Technically what would happen if:

[chimnehp0ts]

You tried to tow a car with engine switched off while in gear with the handbrake on?

There have been disputes as to my car being kept on my drive (yes my own drive!!!!!) to the point where my mum has threatened tonight to move it off the drive with her car (discovery)

Out of interest what would happen to my car if she tried as surely all 4 wheels are "locked" from it being in gear with the handbrake applied?

[Aly]

this should be good

[Mochachino]

alsorts

[Bedford126]

Discovery would just drag the fuck out of it no matter in gear hand brake on even with you in it in reverse.

Torque + 4wd for the win when dragging.

[Aly]

alsorts

i saw the edit cheeky boy danny

[Mochachino]

i saw the edit cheeky boy danny

you're a quick one! Then realised he said with the engine off lol

[chimnehp0ts]

Discovery would just drag the fuck out of it no matter in gear hand brake on even with you in it in reverse.

Torque + 4wd for the win when dragging.

So basically some fucked tyres? well this could get interesting!

[LSOfreak]

the tow eye will snap and probably snap a hole in the rear bumper while it does it.

If not
it would just drag it out with none of the wheels moving, and would probably leave 4 scrape lines from the tires lol

I bet your mum wont do it

[Quick]

Your drive? Do you live with mummy still? Does Mummy own/rent/suck cock for the house?

[manta]

if she was clever she'd jack up the car and place it on baking trays, then drag the shed.

I'd do it for lolz

[chimnehp0ts]

Your drive? Do you live with mummy still? Does Mummy own/rent/suck cock for the house?

Dude I'm only 18!
Parents own the house but as my mums business runs from it people are in and out and with a discovery on the drive along with my car the only room left to park is on the road

[Mochachino]

so its her drive aswell not yours? lol

[Mochachino]

Dude I'm only 18!
Parents own the house but as my mums business runs from it people are in and out and with a discovery on the drive along with my car the only room left to park is on the road

Whats her 'business' ?! :panic: male clients?

[Quick]

Park on road, keep mummy happy. End of.

If it was yours then no problem.

[chimnehp0ts]

Whats her 'business' ?! :panic: male clients?

I walked into that.
She's a childcarer so anyone parking is here for all of 5 minutes anyway

[Mochachino]

I walked into that.
She's a childcarer so anyone parking is here for all of 5 minutes anyway

A Childcarer? Is that just in case the epolice are watching the forum?

I know what you mean though ;) 5minutes, she must do a good job, how much would she charge? Its 10" if that makes any difference.

[chimnehp0ts]

Park on road, keep mummy happy. End of.

If it was yours then no problem.

I'm being forced to park round the corner at a woman's house we own who's 36 year old son does not like me. Therefore I hate parking there. Can't legally leave my car on the road as I like next to a junction and near an industrial estate so it'll be taken out by a lorry within a day!

[chimnehp0ts]

A Childcarer? Is that just in case the epolice are watching the forum?

I know what you mean though ;) 5minutes, she must do a good job, how much would she charge? Its 10" if that makes any difference.

Fucking lol. This is parents picked up their kids...

[Mochachino]

Fucking lol. This is parents picked up their kids...

Im not going to even ask..

[TomT]

Either way it wont end well for you, but it's her fucking drive so if she doesn't want your car there move it

[Gandi699]

http://www.grahambethell.com/Discovery%20Train.jpg

in low range, a car with the hand brake on and in gear wont trouble one at all

[chimnehp0ts]

Im not going to even ask..

Do you even know what a childcarer is?

Parents bring their kids, fuck off to work, mum looks after them and they come back and pick em up.

[Mochachino]

http://www.grahambethell.com/Discovery%20Train.jpg

in low range, a car with the hand brake on and in gear wont trouble one at all

How do you know the train is in gear with the handbrake on? Need to have a fair comparison here.

[Mochachino]

Do you even know what a childcarer is?

