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D4MJT
13th May 2014, 09:38
We're all here because we like cars, and Saxo's are cars, ish.

But what else do you enjoy doing in your spare time. For instance we know HenchMatt likes to lift heavy things in front of a mirror or girls.

I like a bit of gardening here and there, I enjoy shooting, shotgun and rifles, and I also quite like cycling. Mostly road. Then there's cooking, and being fat.

What else do you do?

Brettles1986
13th May 2014, 10:00
Football and that's about it.

I love spending time with my daughter but that is not a hobby as such.

RobVT
13th May 2014, 10:00
I ride a BMX when I can

welshpug
13th May 2014, 10:09
I used to do a ton of bike riding, ridden for Wales infact back in my yoof, fix bikes for a living and go for the occasional ride when I feel like it.

Not much else really, used to Climb a fair a few years ago.

I earn fook all so I just spend my time helping mates with cars instead.

Chris_O
13th May 2014, 10:09
Grown up with shooting and fishing so they both take up a lot of my time

matt_vtr_15a
13th May 2014, 10:13
Haha might change my forum name to that so people stop thinking i'm still 15.

Personally I play and spend a lot of money on golf, i'd say that's my main hobby outside of the gym however the gym can't half hinder my swing at times. Was playing consistently and comfortably to about 4 but now i'm only just breaking 80 as my swing has lost abit of it's consistency.

Otherwise I started back at BJJ/Muay Thai, I fucking hate jogging and any form of cardio except for shagging. I love training BJJ/Thai though so I utilise it as a form of cardio I enjoy as 2mins sexytime isn't enough unfortunately.

Recently taken up snowboarding as well, had about 3 hours of lessons soo far. I'm getting better at it but i'm not a natural! And i'm not exactly the best shape for it either, when I fall I cause mini avalanches.

deano_123
13th May 2014, 10:18
Apart from spending time with the wife and kid I either work from home or study, at the moment I'm doing my environmental degree

I used to skate like everyday but I'm too old/ boring these days

Kebabman
13th May 2014, 10:26
I play a lot of snooker. Our team just got promoted to the local premier league for next season so that should be interesting. Other than that, beer and food...

0rang3peel
13th May 2014, 10:31
I don't really have many hobbys anymore , Just football and related activities, Brewing, Pubbing not much clubbing these days.

I used to, like a lot of people on here bmx, skate etc but I guess I kind of grew up a bit and don't really have time for that.

D4MJT
13th May 2014, 10:50
as 2mins sexytime isn't enough unfortunately.


You can't really count the 90 seconds of pre-sex stretches either.

matt_vtr_15a
13th May 2014, 11:05
You can't really count the 90 seconds of pre-sex stretches either.

It definitely counts, aint no way i'm a <1min man!

Counts as foreplay at least, especially when i'm windmiling to spread the aroma of the Alpha pheromones.

Gabbastard
13th May 2014, 11:11
Playing the guitar, going stamping about the countryside with the dog, xbox.

D4MJT
13th May 2014, 11:16
It definitely counts, aint no way i'm a <1min man!

Counts as foreplay at least, especially when i'm windmiling to spread the aroma of the Alpha pheromones.

hahaha

MuZiZZle
13th May 2014, 11:19
I like raping, lots of raping.

Giraffe
13th May 2014, 11:35
I play a fair bit of 8 ball pool, some snooker.

Quite like long random drives, I do that often enough to be considered a hobby!

A lot of time is spent studying though, so no time for much else!

matt_vtr_15a
13th May 2014, 11:44
I play a fair bit of 8 ball pool, some snooker.

Quite like long random drives, I do that often enough to be considered a hobby!

In that case food shopping is also a hobby, bet you're always food shopping to feed the fatties...

Most people go and feed the swans or the ducks, dave lurks around fast food joints looking for the women with confidence issues and a high percentage of body fat. He then throws food at them and lures them closer until he traps them into a horse box/trailer and takes them home to use them as a human bean bag.

