stus16vsaxo
1st December 2003, 15:41
A MAN MEETS A WOMAN IN CLUB AND THEY DECIDE TO EXCHANGE PHONE NUMBERS. THE NEXT DAY THE MAN RINGS THE WOMAN AND SHE AGREES TO LET HIM ROUND TO HER FLAT FOR SEX. THE MAN ARRIVES AT HER FLAT LATER THAT DAY AND SHE LETS HIM IN. AS THEY PREPARE TO HAVE SEX THE WOMAN SAYS TO THE MAN.
"I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE BEFORE WE HAVE SEX, I HAVE GOT NO TITS" AND SHE TAKES HER TOP OFF AND SHOWS HIM. THE MAN THEN SAYS "ITS OK, I ALSO HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE, I HAVE A BABY DICK" HE THEN DROPS HIS PANTS AND SHOWS HER, SHE SAYS "F**k ME I THOUGHT YOU HAD A BABY D**K!!! ITS THE BIGGEST D**K IVE EVER SEEN" HE SAYS " I HAVE 9 pound AND 7 ounces "
"I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE BEFORE WE HAVE SEX, I HAVE GOT NO TITS" AND SHE TAKES HER TOP OFF AND SHOWS HIM. THE MAN THEN SAYS "ITS OK, I ALSO HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE, I HAVE A BABY DICK" HE THEN DROPS HIS PANTS AND SHOWS HER, SHE SAYS "F**k ME I THOUGHT YOU HAD A BABY D**K!!! ITS THE BIGGEST D**K IVE EVER SEEN" HE SAYS " I HAVE 9 pound AND 7 ounces "