Parents bring their kids, fuck off to work, mum looks after them and they come back and pick em up.

lol muppet

[Bedford126]

but it's her fucking drive

She fucks on the drive way too. Contact number of mum? Is the drive a local dogging spot?

[chimnehp0ts]

http://www.grahambethell.com/Discovery%20Train.jpg

in low range, a car with the hand brake on and in gear wont trouble one at all

That's good cos its a new type disco with electronic low range in. She has no idea how it works!

[manta]

That's good cos its a new type disco with electronic low range in. She has no idea how it works!

why does she own a car that she doesn't know how to operate?

[chimnehp0ts]

She fucks on the drive way too. Contact number of mum? Is the drive a local dogging spot?

07704133507

Take the local slags digits instead

[chimnehp0ts]

why does she own a car that she doesn't know how to operate?

I'm serious. She never is gonna use the off road shit so she never asked how to use it!

[Bedford126]

07704133507 Take the local slags digits instead

Its respectful to call her Mum not "The local slag".

[Prickle]

She fucks on the drive way too. Contact number of mum? Is the drive a local dogging spot?

this is probs her and her lad

http://www2.theladbible.com/sites/default/files/styles/full_photo/public/VvAVwsd.jpg

[chimnehp0ts]

Its respectful to call her Mum not "The local slag".

I be serious that's not my mums number. Some bitch I hate.

[Gandi699]

I'm serious. She never is gonna use the off road shit so she never asked how to use it!

*sigh*

[Bedford126]

I be serious that's not my mums number. Some bitch I hate.

You have Parental issues towards your mum mate.

[chimnehp0ts]

;)You have Parental issues towards your mum mate.

You're just jelly!

[manta]

I'm serious. She never is gonna use the off road shit so she never asked how to use it!

Why not just buy an estate then.

When people buy range rovers or disco "just bought it for the room inside"

WHY U NO BUY ESTATE!!

In all aspects it will be cheaper to own

[TomT]

Just text her saying Nathan's wrote a thread about you on a forum for Saxos, what a weirdo.

[Bedford126]

Just text her saying Nathan's wrote a thread about you on a forum for Saxos, what a weirdo.

I got one back saying "who the fuck is this but that's fucking huge" MMS for the win!!

[chimnehp0ts]

Why not just buy an estate then.

When people buy range rovers or disco "just bought it for the room inside"

WHY U NO BUY ESTATE!!

In all aspects it will be cheaper to own

Need the 7 seats so an estate wouldn't cut it

Just text her saying Nathan's wrote a thread about you on a forum for Saxos, what a weirdo.

I got one back saying "who the fuck is this but that's fucking huge" MMS for the win!!

If you did do this then I am laughing hard

[TomT]

I got one back saying "who the fuck is this but that's fucking huge" MMS for the win!!

You're on point tonight

[Bedford126]

You're on point tonight

It's deffo pointing after the pic she just sent me:y:

[TomT]

Send her this
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/708/6jkhtfjpg.gif

[AlexB]

If you were my child id put the tow rope over the car to the tow eye the other end and flip it

Ungrateful basterd
lol ive got 2 cars dumped on my mums drive

[D1zzyman]

probably something like this

http://youtu.be/cDoRmT0iRic?t=3m5s

your mum sounds too lenient, i would have got my ass whooped for that sort of behavior.

i suggest using an anchor.

[Yates]

really worth falling out and arguing with your mam about this? why dont you look into renting a council garage somewhere? My car always used to go in the garage at me mams house, then she bought a brand new car, only an i10 but she wanted it in the garage, as it was her house and her garage and drive, i just said ok. I didnt like my car on the drive, but wasnt going to argue.

If you have paid for everything in your life, always cooked your tea and shes done fuck all for you fair enough, but thats highly unlikely. Just show her some respect and move your car, im also guessing that her business, how ever legit or not legit it is, pays money so she can buy and cook you tea and keep that roof over your head.

