Which saxperience member would you most like to motorboat

[AlexB]

Im torn between two but i thought id see everyone elses opinions on this lol

For me its either

Steph_at_constella
Or
Ross

Its such a tough call
I mean one has sweaty hairy man cleavage
And then theres ross aswell :P

[craig180]

Ross, without a shadow of a doubt. I do love a good plumper.

[Steph_at_constella]

You really have an obssesion with me dont you Alex.

Id say Ross tbh. I can see this degenerating into a ''Pics or GTFO'' situation


Oh and my boobs are better than Ross's. Just not big enough to self motorboat

[qrty]

Ross, without a shadow of a doubt. I do love a good plumper.

Has Dave logged into your account? :panic:

[craig180]

Has Dave logged into your account? :panic:

FLOL :clapping:

[Ross]

Has Dave logged into your account? :panic:

:D

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/9346/summercv.jpg

[Forbes_VTR]

I need to come to more meets!
Didn't realise what you guys get up to

[craig180]

In all seriousness, jw does it for me

[qrty]

In all seriousness, jw does it for me

We all know who the favourite is but you wont share! :homme:

[holdawayt]

I'd lick the back of Abu Hamza's ball sack to get a jolly on with Lacey.

[AlexB]

You really have an obssesion with me dont you Alex.

Id say Ross tbh. I can see this degenerating into a ''Pics or GTFO'' situation


Oh and my boobs are better than Ross's. Just not big enough to self motorboat

Little bit lol

And we need pics for direct comparison

[Steph_at_constella]

Little bit lol

And we need pics for direct comparison

you have me on facebook for that!!

[AlexB]

Theres pics of your tits on facebook :O

[GolfJay]

Definitely Lacey! Brettles is second on the list though. His boobs are huge!

[Brettles1986]

Definitely Lacey! Brettles is second on the list though. His boobs are huge!

Amen to that.

Pecs Jay pecs.

[GolfJay]

Amen to that.

Pecs Jay pecs.

If Lacey had your boobs, she'd be the perfect woman!

[Steph_at_constella]

Definitely Lacey! Brettles is second on the list though. His boobs are huge!


Is this the same Lacey im thinking of?

[Brettles1986]

Is this the same Lacey im thinking of?

Blonde, from London, Nurse?

[Steph_at_constella]

Blonde, from London, Nurse?

Nope different one. I was thinking of one from round here i know. She also has cracking boobs

[FisherVTS]

I don't even know who these people are so my choice is Ross as everyone else is saying the same :)

[Ross]

I don't even know who these people are so my choice is Ross as everyone else is saying the same :)

It's a good shout tbh. I'm fucking awesome in bed. At snoring.

[Jizanthapus]

I'd choose Prickle, obviously I'd drop him a PM first though, gotta be polite ;)

[GolfJay]

Nope different one. I was thinking of one from round here i know. She also has cracking boobs

In the LEAST disrespectful way possible, I used to think Lacey was hott but I'm not a fan of the tattoos or punkish look. No disrespect to you either lol

[Steph_at_constella]

In the LEAST disrespectful way possible, I used to think Lacey was hott but I'm not a fan of the tattoos or punkish look. No disrespect to you either lol

Lol im an aqquired taste Jay, and since you have been with two of my best friends i am more than happy with that haha

Also Ross.......meed to see the moobs as a sure fire way yours are the best!

[GolfJay]

Lol im an aqquired taste Jay, and since you have been with two of my best friends i am more than happy with that haha

Also Ross.......meed to see the moobs as a sure fire way yours are the best!

Two? I count one lol

[qrty]

I'd lick the back of Abu Hamza's ball sack to get a jolly on with Lacey.

Pics or GTFO!

[Steph_at_constella]

Two? I count one lol

Donna and HJ.....thats two lol

[GolfJay]

Donna and HJ.....thats two lol

Oh dear... Never mind

[Brettles1986]

I'm surprised at you Jay, I would have said you would choose Paul before me.

[Sophia_Bush]

Alex B or Ross

[Steph_at_constella]

speaking of Donna though she has EPIC boobs.

[smiith]

Sophia Bush, because her rack looks banging on her DP
Disclaimer: I know Gav is a male with a penis /gay

[hellonpluto]

Ali123 fo sho

[holdawayt]

Pics or GTFO!

Seriously?