D4MJT
13th May 2014, 11:46
In that case food shopping is also a hobby, bet you're always food shopping to feed the fatties...

Most people go and feed the swans or the ducks, dave lurks around fast food joints looking for the women with confidence issues and a high percentage of body fat. He then throws food at them and lures them closer until he traps them into a horse box/trailer and takes them home to use them as a human bean bag.

It's no coincidence then that he's chopped the 735i in for the perfect tow weapon, a derv A6 avant!

Giraffe
13th May 2014, 11:58
It's no coincidence then that he's chopped the 735i in for the perfect tow weapon, a derv A6 avant!

With a tow bar.

matt_vtr_15a
13th May 2014, 11:59
It's no coincidence then that he's chopped the 735i in for the perfect tow weapon, a derv A6 avant!

All makes sense, not only can he ditch the trailer he has the additional torque for those 'drives out'.

I couldn't resist....

http://s17.postimg.org/vfemxelzz/dave_1.jpg

Giraffe
13th May 2014, 12:02
Fuck you Matt.

Whilst I'm at it, fuck you Matt.

You can quibble with each other over who gets which.

MuZiZZle
13th May 2014, 12:05
I can Imagine Giraffe emerging from the folds like someone who fell down the back of a leather sofa, but him being nude and erect

I imagine this a lot

Possibly too much

RobVT
13th May 2014, 13:47
As if you got rid of the bmw for an audi :(

D4MJT
13th May 2014, 13:50
What can he say, he's a sucker for a large VAG.

Hazmanscoop
13th May 2014, 13:54
I like to play PS4

Thats if my life isnt overtaken with marking and planning...

MuZiZZle
13th May 2014, 13:55
I like to play PS4

Thats if my life isnt overtaken with marking and planning...

Do you paint lines on roads?

Hazmanscoop
13th May 2014, 14:01
No, i've advanced passed that now.

I'm allowed to do the disabled signs at car parks :y:

Gabbastard
13th May 2014, 14:05
No, i've advanced passed that now.

I'm allowed to do the disabled signs at car parks :y:


Is this one of yours?

http://i.imgur.com/GAEMmcL.jpg?1

Hazmanscoop
13th May 2014, 14:07
Hahahaha no.

It's not actually my job, believe it or not.

D4MJT
13th May 2014, 14:11
What can he say, he's a sucker for a large VAG.

Fuck you lot, that was genius.

MuZiZZle
13th May 2014, 14:21
Hahahaha no.

It's not actually my job, believe it or not.

Who are you, the scarlet pimpernell?

tell us what you do for a living, or we'll all enter you at once like the communal brush pot in school art

D4MJT
13th May 2014, 14:26
Who are you, the scarlet pimpernell?

tell us what you do for a living, or we'll all enter you at once like the communal brush pot in school art

He's a teacher

MuZiZZle
13th May 2014, 14:30
He's a teacher

is he sexy?

D4MJT
13th May 2014, 14:31
aren't they all?

MuZiZZle
13th May 2014, 14:33
aren't they all?

some of them are women! :homme:

D4MJT
13th May 2014, 14:34
Pics of Hazman

MuZiZZle
13th May 2014, 14:35
Pics of Hazman

Pics of schoolkids!

D4MJT
13th May 2014, 14:37
Pics of Hazman in schoolkids!

Errrrrrr

chompy
13th May 2014, 14:40
I like to climb mountians

MuZiZZle
13th May 2014, 14:44
I like to climb mountians

So does Giraffe

jbrady72
13th May 2014, 14:54
I work on my Saxo a lot...but apart from that I hang out with mates...usually at Mcdonalds, I work for Team HARD. maintaining/building race cars and on race weekends, I used to play football for Hull City under 18s but stopped nearly 2 years ago now!
So I don't really do much except work on my Saxo :P

D4MJT
13th May 2014, 14:59
I work on my Saxo a lot... I work for Team HARD. maintaining/building race cars and on race weekends

Get them to go HARD on your whats left of your fucking inner wings man! :homme:

trololololol x

Giraffe
13th May 2014, 15:11
As if you got rid of the bmw for an audi :(

Tbf I gave the bmw to my Dad, so it wasn't so bad, until someone crashed in to it.