You could always move out and get your own drive

[0rang3peel]

Just move your car you retard.

oh no the bigger boy down the road doesn't like me man up ffs

[josh89vtr]

I had three cars on my mums drive way all at the same time. None of them were running as I was taking parts off all of them to put on the rolling shell I had park end in the garden ;) came home from work one day and my loving mother without telling me had GIVEN them to the scrap man!! :( so be glad u only have to park ur car round the corner is all I gotta say

[PhilloVTR]

I can't fathom why you would post this on any forum to be honest. Maybe you only just got out of your nappies late last year

[Jungle]

It's not your drive it's your mums grow up, my car used to live in my dads garage, he recently told me he needed it, it now lives on the road until I sort MY OWN garage, no problem... Children these days...

[Manu]

Discovery would just drag the fuck out of it no matter in gear hand brake on even with you in it in reverse.

Torque + 4wd for the win when dragging.


about 2 weeks ago there was a (I think mk3 ) cortina racing it in my street, bright orange with additional rally headlights etc. The driver hit the floor on one of the speedbumps and then a huge bang followed by noises of bits going everywhere.

Car stuck in gear and 10 minutes later a beefy audi quattro towed it away. It sounded like a wounded, dying squealing pig when they took off, was hilarious. Probably killed his tyres in the process.

[GTuff]

Either way it wont end well for you, but it's her fucking drive so if she doesn't want your car there move it

ture story but tell that bitch to stop complaining get back in the kitchen and make you some pancake is she refuses slap her....

[baker556]

My dad towed me in my saxo he was in his discovery coming up to a roundabout he was coasting i put my brakes on locked up whilst the discovery still dragged me not in gear....this answers your question.

[stevo67]

Pics of said mum.

[Gandi699]

about 2 weeks ago there was a (I think mk3 ) cortina racing it in my street, bright orange with additional rally headlights etc. The driver hit the floor on one of the speedbumps and then a huge bang followed by noises of bits going everywhere.

Car stuck in gear and 10 minutes later a beefy audi quattro towed it away. It sounded like a wounded, dying squealing pig when they took off, was hilarious. Probably killed his tyres in the process.

You think they'd have at least taken the prop off or the half shafts out before towing it away

[Manu]

Of course, didn't make any sense that they chose to take off like that. On the other hand it was amazing to watch, absolutely ridiculous. That'll hopefully teach him to do 30 in a 30.

[hellonpluto]

You tried to tow a car with engine switched off while in gear with the handbrake on?

There have been disputes as to my car being kept on my drive (yes my own drive!!!!!) to the point where my mum has threatened tonight to move it off the drive with her car (discovery)

Out of interest what would happen to my car if she tried as surely all 4 wheels are "locked" from it being in gear with the handbrake applied?

LOL "your own drive" thats owned by your mommy and daddy? TROLOLOLOL

[chimnehp0ts]

It's deffo pointing after the pic she just sent me:y:

orly tell me more?

[Prickle]

*knock knock*

[Saxologist]

So, why can your mum just find your keys and move your car herself?

You're an ungrateful cunt who needs to grow up and respect all his mum has done for him, you only get one, being a dick will bite you in the nabs. As you are 18 she can literally tell you to fuck off out her house, then you'd be royally fucked

[chimnehp0ts]

So, why can your mum just find your keys and move your car herself?

You're an ungrateful cunt who needs to grow up and respect all his mum has done for him, you only get one, being a dick will bite you in the nabs. As you are 18 she can literally tell you to fuck off out her house, then you'd be royally fucked

Because she LOST the spare set last time she did.
Therefore I keep the only remaining key! I realise this and its all blown over now as the woman round the corner told me not to park there cos the neighbours complained about the times i come and go...

[Manu]

Isn't it a 30-40 quid to cut a spare key like, just in case?

[TomT]

Because she LOST the spare set last time she did.
Therefore I keep the only remaining key! I realise this and its all blown over now as the woman round the corner told me not to park there cos the neighbours complained about the times i come and go...

They're the ones you can tell to fuck off..

[chimnehp0ts]

Isn't it a fiver-ish to cut a spare key like, just in case?