Go on my Facebook and search for Lacey

[mlawlan69]

lacey, i remember her posting a photo of herself shopping, i was like :O

[mlawlan69]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/Lacey-lea/16e28d11.jpg

haha snorting pepper, and still looks fit. win.

cheeky bump for the dare game too :)

[qrty]

Seriously?

Go on my Facebook and search for Lacey

Yes I'm serious.

I looked but no tittaaayyyy pics! :n:

[Brettles1986]

Yes I'm serious.

I looked but no tittaaayyyy pics! :n:

Most have visible cleavage tbh.

[qrty]

Most have visible cleavage tbh.

I'm not a friend. :homme:

[Aly]

Holly, she's the type of girl who's only going to get better with age.

[Ross]

Holly, she's the type of girl who's only going to get better with age.

Why? Is she 13? :D

[Aly]

Why? Is she 13? :D

Girls don't stop aging after 13 ross #dumbshit :fcuk:

[Ross]

Girls don't stop aging after 13 ross #dumbshit :fcuk:

#dumbshit? speak for yourself!

I'm simply saying at 13, she for SURE will get better with age. And legal too in a few years. Always a bonus.

[GolfJay]

speaking of Donna though she has EPIC boobs.

All in the past Lol Mistakes were made, people were dicks (myself included)

It was fun but hey, life goes on!

[m11ler]

Seen Lacey at a show before.. meh

[craig180]

Seen Lacey at a show before.. meh

There are definitely far worse show going girls. Mainly the models

[mlawlan69]

There are definitely far worse show going girls. Mainly the models

Hahaha.:clapping:

[m11ler]

There are definitely far worse show going girls. Mainly the models

Haha couldn't agree more. At least that's one plus to the recent fast show weather! The silly fat birds kept themselves in the car.

[Chris_O]

I've got a nice pic of lacey on my old laptop ;)

[m11ler]

I've got a nice pic of lacey on my old laptop ;)

Share it for the lads and change my opinion lol

[Jamie]

Lacey's awesome but I'm not an ePerv.

[AlexB]

the one time i actually spoke to lacey in person she had a big coat on and i couldnt see shit
plus my ex was a few ft away and would of smacked me for looking

so pics needed to see if she can top ross

[m11ler]

the one time i actually spoke to lacey in person she had a big coat on and i couldnt see shit
plus my ex was a few ft away and would of smacked me for looking

so pics needed to see if she can top ross

I reckon they're on par

[Aly]

Lacey's awesome but I'm not an ePerv.

Same Jamie, I feel most girls sign up on here for the attention tbh.

[Yates]

Nothing to do with her owning 106/saxos?

[manic]

Been tols beaniemoo had quite a rack wgen he was younger

[kmak577]

I feel like I am really missing out not having seen Ross' tits....

[P_Connor]

Brett definitely comes before Jay. Then maybe Gibbo.

[Jamie]

Same Jamie, I feel most girls sign up on here for the attention tbh.

Most probably do tbf.

I like Lacey she's hawt and she's in to everything too you can have some good bantz with her.

[rorz_vts]

Lacey's pretty hot but I recon jens (jw) probably got the best bangers on saxp (sorry Ross)

[craig180]

Brett definitely comes before Jay. Then maybe Gibbo.

Don't mention Bret's premature ejaculation on here man. It's a sensitive issue

[MuZiZZle]

Most probably do tbf.

I like Lacey she's hawt and she's in to everything too you can have some good bantz with her.

I bet I could prove that to be a false statement :y:

[Viper]

I bet I could prove that to be a false statement :y:

She certainly wasn't even in to animals :S

I'd probably have to say either Lace or Jen however apparently Danni has huge boobs as well. Not seen them though.

[MuZiZZle]

She certainly wasn't even in to animals :S

I'd probably have to say either Lace or Jen however apparently Danni has huge boobs as well. Not seen them though.



FCS 2013 Saxp Soapy Bewb Bikini Car Wash, for charity obvz.

#1 : Ross

[Brettles1986]

Don't mention Bret's premature ejaculation on here man. It's a sensitive issue

Haha, ya bitch ;)

[Ross]

FCS 2013 Saxp Soapy Bewb Bikini Car Wash, for charity obvz.

