Angry little men

[MuZiZZle]

So yesterday on the way home I demolished a 1.6 petrol Focus off the lights, I'm in economy mode but he was edging forward and I knew he was going to try and do me, so I thought "meh", whapped the M button on and killed him.

Further up the road when it went to single lane he went in to the bus lane to my left and started giving me jip, I presume it's because he had his bird in the car and didn't want to lose face, but that backfired too as I unleashed a wordy torrent of insults at him, mainly about his penis, which she seemed to find amusing.

What's the mentality here though? if I'd had a go at something that was obviously quicker I'd be doing it for the lolz and normally give them a thumbs up?

[D4MJT]

So yesterday on the way home I demolished a 1.6 petrol Focus off the lights, I'm in economy mode but he was edging forward and I knew he was going to try and do me, so I thought "meh", whapped the M button on and killed him.

Further up the road when it went to single lane he went in to the bus lane to my left and started giving me jip, I presume it's because he had his bird in the car and didn't want to lose face, but that backfired too as I unleashed a wordy torrent of insults at him, mainly about his penis, which she seemed to find amusing.

What's the mentality here though? if I'd had a go at something that was obviously quicker I'd be doing it for the lolz and normally give them a thumbs up?

So sat at the lights next to a 1.6 focus with 400bhp on tap, your first thought was "I'd better use M mode and 507bhp" just in case?

[blackie_2k5]

inferiority complex

i see it all the time on the road.. normally wagon drivers these days..hate being overtaken by a loaded recovery truck... no idea what the problem is but it can get pretty entertaining

[MuZiZZle]

So sat at the lights next to a 1.6 focus with 400bhp on tap, your first thought was "I'd better use M mode and 507bhp" just in case?

You never know, could have been a sleeper!

I just presumed he would have been like "look love, that's reet quick, I'll see if I can make him hoof it"

Not to get all emotional!

[SimpleJoee]

Fucking bully, leave the little kids play and be nice!

[Manu]

I had a similar discussion with a neighbour some time ago (bmw owner). He mentioned something about giving a little throttle and leave the prick behind.

[deano_123]

Not sure if ASWing or if every post has to be M5 related

[MuZiZZle]

Not sure if ASWing or if every post has to be M5 related

Surely that's the same thing?

I've got an M5 you know :y:

[deano_123]

Surely that's the same thing?

I've got an M5 you know :y:

It doesnt make you a better person...

[MuZiZZle]

It doesnt make you a better person...

Nothing could, I'm the best :homme:

[Ross]

It doesnt make you a better person...


Actually the more cylinders you have the cooler you are. I thought I was cool but muzz is like iceberg lettuce.

[MartinObviously]

Actually the more cylinders you have the cooler you are. I thought I was cool but muzz is like iceberg lettuce.

Daaaaamn son, you mean if I actually finish my project I'll be cooler than a fucking arctic snow storm?

Iceberg lettuce is only like, fridge.

[MuZiZZle]

Actually the more cylinders you have the cooler you are. I thought I was cool but muzz is like iceberg lettuce.

Sadly being fat and bald makes me less cool, but more sexy?

[martin1985]

i had a corsa d 1.2 trying to race me the other day, you just have to laugh at them lol

[Stissy]

it sounds like the guy in the 1.6 focus upset you by calling you names. mazel tov.

[matt_vtr_15a]

Had the same this morning whilst on the way to my mates. Happily doing 45/50 on the inside lane in a 50 as the weather was shit and some dick in a zetec s flies past me, slows down and then cuts me up to try and prove something.

Slowly approach the lights sticking to the inside lane and like a typical mongtard even though nothing is in the left lane he sits in the right lane at the lights waiting for me... the lanes merge further down the road so he obviously wanted to race me for some reason...

I gently pulled off as he wheelspun about 2mm of tread of his tyres and stayed at the side of him forcing him to slow down as he knew he wouldn't get past. I then drove down the nearby country lanes at the speed limit to his annoyance as he kept trying to find a safe gap to overtake...

He found a gap and at that point i got bored and booted it making him look like a complete and utter retard.

Admittedly i was a bit of a cock but it was deserved. At some traffic lights further down the road he pulled behind me as i think he was suitably embarrassed.

Didn't give it the big one or anything he seemed to be laughing it off from what i could see.

I'm a fairly chilled guy behind the wheel, don't get the road rage thing but if people mouth at me at the traffic lights i will overtake them and pull over, it usually proves angry little men syndrome usually only works whilst behind the steering wheel of a locked car. Can't be done with people that give it the big one personally.

My dad was possibly the worse person for road rage when i was a kid, he was a bit of a hothead but has mellowed over time. Anybody who mouthed at him would normally be pulled from the comfort of their car.

[MuZiZZle]

it sounds like the guy in the 1.6 focus upset you by calling you names. mazel tov.

I'm not Jewish you know

Just ask your mum & dad, mainly your dad

[Prickle]

Youngen's cutting me up before roundabouts in their financed whips annoys me.. why can't they just wait??

I dont really try it with anyone like. Well this one time...

[L33h]

I get it all the time on the bike. M5 drivers :homme:

[MuZiZZle]

I get it all the time on the bike. M5 drivers :homme:

I've got one of those!

Do you wear assless chaps on your bike, like that guy from Mad Mad 2?

[L33h]

Only for you babez

[MuZiZZle]

Only for you babez

http://i.imgur.com/6TFy0R5.jpg

[D4MJT]

LOL :clapping:

[sharpy24]

I often get idiots like this wanting to race me in the megane, I tend to just ignore them these days but occasionally have a little play when I'm bored

[L33h]

http://i.imgur.com/6TFy0R5.jpg

Lmfao. I am actually blonde aswell haha

[L33h]

I had a play with a 225 megane the other day. I was surprised at how quick it actually wasnt

[D4MJT]

I had a play with a 225 megane the other day. I was surprised at how quick it actually wasnt

The megane driver was distracted by your intimidatingly sexy blonde mullet

[MuZiZZle]

The megane driver was distracted by your intimidatingly sexy blonde mullet

and assless chaps

[L33h]

Well what can i say? I get it all the time

[Stissy]

I'm not Jewish you know

Just ask your mum & dad, mainly your dad

I asked him, he said you're definitely a jew.

[Peter_D]

My dad was possibly the worse person for road rage when i was a kid, he was a bit of a hothead but has mellowed over time. Anybody who mouthed at him would normally be pulled from the comfort of their car.

This sentence made my quick visit on here worthwhile :oops::sweetheart:

[MartinObviously]

This sentence made my quick visit on here worthwhile :oops::sweetheart:

Holy shit! there are more than just Alan in Helmsdale :panic:

[jeffchiz]

i was over taken by a biker at the weekend, which was fine i even pulled over a little to give him more room so he could get passed me and the car that was holding me up, we get to a long straight and he slows down to the speedlimit or just a little over, so i go to overtake the car and then the bike floors it when im side by side with him, i was going some so he didnt get in front but there was a car coming towards me which was no bother if the overtake went how it should've done,, but really was he that annoyed at me for over taking him that he was going to endanger my life and the car driver coming towards me, so i cut him up, hanging off the horn, indicate for him to pull over and he just tries to get passed me instead of pulling over...