I got the car with 1 key and because theyre all chipped for the central locking etc it cost me £60 for it to be coded and cut. Pisses me off that she loses it 2 weeks later...

They're the ones you can tell to fuck off..

As said I dislike her son but have no problem with her. When she told me the neighbours complained I said fair enough. Pisstake was though her calling her friend to park her car half blocking me in and then when i leave she moved it to the space for 5 days straight! AFAIK she never even asked to use her drive (its a row of terraced houses with a long space with enough room for them to have 1 car EACH. this woman doesnt drive.

[Saxologist]

Someone could park 50 cars all down the road, as long as they are taxed and insured, nothing you can do about it (as long as they aren't blocking dropped curbs or pathways)

Find somewhere else to park?

Pay to have the other half of your garden made into a driveway? I doubt your house is one car thick

[Manu]

I got the car with 1 key and because theyre all chipped for the central locking etc it cost me £60 for it to be coded and cut. Pisses me off that she loses it 2 weeks later...

That's between you and her, meanwhile it's clearly a case of having one key only. From that point you can potentially and obviously end up in a few unpleasant situations.

One of my mates lost his only key, cost him £400 worth of flatbed for commuting back home then get his V5 and a new key cut.

[Saxologist]

Could calm down and eat a cake?

[chimnehp0ts]

Non up to date photo of the front of my house.
Changes:
Car is now a discovery
Garage has now been extended forwards so it sits level with the rest of the front of the house so when my car is parked on my drive the back of the car sits level to the pavement. (This is what started the arguement as its been done 2 months)
Grass in front is now a muddy and rutty so parking a car on it would warrant it being stuck when it rains.
Oh and before anyone says to put my car in the garage i cant. my dads car (which literally never moves) is in there and is also a people carrier.

http://i1326.photobucket.com/albums/u659/chimnehp0ts/maps_zpsf5cbe803.png[/URL]

[Saxologist]

Right on a junction, pretty crap place to love really

Park next to the hedge where A is?

10m back from junction obviously

[chimnehp0ts]

Right on a junction, pretty crap place to love really

Park next to the hedge where A is?

10m back from junction obviously

someone already parks there (some dude who lives round there who has a car of his own, company van and his wifes car) so the van and car sit on that corner and buses come round there or id have looked at that. then further up is someone elses drive. pretty lost for options really.
could park it round the corner but that road is quite rough and its not a good place to park with trucks and buses!

edit: mean round the corner on the road.

[Ali123]

I got one back saying "who the fuck is this but that's fucking huge" MMS for the win!!

hahahaah! you and your witty comments never fail to amuse me !

[Jungle]

I still don't see how it is your mums, your neighbours or SaxPs problem that you can't park your car on your mums drive.....???

[12u55]

Why not park on the gravel track opposite?

[chimnehp0ts]

Why not park on the gravel track opposite?

Its not ACTUALLY a gravel track. I shows on the map as one but its actually someones drive that leads to a derelict scrap yard!

[Ross]

All I got to say about this is:

http://static.tumblr.com/5gvdzdt/nOVm9808e/image.jpg

This didn't end well for you Nathan, did it ;) http://106owners.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?240237-chimnehp0ts-%28Nathan%29-Norwich-LOL

[iVTR]

Fucking lol thread of win :y:

[MartinObviously]

orly tell me more?

"bitch you hate" but now you want nekkid pics :homme:

And you're complaining about your mums driveway.


Guess what. I live at home, the drveway belongs to my mum... wait for it...

she has no car! Drive is all mine hahahahahahahahahahahahaah


hahahahahahahahahahahahaa
ha

yeah.

[mechsman]

http://www.grahambethell.com/Discovery%20Train.jpg

in low range, a car with the hand brake on and in gear wont trouble one at all

Unless that disco has a bootfull of air tanks and honking great compressor, it'll never move that lot. Pretty sure the rate of acceleration will be crap as well, as there isn't enough traction to transmit more than a fraction of the available power to the track. Also, in the wet it would just fail.