#1 : Ross

No thanks but... Thanks! :hug:

[MuZiZZle]

No thanks but... Thanks! :hug:

I'll just fire up Photoshop

[qrty]

http://www.michaeltchong.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/smileys/this_thread_is_worthless_without_pics.gif

True Story!

[Brettles1986]

I'll just fire up Photoshop

Now this is about to get entertaining :)

[craig180]

If anyone wants to motorboat my arse cheeks they are more than welcome

[Jungle]

http://cdn.overclock.net/c/c4/c4bc96bd_index.jpeg

[MickyWelsh172]

100% Lacey!!!!!

[Quick]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/154438/vince-vaughn-motorboat-o.gif

[qrty]

Did someone say motorboat?....

http://i.imgur.com/awSWw.gif

[Aly]

Lacey's pretty hot but I recon jens (jw) probably got the best bangers on saxp (sorry Ross)

Steph's are bigger, they are mahoosive

[craig180]

Steph's are bigger, they are mahoosive

I reckon Sarah probably takes that title, closely followed by Ross

[0rang3peel]

only way is pics for a fair comparison, if sarah was the girl in her avatar awhile ago then I'd say she there can only be one winner.

that jw girl was scottish so her tits don't count as their full of sour whore milk.

lacey is pretty fit but surely not a tit champion of azeroth.

steph as in the one with fire hair? the hair ruins any potential large knockers that may be below, just can't see past it sorry.

therefore without pics I vote sarah, HI SARAH 07875355014

[Aly]

I reckon Sarah probably takes that title, closely followed by Ross

Im not gonna post pics of her because she wouldnt want that but i dont believe it :cool:

[craig180]

only way is pics for a fair comparison, if sarah was the girl in her avatar awhile ago then I'd say she there can only be one winner.

that jw girl was scottish so her tits don't count as their full of sour whore milk.

lacey is pretty fit but surely not a tit champion of azeroth.
So, what we're saying is we'd like to see Sarah's boobs on Lacey's body, with Scottish bint's face?

Seems reasonable. Muz, photoshop....

[0rang3peel]

So, what we're saying is we'd like to see Sarah's boobs on Lacey's body, with Scottish bint's face?

Seems reasonable. Muz, photoshop....

I think maybe just a lacey/sarah combination, fuck it throw in that chicks fire hair... we could be onto something!

[Steph_at_constella]

I think maybe just a lacey/sarah combination, fuck it throw in that chicks fire hair... we could be onto something!

would fire hair be me? Its currently rhianna red now.......throw that in, much better than the orange!

[craig180]

would fire hair be me? Its currently rhianna red now.......throw that in, much better than the orange!

We need tits and tats pics to judge...

[qrty]

So, what we're saying is we'd like to see Sarah's boobs on Lacey's body, with Scottish bint's face?

Seems reasonable. Muz, photoshop....

Pictures would obviously be needed! :oops:

[0rang3peel]

would fire hair be me? Its currently rhianna red now.......throw that in, much better than the orange!

it would indeed, yup yup that will do. it won't really matter though

for thy will not be able to see ones firey head frometh the giant breasticles infront of thys cock.

[Steph_at_constella]

We need tits and tats pics to judge...

Ask the resident perves on my facebook....im sure they will find suitable

[Ross]

I don't need no stinking facebook Stephanie ;)

[Steph_at_constella]

I don't need no stinking facebook Stephanie ;)

haha! Oh really Ross? have you been taking voyeristic photos in my office again?

[Brettles1986]

haha! Oh really Ross? have you been taking voyeristic photos in my orifice again?

Fixed ...

[AlexB]

Ask the resident perves on my facebook....im sure they will find suitable

Tbh the bunny girl one on instagram is still my favourite

[Ross]

haha! Oh really Ross? have you been taking voyeristic photos in my office again?

Funny you should say that - I'm on my way to your house now...

http://gigazine.jp/img/2007/01/15/photographers/12_m.jpg

[Steph_at_constella]

Funny you should say that - I'm on my way to your house now...

http://gigazine.jp/img/2007/01/15/photographers/12_m.jpg

This is worrying cause you actually know where i live......

Alex you only like that for boobs and me being dressed like a slut.

[Ross]

This is worrying cause you actually know where i live......

Alex you only like that for boobs and me being dressed like a slut.

