then pin you down by your throat, and destroy your vajayjay with my man sword, until you cried, then id carry on

3 of my mates HONESTLY did this to a bird a few weekends ago! I only found out on Saturday!

Infact, I've posted a pic of said bird on a previous thread. Bit harsh, but if she wants coke, I guess it comes with the cock.

qrty
12th March 2013, 12:17
premium only thread paupers.

They are in Premium. Soz x

I feel this is a ploy...

But if I have premium by the end of the day you all know why! :homme:

vtrsarah
12th March 2013, 12:17
I feel this is a ploy...

But if I have premium by the end of the day you all know why! :homme:

i want commision for every new premium membership bought today :hug:

qrty
12th March 2013, 12:21
i want commision for every new premium membership bought today :hug:

You'd probably make more from Facebook friend requests!

craig180
12th March 2013, 12:35
i want commision for every new premium membership bought today :hug:

I'll ask Glynnis to pay you in inches.

We're fooked if we get more than 4 premium members though.

smiith
12th March 2013, 12:37
I'm rocking a solid 7-7.5" I'll have you know kregg! So 7 people and a midget can get premium!

But i will happily go down on Sarah until i drown, if it helps the commission side of things?

craig180
12th March 2013, 12:39
I'm rocking a solid 7-7.5" I'll have you know kregg! So 7 people and a midget can get premium!

But i will happily go down on Sarah until i drown, if it helps the commission side of things?

Pics or GTFO

smiith
12th March 2013, 12:41
I'm sure with your mod powers, you can find the deleted threads that JamesR deleted, pretty much full of my home mades hah

vtrsarah
12th March 2013, 12:42
http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt134/vtrsarah/images_zps2e7ec731.jpg

smiith
12th March 2013, 12:43
kinky.. I like a girl with a little fight

mlawlan69
12th March 2013, 12:44
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/image.php?u=13958&dateline=1363089932

Is this her??

vtrsarah
12th March 2013, 12:46
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/image.php?u=13958&dateline=1363089932

Is this her??

no :panic:

craig180
12th March 2013, 12:49
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/image.php?u=13958&dateline=1363089932

Is this her??

I can do better than that...

smiith
12th March 2013, 12:51
I can do better than that...

Go on then..

qrty
12th March 2013, 13:25
Is this her??

Yes! :y: aha

I can do better than that...

All talk today Mr 180!

craig180
12th March 2013, 13:28
Yes! :y: aha



All talk today Mr 180!

All in Premium, my keyboard influenced friend!

JamesR
12th March 2013, 13:29
I'm sure with your mod powers, you can find the deleted threads that JamesR deleted, pretty much full of my home mades hah

Late night threads I, II, III, IV?

I can confirm, had picture as well as links to video footage of you doing things with your man meat :drink:

craig180
12th March 2013, 13:30
Late night threads I, II, III, IV?

I can confirm, had picture as well as links to video footage of you doing things with your man meat :drink:

Which you instantly saved for future reference??

Matty16v
12th March 2013, 13:33
I now have an image in my head of JamesR fapping to video's of Smiith fapping.

What a way to ruin the day

Ross
12th March 2013, 13:58
I do believe they are still available on smiith's photobucket account ;)

Matty16v
12th March 2013, 14:02
It's private, I went to the effort of finding an old thread with an image link and using the URL to access his photobucket :(

lil_old_moi363 haha!

qrty
12th March 2013, 14:22
It's private, I went to the effort of finding an old thread with an image link and using the URL to access his photobucket :(

lil_old_moi363 haha!

Pretty sure he would link you to some, he was quite proud of his conquests in said thread!

Was a pretty epic thread tbf! If only someone remembered to add "NSFW" it might still be around! :homme:

Ross
12th March 2013, 14:27
NSFW doesn't cover it when you can see his bellend ;)

vtrsarah
12th March 2013, 14:34
that is years old srsly

rich112
12th March 2013, 14:39
Sarah you love the stalkers on here.

mlawlan69
12th March 2013, 14:54
We need pictures. Seriously.

smiith
12th March 2013, 15:55
It's private, I went to the effort of finding an old thread with an image link and using the URL to access his photobucket :(

lil_old_moi363 haha!

Haha, that was an ex who made an account using my email before i ever used photobucket, we split up, it became my photobucket, after my other one seemed to stop working!

smiith
12th March 2013, 16:04
I love my old, lost photobucket account..