In answer to the OP's qestion, even with a new shape disco, it'll have more than enough torque to simply drag the saxo wherever. If it's in first either the clutch will slip, the tires will slide, the engine will turn the wrong way, or it'll blow a drive shaft. Back wheels will either turn against the brakes, or the tires will slide.

[Gandi699]

Unless that disco has a bootfull of air tanks and honking great compressor, it'll never move that lot. Pretty sure the rate of acceleration will be crap as well, as there isn't enough traction to transmit more than a fraction of the available power to the track. Also, in the wet it would just fail.



Obviously it was a setup for when the 200tdi discovery was released in 1989. I had a land rover mag a few years back that covered it, 130 tonnes the carriages weighed and it did move it but it wouldnt have been quick. More a PR stunt that anything but still

[Ross]

Obviously it was a setup for when the 200tdi discovery was released in 1989. I had a land rover mag a few years back that covered it, 130 tonnes the carriages weighed and it did move it but it wouldnt have been quick. More a PR stunt that anything but still

Two men could pull that train, so a disco shouldn't have too big an issue.

[Matty16v]

I am confused here, is OP trolling or is everyone else just being a cunt?

[Ross]

I am confused here, is OP trolling or is everyone else just being a cunt?

If it's a normal day at saxp towers... then both.

[stevo67]

If it's a normal day at saxp towers... then both.

Do we have normal days on sax-p lol:panic:?

[Matty16v]

If it's a normal day at saxp towers... then both.

Ahhh crack on!

The best trolls are the 1's that are never caught or identified ;)

[Ross]

Ahhh crack on!

The best trolls are the 1's that are never caught or identified ;)

Yeah. Did someone mention thread tags yet? ;)

[Matty16v]

Yeah. Did someone mention thread tags yet? ;)

HAhahahahaha "mummy hates me"

What happened to VTRSARAHSWEATERHAMS:p

[mechsman]

Obviously it was a setup for when the 200tdi discovery was released in 1989. I had a land rover mag a few years back that covered it, 130 tonnes the carriages weighed and it did move it but it wouldnt have been quick. More a PR stunt that anything but still

Agreed. I saw a defender 130 double cab with a road rail conversion a while back. Looked a right beast. Not denying the disco would move them as long as the brakes were released, which is why you need a sh*tload of air tanks. I'd worry more about stopping that load rather than starting it though.

The new unimog's are regularly used as shunter locos within industrial complexes. I've seen one pushing 6 or 7 fully loaded tankers around with ease, and the rate of acceleration was pretty decent as well. The entire bed of the mog was full of air tanks to run the train brakes.

Two men could pull that train, so a disco shouldn't have too big an issue.

True, but given the small rail/tire contact patch (look how much the disco is actually jacked up), even in 4wd, the avaliable traction will mean a pretty light right foot is required, even more so in the wet.

[Saxo_Ross]

this is so lol!! tell me if she does it haha

[chimnehp0ts]

this is so lol!! tell me if she does it haha

have said its sorted now. woman told me to get the fuck off her drive :y:

[griff_106]

Haha think the OP needs to grow up and get out more, but this thread was priceless having read through it. The tags are legendary! :y: lol

[RustySkull]

It would just drag it, the engine would keep turning over and the back wheels will either skid or roll depending how good the handbreak is lol

[Matty16v]

OP, did mommy tow you?

[0rang3peel]

hahahah at the tags on this.

[nickhead]

5 pages and no pics of his mum or 'the bitch that he hates'!?!

[wullvfr]

Why does your maw want the car removed from the drive?

Does she have a legit reason or is she being an absolute erse for no reason.

[chimnehp0ts]

nigs be bumping and grinding this shizzle

[griff_106]

nigs be bumping and grinding this shizzle

Are you some sort of idiot? I mean, seriously?

Oh wait, you just drive a Fiesta. That'll be why. Here fishy, fishy... trolololol.

[MartinObviously]

Are you some sort of idiot? I mean, seriously?

