Scumbags... best route of action.

[matt_vtr_15a]

Cut a long story short; I moved away from my small village about 18months ago, lived there all my life otherwise.

Learnt that some youths about 17/18 years old are becoming a real fucking nuisance and have been vandalising bus stops, telephone box's, peoples property and being general little c**ts.

Found out that recently a fire was started down at my old mans scrapyard and also a few peoples gardens etc. in the same area.

The same evening in the same area of the village a friend has them on CCTV kicking her car door in and the 3 lads are the same 3 lads that seem to be related to and seen in the areas of the fires (same clothing description given by witnesses).

Now the justice system is pretty fucking lenient these days so I honestly feel like going Gran Torino on these little bell ends.

HOWEVER

If they can be linked to starting fires, given that there only 17/18 years old what might their sentencing be?

Honestly writing this angry as fuck and can't help but think a good hiding would do much more than a slap on the wrists.

The thing that angers me most is one lad is seen on cctv, pulling out his cock and on numerous occasions trying to put it into his dogs mouth...

Would this be enough grounds to get the dog taken from him if reported to the RSPCA, he's a proper fucking loser from all accounts and it seems like a nice dog in the wrong hands.

Random as fuck thread just venting some steam, I've taken the lads names and looked them up on Facebook....

Bunch of gormless little cretins that I can't stand the site of, look like absolute crime watch contestants that need putting in their place as they appear to brag on status's about convictions and court dates etc. and get away with everything they do....

[MuZiZZle]

Simple

screenshot him with his cock in the dogs mouth

open photoshop

paste

Type his name at the top

type "stop being a cunt" at the bottom

Print 50 copies on A3

put them up around the village

[D4MJT]

Simple

screenshot him with his cock in the dogs mouth

open photoshop

paste

Type his name at the top

type "stop being a cunt" at the bottom

Print 50 copies on A3

put them up around the village

Basically this?

[matt_vtr_15a]

Simple

screenshot him with his cock in the dogs mouth

open photoshop

paste

Type his name at the top

type "stop being a cunt" at the bottom

Print 50 copies on A3

put them up around the village

That is simply brilliant, public shaming at it's finest.

[smiith]

As for the sentence, they will get fuck all.. Unless they have a lot of previous.. One of my ex mates walked through Whitby town center, with spray paint, wrote on almost every shop windows.. Things along the lines of "Nazi jew killer cunts".. He got a £80 fine and told to pay around £150 in damages to the different shop owners.. Not £150 to each, between about 10-15 shops..

Arson is a bit different, but still, at most, community service, probably 60 hours..

As bad as it seems, best bet is probably buy some black tracksuit bottoms, a hoody, and go and smash their faces in.. Or muz's idea

[Ryancoyle]

In all honesty, if that happened in my area they would all be taken to a field and shot on the knee's, I'm not lying. If people i.e. joyride (Steal car's), sell drug's etc. they get punished by a a republican group. It's been happening over here for years as the justice system is ridiculous, I'm not saying shoot them but you could go down the line's of putting on a fury mask and giving the three of them a good hammering.

:y:

[Giraffe]

I wouldn't usually advocate violence but basically I think you should shame him for his beastiality as well as giving a good hiding.

[MuZiZZle]

you could go down the line's of putting on a fury mask and giving the three of them a good hammering.


http://thefwoosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/samuel-l-jackson-nick-fury.jpg

This is one of the sexiest things I have ever read!

Wouldn't a Fury mask just be an eye patch? or would you have to "blackface" too?

I'm already bald!

[D4MJT]

pics of the dog?

[MuZiZZle]

pics of the dog?

hahahah

Today is a hilarious day!

[Ryancoyle]

http://thefwoosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/samuel-l-jackson-nick-fury.jpg

This is one of the sexiest things I have ever read!

Wouldn't a Fury mask just be an eye patch? or would you have to "blackface" too?

I'm already bald!