Come September this heap of shit Audi is going in favour of a Jag XK or a Daimler Six/V8 Jag XJ. Just see whether I want coupe or saloon at the time!

Dany4494
13th May 2014, 15:23
Grooming lots of grooming boxing and bjj and gym on the side.

Ryancoyle
13th May 2014, 15:25
I have a hobbie of getting car's wrote-off, three in one year has to be the best yet.

P.S. Every fucking crash was due to other shit driver's on the road.

:wall::wall:

D4MJT
13th May 2014, 15:26
I have a hobbie of getting car's wrote-off, three in one year has to be the best yet.

P.S. Every fucking crash was due to other shit driver's on the road.

:wall::wall:

I always lol when I read stuff like that.

Granted crashes can be caused by other peoples driving, but 3 times in a year as a best, I'd be taking a look at how much space you're leaving other drivers to act like retards.

MuZiZZle
13th May 2014, 15:27
I always lol when I read stuff like that.

Granted crashes can be caused by other peoples driving, but 3 times in a year as a best, I'd be taking a look at how much space you're leaving other drivers to act like retards.

He can obvs drive, he's got a 170bhp Bora!

Pod
13th May 2014, 15:29
Motorbike trials is all I do now, used to play golf a lot when I was younger.

jbrady72
13th May 2014, 15:29
Get them to go HARD on your whats left of your fucking inner wings man! :homme:

trololololol x

Haha I'll be doing it myself soon enough hopefully! Just need some decent weather!

Ryancoyle
13th May 2014, 15:33
I always lol when I read stuff like that.

Granted crashes can be caused by other peoples driving, but 3 times in a year as a best, I'd be taking a look at how much space you're leaving other drivers to act like retards.

Being honest, driving over here is fucking ridiculous:

First VTR: driving out of a car wash along a road and someone drive's into the side of me - Not a thing I could do

Bora: Driving around a roundabout and someone decide's to pull onto it without looking to see me coming

Current VTR: Someone crashed into me when I was parked and drove off - Hit and run

Seriously bad luck

Ryancoyle
13th May 2014, 15:35
He can obvs drive, he's got a 170bhp Bora!

Not anymore :homme:

D4MJT
13th May 2014, 15:35
Being honest, driving over here is fucking ridiculous:

First VTR: driving out of a car wash along a road and someone drive's into the side of me - Not a thing I could do

Bora: Driving around a roundabout and someone decide's to pull onto it without looking to see me coming

Current VTR: Someone crashed into me when I was parked and drove off - Hit and run

Seriously bad luck

That is pretty fucking terrible luck like.

Do they all drive around with loose potatoes in the footwell getting trapped under the brake pedal or something?

D4MJT
13th May 2014, 15:36
He can obvs drive, he's got a 170bhp Bora!

In an ironic twist, someone crashed into it

MuZiZZle
13th May 2014, 15:36
That is pretty fucking terrible luck like.

Do they all drive around with loose potatoes in the footwell getting trapped under the brake pedal or something?

The roads must be shit, they're all over here tarmac'ing drives!

Ryancoyle
13th May 2014, 15:38
That is pretty fucking terrible luck like.

Do they all drive around with loose potatoes in the footwell getting trapped under the brake pedal or something?

Haha that could quite possibly be the reason :y:

Ryancoyle
13th May 2014, 15:39
The roads must be shit, they're all over here tarmac'ing drives!

Wouldn't put it past them, road's are fucking brutal over here.

Tommo87
13th May 2014, 21:57
Currently it seems as if my main hobby is reading for work to prep for some exams. Apart from that I take the dog out when I can and train BJJ as it's great exercise and cardio. Also when I have time I try to get to the climbing wall.

Hazmanscoop
14th May 2014, 08:32
some of them are women! :homme:

Pics of Hazman

Pics of schoolkids!