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc203/5m17h/VipersLove.jpg

http://s214.beta.photobucket.com/user/5m17h/media/Video00006.mp4.html

hellonpluto
12th March 2013, 16:08
open up the whore folder!! I WANT TITTIES

Ross
12th March 2013, 16:08
fucking lol at Tom :D

smiith
12th March 2013, 16:15
open up the whore folder!! I WANT TITTIES

A girl getting dressed in my room alright?

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc203/5m17h/IMG_0556.jpg

hellonpluto
12th March 2013, 16:16
fucking lol at Tom :D

bit of a deformed head thou. head should have been rotated the other way.

i'll give it an E

hellonpluto
12th March 2013, 16:17
smiith DONT STOP until i CUM

craig180
12th March 2013, 16:17
A girl getting dressed in my room alright?

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc203/5m17h/IMG_0556.jpg

Fucking love the Merc SLS

smiith
12th March 2013, 16:18
Fucking love the Merc SLS

Your tango saxo is on another wall..

craig180
12th March 2013, 16:19
Your tango saxo is on another wall..

The one with me posing with it? Is that why she was undressed in your room?

blackie_2k5
12th March 2013, 16:22
Lol

Tango yo

smiith
12th March 2013, 16:22
The one with me posing with it? Is that why she was undressed in your room?

No, just the car, didn't want the girls running away screaming before I'd even got my winky wet..

matt_vtr_15a
12th March 2013, 16:22
I like girls with white bit... nothin worse than pale bitchess

smiith
12th March 2013, 16:22
Lol

Tango yo

She had been back from 2 weeks in turkey about 10 hours when that was taken haha

vtrsarah
12th March 2013, 16:23
smiith da pimp y0!

smiith
12th March 2013, 16:24
Right, as fun as this is, I'm now venturing to Scarborough to get my winky wet, 30 mile booty call.. I will report back with my findings

craig180
12th March 2013, 16:24
smiith da pimp y0!

Be honest, you panicked when you saw NSFW....

smiith
12th March 2013, 16:26
Knob...

vtrsarah
12th March 2013, 16:26
Be honest, you panicked when you saw NSFW....

nope but i wonder how many people will see that and expect naked pics of this sexy specimen! :homme:

Ross
12th March 2013, 16:26
woah! Too far dude ;)

vtrsarah
12th March 2013, 16:27
those were some meaty curtains

TomT
12th March 2013, 16:27
NSFW doesn't cover it when you can see his bellend ;)

So flaccid is OK right? Unless you're circumcised I guess.

Either way I think Scott owes me an apology.

smiith
12th March 2013, 16:28
woah! Too far dude ;)

hahaha sowwy woss :hug:

blackie_2k5
12th March 2013, 16:28
I missed beef curtains!?


Wtf

Ross
12th March 2013, 16:29
Sorry Smitthiechops - you know I loves you ;)

smiith
12th March 2013, 16:29
I'll make up for it with a bottom

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc203/5m17h/IMG_0280.jpg

smiith
12th March 2013, 16:29
Now, toodles xxxx

craig180
12th March 2013, 16:30
nope but i wonder how many people will see that and expect naked pics of this sexy specimen! :homme:

It's the only reason I had another look tbh

Sophia_Bush
12th March 2013, 16:32
Gutted missed smiths weapon

TomT
12th March 2013, 16:33
Gutted missed smiths weapon



Hi Smith x

Favorited it like..

griff_106
12th March 2013, 16:40
Fucking love the Merc SLS

I lol'd.


Aaaand that's the end of this thread.. haha

MuZiZZle
12th March 2013, 16:47
can someone change smiiths username to skinnybentcockstumpyfingers

griff_106
12th March 2013, 17:02
can someone change smiiths username to skinnybentcockstumpyfingers

Ross? :hug:

Heh that reminds me when when I was in sixth form, there was this kid that thought he was in with a shot with this girl in the year below (but Year 12, so still in sixth form)... she was just stringing him along but he took it upon himself to send her a picture of his winky.

She saw it, emailed it to pretty much everyone in sixth form. I never saw it but apparently his cock was properly bent too - he never lived it down LULz.

vtrsarah
12th March 2013, 17:04
aren't bent cocks supposed to give better orgasms?

craig180
12th March 2013, 17:08
aren't bent cocks supposed to give better orgasms?

