Online sexy e-Love

[MuZiZZle]

So I was thinking, I pretty much talk to D4MJT all the time, all day every day *swoon*

I met him online on another car forum which actually sounded pretty gay, www.cruise4fun.co.uk, it's now long defunct.

Now I can't get shot of him!

Have any of you lot had a similar homoerotic experience on the internet, either with a man or ladywoman?

PM'ing Prickle doesn't count btw!

[chompy]

Yup, I married one and the other ended up being best man at my wedding.

[MuZiZZle]

Yup, I married one and the other ended up being best man at my wedding.

dude marriage?

[RobVT]

Nah, Everyone's a cunt

[Jizanthapus]

Yup, I married one and the other ended up being best man at my wedding.

People you met on the internet?

I've never become friends with anyone on the net! Anyone wana be my friend?

[D4MJT]

People you met on the internet?

I've never become friends with anyone on the net! Anyone wana be my friend?

It's because you're a cunt online as well, no-one wants to be your friend man.

[ed-bradley]

I met Chris Chros kriss kross on here, stayed in a Premier inn at Trax with him.

(Supposed to be 2 single beds, but they gave us a Double instead.
He got me drunk and took advantage..

I woke up Butt naked next to him the morning after. While he whispered sweet nothings in my ear.

[Jizanthapus]

It's because you're a cunt online as well, no-one wants to be your friend man.

True dat. I'm not in real life though! I just love trolling illiterate saxo owners.

[D4MJT]

True dat. I'm not in real life though! I just love trolling illiterate saxo owners.

wiki wiki

Having been to French Car Show, I think the biggest problem with meeting people off of the internet is that most saxo owners seem to like sitting in their cars playing with their phones and hiding. Almost as much as Honda owners like to park under streetlights and take pictures of their fitment.

[chompy]

People you met on the internet?

I've never become friends with anyone on the net! Anyone wana be my friend?

Yup, it's amazing how people with similar interests get along in real life as well as on the internet.

No one wants to be your friend, cunt. :y:

[matt_vtr_15a]

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[Giraffe]

I appear to have adopted D4MJT, although he has an awesome back garden, entertaining neighbours and cooks amazing food, so could be worse I guess...

[D4MJT]

I'm epic man, everyone loves me.

Literally, that's why I walk funny.

Matt, is there anything you won't have sex with?

[MuZiZZle]

Matt, is there anything you won't have sex with?


Me

:cry::cry::cry:

[D4MJT]

Me

:cry::cry::cry:

Never mind sugar tits, you're the beef to my mustard x

[holdawayt]

Met a few of you, and used to see a bit of Scene fitment queen Jay but not been out for a car meet for years. Sort of grown out of it.

I think they just used me to meet up with my ex.

[matt_vtr_15a]

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[MuZiZZle]

Met a few of you, and used to see a bit of Scene fitment queen Jay but not been out for a car meet for years. Sort of grown out of it.

I think they just used me to meet up with my ex.

Tell me about ladyjays hams

[D4MJT]

I actually have a moderate level of standards I refuse to fall below

a pulse?

[ed-bradley]

Pics of Said Ex?

and jays birds titties.

[chompy]

Standards are for females.

[MuZiZZle]

Standards are for females.

Like rape alarms

[chompy]

Like rape alarms

What are they?

[matt_vtr_15a]

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[MuZiZZle]

I just found one from an old thread on here, just did some digging...

God that rolls back the years, this must be about 5 years ago i think when i was with her.

http://s12.postimg.org/5kffn8m8t/bun.jpg

no worky!

[ed-bradley]

I'd do a 7 stretch in Hmp wandsworth for a go on that.

[Chris_O]

I just found one from an old thread on here, just did some digging...

God that rolls back the years, this must be about 5 years ago i think when i was with her.

http://s12.postimg.org/5kffn8m8t/bun.jpg


Not bad I have to say!

Surely you must have some moar sexier ones knocking about?!

[MuZiZZle]

someone rehost it, my firewall doesn't like it

:(

[MartinObviously]

ohhhh she looks pleasant.

[MartinObviously]

someone rehost it, my firewall doesn't like it

:(

rofl :homme:

[MuZiZZle]

rofl :homme:

all of the internet to fap over, and all I want to see is a pic of a lass Alpha Matt has rattled, I bet he pumped her full of so much Alpha testosterone she's got a beard and a cock now, mmmmm

[matt_vtr_15a]

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[MartinObviously]

I'm just rubbish at meeting people.

So I stay in the garage and play with 106's Jags and R/C cars.

forever alone :P

[matt_vtr_15a]

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[Chris_O]

sexier..

on off with this girl... juicy.

http://s12.postimg.org/egm2wt4f1/Screenshot_2014_05_13_18_46_19.png

:drink:

Now where are the sweater hams?!

