How sad do you feel...

[12u55]

How sad do you feel after you've spent all day cleaning your pride and joy, and some mother fucking pigeon and it's mate shit all over your car.

Anyone got any tips for bird shite besides killing the bastard out the tree?

Just tidied all my kit away just for me to grab the hose again. It's annoying as i've got a layer of wax curing on it atm.

[stevo67]

If its fresh then just hose off,I know the feeling though.

[Ash91]

I feel your pain mate not too long ago I spent about 4 hours getting all the tar off the bottom of my doors and side skirts polished and waxed them multiple times and the first time I went out I accidently drove through some blue paint that covered both sides of my car I was devestated to say the least.

[12u55]

Ahh paint, that really gets on my nerves. Kids that do it deliberately though. That when it helps to have layers of wax on, makes it easier for the crud to come off.

[josh11490]

It's worse when you walk out the house, look at the front of your car and realise some wanker has been sick all over it! Ffs.

Lets go get the cleaning kit out -_-

[Rave-nhill]

It's worse when you walk out the house, look at the front of your car and realise some wanker has been sick all over it! Ffs.

Lets go get the cleaning kit out -_-

Lmfao Josh! Ive never had that one!

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[josh11490]

Lmfao Josh! Ive never had that one!

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You don't want it either I was lucky tbh, Some times it can damage the paint because its acidic. But all was good haha.

Annoying thing is, there another 15 cars in the street, why be sick on the nicest ;) and not the merc across the road lol

[12u55]

Caught the bastard at it today...
http://i1054.photobucket.com/albums/s488/12u55/brave_zps96bab4ba.jpg (http://s1054.photobucket.com/user/12u55/media/brave_zps96bab4ba.jpg.html)
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Bloody chicks and hatchlings.

[LSOfreak]

lol is that said bird shit on the window?

[12u55]

Tiny bit on the window, which comes off with a wet cloth, but my bonnet often gets crapped on by them, and the roof, well...

[Chief]

It's worse when you walk out the house, look at the front of your car and realise some wanker has been sick all over it! Ffs.

Lets go get the cleaning kit out -_-


:zainy: Jesus. I'd hate to live where you are! Who the fuck does that? haha.

[blackie_2k5]

Do t park under trees and telegraph poles etc, minimise the risk then

[Manu]

Had it last week. Spend an entire morning detailing and waxing etc. The next morning, and it was covered in bird shit. I had thoughts of birdocide going through my mind.

[Brettles1986]

Cover it in layer upon layer of cling film