Ross is a bent cock. Apparently not.

griff_106
12th March 2013, 17:16
aren't bent cocks supposed to give better orgasms?

Can't say I've ever heard that tbh!

Ross is a bent cock. Apparently not.

trolololol. Funny because it's true :clapping:

Matty16v
12th March 2013, 17:21
LimeLight Steal

http://i1128.photobucket.com/albums/m486/trackready1/4B35D5FF-7B69-40B2-BFE1-17E7E3147EEB-1066-000001382C852A47.jpg

TomT
12th March 2013, 17:22
aren't bent cocks supposed to give better orgasms?

Depends which way it's bent surely?

If it's bent down I'd say doggie's your best bet, which is fine by me.

qrty
12th March 2013, 17:29
I only went away for a few hours and this thread got even more EPIC!

Still needs pics of Sarah! :homme:

mlawlan69
12th March 2013, 17:32
LimeLight Steal

http://i1128.photobucket.com/albums/m486/trackready1/4B35D5FF-7B69-40B2-BFE1-17E7E3147EEB-1066-000001382C852A47.jpg

Yesss.

qrty
12th March 2013, 17:36
Says it all...

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 16

Matty16v
12th March 2013, 17:39
Says it all...

http://openclipart.org/people/GenX/Fap-meme.svg

griff_106
12th March 2013, 17:54
I only went away for a few hours and this thread got even more EPIC!

Still needs pics of Sarah! :homme:

Same here lol. We're all friends here Sarah ;) :hug: haha

dondan
12th March 2013, 17:56
NSFW doesn't cover it when you can see his bellend ;)

Didn't make it past this post hahaha, going back to read the rest of the thread now based on the quality of this quote.

griff_106
12th March 2013, 18:04
Didn't make it past this post hahaha, going back to read the rest of the thread now based on the quality of this quote.

Post (and video's) long gone mate haha.

chimnehp0ts
12th March 2013, 18:26
LimeLight Steal

http://i1128.photobucket.com/albums/m486/trackready1/4B35D5FF-7B69-40B2-BFE1-17E7E3147EEB-1066-000001382C852A47.jpg

say whaaaaa

vtrsarah
12th March 2013, 18:27
pug205 i will say it again WTF hahaha

smiith
12th March 2013, 18:53
Well, what a fucking wash out. Girls are so deceptive with photos of their face!! Send one like they are off baywatch, walk up to the car like they have sharpened their teeth in a car crash..

Needless to say, i drove off hah

Tom5190
12th March 2013, 18:55
Well, what a fucking wash out. Girls are so deceptive with photos of their face!! Send one like they are off baywatch, walk up to the car like they have sharpened their teeth in a car crash..

Needless to say, i drove off hah

Lmao

Im stalking you on sax-p for commedy value

Jay_
12th March 2013, 18:59
Pic of said girl?

smiith
12th March 2013, 19:00
I will bang one up next time i can be arsed to plug my phone into my laptop, what an effort though, all that way, and i don't even think i could have got it up at the sight i saw walking towards me

McGuire86
12th March 2013, 19:00
Well, what a fucking wash out. Girls are so deceptive with photos of their face!! Send one like they are off baywatch, walk up to the car like they have sharpened their teeth in a car crash..

Needless to say, i drove off hah

I know what you mean. I made the mistake of meeting one who just had face pictures (which most of the time is because they are whales) took a chance anyway. Went to said meeting place, saw the size of her, didn't care how horny I was, just drove off. Went home, logged onto pornhub :cool:

vtrsarah
12th March 2013, 19:02
Well, what a fucking wash out. Girls are so deceptive with photos of their face!! Send one like they are off baywatch, walk up to the car like they have sharpened their teeth in a car crash..

Needless to say, i drove off hah

trolololololol wanted this for my sig but it is too long dammit

Jay_
12th March 2013, 19:04
trolololololol wanted this but it is too long dammit

I hear this alot :A:

smiith
12th March 2013, 19:05
Now I'm going to have to spend the next hour texting existing friends to see if anyone wants to come round and "watch a film", was hoping for fresh meat :(

vtrsarah
12th March 2013, 19:05
Well, what a fucking wash out. Girls are so deceptive with photos of their face!! Send one like they are off baywatch, walk up to the car like they have sharpened their teeth in a car crash..