Haha lol

I could be speaking about either one of these:

http://www.biztrademarket.com/User/188177/bb/balaclava-2-hole_lr3.jpg

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/Chewbacca2.jpg

[Giraffe]

Considering Matt is hench as fuck though, perhaps a Bane mask?

http://img.escapade.co.uk/SALEHIRE/Large/4891.jpg?1

[MuZiZZle]

Considering Matt is hench as fuck though, perhaps a Bane mask?

http://img.escapade.co.uk/SALEHIRE/Large/4891.jpg?1

Is he camp as fuck like Bane though?

[matt_vtr_15a]

As for the sentence, they will get fuck all.. Unless they have a lot of previous.. One of my ex mates walked through Whitby town center, with spray paint, wrote on almost every shop windows.. Things along the lines of "Nazi jew killer cunts".. He got a £80 fine and told to pay around £150 in damages to the different shop owners.. Not £150 to each, between about 10-15 shops..

Arson is a bit different, but still, at most, community service, probably 60 hours..

As bad as it seems, best bet is probably buy some black tracksuit bottoms, a hoody, and go and smash their faces in.. Or muz's idea

This is what gets me, all the locals in the area they fuck about are elderly so just deal with it and turn a blind eye... not fucking on at all really. They do it in that area as there cowards and the justice system isn't going to make an example out of petty crimes of young idiots with no prospects.

In all honesty, if that happened in my area they would all be taken to a field and shot on the knee's, I'm not lying. If people i.e. joyride (Steal car's), sell drug's etc. they get punished by a a republican group. It's been happening over here for years as the justice system is ridiculous, I'm not saying shoot them but you could go down the line's of putting on a fury mask and giving the three of them a good hammering.

:y:

My dad has had spates of this, basically it's a cycle. Some young lads leave school think their king dick.. fuck about and then get a good hiding and it calms them down...

My dads scrapyard is located at the bottom of the village, in the day he has no issues as he is there but at night it can be often used as a kids playground if they can find a way in or they'll just hurl stones/bricks over to break shit which he finds the next morning.

It used to be fine when I was younger as everyone knows everyone so there were no particular issues, people fucked around elsewhere.

As i've got older though I don't know half of these little pricks that have nothing better to do, so the vandalism has gone up a fair bit.

Caught a few people red handed over the years and it's stopped afterwards for some reason or other, but as i've got older it's been harder to know who some of them are.

The republican group sounds ideal, these little pricks think they rule the police by all accounts, one of them stole an old mans walking stick the other day apparently...

The more I find out about them, the more they need a good hiding.

[Brettles1986]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRaud7_8FwYrVmMvOK3zn4TJtsTfDO2K 8MA9B1AVbcU6-d7e3Gt

Go like this, that way your identity remains hidden and Muz gets an erection.

[Giraffe]

Is he camp as fuck like Bane though?

Probably idk, he does seem to brag about his conquests a lot, so it's probably a front for being an iced gem haired bender?

[matt_vtr_15a]

pics of the dog?

fuck sake haha... it's a bulldog apparently....

Tempted to do a quick chop of what my best vigilante look would be... I'm feeling the bane mask!

[matt_vtr_15a]

We'll go with Bane mask....


http://s29.postimg.org/k83t9170n/me_bane_1.jpg

[MuZiZZle]

We'll go with Bane mask....


http://s29.postimg.org/k83t9170n/me_bane_1.jpg

wear it like a thong!

[RobVT]

I swear today's been comedy on here, Thank you all.

[AntscVTR]

Cut a long story short; I moved away from my small village about 18months ago, lived there all my life otherwise.

Learnt that some youths about 17/18 years old are becoming a real fucking nuisance and have been vandalising bus stops, telephone box's, peoples property and being general little c**ts.

Found out that recently a fire was started down at my old mans scrapyard and also a few peoples gardens etc. in the same area.

The same evening in the same area of the village a friend has them on CCTV kicking her car door in and the 3 lads are the same 3 lads that seem to be related to and seen in the areas of the fires (same clothing description given by witnesses).

Now the justice system is pretty fucking lenient these days so I honestly feel like going Gran Torino on these little bell ends.

HOWEVER

If they can be linked to starting fires, given that there only 17/18 years old what might their sentencing be?

Honestly writing this angry as fuck and can't help but think a good hiding would do much more than a slap on the wrists.