Oh wait, you just drive a Fiesta. That'll be why. Here fishy, fishy... trolololol.

Yeah I agree, he is a bit of a retard. He also drives Ford, but the FOC don't like him so he comes back here to bump old threads and start pointless ones because we have the best banter.

[chimnehp0ts]

Yeah I agree, he is a bit of a retard. He also drives Ford, but the FOC don't like him so he comes back here to bump old threads and start pointless ones because we have the best banter.

i find it amusing you still use sax-p

Are you some sort of idiot? I mean, seriously?

Oh wait, you just drive a Fiesta. That'll be why. Here fishy, fishy... trolololol.

yawn been there heard that would rather not be stuck in a french shed.

[MartinObviously]

i find it amusing you still use sax-p



yawn been there heard that would rather not be stuck in a french shed.

My car is more of a Saxo than yours :p being a 106.

I did own a red 1.1 Saxo for a very short period of time. It had a yellow gearknob and multicoloured seat belts.

Ford is about as shed as it gets, less power than quoted and poor gearboxes. what you want is a mk1 fiesta, and stick an RS2000 engine.

[BenPUG106]

Why do you always make pointless threads?

[MartinObviously]

Why do you always make pointless threads?

*posts

Not just threads, every single post.

Even I've not started a pointless thread in a long time :hug:

[BenPUG106]

Everything he says is shit. I actually came over here from owners to get away from him. I had a few days freedom then he turns up. Cock!

[manta]

Everything he says is shit. I actually came over here from owners to get away from him. I had a few days freedom then he turns up. Cock!

lol forum hate

[BenPUG106]

lol forum hate

When you've seen his shit for years you'll understand. It is forum hate! Thank fuck I've never met him! Haha

[manta]

Fair enough.

Seems a bit of a beg tbf.

People on forums are weird, I hope never to meet some.

[griff_106]

yawn been there heard that would rather not be stuck in a french shed.

This coming from the person that's 'Hitting Duratec' in a Fiesta that's been round the world and back 5 times with your mileage. Yeah alright mate.

Go back to Mummy and see if she loves you. No other fucker does.

[BenPUG106]

He is. I met a few good people on owners who are actually friends now. You also come across some tossers. Nathan for example. Anything for a bit of attention. Must be a lonely, unloved little boy.

[Giraffe]

Chilllllll winston

[dontpannic]

This coming from the person that's 'Hitting Duratec' in a Fiesta that's been round the world and back 5 times with your mileage. Yeah alright mate.

Go back to Mummy and see if she loves you. No other fucker does.

Hitting Duratec?

Clubbing his engine with a bat doesn't count. Duratec is the name of the engine.

[Jizanthapus]

Hitting Duratec?

Clubbing his engine with a bat doesn't count. Duratec is the name of the engine.

Yeah....pretty sure it was a joke?

[Giraffe]

Hitting Duratec?

Clubbing his engine with a bat doesn't count. Duratec is the name of the engine.

Fucking hell, its a piss take on the hitting vtec thing, pretty sure I have seen hitting ecotec as well.

[Gandi699]

Pauper spec fiesta. No thanks

[Giraffe]

Pauper spec fiesta. No thanks

Pauper spec fiesta or 1.2 corsa d?

[griff_106]

He is. I met a few good people on owners who are actually friends now. You also come across some tossers. Nathan for example. Anything for a bit of attention. Must be a lonely, unloved little boy.

Oh right who's that? Can't say I have tbh ;) haha.

Hitting Duratec?

Clubbing his engine with a bat doesn't count. Duratec is the name of the engine.

Yeah....pretty sure it was a joke?

Erm, yeah - it was a joke mate :y:

Pauper spec fiesta or 1.2 corsa d?

I'd rather walk :p haha.

[MartinObviously]

I hit EcoTec in my Dads V6 vectra b today :y:

BWARRRRRP! psssssssh (that's the oil coming out)

[hard_corejoeboy]

You tried to tow a car with engine switched off while in gear with the handbrake on?

