Shameful drinker

[SimpleJoee]

So last night me and a few of the boys went out to the pub, and I drank fuck all. Haven't had a proper drink since new years so I'm a little dry, but 6 pints of Bulmers Red and I was howling!
Where do I hand in my man-card? :homme:

[Ryancoyle]

I would class that as a good thing, save's you money haha. Since dieting I haven't been drinking at all so I know when I have to drink in three weeks time I'm going to be fucked after a few. Saying that I would rather drink once every few month's than i.e. 2 / 3 time's a week, something to look forward to instead of doing the same thing every week. :drink::drink::drink:

[SimpleJoee]

I would class that as a good thing, save's you money haha. Since dieting I haven't been drinking at all so I know when I have to drink in three weeks time I'm going to be fucked after a few. Saying that I would rather drink once every few month's than i.e. 2 / 3 time's a week, something to look forward to instead of doing the same thing every week. :drink::drink::drink:

It's a good feeling when you actually come back with some money left in your wallet! :hug:
Yeah I second that, a couple of my mates do it twice a week haha, not for me

[dan.]

Know that feeling, I had my appendix removed 7 weeks ago as it burst and had my first proper drink yesterday while watching the Arsenal game, by 1030 & 7 pints down I was ready for bed....

[Brettles1986]

You say that like 7 pints isn't a lot. If an all dayer then no it isn't but if you did that in say 3.5 hours then that's not too bad going.

[SimpleJoee]

You say that like 7 pints isn't a lot. If an all dayer then no it isn't but if you did that in say 3.5 hours then that's not too bad going.

Well I started drinking from 7 and stopped about half 12 so mine was lacking manliness :drink::drink:

[Giraffe]

Cool story.

I'd be too embarrassed to admit I drink bulmers, not to mention trying hard to come across as a LAD on the interwebz

[SimpleJoee]

Cool story.

I'd be too embarrassed to admit I drink bulmers, not to mention trying hard to come across as a LAD on the interwebz

Oh we've got ourselves a macho man over here! What part of calling myself a sissy drinker, makes me seem as though I'm trying to be a 'LAD'?

[wullvfr]

I've been dry for over 6yrs now so I reckon I'd be dead if I drank that much:fcuk:

[dan.]

You say that like 7 pints isn't a lot. If an all dayer then no it isn't but if you did that in say 3.5 hours then that's not too bad going.

Started about 430 when the football came on. Head was hanging this morning, not felt that for a while!

[SimpleJoee]

Started about 430 when the football came on. Head was hanging this morning, not felt that for a while!

Pint of squash, paracetamol, cheese and ham toasty, hangovers gone ;)

[Brettles1986]

A pint of water before bed usually does me good

[dan.]

Pint of squash, paracetamol, cheese and ham toasty, hangovers gone ;)

First two helped, walking the dog and a smoke sorted me out. Thank god too, daughter's 8th birthday party shortly.

[SimpleJoee]

First two helped, walking the dog and a smoke sorted me out. Thank god too, daughter's 8th birthday party shortly.

Oh god I can only imagine the headache you would've had

[Manu]

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[SimpleJoee]

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Appalling use of that meme, shameful job

[Manu]

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[SimpleJoee]

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[Manu]

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[Giraffe]

Oh we've got ourselves a macho man over here! What part of calling myself a sissy drinker, makes me seem as though I'm trying to be a 'LAD'?

Attempt at self deprication failed really. Ooo look at me I drink Bulmers I'm such a fanny etc, give me some attention.
You made a thread about yourself, that's even more embarrassing than pretending to be a LAD and drinking Bulmers put together!

[SimpleJoee]

Attempt at self deprication failed really. Ooo look at me I drink Bulmers I'm such a fanny etc, give me some attention.
You made a thread about yourself, that's even more embarrassing than pretending to be a LAD and drinking Bulmers put together!

You come across as such a cocky wanker lmao, is there any particular reason you're flapping your bingo wings at me, or are you just mad bro?