The thing that angers me most is one lad is seen on cctv, pulling out his cock and on numerous occasions trying to put it into his dogs mouth...

Would this be enough grounds to get the dog taken from him if reported to the RSPCA, he's a proper fucking loser from all accounts and it seems like a nice dog in the wrong hands.

Random as fuck thread just venting some steam, I've taken the lads names and looked them up on Facebook....

Bunch of gormless little cretins that I can't stand the site of, look like absolute crime watch contestants that need putting in their place as they appear to brag on status's about convictions and court dates etc. and get away with everything they do....

RSPCA for the dog atrocities as for the army of young adults they will never learn unless taught what is right and wrong properly... A few knocks to the head can do wonders for some personalities I believe.

[MuZiZZle]

RSPCA for the dog atrocities as for the army of young adults they will never learn unless taught what is right and wrong properly... A few knocks to the head can do wonders for some personalities I believe.

What a genius statement!

[Giraffe]

RSPCA for the dog atrocities as for the army of young adults they will never learn unless taught what is right and wrong properly... A few knocks to the head can do wonders for some personalities I believe.

I believe your post is missing probably the most crucial piece of information required though.

Which mask should he wear?

[Manu]

what muz said. Pics + photoshop and a clear message at the bottom. Mind you as you described them, they will just laugh it off and carry on,. So I reckon a few mates and a knuckle sandwich themed evening could be in order.

Last winter we had some (about 15) youths giving it large in my street, my neighbours and I came out instantly, the skinny idiots (the girls did try a bit of a mouthful but quickly realised how nobody gave a fuck) simply did not dare any further and left while uttering some half hearted moans.

If you don't do anything, they'll be slapped with an asbo in about 2 years from now, and we all know how effective that is. In my experience, the Gran Torino option is a lot more effective.



As per the dog, the most is would get would be a count of "buggery", as in 18 weeks in the nick and out in half that. Though I would send the details to the RSPCA just for the sake of the dog, fuck knows what happens indoors.

[matt_vtr_15a]

what muz said. Pics + photoshop and a clear message at the bottom. Mind you as you described them, they will just laugh it off and carry on,. So I reckon a few mates and a knuckle sandwich themed evening could be in order.

Last winter we had some (about 15) youths giving it large in my street, my neighbours and I came out instantly, the skinny idiots (the girls did try a bit of a mouthful but quickly realised how nobody gave a fuck) simply did not dare any further and left while uttering some half hearted moans.

If you don't do anything, they'll be slapped with an asbo in about 2 years from now, and we all know how effective that is. In my experience, the Gran Torino option is a lot more effective.

With you there....

It all seems to be on one lad, literally in the process of hunting him down, even tempted to fake a Facebook account and be some skanky little slut that wants to meet him (alone).

The other two are brothers and a year younger (17 whereas he is 18), and they just seem to be like sheep that have just fell in with the wrong lad. They seem pretty harmless and normal and probably don't like him but see him as too much of a psycho to disagree or not follow him about.

Think he has got himself a couple of followers and now thinks he can do what he wants, a bit of a slap around should bring him back down to earth...

He seems to have zero friends and probably has nothing better to do, might encourage him to find a hobby.

[Brettles1986]

Last winter we had some (about 15) youths giving it large in my street, my neighbours and I came out instantly, the skinny idiots (the girls did try a bit of a mouthful but quickly realised how nobody gave a fuck) simply did not dare any further and left while uttering some half hearted moans.



How did I know you would have a story for such a situation :hug:

[AntscVTR]

I believe your post is missing probably the most crucial piece of information required though.

Which mask should he wear?

I say go stealth in a full tracksuit with a full face zip hood :y:

what muz said. Pics + photoshop and a clear message at the bottom. Mind you as you described them, they will just laugh it off and carry on,. So I reckon a few mates and a knuckle sandwich themed evening could be in order.

Last winter we had some (about 15) youths giving it large in my street, my neighbours and I came out instantly, the skinny idiots (the girls did try a bit of a mouthful but quickly realised how nobody gave a fuck) simply did not dare any further and left while uttering some half hearted moans.

