GTA V Online Chat!

[GolfJay]

Right guys, officially available at midday! A place for us to chat and no doubt take the piss lol

Roll on finishing work at 13:30!

[Chr15]

ill be on tonight from about 7ish

[stevie_m]

Give it a shot maybe tomorrow night, but I will keep an eye on what you guys are saying on it.

[GolfJay]

GTA Online is now up!

[holdawayt]

I'm tempted to leave it a couple of days, it's going to be glitchy as hell on its opening week.

[stevie_m]

Seems to be problems with the servers .... Who didn't see that coming ?

[0rang3peel]

I haven't even bothered loading it up yet tbh

[marcusd]

created a character then tried to do first race but it just doesn't start, I guess servers are messed up to much to cope with it all, ruined my day off

[Brettles1986]

They have anticipated 2 million people online and haven't got the equipment to deal with it due to stronger sales than expected.

[holdawayt]

Leave it a couple of days chaps. I'd rather wait til it's all up and running smoothly before signing in. It'll only be frustrating otherwise.

[L33h]

I've just turned mine on to do the update and its crashed :/

[Prickle]

I'll wait a couple of days. It will be lag heaven as expected.

[smiith]

As most others, leave it until the end of the week, let a few people get sick of it

[GolfJay]

I've played about four hours online. Once you're past the first race, its fine. No lag at all.

[stevie_m]

Gonna give it a few days then see what happens at the weekend.

[smiith]

might give it a pop in a bit then

[Chr15]

Not a single problem for me :)

so far lol

[DavidsVTR]

Mine won't even update without crashing :cry:

[GolfJay]

Keep trying it guys. Once you (eventually) get past the first tutorial race, it's all smooth sailing.

[Prickle]

I got to the race, nearly got in a car and that as far as i got.

[marcusd]

Read online old Xboxes can't handle the online part, but many replying with they are actually using New 250th version. Gonna try again tonight on mine and hope I can get online

[GolfJay]

Mine is an original 360 and it works fine.

[L33h]

Is it any good then? I haven't tried it yet

[GolfJay]

Is it any good then? I haven't tried it yet

It's incredible! Top moment so far

Myself, P_Connor (from here and ClioSXT (from here) went to collect some ammunition in free mode. We parked up outside and I watched P_Connor walk towards the store. Just as he got to the door ClioSXT sprinted in and all I heard was a gunshot and P_Connor scream. Next think, P_Connor is sprinting back out and jumping in his car.

Turns out the place had just been robbed and the guy thought it was us lol

[qrty]

I got to the race, nearly got in a car and that as far as i got.

Snap, I just stood waiting for players to connect...:homme:

[smiith]

Pissing me off now, i must have tried 30 times, gets to the race, just says waiting for other players, and stays on that loading screen

[L33h]

Sweet I'm goin on it now :)

[Prickle]

Loading screen music is awful. been trying for the last hour.

[holdawayt]

No good here either. 8th time lucky ey

[Prickle]

I'm now live and direct. I dont know what they've done since the clouds been off but it's working great!

[smiith]

I'll give it a try now then

[Prickle]

My car is insured haha, jokes!

[Chr15]

mine was. jay parked it too close to a petrol pump when i got trigger happy with a shotgun :p

[smiith]

I can get online.. But only if i make a temp character.. Still can't get past the 1st race with my actual character..

[marcusd]

after many many many attempts of getting online I had to turn off all my internet connections to everything in house and it went online fine, did first few missions and was able to do robberies with me mates, and levelled up to 5 or something with bout 8k in bank, and robbing a few randomers

[GolfJay]

Mine and a friends favourite cars. Mines the one on wires.

http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g439/L1QuiD/0_0_zpsd4b6bd25.jpg

[holdawayt]

I think we all learned a valuable lesson last night.


Don't mess with Tom when he has a sniper rifle :)

I'll behave tonight if you're all online?

[qrty]

I think we all learned a valuable lesson last night.


Don't mess with Tom when he has a sniper rifle :)

I'll behave tonight if you're all online?

Why haven't we played together yet babe? x

[Oli-VTR]

Finally got on last night!

[holdawayt]

Why haven't we played together yet babe? x

As above really, I rarely get online lol. It seems quite reliable now though. I'll be on tomorrow, out tonight now.

[Scott]

is this worth a bash yet? Still lots of reported problems with money going missing and players being deleted etc..?

[Gabbastard]

Finally got on it last night. Dare I say it....after all the hype, Im completely underwhelmed. I hoped on the run up to GTA5s release that they do something with the gun aiming mechanic, but its pretty much the same as GTAs of old: its very clunky and makes game modes like survival a total bastard.

I tried some of the other modes and theyre quite good, but given how much everyones gone on about it, the game certainly has its flaws.

[holdawayt]

Finally got on it last night. Dare I say it....after all the hype, Im completely underwhelmed. I hoped on the run up to GTA5s release that they do something with the gun aiming mechanic, but its pretty much the same as GTAs of old: its very clunky and makes game modes like survival a total bastard.

I tried some of the other modes and theyre quite good, but given how much everyones gone on about it, the game certainly has its flaws.

I get on really well with the gun control, I'm always the last one standing on a death match. Just have to get used to it I suppose. I know what you mean about the game though, I've not played it since Monday and I don't miss it at all.

[Brettles1986]

See the dilemma I face is that I used to get bored of the older games (granted the latest I played was GTA3) and ended up just messing around.

Is it likely this title is going to change my experience?