I do love me a keyboard warrior, go outside you prat and enjoy the sunshine

[Giraffe]

Ah sorry, I'm only trolling and putting off revision

However, you need to calm down pussy boy

[SimpleJoee]

Ah sorry, I'm only trolling and putting off revision

However, you need to calm down pussy boy

You need to take more in depth trolling lessons, sir.

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[Giraffe]

You need to take more in depth trolling lessons, sir.

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As far as I can tell, you've chomped down three times so far...

You're obviously offended because someone noticed your pathetic attempts at being an internet LAD hero...

[SimpleJoee]

As far as I can tell, you've chomped down three times so far...

You're obviously offended because someone noticed your pathetic attempts at being an internet LAD hero...

You are the alpha male, I can tell. Don't worry I'll back down and stop 'chomping'

[Giraffe]

You are the alpha male, I can tell. Don't worry I'll back down and stop 'chomping'

I think you'll find that I'm a massive chubby chasing bender with a homostache. Matt with the Evo is THE alpha male around here and I submit entirely to his henchness.

Although I do have a V8 in my life, so I'm on my way to alpha male status.

[chompy]

I think you'll find that I'm a massive chubby chasing bender with a homostache. Matt with the Evo is THE alpha male around here and I submit entirely to his henchness.

Although I do have a V8 in my life, so I'm on my way to alpha male status.

I'll spunk up anyone's bum who wants to challenge me for alpha male status.

[josh11490]

No hangover ftw! Start on pints, go to jäger bombs then onto spirits.

[mattknight1984]

You are the alpha male, I can tell. Don't worry I'll back down and stop 'chomping'

I find it easier to ignore anything he posts as it's almost always bullshit or trying to start an argument. Not exactly helping the forum which is already dying on its ass, by talking to newbies like a hero.

[Giraffe]

I find it easier to ignore anything he posts as it's almost always bullshit or trying to start an argument. Not exactly helping the forum which is already dying on its ass, by talking to newbies like a hero.

Bullshit like your 130k is really high mileage and should be avoided at all costs bullshit?
Bullshit to those who are too mentally inferior to understand maybe, so I apologise to you babycakes x

[mattknight1984]

Bullshit like your 130k is really high mileage and should be avoided at all costs bullshit?
Bullshit to those who are too mentally inferior to understand maybe, so I apologise to you babycakes x

I never said that, I said I personally wouldn't buy a car with 130k on it. Regardless of what you say, if I bought a car with 30k on and did 60k in it -it'll be easier to sell than one with 190k on (assuming both are in good condition/fully serviced etc).

I'm entitled to an opinion, as you are to yours but you seem to get off on acting the bigman on the internet.

I know, don't feed the trolls etc - I'll go back to ignoring you now. Much love x

[SimpleJoee]

No hangover ftw! Start on pints, go to jäger bombs then onto spirits.

Oh god you reminded me of something in the pub haha. They had written on a little sign above the bar 'yager bombs £2.50'
I felt as though I needed to tell the bar staff, but I just couldn't..

[Giraffe]

I never said that, I said I personally wouldn't buy a car with 130k on it. Regardless of what you say, if I bought a car with 30k on and did 60k in it -it'll be easier to sell than one with 190k on (assuming both are in good condition/fully serviced etc).

I'm entitled to an opinion, as you are to yours but you seem to get off on acting the bigman on the internet.

I know, don't feed the trolls etc - I'll go back to ignoring you now. Much love x

I don't act the bigman, you just make the mistake of taking it too seriously. I mean I definitely get all badass when people take the piss out of my love for the big womenz, even though it isn't true...
Tis just banter and bullshit, lighten up and don't take it seriously.

[SimpleJoee]

I find it easier to ignore anything he posts as it's almost always bullshit or trying to start an argument. Not exactly helping the forum which is already dying on its ass, by talking to newbies like a hero.

Yeah I got the impression he was acting a bit of a bellend because my post count wasn't high enough to be 'known' on here etc. Bet he lives on 4chan, don't you Giraffe

[matt_vtr_15a]

Laughing at the above.