Needless to say, i drove off hah

I hear this alot :A:

ROFL :homme:

turbomad
12th March 2013, 19:15
This is hilarious ha ha

m4tt274
12th March 2013, 19:19
This thread has gone over my head. I dont get it. :/

vtrsarah
12th March 2013, 19:22
This thread has gone over my head. I dont get it. :/

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt134/vtrsarah/tumblr_m79ihrsTyI1qhxx8mo1_500_zps4bda302b.gif

Matty16v
12th March 2013, 19:26
pug205 i will say it again WTF hahaha

Hahahahahahah! Shhh, our littl secret

vtrsarah
12th March 2013, 19:27
Hahahahahahah! Shhh, our littl secret

you sent me a blank reply :wall:

Matty16v
12th March 2013, 19:28
you sent me a blank reply :wall:

Done :y:

turbomad
12th March 2013, 19:43
Feel free to share this secret

TomT
12th March 2013, 19:48
Now I'm going to have to spend the next hour texting existing friends to see if anyone wants to come round and "watch a film", was hoping for fresh meat :(

Just get in touch with one you haven't smashed in a while, I always get bored after a few times then a year later get the urge to go back one last time.

rich112
12th March 2013, 20:22
Now I'm going to have to spend the next hour texting existing friends to see if anyone wants to come round and "watch a film", was hoping for fresh meat :(

This thread has turned into a blog of you portraying yourself as some kind of 'ladies man'.

craig180
12th March 2013, 21:11
This thread has turned into a blog of you portraying yourself as some kind of 'ladies man'.

HHahahahahahaaaaaa.

Glynnis. A ladies man... Hhahahahahahahaaaaa

m4tt274
12th March 2013, 21:14
http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt134/vtrsarah/tumblr_m79ihrsTyI1qhxx8mo1_500_zps4bda302b.gif

Im just not with the SaxP banter im afraid.

Viper
12th March 2013, 21:18
I'm late to the party, any more photos of Glenn's willy?

dondan
12th March 2013, 21:49
Post (and video's) long gone mate haha.

I can live safe in the knowledge that I've already seen smiiths gentlemen vegetables in his previous late night posting adventures...

As for seeing forum flange, if seeing a bit flap on the Internet is a novelty to you- you're doing it wrong :).

Sophia_Bush
12th March 2013, 22:29
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r59/sRdennyCrane/NewNew/glenn_quagmire_1920x1200.png

qrty
13th March 2013, 10:12
Morning Sarah :sweetheart: x

Ross
13th March 2013, 10:15
This thread has gone over my head. I dont get it. :/

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab74/rossdagley/Animated%20GIFs/axJmn_zpsca020f0b.gif

vtrsarah
13th March 2013, 10:48
Morning Sarah :sweetheart: x

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt134/vtrsarah/tumblr_lpxxsoyPvf1qdk6zzo1_500_zpscd3ec0bd.gif

TomT
13th March 2013, 11:03
I'm late to the party, any more photos of Glenn's willy?

They're in the 18+ section

smiith
13th March 2013, 11:04
I just had my morning tug, was good

craig180
13th March 2013, 11:06
I just had my morning tug, was good

Did you get pics this time?

TomT
13th March 2013, 11:06
Not a morning wanker my self, don't even like morning sex.

craig180
13th March 2013, 11:07
Not a morning wanker my self, don't even like morning sex.

Smith is neither morning, afternoon or evening wanker.

He's a full time wanker.

vtrsarah
13th March 2013, 11:10
i still wanna see pics of the effa he went to meet last night lol

TomT
13th March 2013, 11:11
Smith is neither morning, afternoon or evening wanker.

He's a full time wanker.

http://gifs8.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img3015.gif

Just discovered bruises on the bottom of two of my toes, separate feet. The fuck

qrty
13th March 2013, 11:31
http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt134/vtrsarah/tumblr_lpxxsoyPvf1qdk6zzo1_500_zpscd3ec0bd.gif

Megan Fox....FAP FAP FAP!