[GolfJay]

I disagree about the aiming mechanics of GTA V. I hated GTA IV but I get along with V a lot better. Try turning off the auto aim.

Between heists, gang missions, repo jobs, races and death matches, there's shed loads to do in the game. Also, you unlock more and more as you level up. There's always something fresh.

Tom, you were an animal with that sniper rifle!

[TomT]

Rockstar to gift $500k in-game cash to GTA Online players
(http://www.videogamer.com/xbox360/gta5/news/rockstar_to_gift_500k_in-game_cash_to_gta_online_players.html)

http://oi47.tinypic.com/156crjs.jpg

[GolfJay]

Bad news. Now everyone will have the best of everything.

[Chr15]

Bad news. Now everyone will have the best of everything.

Not really as there's loads still to unlock. By the time you start reaching level 100 or whatever you should be rolling in the money anyway. I just hope they do a few double xp weekends

[TomT]

Feeling like I've made it

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/5505/KWH8lvXNc0O4PS-Va_JRIA/0_0.jpg

[holdawayt]

I've finally been able to get online long enough to earn some money and buy a flat.
Connection can still take forever and I get kicked occasionally even when nobody is in the lobby. But when it works well I can stay on all day.

[TomT]

I've finally been able to get online long enough to earn some money and buy a flat.
Connection can still take forever and I get kicked occasionally even when nobody is in the lobby. But when it works well I can stay on all day.

Getcha money up *****!

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/6736/PjsCivVrqUCIgjBISJB3-w/0_0.jpg
http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3106/rRXKmFieUE63jGdn1LbTug/0_0.jpg
http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3566/dk_P5t9QZEi569IRyIa16g/0_0.jpg

[smiith]

Not tried to get on since day 3.. Finally put the disk back in, and got straight online.. Seems good.. Is there a saxp gang or whatever then? Bit boring after doing a few races and shit when you're on your own..

[Gabbastard]

Not tried to get on since day 3.. Finally put the disk back in, and got straight online.. Seems good.. Is there a saxp gang or whatever then? Bit boring after doing a few races and shit when you're on your own..

Feel free to join me and my mates online. "In The Geggy" club if I remember correctly.

[smiith]

Is there many of you on often? Looking to play it quite a bit, so would like to be doing jobs quite a lot! Sick of playing it on my own already haha!

[Gabbastard]

Yeah man theres normally at least two people playing it lol Had a few 4 player jobs the other night which worked out really well. And I managed to kick Stevie in the head during a parachute jump.

[marcusd]

Getcha money up *****!

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/6736/PjsCivVrqUCIgjBISJB3-w/0_0.jpg
http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3106/rRXKmFieUE63jGdn1LbTug/0_0.jpg
http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3566/dk_P5t9QZEi569IRyIa16g/0_0.jpg

what car is in the second pic? I want so bad

[Scott]

The Adder, veyron basically.

[marcusd]

The Adder, veyron basically.

shit I mean second car pic thought I deleted the other pic.

[TomT]

shit I mean second car pic thought I deleted the other pic.

Elegy RH8, free for signing up to the social club I believe.

Get to see the twin turbos when the bonnet comes off :oops:

[GolfJay]

Not tried to get on since day 3.. Finally put the disk back in, and got straight online.. Seems good.. Is there a saxp gang or whatever then? Bit boring after doing a few races and shit when you're on your own..

There are quite a few Saxp members in our crew. Me, Holdawayt, Chr15, P_Connor, ClioSXT, Joe Hindle (I think) and a few others. We're the "Chocolate Teapots" and on almost every night.

If you start from the offline game and go Online > Play GTA > Play with crew then it'll put you in a server with at least one crew member provided there is one online.

[L33h]

Can ya not mute people? I'm sick of hearing squeaky little kids and people with shit music on in the background.

[GolfJay]

Can ya not mute people? I'm sick of hearing squeaky little kids and people with shit music on in the background.

Press the guide button > party > create party. That'll stop it.

[L33h]

I'm on ps3 lol. Even tho this is xbox chat. Cheers anyway lol

[smiith]

I requested an invite last night jay you bumder!

[marcusd]

Elegy RH8, free for signing up to the social club I believe.

Get to see the twin turbos when the bonnet comes off :oops:

free from where i.m on social club but aint received anything online unless its a online car purchase for free?

[GolfJay]

I requested an invite last night jay you bumder!

I'll accept when I get home later.

free from where i.m on social club but aint received anything online unless its a online car purchase for free?

In game, open your phone browser and go to the exotic dealer page. Go down to the Elegy and the price will say free. Order it there.

[smiith]

How do you get the $500,000 free? Do you have to do something? Or was it purely for people who had already got online before they announced it?

[L33h]

It says as early as next week so itll not be untill then lol

[Prickle]

It doesnt bother me that much gta online then again i only play solo so isnt much fun

[smiith]

Yeah i just read about it online, saying it will be made in 2, 250,000 deposits, one next week, one at the end of the month.. Shouldn't be too bad.. I've been doing the same mymintsaxo, waiting for jay to accept me, then it might be a bit more fun doing actual jobs, and not just random games!

[Prickle]

He's on everynight and not accepted you lol..

dear me lol.

Yeh it gets boring after a hr or so. Ive just bought my own garage. lol.

[GolfJay]

He's on everynight and not accepted you lol..

dear me lol.

Yeh it gets boring after a hr or so. Ive just bought my own garage. lol.