There have been disputes as to my car being kept on my drive (yes my own drive!!!!!) to the point where my mum has threatened tonight to move it off the drive with her car (discovery)

Out of interest what would happen to my car if she tried as surely all 4 wheels are "locked" from it being in gear with the handbrake applied?

Its not your own drive. Its your parents. Have some respect.

[Yates]

Just a bit late hard core blow job

[manta]

Its not your own drive. Its your parents. Have some respect.

It's YOUR car. It's YOUR gti. Buy Bilstein.

[chimnehp0ts]

He is. I met a few good people on owners who are actually friends now. You also come across some tossers. Nathan for example. Anything for a bit of attention. Must be a lonely, unloved little boy.

you seemed an alright person, then people got banned because the mods were being bellends on owners and you jumped on the bandwagon with every fucker else.

[BenPUG106]

So did you. Then you became an attention seeker with useless posts and you clearly made the same impression here as you have on owners. It's no bandwagon. Just facts.

[chimnehp0ts]

I admit at one point i was a bellend posting random crap, not nowadays.
When I had the pug I only had a part time job and always was sat twiddling my thumbs or writing shit on owners, now I have a full time job those days are gone. That combined with the fact that of course I use FOC and love4ford more (for obvious reasons) means that ive actually grown the fuck up. Could ask a number of people that!

[BenPUG106]

I'm not in full time work I don't just sit on a forum posting shit. Lol
Either way this thread says different. Unless you've grown up since then

[Cam]

Get a room girls.

[chimnehp0ts]

I'm not in full time work I don't just sit on a forum posting shit. Lol
Either way this thread says different. Unless you've grown up since then

Yes, and it was a proper job that did that. Not working in some shitty chinese takeaway a few nights a week. In fact I handed my notice in there yesterday...

For the reason that I was a twat on there, yes I regret joining owners but in the way I still talk to a few people off there (not many I admit) I dont regret it.

[MartinObviously]

Yes, and it was a proper job that did that. Not working in some shitty chinese takeaway a few nights a week. In fact I handed my notice in there yesterday...

For the reason that I was a twat on there, yes I regret joining owners but in the way I still talk to a few people off there (not many I admit) I dont regret it.

I can put your name forward for un-joining if you like? :)

[Prickle]

Get a room girls.

Agreed.

God sakes

:homme:

[chimnehp0ts]

I can put your name forward for un-joining if you like? :)

no.

as said the becoming a cunt part is the bit i hated
everyone i still talk to off there is perfectly reasonable

[MartinObviously]

no.

as said the becoming a cunt part is the bit i hated
everyone i still talk to off there is perfectly reasonable

So you hate yourself?

You got everyone on Facebook anyways :homme: now gtfo kthx bai :fcuk:

[Giraffe]

So you hate yourself?

You got everyone on Facebook anyways :homme: now gtfo kthx bai :fcuk:

You should be ashamed of yourself, talking like a 13 year old nerd who has only ever played computer games and thinking it is cool... Just wow.

[Jizanthapus]

Just a bit late hard core blow job

Haha that's how I read it every time! I physically can't say it how it is spelt.

Also, fords are terrible cars I would never buy another

[MartinObviously]

You should be ashamed of yourself, talking like a 13 year old nerd who has only ever played computer games and thinking it is cool... Just wow.

I have to put it in his language, so it is easier for him to decipher. :y:

I always type in full, even on IRC.

[Jizanthapus]

I always type in full, even on IRC.

You hypocrite. What is irc?

[Brendan]

You hypocrite. What is irc?

Internet Relay Chat

[Jizanthapus]

And that is........??

[MartinObviously]

And that is........??

This is an IRC

http://i44.tinypic.com/27wwpqc.png

A bit dead this evening, but you get the idea.

[chimnehp0ts]

Also, fords are terrible cars I would never buy another

Reliable though.
Small price to pay is no comfort or real fun (because no power)

[Jizanthapus]

This is an IRC:A:

A bit dead this evening, but you get the idea.

