Dave, do you love them plump?

[MuZiZZle]

Do you, or is this an internet "meme" affair, I honestly can't remember?!?!?

also, this is you right?

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g215/animetoshi/283132_438335819546609_1685531070_n.jpg

[Giraffe]

No, Ross made it up because I once responded to a fat girl, although the response was nothing of the sort that would indicate I like fat girls.

Also, no.

[Ross]

I got reverse trolled. :(

I made a "joke" that Dave loves the fuller figured woman (after I stalked him on the interwebz and found his faceparty profile where he was chatting up a fucking dustcart sized moose). Turns out, he actually loves them full bore "whale like". He got the last laugh there!

I totally love that fat. Sorry. Fact. Slip of the fingers. You know all about that, don't you David.

[Brettles1986]

No, Ross made it up because I once responded to a fat girl, although the response was nothing of the sort that would indicate I like fat girls.

Also, no.

By responded you mean saying yes to sex with her.

[MuZiZZle]

So hang on, he does love the plump bitches?

[Ross]

So hang on, he does love the plump bitches?

Fact. Set in stone, laid on concrete, etched into the annuls of time itself.

[Giraffe]

No, Dave does not love the "plump bitches".

By responded I said something along the lines of "if you want to chat, message me" and never actually spoke to her other than that... COURTESY. Fat people have feelings too.

[qrty]

One for Dave.

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/192/6/a/morning_glory_front_by_bbwalternaterealyty-d56tr3y.jpg

[Giraffe]

Can't everyone just go back to PM'ing Prickle?

[MuZiZZle]

No, Dave does not love the "plump bitches".

By responded I said something along the lines of "if you want to chat, message me" and never actually spoke to her other than that... COURTESY. Fat people have feelings too.


by "feelings" do you mean "loads of pudding" ?

[Ross]

thread tags for the win!

[Giraffe]

Well, this got out of hand...

[Ross]

and I fucking quote:


Yoru car must have a lot of baked goods crumbs in it from the sluts you roll with!

Don't, that's a horrible mental image of me crushed in to a fatty and them rolling down a hill like a giant snowball, you know like you see on cartoons when people get swept up by them and just kind stuck on them? That's what I'm imagining.


CLEARLY owning up to "rolling with the fatties"

[MuZiZZle]

I need more tags!

[Ross]

I need more tags!

I'll remove some - hold on

[Ross]

go go go

[MuZiZZle]

go go go

I'm only allowed 5, honestly it's like Nazi Germany this place, crushing my creative spirit, the same way Dave is crushed under the plump ass pilows of a sexual behemoth, being slightly suffocated yet whapping his wanger

[Ross]

I'm only allowed 5, honestly it's like Nazi Germany this plase, crushing my creative spirit, the same way Dave is crushed under the plump ass pilows of a sexual behemoth, being slightly suffocated yet whapping his wanger

I'm dying. Stop :clapping:

[Giraffe]

I'm only allowed 5, honestly it's like Nazi Germany this plase, crushing my creative spirit, the same way Dave is crushed under the plump ass pilows of a sexual behemoth, being slightly suffocated yet whapping his wanger

Quoted for the retarded spelling.

However, once again, that is disturbingly descriptive.

[Giraffe]

I'm dying. Stop :clapping:

Things you'd never hear me say whilst underneath a fatty.

can't beat them, join them...

[MuZiZZle]

Quoted for the retarded spelling.

However, once again, that is disturbingly descriptive.


corrected for you, it was a typo, I'm not a spasitard

[Brettles1986]

Things you'd never hear me say whilst underneath a fatty.

can't beat them, join them...

Self admission is the key

[Giraffe]

corrected for you, it was a typo, I'm not a spasitard

I think you have to have an element of "special" with the things you come out with... You know like that blind guy who plays the piano? He's got an amazing talent, but he's "special".

[MuZiZZle]

I think you have to have an element of "special" with the things you come out with... You know like that blind guy who plays the piano? He's got an amazing talent, but he's "special".

At least I'm not fat, you'd be trying to suckle my cock like a hungry billygoat on its mothers udders

bender!

[Giraffe]

At least I'm not fat, you'd be trying to suckle my cock like a hungry billygoat on its mothers udders

bender!

I'd say that's a pretty accurate description given that your cock is only the size of a hungry billygoat's mothers nipple.

[MuZiZZle]

I'd say that's a pretty accurate description given that your cock is only the size of a hungry billygoat's mothers nipple.

the horror

http://www.gypsymomma.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Ved-watching-milking-goat.jpg

[Giraffe]

holy fucking picture size Batman!

Didn't realise you were so hairy though Muzz

[MuZiZZle]

holy fucking picture size Batman!

Didn't realise you were so hairy though Muzz


I've filled that bucket to the brim