He requested last night. I'm at work today and I'll accept when I get home. I think that's reasonable.

[TomT]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/7774/ActOgl1Jek-tkB4FU8iezg/0_0.jpg

Fucksake.

[marcusd]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/7774/ActOgl1Jek-tkB4FU8iezg/0_0.jpg

Fucksake.

2 day ban and dunce hat for blowing peoples cars up haha mate on his 8 day ban now

[L33h]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/7774/ActOgl1Jek-tkB4FU8iezg/0_0.jpg

Fucksake.

Haha howd that happen?

[GolfJay]

Its funny how that works. If they'd called it the "hardcore" servers then people wouldn't be so bothered. But because its a "bad sport" lobby, people hate it.

[TomT]

Think it was because I turned my xbox off in the middle of an online mission last night, was in a hurry.

Only bothers me because I can't join friends games.

Does seem silly how you're a bad sport for blowing up someones car though, if they're chasing you what's wrong with dropping a grenade out the window lol

[GolfJay]

Me, P_Connor, Holdawayt, ClioSXT and Smith had a mental night racing last night. 16 player street races are ridiculous lol

Here's my new car:

http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g439/L1QuiD/0_0-1_zps55428231.jpg

[Chr15]

Jay you still owe me a Phoenix!

[GolfJay]

Jay you still owe me a Phoenix!

How come? Lol

[Chr15]

Another car you destroyed! Only had a tracker at the time so couldnt get a replacement :(

[GolfJay]

Another car you destroyed! Only had a tracker at the time so couldnt get a replacement :(

Hmm... arent the really hard to find? Lol

[Chr15]

Not seen a single one since!

[GolfJay]

Not seen a single one since!

FML! I'll be on soon

[smiith]

Lol.. Jay, that bike race we had.. Too busy shooting eachother to see a corner coming :/

[GolfJay]

Tonight I'll be hosting a private server for.anyone interested. Free roam to start and will no doubt move on to some racing and last team standing.

Free roam will be ANYTHING GOES.

Feel free to bring your friends, let's get a good server full!

I'll send invites out about 18:45 and if you aren't already on my friends list, feel free to post your gamertag here.

[holdawayt]

I see hundreds of Phoenix's around the airport, normally spawn if you have a buccaneer. Fantastic car though, I love mine and it's hardly modified.

Not sure if I'll be online tonight. It's movie night :homme:

[smiith]

Tom, didn't even realise that was you i was battling with until about the 8th kill hahaha

[holdawayt]

Tom, didn't even realise that was you i was battling with until about the 8th kill hahaha

Haha I knew it was you, just fancied a bit of Sax-p murder. Should be on tonight for a bit.

[smiith]

haha, i realised about the point i tried to jump the truck over a gap to crash it through you.. Had no idea when i stole the plane, or hit you with the quad!

Spent ages trying to find a quad to make into my personal vehicle, just to find out it isn't allowed :(

[iMystikz]

What are your gamertags boys?

I might of had some of you earlier this year but I deleted everyone on my account cause for some reason I was going to sell it with it... :wacko:

[smiith]

x 5M1TH

[GolfJay]

L1QuiD - On most nights.

[holdawayt]

Tommo Holdaway - I destroy people and am excellent at golf.

[iMystikz]

Added :A:

I had a game with you on Horizon once I think Jay!

Since I haven't played online much I'm a bit nooby at level 10 lol :homme:

[smiith]

I'm only about level 14! I have to be in the mood.. If i am, and i get in a race, i win 80% of em! If i'm not, i just kill a few people in the game, then turn my xbox off again haha

[L33h]

im only leven 10 too. Someone from my work is level 57!

[iMystikz]

Haha I'm the same Smith! I just can't be fucked leveling up, knowing you can only get the shittiest guns while such a low rank too, so playing deathmatch games are bullshit!

57?! Holy shit, someones a little obsessed!

[L33h]

Aye hes sad like haha

[smiith]

Jay is 51 or 52.. lol

[12u55]

uk12u55 - ps3
Level 25. i'm often stealing planes and helicopters and shit, or having racers down mount chilliad.


Herp derp. Just realise this was XBOX chat. FML.

[L33h]

Fuck that i get bored of it too easy

[iMystikz]

Jay is 51 or 52.. lol

Awkward...:oops:

Sorry Jay :hug:

uk12u55 - ps3
Level 25. i'm often stealing planes and helicopters and shit, or having racers down mount chilliad.


Herp derp. Just realise this was XBOX chat. FML.

That was a sign that you own the wrong console!

[12u55]

I won't dignify this with a response. So many pros and againsts. Cba with an online tech battle thats gone on millions of time before. Plus, this is a GTA thread.

[L33h]

I'm saying nothing either

PS3 FTW

[iMystikz]

I won't dignify this with a response. So many pros and againsts. Cba with an online tech battle thats gone on millions of time before. Plus, this is a GTA thread.

Why don't you chill out since it was a joke, obviously it wasn't a sign and I couldn't care who prefers what as they're both good.

[marcusd]

my mates level 121 works 12 hours a week spends rest of time on gta I;m still 27 and rarely get on but still have not much clue as to what to do and where all the good missions come from

[smiith]

An update soon should be seeing stuff like planned robberies and stuff coming into play.. Where you chose how you go in, loud, quiet, find transport and such.. That's when i will start playing properly

[12u55]

Why don't you chill out since it was a joke, obviously it wasn't a sign and I couldn't care who prefers what as they're both good.

