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danwilliams9
9th June 2013, 11:43
Hello,

So off to IOW Festival on Thursday!!


What are some essentials that I need to take to a festival??

Cheers

Gabbastard
9th June 2013, 11:44
A knife, to stab all the wankers.

0rang3peel
9th June 2013, 13:02
I'm also off to IOW this thursday, I have a huge communist Russian flag so look out for it and come say Hi if you see me.

I went last year and it was the wettest fest I've ever been to.

As for taking - take booze, tent, shit rain cover thing (£1 from poundland), inflatable pillow from poundland, narcotics, bit of food and a shit load of cash it will be at least £4 a pint.

I'd recommend sleeping on your phone/wallet because it's pretty common for people to come around tents looking for people knocked out/sleeping and rob them, if they look in the tent and you're awake they will just say "oh sorry wrong tent" and move on.

m11ler
9th June 2013, 13:14
Wellies. Something i always wish i brought, but never do.

Viper
9th June 2013, 13:17
I always have a big Maglite torch in my tent for the exact reason Mr Orange just mentioned. Anyone comes in the tent then you can batter them with it. Same for any twats who jump/fall on the tent.

m11ler
9th June 2013, 14:35
I always have a big Maglite torch in my tent for the exact reason Mr Orange just mentioned. Anyone comes in the tent then you can batter them with it. Same for any twats who jump/fall on the tent.

Don't forget it also works as a handy way of illuminating your path to the nearest piss bush.

0rang3peel
9th June 2013, 14:37
Don't forget it also works as a handy way of illuminating your path to the nearest piss bush.

Fuck that, always in the bottle :oops:

Mochachino
9th June 2013, 15:13
E's, ket, coke and mushrooms

Pieface
9th June 2013, 15:47
If you want some luxury take your own toilet paper

12u55
9th June 2013, 16:49
Water carrier, to save you walking back and forth from the water spout with just a c0ke bottle.
Lots of scooby snacks, flapjacks, food you can eat cold, beans, boil in the bag stuff (it's always already cooked)
Tp is a must, Failing that, go to your local millets and buy everything.

Sam
9th June 2013, 18:41
I went V last year and my whole tent got stolen! So maybe a spare tent :)

Cash because the cash machines charge about £3 to withdraw cash.

smiith
9th June 2013, 19:12
I went V last year and my whole tent got stolen! So maybe a spare tent :)


I'll be honest, i have stolen a tent at a festival.

12u55
9th June 2013, 20:27
Smith. Cheap bastard, you shoulda just climbed in with a drunk woman... after all women love your penis no?

smiith
9th June 2013, 20:30
Smith. Cheap bastard, you shoulda just climbed in with a drunk woman... after all women love your penis no?

I'd been there an hour, i got a weekend ticket 25 minutes before we set off.. Stealing was the easiest option.. Find a spot with not many people, and an empty tent, and its yours..

Who will find it again among millions?

Gabbastard
9th June 2013, 20:31
I'll be honest, i have stolen a tent at a festival.

Theres a reason I said in post #2 to take a knife.

smiith
9th June 2013, 20:47
Theres a reason I said in post #2 to take a knife.

i wouldn't steal the occupant aswell...

TomT
9th June 2013, 20:50
Theres a reason I said in post #2 to take a knife.

Lol I think he might have moved it not just decided it was his

Viper
9th June 2013, 21:19
Take ear plugs as well. It was the best thing I took with me last time I camped at Download.

No more camping for me. Hotel is the best way :cool:

Syphillis
9th June 2013, 21:22
Lol I think he might have moved it not just decided it was his

^ Visions of the owner coming back and seeing Smiith sat with a flag proclaiming the tent as conquered.


My advice for the KEY items would be wellies, TP, a towel (though every festival I've been to I end up dirtier after the shower -.-) and a fair bit of spare clothing. It always rains hard and you always get covered in mud, a few spare pairs of jeans is like gold-dust as far as I'm concerned.

Oh and if you're going in a group, this year we are chipping in to buy a £30 marquee so if it does rain we can still sit on chairs outside. £2-3 each so we'll just leave it there, whenever I wonder around at festivals I always end up wishing I had one there.

EwynSaxo
10th June 2013, 06:27
Im going download next weekend cannot wait now my holidays start Wednesday when I finish work till next Wednesday, just need a good tent, sleeping bag, drink definitely get a fold out chair or you'll be sleeping when everyone else is partying hard when the music stops
get plenty of munchies I recommend two multipacks of crisps and chocolate bars aha dont forget tabbaco aswel

hellonpluto
10th June 2013, 08:09
Class A's

Saxotim
11th June 2013, 04:15
Im going download next weekend cannot wait now my holidays start Wednesday when I finish work till next Wednesday, just need a good tent, sleeping bag, drink definitely get a fold out chair or you'll be sleeping when everyone else is partying hard when the music stops
get plenty of munchies I recommend two multipacks of crisps and chocolate bars aha dont forget tabbaco aswel

im gonna wee myself im that excited for it. ITS TOMORROW AAH!


anyway, must haves:

Toilet Roll. Alcohol. Clothes. Narcotics.

Job done. Tents are optional.

EwynSaxo
11th June 2013, 05:56
im gonna wee myself im that excited for it. ITS TOMORROW AAH!


anyway, must haves:

Toilet Roll. Alcohol. Clothes. Narcotics.

Job done. Tents are optional.

Im heading up early hours friday, if you see 4 welsh boys dressed up as glam rockers wigs and shit come say hello aha
its rain forecast all weekend now very upset. . .

Saxotim
11th June 2013, 19:30
Im heading up early hours friday, if you see 4 welsh boys dressed up as glam rockers wigs and shit come say hello aha
its rain forecast all weekend now very upset. . .

Im going in the morning, straight after night shift, ha.

Mate I'm probably not gonna be able to see anything but if i do i will. Ill be the one in the stolen hi-vis jacket and shorts on the floor.

dj_mira
16th June 2013, 12:08
a box of imodium so you don't need to use the toilets, baby wipes (as the queues for the shower's are always horrendous) and clothes that you don't mind getting dirty as it will invariably be muddy

Saxoladlesta
16th June 2013, 16:52
I worked download yesterday reckon close to 100,000 were there apparently. Music was awful

Edit: As for must haves, some common sense is required as hundreds of phones/wallets/money get stolen at most festivals

Viper
16th June 2013, 19:34
I worked download yesterday reckon close to 100,000 were there apparently. Music was awful

Edit: As for must haves, some common sense is required as hundreds of phones/wallets/money get stolen at most festivals

Were you working as stage security?

Saxoladlesta
16th June 2013, 20:29
Na weren't near the stage but could hear the music, as Donington is part of Leicestershire it's down to Leicester police to do all the policing.

EwynSaxo
18th June 2013, 19:19
I was at download dressed as steel panther all weekend. . . I was so drunk found a ton of photos of me and the boys had with random people