What's the weirdest thing that happened to you whilst sitting on the toilet?

[Matty16v]

I saw a story on Facebook earlier where somebody had gone to the toilet and sat down, opened their phone to start browsing, started shitting and realised he had left his pants on LOL.

[TomT]

People always seem to phone me while I'm having a shit.

[piranhamatt]

Shitting out with blood..

[Ash1711]

Sit on the toilet, have a shit, feel it leave my arse, hear it hit the water, look down the bowl and it's gone! :panic:

Over than that it's quite standard.

[Brettles1986]

People always seem to phone me while I'm having a shit.

Same here and usually whilst I'm at work.

Sit on the toilet, have a shit, feel it leave my arse, hear it hit the water, look down the bowl and it's gone! :panic:

Over than that it's quite standard.

Houdini Shit

http://www.poopnames.com/

[Prickle]

Sit on the toilet, have a shit, feel it leave my arse, hear it hit the water, look down the bowl and it's gone! :panic:

Over than that it's quite standard.

hur hur, pretty much this.

[L888]

I once spewed whilst taking a shit. I aimed at the sink but only about half went in

[Ross]

reminds me of this EPIC read:

http://acidcow.com/pics/6190-worst-possible-date-ever-10-pics.html

[12u55]

When nottingham was flooding one time, a rat crawled up the pipe and tickled my arse with its whiskers. No messing. True story.

[Bean]

Going to sit on the toilet with both lids up! Feels like falling into a black hole

[happydudeuk]

I was on the toilet once and I got this weird feeling...then something brown called poo or something came out of the hole I didn't know I had at the top of my legs and it smelt really horrible! Tasted funny as well :|

[ns9900]

hearing someone come in and get head...really, just like in th movies. if it was a guy n girl, fair play. im not so sure they were...

[ns9900]

People always seem to phone me while I'm having a shit.

or in th shower:wall: cant stand people knocking and hurrying me!:boxing:

[stevo67]

Tbh I have some of my best ideas & solutions whilst having a dump.

[Carlvtr88]

I saw a story on Facebook earlier where somebody had gone to the toilet and sat down, opened their phone to start browsing, started shitting and realised he had left his pants on LOL.

Weirdest thing whilst on toilet ?

This thread was made.

[01amatti]

Going to sit on the toilet with both lids up! Feels like falling into a black hole

This^^^ is the most horrendous thing known to man... Almost as bad as splash back

[GC_Belfast]

This^^^ is the most horrendous thing known to man... Almost as bad as splash back

Its the 'oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck' as you feel yourself dip into oblivion that puts the shits up you, never mind out of you

Pissed on the lid a couple times whilst drunk 'zip.... aahhhh.... bollocks....'

[griff_106]

Probably when the dog headbutts the door wanting to come in for his legs to be scratched or to be stroked despite the horrific smell of what I've just laid in the bog tbh.

[Saxjoe]

a rat crawled up the pipe and tickled my arse with its whiskers. No messing. True story.

Made me laugh so much! :p

[deano_123]

conference calls with houston can go on for hours, i've spent a few sitting on the throne

[Lukus-vtr]

LOL at the rat thing, genuinely made me laugh. I had a shit earlier and I managed to construct my entire dissertation thesis whilst having it. There's something about clearing your sphincter that clears your mind as well.

[Yates]

not happened to me, but at work sometimes if someone flushed the toilet next to yours it caused yours to blow up, know a lad in there mid shit next person flushed, caused water to rise on his and covered his trousers in shit, he went got shower got changed went for a shit and yeah it happened again, 5 years on still gets stick for it

[matt_vtr_15a]

Nothing worth mentioning whilst sat on the bog...

The family/security dog was staying at our house due to extremely cold weather...

He follows me quite a bit and followed me upstairs and pushed open the bathroom door as i was having a piss, washing my hands and the little bastard cocks his leg up and pisses all over the floor and toilet....

Quite a territorial dog haha!!