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SimpleJoee
8th April 2014, 17:53
Haven't seen one of these threads before and someone just popped up on my news feed that's a Class A cunt. Thought it would be comical :clapping:

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'Gym is very slowly starting to pay off.....'

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/1006074_10152734881811040_1204350563_n.jpg

He then goes on to brag about his definition and how much he lifts, brah.

Jizanthapus
8th April 2014, 17:56
I'm surprised he's not got a nose bleed straining like that!

"Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnggg"

*nose explodes*

SimpleJoee
8th April 2014, 18:02
I'm surprised he's not got a nose bleed straining like that!

"Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnggg"

*nose explodes*

Heard he almost popped a hemorrhoid too

Jigs2895
8th April 2014, 18:16
Fair play to him if he is making a go of it in the gym, especially if he has a ectomorph body composition, it's not easy. However posting it on Facebook like that just loses the respect I might have had for him, mainly due to the duck face pout.

SimpleJoee
8th April 2014, 18:26
Fair play to him if he is making a go of it in the gym, especially if he has a ectomorph body composition, it's not easy. However posting it on Facebook like that just loses the respect I might have had for him, mainly due to the duck face pout.

Oh if he was just having a go making progress I wouldn't have posted, mad respect for anyone getting out there. But he's just one of those pricks that thinks he's gods gift, and always posts pictures of him 'flexing' and showing his '6 pack'...

Giraffe
8th April 2014, 18:38
Is he a giraffe?

Ali123
8th April 2014, 19:06
I'm surprised he's not got a nose bleed straining like that!

"Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnggg"

*nose explodes*

Hahahha that made me laugh!

wullvfr
8th April 2014, 19:23
Is he a giraffe?



Hahaha,I was just thinking that......it looks as if its going to separate from his body.

matt_vtr_15a
8th April 2014, 20:36
to be fair i was an annoying bastard on instagram at one stage uploading photos of 'gym progress' but at least i have some mass....

At least keep quiet until you make some solid progress, he just looks like a frail giraffe.

JacobLongman993
8th April 2014, 21:00
At the end of the day all selfies are sad but ''look at me I been to the gym twice and now I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger'' (no offence to Arnie) ones are just fucking perfetic.

SimpleJoee
8th April 2014, 21:25
to be fair i was an annoying bastard on instagram at one stage uploading photos of 'gym progress' but at least i have some mass....

At least keep quiet until you make some solid progress, he just looks like a frail giraffe.

This is you Matt
http://i48.tinypic.com/ljrl5.png

Giraffe
9th April 2014, 05:34
At the end of the day all selfies are sad but ''look at me I been to the gym twice and now I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger'' (no offence to Arnie) ones are just fucking perfetic.

Not quite as pathetic as your attempt at spelling pathetic. I mean "perfetic" really?

jw1325
9th April 2014, 08:25
Dat Clavicle.

deano_123
9th April 2014, 08:31
to be fair i was an annoying bastard on instagram at one stage uploading photos of 'gym progress' but at least i have some mass....

At least keep quiet until you make some solid progress, he just looks like a frail giraffe.

But your an alpha male, the epitome of what a true warrior is in this day and age is. With that iced gem hair, spray on tan, rippling bicep, ruthless streak and a mitsubishi evo 6, you, kind sir, can post whatever the fuck you like on Instagram.

You are one of God's protypes

matt_vtr_15a
9th April 2014, 09:01
But your an alpha male, the epitome of what a true warrior is in this day and age is. With that iced gem hair, spray on tan, rippling bicep, ruthless streak and a mitsubishi evo 6, you, kind sir, can post whatever the fuck you like on Instagram.

You are one of God's protypes

Rascal.

Nailed it though, minus the iced gem hair and spray on tan.

More of a quiff and sunbed kinda guy :homme:

JacobLongman993
17th April 2014, 17:02
Not quite as pathetic as your attempt at spelling pathetic. I mean "perfetic" really?
Yep really!

TomT
17th April 2014, 19:28
http://i62.tinypic.com/2ywihds.jpg

SimpleJoee
17th April 2014, 22:29
http://i62.tinypic.com/2ywihds.jpg

The urge must be hurting you...

Ross
18th April 2014, 13:09
you're*