:/ think you miss read that. I always take things light heartedly on here. It wasn't intended to be narky or aggrevated.
:hug::hug:

[Prickle]

I could take or leave it i think. Not been online with it for a week and dont miss it tbh.

[Gabbastard]

I could take or leave it i think. Not been online with it for a week and dont miss it tbh.

likewise man, it gets boring very quickly. Especially with autoaim meaning you get headshotted as soon as you appear near to another player, one of the most shortlived mp games Ive played.

[iMystikz]

:/ think you miss read that. I always take things light heartedly on here. It wasn't intended to be narky or aggrevated.
:hug::hug:

My bad then. Sorry! :oops:

[smiith]

Has the free $500,000 been given yet? I have a pretty decent social life considering its coming up to winter, so not a massive amount of time bored enough to play! Sure that will change in the next month or so.. Or it will definitely change when the ONE comes out, with battlefield 4..

[GolfJay]

Haha wankers!

Mystic, I did invite you to our party and game last night.

I'm also level 62 now lol

[holdawayt]

I'm giving it a miss tonight, I was on til 10 last night and hadn't realised.
Didn't shower, have tea or go to my girlfriends. And it's happened a few times now lol.

Time for a bit of a break, it's addictive. Can't imagine what it'd be like with the heists available.

[iMystikz]

Haha wankers!

Mystic, I did invite you to our party and game last night.

I'm also level 62 now lol

Yeah sorry dude It's because I was on with my cousin and friends, so don't accept invites when I'm with people!

Also, Is there any Evo's on this? Because I swear I saw a photo of two green ones when I was googling stuff about GTA Online.

I really want one.

[smiith]

There's something that looks a lot like the impreza hatch, or it could be a civic..

[L33h]

There was a evo in gta4 are the pictures not from there?

[Chr15]

jay you're such a sweaty geek! i know you leveled up loads from repeating the 10k missions over and over but since the nerfed it all you just dont slow up with the ranking up!

[stevie_m]

Had a shot of it last week, loaded fine won the race against a few other players. Done the next few missions.

What I did find was that the other players were all racing around in cars and doing nothing

[smiith]

What's happening with this $500,000 they are giving us? Last i saw it would be before the end of the month.. Still no money in my bank!

[iMystikz]

What's happening with this $500,000 they are giving us? Last i saw it would be before the end of the month.. Still no money in my bank!

I saw on Facebook that we are getting it around next week!

There was a evo in gta4 are the pictures not from there?

No it was definitely GTA5. The graphics were too awesome for it to be 4 haha

[marcusd]

says to be arriving over next two weeks with another update pack for beach vehicle's and some new weapons. hopefully they'll redo the pricing on some missions as been doing a few online and they were proper hard and painstaking only to get 3-5k spent that on ammo and vests repeating it

[L33h]

Anyone sussed how to clone cars yet? Me and my mate have been doing it with his car and I made over 500k in about 2 hours haha

[L33h]

Oh and hes got one of them evos I think. dunno where he got it from.

[Dany4494]

People still playing this shit was good for about 5 mins.

[iMystikz]

Oh and hes got one of them evos I think. dunno where he got it from.

Can you ask him?

Yeah I've been really naughty on it and made quite a bit of money..

People still playing this shit was good for about 5 mins.

Storys shit, onlines wicked.

[L33h]

Aye Ill ask him

Dany its better than call of duty. Sick of that shit

[iMystikz]

Aye Ill ask him

Dany its better than call of duty. Sick of that shit

Cheers buddy! I take it you aren't getting COD Ghosts then? I'm not going to waste money buying it in case It's like BO2 which I think is a pile of shit.

[L33h]

Nah doubt it. They're all the same I think. I'm actually good at it but it bores me lol

[Gabbastard]

People still playing this shit was good for about 5 mins.

I concur! Was fun at first but quickly gets tired.

[iMystikz]

The only one I can actually play for longer than 5 minutes is Black Ops, I'll stick to GTA lol

[L33h]

The only one I can actually play for longer than 5 minutes is Black Ops, I'll stick to GTA lol

Same here haha

[iMystikz]

Same here haha

Do you play on Xbox or just post in this section like some of the other guys?

[L33h]

I'm on ps3 mate. Posted on here cos the gta online threads alot more active then the ps3 one haha

[iMystikz]

I'm on ps3 mate. Posted on here cos the gta online threads alot more active then the ps3 one haha

Yeah I've noticed that lol Was considering getting a ps3 a few weeks ago to play online with my brother in law but got my account on Xbox so would be stupid to just change over now :A:

[L33h]

I prefer a ps3 over a xbox. I've had both and both blew up lol. Prefer the pad on a ps3 lol

[iMystikz]

I prefer a ps3 over a xbox. I've had both and both blew up lol. Prefer the pad on a ps3 lol

Haha and I prefer an Xbox controller :homme:

[TomT]

The evo/scooby type car you're looking for's probably the Sultan, then you can make it look like the Sultan RS from GTA 4

[iMystikz]

The evo/scooby type car you're looking for's probably the Sultan, then you can make it look like the Sultan RS from GTA 4

Haha Yeah I already done it this morning Cheers Tommy! :y:

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9191/YY-f5-kzrkurc9Vo36s-gA/0_0.jpg

:sweetheart: I prefer it to my Adder and other cars.

[TomT]

Oh lol, no worries.

Got one myself but wish it was faster, RH8's got better stats as well when both fully modded and they're in the same race class.