If you don't do anything, they'll be slapped with an asbo in about 2 years from now, and we all know how effective that is. In my experience, the Gran Torino option is a lot more effective.



As per the dog, the most is would get would be a count of "buggery", as in 18 weeks in the nick and out in half that. Though I would send the details to the RSPCA just for the sake of the dog, fuck knows what happens indoors.

Its the way it has to be done Manu, we all had our moments as teens but this generation are heartless moral less little c*nts that push everything too far and with lack of punishment from the one group of people who can make a difference.

[manta]

If anyone does go down the route of making a slutty fake fuckfest facebook then make sure you do it on a public computer or some shit.

If it's linked back to you then you're fucked.

Also the mask I'd choose would be some kind of werewolf mask, they scare the fucking shit out of me so I'm sure it'll shit up some kiddies.

[mechsman]

Next time you see them, paintball gun. Obviously dont aim in the head area, but multiple impacts to the balls by paintballs should hurt a bit. If they continue to do stupid things, repeat this treatment until they stop. Obviously need to be wearing a balaclava for full effect with this.

[CorsaDestroyer]

Simple

screenshot him with his cock in the dogs mouth

open photoshop

paste

Type his name at the top

type "stop being a cunt" at the bottom

Print 50 copies on A3

put them up around the village

Someone did something similar to a girl at my school, they got a pic of her in a bikini on a beach & wrote something along the lines of 'Beached whale, call: *Her mobile* for info' - 100's of copies were scattered in and around school. Bit harsh though as i don't even know what she did to deserve it

[SimpleJoee]

Hang about at your local Spar, they're bound to turn up sooner or later. Then when they do arrive, precisely time a roundhouse kick to the teeth on the leader of the pack.
When the followers of the tracksuit clan see their leader knocked down and toothless, they'll bow down to you and you shall be their master.

You can now control the area with your league of extraordinary asbo warriors :y:

[SimpleJoee]

Next time you see them, paintball gun. Obviously dont aim in the head area, but multiple impacts to the balls by paintballs should hurt a bit. If they continue to do stupid things, repeat this treatment until they stop. Obviously need to be wearing a balaclava for full effect with this.

But you get more points for a headshot? :cool:

[Manu]

a bit of a slap around should bring him back down to earth...

I would say a good slap.




How did I know you would have a story for such a situation :hug:

Yeah, how did you do that. Please share.





Its the way it has to be done Manu, we all had our moments as teens but this generation are heartless moral less little c*nts that push everything too far and with lack of punishment from the one group of people who can make a difference.

You just deal with it accordingly :y:

[12u55]

One could hope that next time the dog will chew his chew toy off.
Cave their heads in. I've left Nottingham to work on site, came back this evening, been several shootings in my neighbour hood since I've been gone.
People need a good old hiding me thinks.

[MuZiZZle]

Someone did something similar to a girl at my school, they got a pic of her in a bikini on a beach & wrote something along the lines of 'Beached whale, call: *Her mobile* for info' - 100's of copies were scattered in and around school. Bit harsh though as i don't even know what she did to deserve it

Can Dave have her number?

[Giraffe]

Can Dave have her number?

Cheers, you're my new wingman!

[Yates]

Bin Laden mask imo

[MuZiZZle]

Cheers, you're my new wingman!

The size of the slags you have around you I doubt there's any wings going spare, dem bitches probably eat the lemon scented handy wipes too!</KFC_JOKEZ>

[Gabbastard]

The size of the slags you have around you I doubt there's any wings going spare, dem bitches probably eat the lemon scented handy wipes too!</KFC_JOKEZ>

Bingowingman?

What a fucking shite superhero hed be.

[blackie_2k5]

public shaming/good beating always works best..dont care what anyone sais

and ive had a few good beatings in the past as well as dishing a few out.

it makes ppl realise their place in the world and in 9/10 cases makes ppl see their actions have consequences

theres always the odd couple who are just total fucktards and despite many beating never learn their lesson..but by age 23 theyre generally smack/crack heads or spend more of their life in an 8x10 box then they do in the free world