I could drink more at 16/17 than I can now, occasionally have a social pint but due to dieting/training normally go out to socialise even if my mates go town i'll go, drink water and be designated driver. (I enjoy this much more, and it's easy to scout out a tidy slam piece to take home when you're not slurring your words or covered in your own drinks/piss/vomit.)

Next drinking sesh I'll have will be my Birthday at the end of the July. After about 4 bottle of Desperados i'll be in that tipsy state were you're trying to act sober, after then it's downhill very fast as I lose the ability to pace myself and then I start on the doubles.

[Giraffe]

Yeah I got the impression he was acting a bit of a bellend because my post count wasn't high enough to be 'known' on here etc. Bet he lives on 4chan, don't you Giraffe

Don't even know what 4chan is pussy boy

[Ryancoyle]

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[smiith]

Don't even know what 4chan is pussy boy

I do believe it shows programs such as come dine with me, four in a bed, horse racing, along with various other shows..

[Giraffe]

I do believe it shows programs such as come dine with me, four in a bed, horse racing, along with various other shows..

Hollyoaks? <3

[MuZiZZle]

I do believe it shows programs such as come dine with me, four in a bed, horse racing, along with various other shows..

That right there, that's comedy genius.

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[deano_123]

Yeah I got the impression he was acting a bit of a bellend because my post count wasn't high enough to be 'known' on here etc. Bet he lives on 4chan, don't you Giraffe

Are you trying to imply your denk as fuck on some other forum and you want to bring that swagger up in this bitch.

n00bz

[MuZiZZle]

Are you trying to imply your denk as fuck on some other forum and you want to bring that swagger up in this bitch.

n00bz

Dean, have you been hanging around with Tyler the creator or something?

[SimpleJoee]

Are you trying to imply your denk as fuck on some other forum and you want to bring that swagger up in this bitch.

n00bz

Fuck yeah, I'm the king on brony forums!

[Giraffe]

The fuck is brony, pussy boy?

[SimpleJoee]

The fuck is brony, pussy boy?

I think even you're fed up of that now, c'mon sunshine
You know exactly what a brony is, you're one of them too

[Giraffe]

I have no clue actually!

[potatopete]

Funniest thread for ages, this!

I agree with Giraffe on this one, btw, Pussyboy is a Pussyboy.

[SimpleJoee]

Funniest thread for ages, this!

I agree with Giraffe on this one, btw, Pussyboy is a Pussyboy.

Bro, do you even partake in obstacle moving exercises?

[SimpleJoee]

Next drinking sesh I'll have will be my Birthday at the end of the July. After about 4 bottle of Desperados i'll be in that tipsy state were you're trying to act sober, after then it's downhill very fast as I lose the ability to pace myself and then I start on the doubles.

That's when you bring home the true keepers

[MuZiZZle]

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[potatopete]

Oh, just noticed you're Welsh. That's why people ain't understanding you.

[SimpleJoee]

Oh, just noticed you're Welsh. That's why people ain't understanding you.

I would try and be funny and speak in Welsh, but I don't know any...

[L33h]

Seeing the week I've had I need more than 7 pints I need about 25. Kill me now haha.

Seriously tho 7 pints isn't exactly nothing lol. I go out and drink around 10 and I'm fucked. I feel alright at the time but wake up like wtfffff haha

[0rang3peel]

7 pints in a few hours is a decent enough amount as long as it's a premium lager of like 4.8%+, wouldn't stop me carrying on drinking though

Can't imagine drinking that much fruity bulmers, it's a starter/early morning drink... so sickly!

When you're on the all dayers, that's when you drink ridiculous amounts and never get pissed until you start shotting or doing daft challenges.

[deano_123]

Dean, have you been hanging around with Tyler the creator or something?

havent been out on my board in ages and learned some new words on saturday at the skate park :cool:

[RobVT]

havent been out on my board in ages and learned some new words on saturday at the skate park :cool:
I hope you where on a bmx!