I see since i havent been in here that things have spiralled out of control.

I am a teacher, so i enjoy the warm, satisfying, fuzzy feeling i get from kids learning things!

Which leaves me little time to do anything else...

holdawayt
14th May 2014, 09:39
I play snooker a lot, skateboard when I can, gym on the weeknights, used to shoot but haven't for years now. Kayaking was a hobby when I was younger, got my training certificates then realised there's fuck all money in it. Skiing when I can afford it, I ride a motorbike so I guess that's a hobby.

Bit of everything really, is reading a hobby? I'm probably the only guy in my friendship group that reads for pleasure.

MuZiZZle
14th May 2014, 09:42
I play snooker a lot, skateboard when I can, gym on the weeknights, used to shoot but haven't for years now. Kayaking was a hobby when I was younger, got my training certificates then realised there's fuck all money in it. Skiing when I can afford it, I ride a motorbike so I guess that's a hobby.

Bit of everything really, is reading a hobby? I'm probably the only guy in my friendship group that reads for pleasure.

WTF is a friendship group?

lemon191
14th May 2014, 11:33
when i have the time / cash i enjoy going airsoft.

Hazmanscoop
14th May 2014, 12:02
when i have the time / cash i enjoy going airsoft.

Erm what?

Is that blowing a boner until soft, with air?

what is a friendship group as well?

holdawayt
14th May 2014, 12:39
A group of friends perhaps.

Hazmanscoop
14th May 2014, 12:46
Ding, ding, ding

we have a weiner!

chompy
14th May 2014, 12:46
Erm what?

Is that blowing a boner until soft, with air?

what is a friendship group as well?

Airsoft is BB guns but using CO2 canisters

Hazmanscoop
14th May 2014, 12:47
Ah, learn something new everyday.

Was hoping it was the aforementioned activity if im honest...

D4MJT
14th May 2014, 12:48
Airsoft is BB guns but using CO2 canisters

Genuine question here, what do BB guns normally use, they're not spring loaded are they!?

0rang3peel
14th May 2014, 13:01
Genuine question here, what do BB guns normally use, they're not spring loaded are they!?

They are indeed spring loaded :y:

D4MJT
14th May 2014, 13:02
That's unfathomably lame.

What's the point in them?!

MuZiZZle
14th May 2014, 13:28
That's unfathomably lame.

What's the point in them?!

it's basically so you can use your sweet replica weapons and dress up like a badmans

Mickswan
14th May 2014, 13:37
it's basically so you can use your sweet replica weapons and dress up like a badmans

Badass

http://i1280.photobucket.com/albums/a496/MickSwan/image_zps7ad43017.jpg (http://s1280.photobucket.com/user/MickSwan/media/image_zps7ad43017.jpg.html)

MuZiZZle
14th May 2014, 13:54
Badass

http://i1280.photobucket.com/albums/a496/MickSwan/image_zps7ad43017.jpg (http://s1280.photobucket.com/user/MickSwan/media/image_zps7ad43017.jpg.html)

All I can see is a field?

Manwhore
14th May 2014, 14:01
Football is the only hobby I get to indulge in this now :(

lemon191
14th May 2014, 15:01
Airsoft is BB guns but using CO2 canisters

wrong...

you get electric, spring power, and gas. co2 isnt used for much other than pistols but even then quite rarely.

but game wise its the same as paintball just different tools. for me i prefere airsoft because ammo is cheaper and your kit doesnt get ruined by stupid paint! also you only need eye protection not full masks so its more comfortable lol
as for dressing up like badmen there are quite a few hardcore wannabe SAS who play but that doesnt go for everyone! just the same as not every person who mods there car is a dumb as fuck chav lol

stevo67
14th May 2014, 16:01
I can Imagine Giraffe emerging from the folds like someone who fell down the back of a leather sofa, but him being nude and erect

I imagine this a lot

Possibly too much

Ha,ha like loose change or belly button fluff.:hug:

Sophia_Bush
8th January 2022, 15:17
Watch episodes of get fat with matt