Best man speech...

[CraigLovelock]

So, doing a best mans speech soon for my brother.

Want something a bit different, not the normal gags etc...

Any help? ;)

[Randyransford91]

Good luck pal. I've got mine in Oct for my cousins wedding, tbh I haven't got a clue!

[Cam]

Just say you can understand why his married her she tastes nice..

[Hazmanscoop]

Open with "I prepared a few lines, but me and the lads snorted them in the toilets"

[Bedford126]

"My brother is just drilling the pilot hole.":clapping:

[Yates]

I don't want the speech to be to short or to long so I thought I'd make it last as long as the groom does in bed. So here's to the bride and groom.

[Cam]

Fucking LOL at all 3 above!

[willsy]

"My brother is just drilling the pilot hole.":clapping:

Haha the reaction from that would be priceless :-)