Sarah and Megan Threesome....:detective: Could be awesome!

vtrsarah
13th March 2013, 11:50
you wouldn't get a look in ;)

MuZiZZle
13th March 2013, 11:51
you wouldn't get a look in ;)

What about a fist?

qrty
13th March 2013, 11:52
She wouldn't get a look in ;)

Aww fanx babes xox

vtrsarah
13th March 2013, 11:53
Aww fanx babes xox

nice edit! :oops:

smiith
13th March 2013, 11:54
I'm a cunt

MuZiZZle
13th March 2013, 11:55
I'm a cunt


show me your pretzelcock

qrty
13th March 2013, 12:01
nice edit! :oops:

Knew you were just denying your true feelings! :hug:

vtrsarah
13th March 2013, 12:03
Knew you were just denying your true feelings! :hug:

until i saw your post count! :panic::panic::panic: less than mine means nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo

qrty
13th March 2013, 12:08
until i saw your post count! :panic::panic::panic: less than mine means nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo

Only because you've spent 9478974378374 hours in the n00b section welcoming people to boost your post count! :homme:

vtrsarah
13th March 2013, 12:09
Only because you've spent 9478974378374 hours in the n00b section welcoming people to boost your post count! :homme:

do newb posts count and i welcomed 2 lol

qrty
13th March 2013, 12:16
do newb posts count and i welcomed 2 lol

Not sure tbf and I'm only playing! ;)

Hur hur hur

Ross
13th March 2013, 12:16
until i saw your post count! :panic::panic::panic: less than mine means nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo

Excellent. Now show me your titiahs!

qrty
13th March 2013, 12:17
Excellent. Now show me your titiahs!

Pfffft don't you know its in Premium! :homme:

craig180
13th March 2013, 12:18
until i saw your post count! :panic::panic::panic: less than mine means nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo

So my post count is the reason you won't stop bombarding me with rudie pictures??

Matty16v
13th March 2013, 12:27
Lol @ thread tags!

vtrsarah
13th March 2013, 12:31
So my post count is the reason you won't stop bombarding me with rudie pictures??

guilty :hug:

smiith
13th March 2013, 12:34
So, whats everyone doing today? Sarah, if your free, fancy some internal bombardment?

Ross
13th March 2013, 12:36
Lol @ thread tags!

fucking lol. I only added some like 5 minutes ago when there were NONE. I look now, and there's like 20+ :D

Love how much stick smiith's crowbar cock is getting. :D

smiith
13th March 2013, 12:38
Yet I'm the only one who dares show mine.. You must all be hung like women!

P.S it was only bent from the force of pushing it in. Although it does have a small curve on it

MuZiZZle
13th March 2013, 12:43
Yet I'm the only one who dares show mine.. You must all be hung like women!

P.S it was only bent from the force of pushing it in. Although it does have a small curve on it

also, you look like you have the fingers of a Mogwai

http://hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/mogwai.jpg

Ross
13th March 2013, 12:43
also, you look like you have the fingers of a Mogwai

http://hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/mogwai.jpg

hence your "stubby fingers" tag? ;)

MuZiZZle
13th March 2013, 12:45
hence your "stubby fingers" tag? ;)


it freaked me out, it was like Frodo trying to force a limp pork boomerang into the mouth of a college Health & Beauty student

smiith
13th March 2013, 12:47
you guiz are mean

Ross
13th March 2013, 12:48
it freaked me out, it was like Frodo trying to force a limp pork boomerang into the mouth of a college Health & Beauty student

you seriously need to write a book of that shit. :clapping:

vtrsarah
13th March 2013, 12:48
how does this thread make me a asw i didn't start it :-/

MuZiZZle
13th March 2013, 12:51
how does this thread make me a asw i didn't start it :-/

you could end it by lifting your top up and pressing your bewbz on saxp!

blackie_2k5
13th March 2013, 12:54
fucking lol. I only added some like 5 minutes ago when there were NONE. I look now, and there's like 20+ :D

Love how much stick smiith's crowbar cock is getting. :D

I love that phrase :cool:

MuZiZZle
13th March 2013, 12:57
you seriously need to write a book of that shit. :clapping:

right, I'm firing photoshop up and grabbing a coffee :y:

Ross
13th March 2013, 12:58
I love that phrase :cool:

yeah - thanks to our PM's yesterday it's a new phrase for me. See? You can teach an old dog new tricks :D

blackie_2k5
13th March 2013, 13:03
yeah - thanks to our PM's yesterday it's a new phrase for me. See? You can teach an old dog new tricks :D

I'm guessing it was you that added said tag?

Ross
13th March 2013, 13:06
I'm guessing it was you that added said tag?

:innocent:

Giraffe
13th March 2013, 13:11
it freaked me out, it was like Frodo trying to force a limp pork boomerang into the mouth of a college Health & Beauty student

I lol'd. I bet you were awesome at creative writing in school.

