I got in the van earlier and found....

[MikeCracknell]

this:

http://www.michael-cracknell.co.uk/doggy.jpg

Even on the most frustrating, difficult days, where customers call you a fcuking bastard for driving past their house at 15MPH ("too fast"), where it pisses with rain and you get a wee bit damp, and when that package for Mr Titchmarsh is sooooo heavy, you can't lift it lol, coming back to find that in the van melted away all that anger, and may me want to take him away with me!! (Next time, I will shut the side door lol)

[Robb]

*Shakes head*


Kids these days...

[James]

Same doggie my gran used to have but sadlly it passed away... Great dogs them. HUGE ears :P

[BLUE_DEVIL]

Where did you have to deliver it to Mike? Was there a return address? LOL

[MikeCracknell]

Where did you have to deliver it to Mike? Was there a return address? LOL

I was in the middle of nowhere, up Mrs Hoofa Doofa Snob's drive (10 miles long), got out with her £5 billion piece of something or other, and the doggy jumped in the side door when I was at door.....

I wish I could have a doggy, it was soooooooooooo nice!!!

[Luke]

Awww bless :P

[Martsax]

Why didnt you take it then? God

[Dan]

Do you have your camera everywhere Mike or was that off your phone?

[Yates]

Same doggie my gran used to have but sadlly it passed away... Great dogs them. HUGE ears :P

it didnt, mike came and out it in his van

[MikeCracknell]

Do you have your camera everywhere Mike or was that off your phone?

Camera phone, but as my massive Air Scotland jackpot taught me - ALWAYS have a camera with you!

[Martsax]

Could you please explain that story then Mike Crack n all?

[MikeCracknell]

Could you please explain that story then Mike Crack n all?

Air Scotlands only plane is "missing" and no one knows where it is, I discver it in an airfield in Hampshire. Ring up Daily Record who have the story on the front page. They ask me to take a photo and e-mail it tothem. Gets printed and I get £1k commision :A:

[Martsax]

Can i see this picaturageg?PM it me you luckie sod

[s60tsy]

you should of pinched it and asked for a ransom! another bag of sand ;)

[Martsax]

I bet you what...that dog is missing,and some porr kiddie is crying for he doggie woggie.This could havebeen the last picture take of the dog.Time to ring up the Daily Record again i think Crack n hole :D:

[BLUE_DEVIL]

This one Mike?1500

[VTR_BOY]

what daily record,i.e day??
i never seen it,your a jammy sod mike!!!spend the money on your car,you shoulda kept the doggy

[Martsax]

Sorry but how the hell do you loose a plane?
"This is Scotland Control tower to Macnhester tower...we seem to have....lost our only plane.....over"
How do you loose this?
http://www.caledoniacalling.com/uploaded_images/air-712515.jpg

[BLUE_DEVIL]

you shoulda kept the doggy
.... and held it for randsome! LOL

[s60tsy]

depends if theres a suicide bomber onboard without seethrough hand baggage

[Martsax]

It wouldnt leave manchester for a good few hours delay then.Or if it had any asian passengers on board at all,theyd be taken of casue of some suspicious passengers....

[LittleDude101]

How do you lose a plane??

cool dog, should have kept it

[hesslevtr]

oi littledude get your own avitar

nice dog

[liamk15]

keith lard???

[Martsax]

Keith Who?

[speedyvtr]

cute dog and ill carry a camera with me from now on.

[Martsax]

I think you've started off a whole new bree of Dave G's Cracknell....fool...lol

[liamk15]

Keith Who?

a character off phoenix nights, used to fuck dogs lol

;)

[Martsax]

Keith Cracknell? :D:

[liamk15]

Keith Cracknell? :D:

LOL





Mike dont take any offensive to none off this BTW :thumbup:

[LittleDude101]

oi littledude get your own avitar

You've just noticed? lol... ive had it for ages, plus dont have another one :thumbup:

[Martsax]

Liam why you think the passenger side seat is folded upward and the dogs arse end is facing the door?Easy acces pick me up bewteen deliveries for Mike.....:D:

[liamk15]

looks like its in pain aswel