Was definitely the best car in GTA 4, probably helped by the fact it was the only thing with a dump, but just too slow for me on 5.

[smiith]

How do you clone cars and where do you sell em?!

[marcusd]

How do you clone cars and where do you sell em?!

you tube the car clone it will show youhow

[iMystikz]

How do you clone cars and where do you sell em?!

You sell them in Lost Santos Customs biatch! My Ubermacht Oracle sells for 103k lol

[TomT]

Level 100

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luuesgGFcu1qbvaudo1_500.gif

[L33h]

I've got that £500k in my bank today :)

[Chr15]

Level 100

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luuesgGFcu1qbvaudo1_500.gif
pfft, saw a 165 earlier!

I've got that £500k in my bank today :)
i havnt. dont exactly need it though!

[L33h]

me either tbh haha. I'm starting get get bored of it already and I'm only level 19

[iMystikz]

I won't even know if the moneys been put in my bank haha :A: I think I'm level 55, only because of that "Criminal Records" race with my friends where you rank up loads.

[L33h]

Aye I was doin that race the other day. Done it about 4 times in a row but got sick of 1 person keep ramming me off the track lol

[iMystikz]

Aye I was doin that race the other day. Done it about 4 times in a row but got sick of 1 person keep ramming me off the track lol

That really pisses me off! I can't stand people who literally can't win a race without slamming in to others just to fuck them up. I try my hardest not to touch anyone when I'm racing in case I put them in last place :oops:

[L33h]

That really pisses me off! I can't stand people who literally can't win a race without slamming in to others just to fuck them up. I try my hardest not to touch anyone when I'm racing in case I put them in last place :oops:

haha yea I don't ram people either... unless theyre my mates haha. The races were with 2 people in the same crew and both of them were ramming me cos I was always in 1st lol

[iMystikz]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10102173992528622&set=vb.388071227942020&type=2&theater Anyone seen this? Hahaha

[smiith]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10102173992528622&set=vb.388071227942020&type=2&theater Anyone seen this? Hahaha

Did they crash into a police car, and the police car just drove off?!

I was waiting and waiting for them just to nail that man over!

Played an awesome game on GTA earlier, one team gets jets, the other is on dirt bikes trying to get to the docks.. Jets have to shoot the bikers down! Would be good with a few people that!

[iMystikz]

Did they crash into a police car, and the police car just drove off?!

I was waiting and waiting for them just to nail that man over!

Played an awesome game on GTA earlier, one team gets jets, the other is on dirt bikes trying to get to the docks.. Jets have to shoot the bikers down! Would be good with a few people that!

Yeah that game is good! I've got Danny to get an Xbox and GTA so we'll all have to have a game, will be funny lol

[smiith]

I'm going on now, and providing i don't get a text with offers of female attention, i will be on it for quite a while!

[iMystikz]

I'm going on now, and providing i don't get a text with offers of female attention, i will be on it for quite a while!

Hahaha I'll invite you the party when he's on which should be any minute now! He's installing the first GTA disc lol

[smiith]

Quite enjoying playing survival.. Although I'm very surprised at how shit some of the level 50+ who i get put in games with, are at shooting bots.. Literally die every round after round 3, and its down to me, or me and another to just take em on!

[GolfJay]

Quite enjoying playing survival.. Although I'm very surprised at how shit some of the level 50+ who i get put in games with, are at shooting bots.. Literally die every round after round 3, and its down to me, or me and another to just take em on!

^^^

This little bitch got mugged twice last night lol

[TomT]

If anyone's ever in a game with me I'd appreciate you sending a mugger after me, no one has yet so no achievement for killing him

[smiith]

^^^

This little bitch got mugged twice last night lol

Once, the second one he got speelspinned on!

Jay got his car impounded, and killed.. TWICE

[Chr15]

Jay got mugged the other night, was quite funny.

Also had his car impounded on several occasions. Bad habit that really!

[iMystikz]

Hahaha I've not been mugged yet but I have had a DOUCHE coming after me with a tank and killed me like 11 times in a row until I had to find a new session.

[GolfJay]

Jay got mugged the other night, was quite funny.

Also had his car impounded on several occasions. Bad habit that really!

That was hilarious lol

[TomT]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/1983/jLmXXmgZIkGtUL8qIFUyRA/0_0.jpg

Apparently I asked a woman to park my lambo for me

[iMystikz]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/1983/jLmXXmgZIkGtUL8qIFUyRA/0_0.jpg

Apparently I asked a woman to park my lambo for me

I bet I can park better than you Tom.

PS. Love the hat ;) + Whats your Gamertag?

[TomT]

I bet I can park better than you Tom.

PS. Love the hat ;) + Whats your Gamertag?

Doubtful.

Yeah the hat, been trying to unlock the Trust No One tattoo and you need 25 kills via ignition bomb.

Been leaving the car blocking los santos customs so people have to get in and move it, problem is they leave their personal car right next to it so that gets blown up too. Soon enough ended up back as a bad sport.

GT - TomHaych

[Chr15]

Speaking of car bombs - another one of Jay's cars was destroyed like that. Incidentally, it was the one when he got mugged and had to chase down in a much slower car!

[GolfJay]

Speaking of car bombs - another one of Jay's cars was destroyed like that. Incidentally, it was the one when he got mugged and had to chase down in a much slower car!

That was f*ing annoying! Chase my own car down for ten minutes and then forgetting about the ignition bomb, "Chris, can you grab it?" *BOOM* "Oh for fuck sake!"