Still don't understand lol. Is it just like a large, random internet chatroom? Is it a website or program you download?

Reliable though.
Small price to pay is no comfort or real fun (because no power)

Not in my experience. Expensive to fix, extortionate prices on parts, complicated to work on.
But it was comfy and had a bit of poke - they were the only plus points I found. That was a Mondeo.

[MartinObviously]

Still don't understand lol. Is it just like a large, random internet chatroom? Is it a website or program you download?



Not in my experience. Expensive to fix, extortionate prices on parts, complicated to work on.
But it was comfy and had a bit of poke - they were the only plus points I found. That was a Mondeo.

Well, it's a chat room, there are servers. (freenode.net etc)

Servers contain channels.

Each channel contains at least one operator, who can moderate.

Channels have topics, which tells you what they're about or info relating to channel such as rules.

Each user has a unique nick and ID - which makes it easy to get info relating to physical location of a user trying to attack etc.


So it's a good way to chat :) fuck this facebook shit :homme: IRC has been around since internet.

[Jizanthapus]

I'm not old an old fogey but that seems wayyyyy too complicated for me ha. Is it sort of more complex version of reddit? Kind of?


Each user has a unique nick and ID - which makes it easy to get info relating to physical location of a user trying to attack etc.

So it's a good way to chat :) fuck this facebook shit :homme: IRC has been around since internet.

I don't get this bit either! You saying if someone attacks another user you can find out their location? And how is it a good way to chat if people attack you and can track you down?! Sounds scary to me...

[MartinObviously]

I'm not old an old fogey but that seems wayyyyy too complicated for me ha. Is it sort of more complex version of reddit? Kind of?



I don't get this bit either! You saying if someone attacks another user you can find out their location? And how is it a good way to chat if people attack you and can track you down?! Sounds scary to me...

Not an exact location, no :homme: info is used to create a ban on that user from a certain area if they cause hassle. which makes it harder to ban walk :P

It's not like reddit at all. IRC is plain text. There is no user interface at all, no windows - an IRC client does that for you to make it easier to use.

[griff_106]

Reliable though.
Small price to pay is no comfort or real fun (because no power)

I'm really not a fan of Fiesta's - no offence lol. I always get the feeling that they're just built for the sake of it and have no real personality. I do quite like the Mazda 2 though tbf, which is basically just a Fiesta in a fancy frock. The only Ford I'd buy is an ST or RS/500 Focus... and that'd have to be running silly power and sound like a Quattro to get my attention lol.

[adamm]

Discovery would spin all 4 wheels up..

Edit- Fail, only just saw the thread was posted in april and only responded tp the OP.

[MartinObviously]

I'm not in full time work I don't just sit on a forum posting shit. Lol
Either way this thread says different. Unless you've grown up since then

wat u on abt sucka, i typ liek dis so ppl know im not srs. It's like when anuva saxo gets crushed innit. gimme thanks if dat makes you crie evry tiem.

[BenPUG106]

Sounds good

[chimnehp0ts]

I'm really not a fan of Fiesta's - no offence lol. I always get the feeling that they're just built for the sake of it and have no real personality. I do quite like the Mazda 2 though tbf, which is basically just a Fiesta in a fancy frock. The only Ford I'd buy is an ST or RS/500 Focus... and that'd have to be running silly power and sound like a Quattro to get my attention lol.

mountune kitted focus st mmmmmmmmmmm!!!

[griff_106]

mountune kitted focus st mmmmmmmmmmm!!!

They do sound the tits tbf. My best mate just had a decatted and stage 1 with Mountune bits Focus RS500 in his unit for a detail (well, as far as you can go with one of those things with wrap on there) prepping it for Ford Fair and my GOD it sounded awesome. I gave it a bit of a rev and made a bit of a mess of the seat if I'm honest... :oops: haha

[dontpannic]

Yeah....pretty sure it was a joke?

I'm aware of this, obviously griff was quoting something the OP said in the past so was indirectly aimed at OP. Humours lost on some people.


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[MartinObviously]

What is humour?