It's not the dress that makes you a slut babe. srs. I love sluts. And you. I love slutty Steph. xx

[Steph_at_constella]

It's not the dress that makes you a slut babe. srs. I love sluts. And you. I love slutty Steph. xx

Thanks Ross.

[AlexB]

I have to agree with ross

Bunny girl or that star wars black milk dress are wins
Black milks less slutty but its skin tight so win :sweetheart:

[MuZiZZle]

someone post these?

share the bewbmeatz

[Brettles1986]

someone post these?

share the bewbmeatz

No truer word said

[Ross]

selected few perverts only. Alex and I get first dibbs. Alex drills the pilot hole, then I go full potato.

[AlexB]

Pilot hole??
You trying to imply im small cause theres posts on here by my ex i can find that state the opposite of that lolz

[JoeHindle]

I'd lick the back of Abu Hamza's ball sack to get a jolly on with Lacey.


This is sig worthy!! :panic:

[Ross]

Pilot hole??
You trying to imply im small cause theres posts on here by my ex i can find that state the opposite of that lolz

Lea technically isn't your ex. And his tight bumhole is not an accurate measurement of your weiner Alex. You know that.

[AlexB]

God damn it :(

[Steph_at_constella]

Pics or GTFO boys. Ill decide.

[Ross]

Pics or GTFO boys. Ill decide.

I do believe you've seen my cock already. In your dreams.

[craig180]

I do believe you've seen my cock already. In your dreams.

Can't miss it dangling freely from the middle of your forehead

[Ross]

Can't miss it dangling freely from the middle of your forehead

A dickhead joke? What are you? Like... 12? Yo mumma so fat... etc etc. Fucking hell Craig, move with the times. (unlike your taste in shitbox golfs)

[AlexB]

Haha craig ive not heard a line like that in years

Steph ill text you one if you really want hahaha

[Ross]

Haha craig ive not heard a line like that in years

Steph ill text you one if you really want hahaha

Text me too you asshole. Wtf kind of friend are you? Selfish!

[0rang3peel]

pictures of cocks just don't work, I mean take one flacid and look well.... flacid or take one erect and you just look like a complete pervert freak wielding a vein monster.

[craig180]

A dickhead joke? What are you? Like... 12? Yo mumma so fat... etc etc. Fucking hell Craig, move with the times. (unlike your taste in shitbox golfs)

Retro is cool. Get with the times old man ;)

[Brettles1986]

Text me too you asshole. Wtf kind of friend are you? Selfish!

I tried that once, message exceeded maximum size :homme:

[craig180]

I tried that once, message exceeded maximum size :homme:

He didn't want a picture of your arse did he?

[AlexB]

Text me too you asshole. Wtf kind of friend are you? Selfish!

Ok ok hang on ill take a special picture just for you xxxx :hug:

pictures of cocks just don't work, I mean take one flacid and look well.... flacid or take one erect and you just look like a complete pervert freak wielding a vein monster.

I am the latter so looking it isnt a problem

[Brettles1986]

He didn't want a picture of your arse did he?

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/1843857152/h302C407D/

[craig180]

Fail..

[Steph_at_constella]

I do believe you've seen my cock already. In your dreams.

More like in yours!

Haha craig ive not heard a line like that in years

Steph ill text you one if you really want hahaha

And no Alex, i think im ok without seeing your cock. Ive only just eaten.

[qrty]

someone post these?

share the bewbmeatz

http://i.imgur.com/3MiYxin.gif

[Ross]

Fail..

The only fail here is the complete lack of photos of Steph's tits ffs. Get back on topic - no more discussing alex's tiny pork sword - more clunge and tits. Steph? Do the honours please.

[Ross]

And no Alex, i think im ok without seeing your cock. Ive only just eaten.

And more to the point, your iphone doesn't have a retina screen, so you'd probably not make it out anyway...

[Steph_at_constella]

You want pictures of my boobs Ross, you have to work harder than that.

[AlexB]

And no Alex, i think im ok without seeing your cock. Ive only just eaten.

Itll make you want to eat again tbh ;)

[Steph_at_constella]

Itll make you want to eat again tbh ;)

Somehow i doubt that!

[AlexB]

Trust me youll want a mouth full of sausage lol

[Ross]

Trust me youll want a mouth full of sausage lol

I'm sure if you actually cleaned it once in a while Alex it'd be more appealing ;)

[Steph_at_constella]

I heard he has a case of special fried rice

[qrty]

I heard he has a case of special fried lice

.......;)

[AlexB]

Oh ffs
Just get your tits out steph

[craig180]

You want pictures of my boobs Ross, you have to work harder than that.