Seriously Muzz, write books.

Ross
13th March 2013, 13:11
I lol'd. I bet you were awesome at creative writing in school.

Seriously Muzz, right books.

Ninja edit captured for LIFE.

Giraffe
13th March 2013, 13:14
Ninja edit captured for LIFE.

Ninja quote, unless you editted the quote!

I admit, it was very poor from me, but I'm mainly focused on eating.

Ross
13th March 2013, 13:25
Ninja quote, unless you editted the quote!

I admit, it was very poor from me, but I'm mainly focused on eating.

lol - how the FUCK? I edited to ADD what you put - but my post above doesn't have it. WTF just happened? Time warp? lol

MuZiZZle
13th March 2013, 13:26
I love Photoshop, and by Photoshop, I mean Photoshop, not cock

matt_vtr_15a
13th March 2013, 13:28
LimeLight Steal

http://i1128.photobucket.com/albums/m486/trackready1/4B35D5FF-7B69-40B2-BFE1-17E7E3147EEB-1066-000001382C852A47.jpg

slightly weighty....

hardly a limelight stealerr

Giraffe
13th March 2013, 13:28
lol - how the FUCK? I edited to ADD what you put - but my post above doesn't have it. WTF just happened? Time warp? lol

I was fucking confused as well, I saw "Ninja edit!", so quoted it, then it said something different, posted the reply, and still saw "Ninja edit!" and my mind ALMOST blew. So I decided to carry on eating instead of trying to figure that one out...

Ross
13th March 2013, 13:30
I was fucking confused as well, I saw "Ninja edit!", so quoted it, then it said something different, posted the reply, and still saw "Ninja edit!" and my mind ALMOST blew. So I decided to carry on eating instead of trying to figure that one out...

http://content8.flixster.com/question/67/86/36/6786362_std.jpg

Giraffe
13th March 2013, 13:31
Uh oh, someone's changed something...

griff_106
13th March 2013, 13:35
Hahaha just noticed all the tags. Good work to whoever did that :hug: lol

MuZiZZle
13th March 2013, 13:36
For those of you that missed the video, I think the following sums it up :

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g215/animetoshi/frodo_zpsf6c8d8fd.jpg

Ross
13th March 2013, 13:36
slightly weighty....

hardly a limelight stealerr

tbf, I'd smash the fuck out of her.

For those of you that missed the video, I think the following sums it up :

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g215/animetoshi/frodo_zpsf6c8d8fd.jpg

fucking LOL :D

qrty
13th March 2013, 13:36
I love Photoshop, and by Photoshop, I mean Photoshop, not cock

OMGZZZ, Photoshop time is like my favouritest time of the day! :panic:

MuZiZZle
13th March 2013, 13:37
tbf, I'd smash the fuck out of her.



fucking LOL :D


in my mind, it's that ^^^, maybe with miss piggy, hrmmmm

Giraffe
13th March 2013, 13:38
For those of you that missed the video, I think the following sums it up :

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g215/animetoshi/frodo_zpsf6c8d8fd.jpg

One of the greatest.

Seriously Muzz, write some short stories with graphics.

blackie_2k5
13th March 2013, 13:43
Leg end

Jazz
13th March 2013, 13:46
Muzizzle is the man, best (funniest) photoshopping in the Western Hemisphere.

Prickle
13th March 2013, 13:49
PMSL....

MuZiZZle
13th March 2013, 14:24
for the benefit of people with no imagination

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g215/animetoshi/errrr_zps77513d6d.gif

Prickle
13th March 2013, 14:26
hahahahah

Ross
13th March 2013, 14:27
lol genius!

blackie_2k5
13th March 2013, 14:28
This man needs some sort of special award

smiith
13th March 2013, 14:29
Bullys :(

Ross
13th March 2013, 14:29
rosshasbighcups

Really Gav? Really?

http://talesofapriest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/2005sawii010lf8.jpg
Do you want to play a game?

MuZiZZle
13th March 2013, 14:30
Bullys :(

I don't have the video, I need something to wank over, that gif is like 99% accurate!

MuZiZZle
13th March 2013, 14:30
rosshasbighcups

Really Gav? Really?

http://talesofapriest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/2005sawii010lf8.jpg
Do you want to play a game?

Photoshop > File > New ?

Ross
13th March 2013, 14:32
Photoshop > File > New ?