It was funny though lol

[iMystikz]

What's all this cloud server unavailable shit?! Can't be arsed to make a new character when I've got everything on mine! Rubbish!

[Jizanthapus]

Mines same, cba making a new character so just going to go on story mode!

[iMystikz]

Mines same, cba making a new character so just going to go on story mode!

If you was just having the problem, mine worked about 5 seconds ago! Just loaded on.

Does anyone know if Rockstar are going to bring out an update where we can make our Characters build look different? My dude's a skinny ass fucker :homme:

[Jizanthapus]

If you was just having the problem, mine worked about 5 seconds ago! Just loaded on.

Does anyone know if Rockstar are going to bring out an update where we can make our Characters build look different? My dude's a skinny ass fucker :homme:

Yep mines working aswell now!

[smiith]

I want to know when there will be an update where you can modify quads! My bright pink quadbike needs more POWERRR

[iMystikz]

I want to know when there will be an update where you can modify quads! My bright pink quadbike needs more POWERRR

Yeah same, I bought a quad the other day and got to LSC and couldn't modify the thing! So I sold it :A:

[marcusd]

might come under the new beach bum update coming soon, with new weopons and beach cars and dune buggys

[monka]

ffs, cannot be assed with this anymore, ok so i was only up to level 20, but it still took long enough to get there, went on it this morning and my character has disappeared!!!

[iMystikz]

ffs, cannot be assed with this anymore, ok so i was only up to level 20, but it still took long enough to get there, went on it this morning and my character has disappeared!!!

I'm going to be really pissed off if I go on tonight and my character has been deleted, I was level 82 with awesome cars :(

[marcusd]

I'm going to be really pissed off if I go on tonight and my character has been deleted, I was level 82 with awesome cars :(

have u been glitching your way through the game?.......

taken from rockstar stuff...
On the Rockstar support page there are a lot of people complaining about character resets, so many are speculating that the cloud server being down is due to Rockstar running a maintenance to reset all the cheaters.

Before Online launched, there was some sort of Q&A regarding how 'unlawful' you could be, and Rockstar I think likened it to trying to cheat on your taxes, and they are the government.

So yeah, I'm all for seeing resets on the people that made millions by glitching or whatever.

[smiith]

LOL if that's true! Loads of people will be back to nothing! Glad i stayed legit now! Got from level 18-25 today, a few games on survival winning me 20k a pop, and won 8 races in a row, woo

[TomT]

Pretty much finished playing this but I'll check if my characters still working in a day or two

[marcusd]

gonna guess its bull as its gta end of the day, I know rockstar want you to do things the proper way but I can only see them doing it to the people who glitched their level up rather than money

[monka]

I havent used any glitches or cheats at all. Only thing i can say is it took my 3-4 attempts to originally create a character as my internet was shit, and was randomly booted from a game after being in it for 10 seconds.

Didnt even know you could boot people out. Lol

[iMystikz]

Yeah, not all of it though! But after playing last night I'm getting bored shitless at it so probably aren't going to play it anymore anyway, I'll stick to CoD.

[GolfJay]

gonna guess its bull as its gta end of the day, I know rockstar want you to do things the proper way but I can only see them doing it to the people who glitched their level up rather than money

They're actually more likely to do it to people that have glitched money. The level is just a number. Yes you can access things but you CAN'T access them without the money you glitched.

I hope they reset everyone that has glitched.

[Prickle]

Starting to get into it now.

Agree with the glitches. They should be reset. Nearly rank 13. Ive got about 400k.

[TomT]

The level is just a number. Yes you can access things but you CAN'T access them without the money you glitched.

Same way you can't access them with $10,000,000 in your bank at level 5?

[GolfJay]

Same way you can't access them with $10,000,000 in your bank at level 5?

But you still have access to cars, tanks, planes, apartments and essentially unlimited ammo.

[smiith]

New beach update isn't bad.. Free speed boat, beach bus, dune buggy..

[marcusd]

Weapons are glitched once u got em from ammunation and log into or out a Job they disappear. But other than that update is ok Barr losing money in races and more missions

[smiith]

I haven't had the weapons loss?

My beach buggy has been made into a bit of a weapon!

[iMystikz]

Love the beach buggys!

Anyone got Michael's car online yet? I've been trying to find it for a few days and just found it, result!

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9550/1E5leIVy8kOEBphrav-D9Q/0_0.jpg

[DUFC]

Add me online. Eastiee93

[TomT]

Love the beach buggys!

Anyone got Michael's car online yet? I've been trying to find it for a few days and just found it, result!

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9550/1E5leIVy8kOEBphrav-D9Q/0_0.jpg

Was at the golf course first time I went, my mate's been looking for it for weeks haha

[iMystikz]

Was at the golf course first time I went, my mate's been looking for it for weeks haha

Haha gutted I must of went there about 20 times to see and then I was randomly driving by there and saw it!

[D1zzyman]

I went online today and some prick has deposited 85mil in my account. Any one had this happen to them ? http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/25/e2ugehyj.jpg


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[Cam]

Yes i've had the same got given 59mil saturday and last night shit loads. I have 200000000 odd now lol.

[chris1357]

Same with me, Sunday night was 175Million & then today 97million..
God knows why?

[L33h]

Eh why lol

[D1zzyman]

debating whether i should spend it lol, shit i hope they don't ban innocent people.

[vtectransplant]

Been going on for over a week now. I killed a bounty without realising and received over $2b dollars. Gave half to a mate then went in a spending spree before looking into it.