Ross is maxed out, he has nothing more to offer. Stamina? What's that?

[Steph_at_constella]

Ross is maxed out, he has nothing more to offer. Stamina? What's that?

No Boobs then. Blame Ross.

[AlexB]

:( :( :(

[GolfJay]

Stephen, who scare bigger? Yours of Robs? Lol

[holdawayt]

Stephen, who scare bigger? Yours of Robs? Lol

Are you fucking pissed?

[Steph_at_constella]

Stephen, who scare bigger? Yours of Robs? Lol


Errrr What?

[GolfJay]

Errrr What?

I have no idea what the fuck happened there. I'll try again...

Steph, who are bigger? Yours or Robs?

[Steph_at_constella]

I have no idea what the fuck happened there. I'll try again...

Steph, who are bigger? Yours or Robs?

My boobs definately. Robs rather slim haha i dont feed him very often lol

[Bedford126]

Stephen, who scare bigger? Yours of Robs? Lol

Jay- Lack of sugar since his last can of coke.

This thread is shit with no pics. The Ali is gay thread has more chest bollocks than this thread.

[GolfJay]

My boobs definately. Robs rather slim haha i dont feed him very often lol

I don't remember your boobs (in a none weird way) Lol

Mind you, I did spend a stupid amount of time in a cardboard box if you remember...

Jay- Lack of sugar since his last can of coke.

This thread is shit with no pics. The Ali is gay thread has more chest bollocks than this thread.

Only had 1 all day

[Ross]

Jay- Lack of sugar since his last can of coke.

This thread is shit with no pics. The Ali is gay thread has more chest bollocks than this thread.

Equally, Steph isn't a total slut/ASW like some of the girls mentioned in the Ali thread... ;) There's a reason photos will be a long time coming ;) (excuse the pun)

[Steph_at_constella]

I don't remember your boobs (in a none weird way) Lol

Mind you, I did spend a stupid amount of time in a cardboard box if you remember...




I remember that vividly. I think i nearly died of a heart attack!

Equally, Steph isn't a total slut/ASW like some of the girls mentioned in the Ali thread... ;) There's a reason photos will be a long time coming ;) (excuse the pun)

Thanks Ross :sweetheart:

[Bedford126]

Only had 1 all day

Can tell drink more.
Equally, Steph isn't a total slut/ASW like some of the girls mentioned in the Ali thread... ;) There's a reason photos will be a long time coming ;) (excuse the pun)

Still Shit thread. Nothing stopping you from posting pics of yours we all know you are the biggest Slut & ASW on this forum.

[GolfJay]

I remember that vividly. I think i nearly died of a heart attack!



It was a hilarious moment lol

[Ross]

Can tell drink more.


Still Shit thread. Nothing stopping you from posting pics of yours we all know you are the biggest Slut & ASW on this forum.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_RXKZEzxmUUQmwoxK1-XpBbj9fnZMjllcij6S8V4b5yRH3kGE9g

Save to your phone, then go tug one off in the toilets dreaming of sweaty underboob and folds of dave's girlfriends fishy clunge.

[AlexB]

Fucking lol

[matt_vtr_15a]

Shame I scared jojobunbun off the forum after breaking up and hacking her account to find the ratings the girl gave of the lads on the forum

haha i'm such a rascallll

She had motorboatable tits

[craig180]

Shame I scared jojobunbun off the forum after breaking up and hacking her account to find the ratings the girl gave of the lads on the forum

haha i'm such a rascallll

She had motorboatable tits

Indeed she did.....

Why did you break up again?

[qrty]

Ok, so I dug deep into the caverns of the sax-p archive and I present some old imagery...

Lacey

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/Lacey-lea/photoshoot/5616_148814080265_623915265_3832257_8332234_n.jpg

Jen

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=545&pictureid=5491

Who's adding Sarah and Steph? :innocent:

[craig180]

That's an old pic of Jen. She is pretty bang tidy now.

[qrty]

That's an old pic of Jen. She is pretty bang tidy now.

Without pictures how do we know you're not lying?....

[craig180]

I'd post pics but I'm not sure I'd be very popular...