If you photoshop h cups on my chest from a stolen facebook photo, I will ban you on the spot you prick ;) Don't even think it :p

MuZiZZle
13th March 2013, 14:32
If you photoshop h cups on my chest from a stolen facebook photo, I will ban you on the spot you prick ;) Don't even think it :p

Photoshop > File > Close

Ross
13th March 2013, 14:33
Photoshop > File > Close

lol :D

I do love you Muz. srs.

craig180
13th March 2013, 14:33
If you photoshop h cups on my chest from a stolen facebook photo, I will ban you on the spot you prick ;) Don't even think it :p

Photoshop > File > Close

If you do, I'll lift the ban and get Scott to change Ross's password

Ross
13th March 2013, 14:34
If you do, I'll lift the ban and get Scott to change Ross's password

you motherfuckers. :(

Tag teamed. Like Ryan most nights at the blue oyster bar.

MuZiZZle
13th March 2013, 14:34
Photoshop > File > New

smiith
13th March 2013, 14:38
Photoshop > File > New

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsx1vlxrSw1qg25cc.gif

01amatti
13th March 2013, 14:51
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/03/13/hyhyga7y.jpg

MuZiZZle
13th March 2013, 14:53
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/03/13/hyhyga7y.jpg

hahah, genius

qrty
13th March 2013, 17:36
Photoshop > File > New

Come on MuZ? Where is it?

TomT
13th March 2013, 17:40
What a gif, so accurate.

MuZiZZle
13th March 2013, 19:29
Come on MuZ? Where is it?

I'm home now man!

I'll do it tomorrow at work whilst getting paid!

vtrsarah
13th March 2013, 19:32
wtf is a vtrsarah sweater hams? lol

qrty
13th March 2013, 19:34
wtf is a vtrsarah sweater hams? lol

:homme: come off, don't act like you don't know!

vtrsarah
13th March 2013, 19:35
:homme: come off, don't act like you don't know!

i actually don't :panic:

qrty
13th March 2013, 19:42
i actually don't :panic:

Same as sweater puppets!

MuZiZZle
13th March 2013, 19:43
I may be to blame for the hamzzzzz tag

vtrsarah
13th March 2013, 19:48
how do i have those? :-/

MuZiZZle
13th March 2013, 19:51
how do i have those? :-/

Boobs innit

vtrsarah
13th March 2013, 19:52
Boobs innit

there not sweaty or am i totally getting muddled here :panic:

Viper
13th March 2013, 20:08
there not sweaty or am i totally getting muddled here :panic:

Sweater as in jumper ;)

MuZiZZle
13th March 2013, 20:09
Sweater as in jumper ;)

It's sorted now!

vtrsarah
13th March 2013, 20:09
Sweater as in jumper ;)

just had someone spell it out to me hahaha i am blaming the painkillers for that blonde moment :oops:

Ross
13th March 2013, 23:07
Click the tag and if its used elsewhere it shows you ;)

Viper
13th March 2013, 23:15
just had someone spell it out to me hahaha i am blaming the painkillers for that blonde moment :oops:

They're not painkillers. They're most likely rohypnol, I put it in your drink :cool:

vtrsarah
13th March 2013, 23:28
trolololol swine! and viper you wouldnt need it ;) on a plate babes

Viper
13th March 2013, 23:35
trolololol swine! and viper you wouldnt need it ;) on a plate babes

Ahh bollocks, I just ordered another bottle of chloroform as well. I may as well cancel that. I suppose I could swap it for lube instead?

vtrsarah
13th March 2013, 23:40
Ahh bollocks, I just ordered another bottle of chloroform as well. I may as well cancel that. I suppose I could swap it for lube instead?

no keep it use it on stubby fingers so i can give him a taste of his own medicine muahahahahahahahaha then record in on a cellular device and post it on here :hug:

Viper
13th March 2013, 23:59
no keep it use it on stubby fingers so i can give him a taste of his own medicine muahahahahahahahaha then record in on a cellular device and post it on here :hug:

Ooh you evil thing. Good plan! I wonder if we can make it go viral.

ed-bradley
14th March 2013, 00:06
Was expecting to see pictures of said vtrsarahs Tatties and axe wound.

Let down of a thread.

Ross
14th March 2013, 00:07
Was expecting to see pictures of said vtrsarahs Tatties and axe wound.

Let down of a thread.