[D4MJT]

Sax-P Virgins assssssssemmmmmmmbbbbllllleeeeeeee!

[Stissy]

I met Nath89 at a saxp meet, became really close friends, saw him pretty much every weekend to go out drinking, met his family and ended up in a long term relationship with his cousin (who is female, obviously).

[deano_123]

I'd do a 7 stretch in Hmp wandsworth for a go on that.

somebody somewhere is sick of her shit, all women are cunts

[Mickswan]

somebody somewhere is sick of her shit, all women are cunts

I love that expression.

[chompy]

I love that expression.

It's so true. Every relationship ends up the same, you have 6 months-1 year of "the honey moon period" then BAM the shit begins.

[sharpy24]

I've met a few people through the old interwebz, became friends with paulydixon and co from the old days of spillers/c4f/ssc/tne etc same with garsy and kev who the likes of matt and muz know too, haven't met the aforementioned 'couple' though :homme: and met deano a couple of times when he lent me his sat nav once.

I'm not great at making friends with strangers tho, even tho I can be a bit of a gobshite with people I know I'm really shy when meeting new people :oops: :homme:

[deano_123]

It's so true. Every relationship ends up the same, you have 6 months-1 year of "the honey moon period" then BAM the shit begins.

try 13 years....

[MuZiZZle]

try 13 years....

What I'd give for a 22 year old wife!

[deano_123]

What I'd give for a 22 year old wife!

Your a bad man

[MuZiZZle]

Your a bad man

:oops::oops::oops:

[Brettles1986]

What I'd give for a 15 year old wife!

Corrected for accuracy.

[MuZiZZle]

Corrected for accuracy.

I was implying she was 9 when he met her man!:homme:

[Prickle]

Sax-P Virgins assssssssemmmmmmmbbbbllllleeeeeeee!

rofffffffffffle.

[matt_vtr_15a]

rofffffffffffle.

You need to improve your response time!! trolol

[Ross]

I talk to Dom far too often. We've had years of bromance. Met on saxp too :D

[D4MJT]

You need to improve your response time!! trolol

That's what she said

[Sam]

Think I talk with Alanapone more than the misses :s met alot of people within the North Wales section and have some really good friends from it :)

[smiith]

When i went to aberdeen to do my survival, i downloaded tinder, and within 3 hours was in bed with a girl from aberdeen uni.. el oh el. Unprotected aswell, go hard or go home.

Few people from here i get on with an text occasionally, snapchat jen a few times a week (pictures of my willy), and i sometimes send muzzpissle pictures of girls in my bed, it excites him muchly

[MuZiZZle]

When i went to aberdeen to do my survival, i downloaded tinder, and within 3 hours was in bed with a girl from aberdeen uni.. el oh el. Unprotected aswell, go hard or go home.

Few people from here i get on with an text occasionally, snapchat jen a few times a week (pictures of my willy), and i sometimes send muzzpissle pictures of girls in my bed, it excites him muchly

it's your winky I like

[Ross]

it's your winky I like

Nothing beats a snapchat of smiith's cock at 2am to excite someone... ;)

[Brettles1986]

It's the bath shots that do it for me tbh.

[smiith]

I have a great portfolio of snapchat classics

[jw1325]

When i went to aberdeen to do my survival, i downloaded tinder, and within 3 hours was in bed with a girl from aberdeen uni.. el oh el. Unprotected aswell, go hard or go home.

Few people from here i get on with an text occasionally, snapchat jen a few times a week (pictures of my willy), and i sometimes send muzzpissle pictures of girls in my bed, it excites him muchly

I just seen this. You snapchat me pictures of your Manjina and beard. But never your willy.

Shitebag.

Don't really keep in touch with anyone from here anymore, unless I have them on Facebook / Instagram etc.

Stay in touch with folk from the Civic forums more, go to JAE every year.

[chompy]

I just seen this. You snapchat me pictures of your Manjina and beard. But never your willy.

Shitebag.

Don't really keep in touch with anyone from here anymore, unless I have them on Facebook / Instagram etc.

Stay in touch with folk from the Civic forums more, go to JAE every year.

It's good to know you still think about me after our meetings :broken:

[jw1325]

It's good to know you still think about me after our meetings :broken:

I haven't seen you since....2008?? or 2009.

Woweee. Long time.

Need a 106 OC Scots reunion ha!

[chompy]

I haven't seen you since....2008?? or 2009.

Woweee. Long time.

Need a 106 OC Scots reunion ha!

Yeah, it'll not be far off that!

Is that such a wise idea? What with all your underlying sexual attraction to me an all :afro:

[jw1325]

Yeah, it'll not be far off that!

Is that such a wise idea? What with all your underlying sexual attraction to me an all :afro:

Christ. Sexual attraction takes effort. I'm too lazy for that these days!

[Yates]

still in touch with quite a few of the old school lot, me and viper go for bike rides together too.