[qrty]

I'd post pics but I'm not sure I'd be very popular...

So no change...hur hur hur

[Brettles1986]

That's an old pic of Jen. She is pretty bang tidy now.

Amen to that, she has been posting updated toning and weight loss pics lately and it's fair to say it has stayed in the places is should and gone in the places you would like to see it gone.

[matt_vtr_15a]

Indeed she did.....

Why did you break up again?


Excessively big love rod. She feared that if we carried on our relationship it would only lead to her developing a slack vagina...

[craig180]

Excessively big love rod. She feared that if we carried on our relationship it would only lead to her developing a slack vagina...

That's not the story I remember haha

[matt_vtr_15a]

That's not the story I remember haha

haha it's along those lines...


What if you have already motorboated a member that you would otherwise like to motorboat?

I'm a rascalllll

[MickyWelsh172]

Thought this was gonna hot up when them couple of picture's landed, hopefully more 'fap' material to 'cum' ??

[Steph_at_constella]

Thought this was gonna hot up when them couple of picture's landed, hopefully more 'fap' material to 'cum' ??

I think the boys who know me know what will happen if a picture of me with cleavage on show appears.......

[craig180]

I think the boys who know me know what will happen if a picture of me with cleavage on show appears.......

I don't know you, but I'm sure I could "source" a picture.....

[JoeHindle]

Without pictures how do we know you're not lying?....

Facebook is your friend Guy :homme:

[matt_vtr_15a]

I don't know you, but I'm sure I could "source" a picture.....

You source it, i'll post it...

[GolfJay]

I think the boys who know me know what will happen if a picture of me with cleavage on show appears.......

You know I was always up for a dare...

[Brettles1986]

You know I was always up for a dare...

Good, I dare you to fuck off :p

[Steph_at_constella]

You know I was always up for a dare...

Hahaha your funny

[craig180]

I have to say Steph, I preferred you with blonde hair

[Chr15]

I'd say lacey too but she blocked me on fb. Might be something to do with saying 'I would' on one of her photos haha

[Steph_at_constella]

I have to say Steph, I preferred you with blonde hair

Alot of people say that. I did like the blonde but it was pretty boring.

[McGuire86]

None :barf:

[AlexB]

I have to say Steph, I preferred you with blonde hair

I like the red

[Prickle]

That's an old pic of Jen. She is pretty bang tidy now.

Agreed. :drink:

[Steph_at_constella]

I like the red

Everyone knows you love the gingers.

[AlexB]

Not all gingers no

[Steph_at_constella]

Just your mum then?

[AlexB]

A mum joke
Really

Thats as bad as craigs dickhead comment the other day....

[jw1325]

Ok, so I dug deep into the caverns of the sax-p archive and I present some old imagery...

Lacey

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/Lacey-lea/photoshoot/5616_148814080265_623915265_3832257_8332234_n.jpg

Jen

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=545&pictureid=5491

Who's adding Sarah and Steph? :innocent:
Could you have dug any deeper.

Holy 2009!

[ed-bradley]

Still would.

[Jazz]

Jen

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=545&pictureid=5491


Who is the chubby-checker in the second pic? Still on here?

[jw1325]

Ok, so I dug deep into the caverns of the sax-p archive and I present some old imagery...

Lacey

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/Lacey-lea/photoshoot/5616_148814080265_623915265_3832257_8332234_n.jpg

Jen

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=545&pictureid=5491

Who's adding Sarah and Steph? :innocent:

Who is the chubby-checker in the second pic? Still on here?

Meee!! Ahaa.

[Jazz]

Oh shit my bad...

Sorry :y:

[jw1325]

Wee roly poly 19 year old me...

Not a patch on 23 year old boxer me :(

[saxoman1610]

jen is hot

[Jazz]

Wee roly poly 19 year old me...

Not a patch on 23 year old boxer me :(

... And how are you going to prove that?

[Yates]

awaits for jazz to write up a full review on how jen proves it

[Jazz]

awaits for jazz to write up a full review on how jen proves it

A review needs high resolution pictures.

[jw1325]

I do not feel obliged to prove it. I don't care either way ;)

[Jazz]

Oh but you should, if only to silence the doubters.

PM if you wish for confidentiality.

[Yates]

cant believe jazz is being a saxp sleaze. so cringe-worthy

[Jazz]

Shut up Matt.