Basically hackers have modded the bounty levels and it's rife. R* don't know how to sort it. Some people are being classed as cheaters when they've been innocent receivers.

Nothing happened to me so far so just watching what I spend.

I'm just leaving public lobbies as soon as I see $billion dollar bounties being set.

[Cam]

I've spent alot, got the most expensive house & 10 of the most expensive cars. Also got 3 most expensive push bikes boat & planes I can get at the leval I'am.

[vtectransplant]

I probably spent about $10m on cars and weapons before looking into the rumours of getting banned.

Thinking off getting three of us together and I'll set $9k bounties on my mates and let them kill each other to give mates with no money a boost....

[GolfJay]

Create a support ticket on the Rock star website with a screenshot.

Rock star are banning INNOCENT people just for having so much money UNLESS you contact them. They're banning people for NINE months.

[vtectransplant]

I thought that until I read this

http://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/201142806

[marcusd]

handy as ive been given billions over last few nights randomly, altho I have the money I don't have a decent rank yet so have all this money and no where to spend it really as have all cars I want and modded

[Chr15]

I'll be on in a bit to play in the snow...

[iMystikz]

Yeah Some random dude put like 120 billion in my account last night, has happened to a fair few mates too. I've just spent some I don't even care if I get banned, I'll just sell the Game. Had my use out of it :A:

[TomT]

So why are they doing that? what are the hackers/whatever gaining from giving the money to random people? is it to make it harder to search for them or something

[vtectransplant]

God knows why but it's ruining it very quickly. Everyone is flying around in chrome veyrons with unlimited ammo.

I got $270m sent to me today so hunted him down with a mate.

He had somehow enabled himself not to die. I hit him with three sniper head shots while he was Mini gunning my mate and it said I had killed him but he just stood there as if I hadn't touched him. So annoying.

[Chr15]

The joys of passive mode!

Snow was awesome, anybody get to play when it was on?

[vtectransplant]

He wasn't in passive though because he was using his min gun!

Rockstar need to sort it out really

[Mochachino]

Theres a way of getting unlimited health, it decreases but never until you die and it replenishes really quickly too.

The game is pretty shit now, cant kill anyone, all got the same cars. Worst thing is the tanks now that people are finding billions in their banks.

[Chr15]

i got given 58m tonight, wont touch it though to play it safe. im only 200k off buying a tank anyway.

[L33h]

I played a deathmatch with someone that wouldn't die. I shot him about a million times n he kept falling on the floor n gettin up lol. Bastard

[Mochachino]

You can kill them by driving over them, thats the only way.

Yeh im playing it safe aswell and spending it all so they cant take the money off of me lol

[vtectransplant]

I can only see a global reset of money working now.

[Mochachino]

I can only see a global reset of money working now.

What about all those players that have played it for hours on end and gained their money legitimately? They be pissed and snapped the disc, bit unfair really.

Its a shame, before the end of the year and the game has almost fucked itself with all the mods.

[L33h]

I think once you get a certain amount of money then there's nothing else to do on it anyway. I got bored of it a while back tbh

[Mochachino]

I think once you get a certain amount of money then there's nothing else to do on it anyway. I got bored of it a while back tbh

Yeh I've even stopped playing the lottery now.

[vtectransplant]

I know it would suck but how else will they do it?

I'm quite enjoying the challenge of killing twats in tanks tbh.... Bloody hard to snipe through the tiny grill lol

[Mochachino]

I just practice drifting in my Futo all the time lol

[vtectransplant]

I just practice drifting in my Futo all the time lol


Great fun aren't they lol


Some funny comments on here about Tank "douches" as the yanks so fondly call them

http://www.reddit.com/r/GrandTheftAutoV/comments/1tstpi/an_easy_way_to_kill_tank_griefers_in_free_roam/

[Jizanthapus]

Anyone still playing this?

Didn't like it when it first came out but it's actually pretty good. It's just taking agessss to level up. I'm around level 13 or 14 now. Takes me ages to get any cash aswell.

All I'm doing is robbing stores, selling the odd car and killing people with a bounty on their head. Got no one to play with :( so is there anything I can do to raise cash or level up a bit quicker on my own?

[aldred309uk]

I'm on the ps3 but if you get an invite to rooftop rumble that pays around 18k, other high level Martin missions are the best. Just join quick job and contact mission pal. Extradition is a good one, where it says break into the military base go to Sandy shore airfield instead, there's two jets on the runway!

[Jizanthapus]

I'm on the ps3 but if you get an invite to rooftop rumble that pays around 18k, other high level Martin missions are the best. Just join quick job and contact mission pal. Extradition is a good one, where it says break into the military base go to Sandy shore airfield instead, there's two jets on the runway!

Nice I'll try to remember those. I've done one or 2 missions but I end up getting shot so much! Every one else in the party is like 40 levels higher than me!
I may give some more a bash. Cheers

[aldred309uk]

Nice I'll try to remember those. I've done one or 2 missions but I end up getting shot so much! Every one else in the party is like 40 levels higher than me!
I may give some more a bash. Cheers

Just sit back and let them do the missions for you! You can up your shooting skills at the ranges at the gun shops and slightly push up on the aim to go for the head!

[GolfJay]

God, I wish this game would come out on the Xbox One

[Jizanthapus]

Just sit back and let them do the missions for you! You can up your shooting skills at the ranges at the gun shops and slightly push up on the aim to go for the head!

