SAXO VTR got to go......

[bazfresh]

Whilst driving like an utter fucking retard, I handbraked turned - "curbed" my saxo other week and hub bent obviously must be weak as shit because the cars are wank and I have zero respect or mechanical sympathy. Because I spend all my money on McDonalds burgers and trying to impress 15 year olds, I don't have the time or money to sort it out anymore, so I thought I'd try and flog it to you mugs. I've linked it on ebay but because I'm too tight to buy premium membership, you'll have to search for it.

Here's some search terms to use: "shitbox" "fucked" "because racecar" "stance" curbed"

Thanking all you muppets - please bid high - I need more pies.

[0rang3peel]

what type of dildos are you trying to sell?

[Jizanthapus]

Wud u take 950 cash tomoro?

Let me no dude. Got a impreza wrx if ur interested in px pal ?

[CHIP]

IBTL :A: Haven't done that for a while...

[Prickle]

http://memecrunch.com/meme/HWN8/fail/image.png

[Jizanthapus]

^ I like that

Also, curbed you say? Yes......curbed

[piranhamatt]

Swap it for some wheel hubs?

[robster247]

So in other words you thought you were a racing driver so you pulled the hand brake on and hit a curb.

Non handler

[TomT]

You may be young but you're reaaaadyyyy

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/57895/kid-humping-air-o.gif

[JoeHindle]

I'd buy it for the vt kit, then video it getting scrapped, also IBTL

[chimnehp0ts]

ill swap you a pack of half eaten polos for it?

[DAMSK11]

ill swap you a pack of half eaten polos for it?

I can top this, I have a half eaten chocolate bar I found under my cupboard the other day. Will you do a swap?

[MartinObviously]

Trolling post here

Adrian did the same as you with his E46 and bent the rear hub and subframe.

The problem was being an ass. you've done a handbrake turn and failed. Saxo's are not weak, most cars would have bent.

Keep your hooning off the street. bitch :homme:

[Ross]

I've adjusted your first post OP to hopefully get you a better sale :)

[Manu]

http://i50.tinypic.com/14lhefc.jpg

[bazfresh]

lol at this thread

no handbrake turn involved hit some ice and hit the curb at 9am saturday morning

i am not a kid with a sxo ffs haha

[Prickle]

Just take it on the chin dude. We've all been through this stage on the forum. :homme:

[bazfresh]

cheap for parts if you want a donner kebab

[bazfresh]

ill swap you a pack of half eaten polos for it?

i like polos.... this is a tough decision

[hellonpluto]

mmmm donner kebab. I love donner kebabs.

I would like to smear chilli sauce on ali123's fanny and dip kebab meat in her pitta

[Ross]

mmmm donner kebab. I love donner kebabs.

I would like to smear chilli sauce on ali123's fanny and dip kebab meat in her pitta

Just... wow. :geek:

[CHIP]

I've adjusted your first post OP to hopefully get you a better sale :)

You're poetry is getting better, Ross!

please bid high - I need more pies.

[Manu]

You're poetry is getting better, Ross!

Your grammar is getting worse, Chip!




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[Ross]

Fucking Viper. Is he on strike?? Where's the grammar police when you need them?

[Brettles1986]

http://memecrunch.com/meme/HWN8/fail/image.png

Isn't this Joe's?

[CHIP]

Your grammar is getting worse, Chip!




http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/36332041.jpg

I'll tell you what that is, i typed 'you're getting better at poetry' and then for some reason decided to alter it to 'your poetry is getting better'... Forgot to alter the your/you're :P

My bad!

[JoeHindle]

Isn't this Joe's?

Mine hasn't got a vt kit, and its on vtr wheels

Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk 2, to piss Chr15 off.