I'm not a sleaze. Just curious, is all. hardly gonna pm pics now, is she?

[jw1325]

Oh but you should, if only to silence the doubters.

PM if you wish for confidentiality.

You're alright. I think I'm of an age where I don't need to message pictures to boys on a Saxo forum. Keep that to the new age ASW's that seems to be milling about.

Nice to know I'm remembered though ;)

[Jazz]

Lol I was only being a dick, comes with boredom.:y:

[Yates]

change your name to Sleaze in stead of Jazz ;)

[Jazz]

What can I say, boring bank holiday.

[jw1325]

Should know better than trying to troll / sleaze on veterans!

[Jazz]

I know, was a mere test ;)

[Yates]

Sleaze has been caught out and now blaming it on other things.

[Jazz]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m28ewi1q3T1qdw2jqo1_400.jpg

[Prickle]

Sleaze.

Pmsl.


suprised you arnt out in the Bimmer lapping up all the sun

[Jazz]

In the bodyshop getting new bumper. Some old bint reversed into it in sainsburys car park. Making the most though, CSL rear bumper and carbon-fibre diffuser while I'm at it, parts taking long to arrive :(

[jw1325]

In all seriousness, jw does it for me

N'aww...Always had a soft spot for you too Mr 180!

[ed-bradley]

Where are the tits?

[jw1325]

Attached to my chest where they've always been.

[ed-bradley]

Dem breasticles.


Dissapointed at the fact there is no Nip slip pictures..

[Cam]

In the bodyshop getting new bumper. Some old bint reversed into it in sainsburys car park. Making the most though, CSL rear bumper and carbon-fibre diffuser while I'm at it, parts taking long to arrive :(

Again?

Sure you said you spun it a few weeks back?

[Jazz]

Again?

Sure you said you spun it a few weeks back?

Same spin mate. Parts taking bloody ages to arrive, what happens when you order from abroad. The old lady bit was bullshit.

[saxo_scotty]

Ok, so I dug deep into the caverns of the sax-p archive and I present some old imagery...

Lacey

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/Lacey-lea/photoshoot/5616_148814080265_623915265_3832257_8332234_n.jpg

Jen

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=545&pictureid=5491

Who's adding Sarah and Steph? :innocent:


I'd motorboat both! :)

[Viper]

Attached to my chest where they've always been.

At least they're not by your knees! (yet)

[jw1325]

At least they're not by your knees! (yet)

They will not ever be anywhere near my knees! Surgery would be arranged before that ever happened.

[Viper]

They will not ever be anywhere near my knees! Surgery would be arranged before that ever happened.

To make your knees lower?

[griff_106]

I'd love to get my hands on Ross tbh. NOM NOM NOM ;) haha


Lacey

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/Lacey-lea/photoshoot/5616_148814080265_623915265_3832257_8332234_n.jpg


Bit off topic, but does anyone else see the resemblance between Lacey and Kaley Cuoco? Not bad to be fair... :clapping:

http://imageshack.us/a/img33/8987/kaleycuocowallpapershd.jpg

[MickyWelsh172]

Aye I can see the resemblance there too mate!!

[Viper]

Not really.

[Prickle]

No....

[jw1325]

Not really.

But you have sexed her in real life so you know what she REALLY looks like.

Just like you've seen me in real life, wheels in one hand, strongbow in the other, hanging round your neck.

[griff_106]

Aye I can see the resemblance there too mate!!

Glad it's not just me then matey! :hug:

Not really.

No....

It's in the eyes and mouth IMO. If that's a shit pic of Lacey as suggested in this thread (IIRC), I wouldn't mind seeing a better one tbh! ;)

[manta]

Averagely average.

It seems as soon as a bird joins a forum she's considered "hot" by all the male members.
lolololololol like i could do any better

[MickyWelsh172]

I'd never seen Jen before this thread, but seeing that photo, she's jumped to no.1 in my eyes.

SaxP queen

Haha.

[Lacey_106]

I'd choose Jen.

[DreamEater]

Current active users on this thread...

Lacey_106...

EDIT: Damn you! Posting before me!

[Lacey_106]

Current active users on this thread...

Lacey_106...

EDIT: Damn you! Posting before me!

I waited long enough to make sure I made you look like a prick. :homme:

[Prickle]

.