I'll give that a bash! Thanks for the tips!

God, I wish this game would come out on the Xbox One

Is it due to? It would be awesome!

[aldred309uk]

To maximise stealth just press the creep button and put an elastic band on the analogue stock so he walks in circles!

[vtectransplant]

You need to sell as many cars as possible too. Any like range rovers grab you £9k but can only sell them every 48 mins (iirc). Do plenty of survivals too as they're the best way to increase your shooting skill as well as getting you weapons for that session you wouldn't normally have.
As above though rooftop rumble pays out $18750 and 4000+rp on hard so if you see it pop up, just accept it!!
I went from 90-100+ in a matter of days grinding it!

[Jizanthapus]

Sound! Yeh I have seen the rooftops one pop up so I'll make sure I do that when I get back from work tonight!

[aldred309uk]

I was lucky, I was playing when it was hacked, I had about 7 billion at one point from gifts and bounties. Bought everything, every plane boat helicopter etc and all clothes and weapons going t kepthey would only wipe the money, and that's all they did wipe! I kept my ammo full as well in preparation! Living the dream on it these days at level 120+!

[L33h]

Never played it in ages really. Got very bored very fast haha.

I cant wait for a new fallout to come out

[vtectransplant]

I was lucky, I was playing when it was hacked, I had about 7 billion at one point from gifts and bounties. Bought everything, every plane boat helicopter etc and all clothes and weapons going t kepthey would only wipe the money, and that's all they did wipe! I kept my ammo full as well in preparation! Living the dream on it these days at level 120+!


I was the same! Maxed out three Adders just in case I got to keep them and it worked! Sold two so far with one 'in the bank' lol

[Jizanthapus]

Never played it in ages really. Got very bored very fast haha.

I cant wait for a new fallout to come out

I did get bored quickly the first time, so went back onto story mode then went back to online after I completed that and I'm hooked now!

Tried fallout and wasn't impressed to be honest. Went on one where you see your character being born like first person style. Very strange. Then couldn't get out of the living quarters on the first level so I didn't go back on it lol. Was the third one I think.

[L33h]

I did get bored quickly the first time, so went back onto story mode then went back to online after I completed that and I'm hooked now!

Tried fallout and wasn't impressed to be honest. Went on one where you see your character being born like first person style. Very strange. Then couldn't get out of the living quarters on the first level so I didn't go back on it lol. Was the third one I think.

Seriously play it for a couple of hours but try new vegas its amazing. Its like skyrim but much better!

[Gabbastard]

Fallout friend!

I cant wait for a new Fallout. I sank an unbelievable amount of hours into F3 and New Vegas, even did a second playthrough.

I got sucked in by the fake Fallout 4 "leaks" faifly recently :(

[L33h]

Haha yessss fallout is amazing man!

[Jizanthapus]

Anyone else having trouble transferring their profile over to a new console?

It wanted me to sign in or sign up for a "social" account, so I tried signing in with my Xbox live details and no joy so had to make a new account. But now I have a completely new character at level 1.....
I never had to do the social account with my old one on the 360.

Can anyone help me? I thought your online account would be linked to your gamertag so it would come up automatically but obviously they want to make it more complicated!!

Also, first time I went online on gta I got into a lobby with loads of people and now it just puts me in a lobby with no players..... WHY!?

[Prickle]

Narp, worked all straight away, been online flawlessly since release until lastnight when there was maintainance on. (One/Ps4).

There was a patch to download this morning.

couple of pics from lastnight. I do love this game.. :homme:

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/5jWLSSLmeUa2vQyNfK8wNw_0_0.jpg

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/XMEIG3EN3UKztndcfiq4Jg_0_0.jpg

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/geCQwg8AFkyXIr8wwMft-g_0_0.jpg

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/wGzHq-MFI0SJiwwdP582EQ_0_0.jpg

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/95PMpi3ZWkGrwKNSRy4sMQ_0_0.jpg

http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/OD_OABBquECOS9_Eu-K8SQ_0_0.jpg

[L33h]

Worth getting then Prickle? Ive got it for the ps3 but wondering if its worth buying for the ps4. I can get it for £35

[Prickle]

I'd say so yeah. :D

for £35 you're at no loss really. Worth a punt over the ps3/360 version. transfer your character over, contine as you are, but without the jaggoty square roads/cars and shit you have on the ps3/360.

There's alot more stuff if you check ze net.

[L33h]

Aye I'll have a look cheers.

My character has probably been banned by now cos I glitched fuck out if it haha

[Jizanthapus]

Right I've got my old character transferred but now I can't even join a session or it'll put me in a session with no one else. And the last few times I've tried, it loads for a few mins then freezes!!

Its frozen like 3 times in a row... Really starting to piss me off.

Are you ps4 or xbone prickle?

[Prickle]

PS4 Jizzle

https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/200426246--Updated-11-4-14-GTA-Online-Status-Latest-Updates-

Seems the servers are down again. Bastard. Ive not long came off to go on Driveclub for abit lol

[Jizanthapus]

PS4 Jizzle

https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/200426246--Updated-11-4-14-GTA-Online-Status-Latest-Updates-

Seems the servers are down again. Bastard. Ive not long came off to go on Driveclub for abit lol


I'm on xbone and it says the same. Glad its not a problem with my console lol.

Did manage to get on it after waiting ages then it 'lost the comnection' after about 2 minutes.

I need to get some other games!

[Prickle]

They're back up

[smiith]

I'm still a god at racing on this version too..