Plenty in premium chat ;)

ed-bradley
14th March 2013, 00:10
I bought premium last year for tatties and ass, and was let down. I'm not falling for that old chestnut again.

P_Connor
14th March 2013, 00:33
Just noticed all the tags to this thread, made me laugh. 'pretzel dick'

Matty16v
21st March 2013, 14:44
THREAD REVIVAL!

Hi Sarah,

http://i.minus.com/ib27PWPPSUw5Jc.gif

craig180
21st March 2013, 14:46
THREAD REVIVAL!

Hi Sarah,

http://i.minus.com/ib27PWPPSUw5Jc.gif

I suspect a ban revival may also be on the cards

knight-22
21st March 2013, 14:55
Let down of a thread.

http://i42.tinypic.com/4sh1yw.jpg

MuZiZZle
21st March 2013, 15:00
Let down of a thread.

even with this in it?!?!!?

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g215/animetoshi/errrr_zps77513d6d.gif

Saxorookie16
21st March 2013, 16:12
even with this in it?!?!!?

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g215/animetoshi/errrr_zps77513d6d.gif

EPIC photoshop

Rogue_Shadow
21st March 2013, 18:37
I think this thread needs more tags :A:

vtrsarah
21st March 2013, 18:49
just when i thought it was safe to log in!

MuZiZZle
26th March 2013, 19:16
Hamzzzzzzz

qrty
26th March 2013, 19:24
Hamzzzzzzz

Sweater Hamzzzzzzzz!

MuZiZZle
7th October 2013, 17:21
Hamzzzzz

craig180
7th October 2013, 18:36
So, did we ever get to the bottom of whether anyone has pics of sarahs whaps?

MartinObviously
7th October 2013, 18:48
I'm ending myself over the tags rofl

MuZiZZle
7th October 2013, 18:55
I'm ending myself over the tags rofl

Ending?

Is that where you bend your cock down and under like a Mathersons smoked sausage then put the tip up your own bumhole?

MartinObviously
7th October 2013, 19:05
Ending?

Is that where you bend your cock down and under like a Mathersons smoked sausage then put the tip up your own bumhole?

You know it ;)

MuZiZZle
7th October 2013, 19:25
You know it ;)

Pics!!!

MartinObviously
7th October 2013, 19:33
Pics!!!

I knew that was coming, typical Northerner.

Aly
7th October 2013, 21:16
I knew that was coming, typical Northerner.

You're more north than the two of us! :panic:

MartinObviously
8th October 2013, 16:46
You're more north than the two of us! :panic:

That is North England. :D

Aly
8th October 2013, 17:19
That is North England. :D

Different climate in southern scotland as opposed to northern england ;)

MartinObviously
8th October 2013, 18:03
Different climate in southern scotland as opposed to northern england ;)

I'm not in the South either :homme:

We have a warm climate. it's 12 degrees right now.

MuZiZZle
24th January 2014, 01:30
This thread needs to come back!

qrty
24th January 2014, 09:02
Ahaha Yes Muzz

bobertmate
25th January 2014, 13:15
so did vtrsarah ever get her baps out then? :/

craig180
25th January 2014, 13:41
so did vtrsarah ever get her baps out then? :/

Yup. All in premium

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smiith
25th January 2014, 13:44
Yup. All in premium

Sent from my HTC One mini using Tapatalk

Nice try kregg! I will give pictures out for 1/2 the price of premium guys.

MuZiZZle
26th January 2014, 17:28
Nice try kregg! I will give pictures out for 1/2 the price of premium guys.

Per boob?

smiith
26th January 2014, 17:38
per nipple.. Make triple the money then!


Wut?

MuZiZZle
26th January 2014, 17:42
per nipple.. Make triple the money then!


Wut?

Mmmm

Scaramanga

MuZiZZle
22nd February 2014, 09:46
dem tags!!!!

ed-bradley
22nd February 2014, 10:42
Pics or gtfo

blackie_2k5
23rd February 2014, 00:10
the tags on this thread have to be up there with the best ever threads on here

MuZiZZle
11th June 2015, 22:23
Bttmft

deano_123
12th June 2015, 04:27
Were nudes of said female forthcoming? Otherwise this was a pointless exercise

RobVT
12th June 2015, 09:40
Pogtfo

craig180
12th June 2015, 09:44
I heard rumours of naked Muz pics floating around the Internet.

L33h
12th June 2015, 09:45
The pictures cant float hes too heavy