EDIT: Damn you! Posting before me!



Slow again. 2 fails in a space of 5 mins. Bad times

Pmsl.

[DreamEater]

I waited long enough to make sure I made you look like a prick. :homme:

oooooooh harsh!

You want to take those claws out of my back?

[Lacey_106]

oooooooh harsh!

You want to take those claws out of my back?

My claws are retracted. I'm only playing.

[DreamEater]

My claws are retracted. I'm only playing.

You on a nightshift?

[Lacey_106]

You on a nightshift?

Aren't we friends on fb? :panic:

I'm not working at the moment hence all the angst.

[DreamEater]

Aren't we friends on fb? :panic:

I'm not working at the moment hence all the angst.

We are...

[jw1325]

Me and Lacey making appearances again... How is Saxp going to handle that....

[Viper]

Me and Lacey making appearances again... How is Saxp going to handle that....

Are you ready for the PMs and desperate attempts to chat you up?

[craig180]

Me and Lacey making appearances again... How is Saxp going to handle that....

Sales of kleenex are going to spike for the time being.

Ps, Haiiiii

[jw1325]

Are you ready for the PMs and desperate attempts to chat you up?

My PM box is full! And shall stay that way!
Sales of kleenex are going to spike for the time being.

Ps, Haiiiii

Hullo Mr 180, long time no annoy!

[craig180]

Hullo Mr 180, long time no annoy!

How's our lovechild?

[Tringaling]

First time I pop back to Sax-P and this thread appears haha brilliant not a thing has changed

[Lacey_106]

First time I pop back to Sax-P and this thread appears haha brilliant not a thing has changed

Alright jack?


Also long time no speak Craigy :)

[Tringaling]

Alright jack?


Also long time no speak Craigy :)

Yeah yeah you alright?

Back at work yet?

[Lacey_106]

Yeah yeah you alright?

Back at work yet?

Next week! http://www.pic4ever.com/images/Banane21.gif :beer:

I was getting a bit poor.

[craig180]

Alright jack?


Also long time no speak Craigy :)

You haz bf now :(

[Lacey_106]

You haz bf now :(

So does Jen...

[craig180]

So does Jen...

Yeah but Jen is still a flirt when she has bf. You, you just go quiet...

[wadoryu]

Hey lacaaaaay :D

[Lacey_106]

Yeah but Jen is still a flirt when she has bf. You, you just go quiet...
:hug: I still miss those texts you used to send...


;)


http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/Lacey-lea/IMG_0612.png

Hey lacaaaaay :D
Alright darl?

[craig180]

Hahaha, I can't believe you still have that!

And I fail at spelling "some"

[wadoryu]

FLOL a Craig's text, yeah we're all good.
Just realised I haven't answered the motorboat yet, gotta be Sarah tbf.

[craig180]

FLOL a Craig's text, yeah we're all good.
Just realised I haven't answered the motorboat yet, gotta be Sarah tbf.

You'd drown.

[Tringaling]

When will I see you all again?

[Lacey_106]

Hahaha, I can't believe you still have that!

And I fail at spelling "some"

I'm trawling through my photobucket. Lets see what else I unearth :D

[wadoryu]

You'd drown.
What a way to go though?

[Lacey_106]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/Lacey-lea/5f3633a4.jpg

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/Lacey-lea/IMG_0675.jpg

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/Lacey-lea/IMG_0674.jpg

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p111/Lacey-lea/IMG_0660.jpg

[wadoryu]

Waaaay that is one sexy bitch on the right ;)

[qrty]

What a way to go though?

EPIC way to go tbf!

[craig180]

Waaaay that is one sexy bitch on the right ;)

And Joe looks like he has just escaped

[jw1325]

How's our lovechild?

Dead. Got bored if it so stopped feeding it and it died like a tamagotchi.

Yeah but Jen is still a flirt when she has bf. You, you just go quiet...

I am a disgusting flirt. But not with n00bs or gingers. Just bit manly veterans. Grrrr

[craig180]

Dead. Got bored if it so stopped feeding it and it died like a tamagotchi.



And there was me wondering why they had stopped taking maintenance payments from my bank account. Kudos.

[jw1325]

They're taking them from Peter's now since I've still got Maddie....

[Lacey_106]

They're taking them from Peter's now since I've still got Maddie....

Is Peter still alive? :shocked: