People in relationships

[matt_vtr_15a]

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[MikeYost]

Think it'll be something you'll grow out of, a few of my mates are the same.. others are settled in long term relationships.

[chompy]

You're a commitment-phobe

[D4MJT]

Let them down gently as possible which normally results in them calling me a prick etc. and then move on to some other girl see them a handful of times and then repeat the cycle again.


In all honesty, and jokes aside, I think I'm just getting old, because I really couldn't be fucked with that all the time nowadays like.

Basically though, you're going to die fat, lonely, and alone. Soz x

[matt_vtr_15a]

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[D4MJT]

Do you want to be in a relationship? If so, why?

[Mickswan]

Cooking, cleaning and ironing!

[Gabbastard]

Its just because you are alpha and want to blast your seed into women and then leave.

[matt_vtr_15a]

Do you want to be in a relationship? If so, why?

Can't say I 'want' to, hence not giving one a try in soo long. Think the longest I have done recently is about a month. Seeing each other about 3/4 times a week and that felt too imposing.

Just personal preference I guess but strange as all my friends are in relationships and do A LOT of things as couples as they all get on. I'm normally cut out of these activities as i'm never with anyone long enough to make such plans.

Thats my main issue to be honest, as the more my mates are under the thumb the less i see them.

[deanbradley]

i used to be like that matey and I'm sure 90% of the lads here were at one point and you do one day change, from my experience i didn't realise i had till my mate pointed out that i was getting committed etc, going on holidays, getting our own place....

my best advice is don't try as it happens naturally, well it did to me :y:

[Prickle]

I've been with mine for 8yrs. :A:

I'm sure you'll find the 'right' one to settle with Matt

[D4MJT]

I'm normally cut out of these activities as i'm never with anyone long enough to make such plans.

Thats my main issue to be honest, as the more my mates are under the thumb the less i see them.

That's fair enough, but obviously not really a good basis for getting into a relationship lolz.

With regard to relationships, me and the wife have some similar interests, but mostly we're just really really good mates. We've been together for 7 years now, and inevitably you have good times and bad times, being good mates is pretty much the most essential requirement for a long term relationship I think. It makes it easier when she's doing my tits in :y:

[chompy]

That's fair enough, but obviously not really a good basis for getting into a relationship lolz.

With regard to relationships, me and the wife have some similar interests, but mostly we're just really really good mates. We've been together for 7 years now, and inevitably you have good times and bad times, being good mates is pretty much the most essential requirement for a long term relationship I think. It makes it easier when she's doing my tits in :y:

sound advice tbh.

been with my wife for 6 years now, we're good mates and she regularly does my tits in. But we always laugh it off eventually :y:

[deanbradley]

That's fair enough, but obviously not really a good basis for getting into a relationship lolz.

With regard to relationships, me and the wife have some similar interests, but mostly we're just really really good mates. We've been together for 7 years now, and inevitably you have good times and bad times, being good mates is pretty much the most essential requirement for a long term relationship I think. It makes it easier when she's doing my tits in :y:

This is spot on :) I've been with mine a few years (4 i believe) and were fine and now looking into planning a wedding at some point.

[Giraffe]

How on earth have I been dragged in to this AGAIN.

I'm going with Gab's theory of TOO ALPHA.

Basically, you obviously feel the need to have a harem of women to sow your seed far and wide and show these pussy beta males that you can have all the women and that YOUR milkshake brings those bitches, even Kelis, to the yard, because it's fucking ALPHA MILKSHAKEEEEEEEEEEEE

[D4MJT]

Interesting thoughts for a new thread!

[L33h]

When ever i find a nice lass that i really like they end up fucking me over. When ever im with a lass i sort of like i end up fucking them off. Fml

[Brettles1986]

It's because clearly girls are not for you Matt and you are in fact a homosexual in denial.

[Brettles1986]

With regard to relationships, me and the wife have some similar interests,

She likes shit cars as well? Or she also likes the idea of being penetrated from behind by Muz?

[D4MJT]

She likes shit cars as well? Or she also likes the idea of being penetrated from behind by Muz?

Both :y:

[Mickswan]

I've been with mine for 8yrs. :A:

I'm sure you'll find the 'right' one to settle with Matt

8 years? Your not even that old are you?

[deano_123]

How do you do it??

Even when I find a girl that has a great personality, shares interests and hobbies, good company etc. and very physically attractive I find myself reluctant to give a relationship or any form of commitment a go. Let them down gently as possible which normally results in them calling me a prick etc. and then move on to some other girl see them a handful of times and then repeat the cycle again.

Anybody else the same or been the same?

I'm 25 this year and since my last proper relationship about 3 years ago I can't get out of this habit. Is it a phase i'll grow out of or am I going to get old and lonely as I can no longer lure girls into my bedroom due to my wrinkly old balls and liver spotted skin?

Relationships dont happen, it takes alot of time and effort, if your not willing to put in that graft because your to wrapped up in yourself then you will be lonely.

My wife can be a titwump but she's still my best mate after 13 years and she's had to put up with me never being home for the last 10, fair play to the nutter.

[SimpleJoee]

I'm kind of in the same boat, but I'm almost 5 years younger than you lmao.
I've got a fair few mates 19/20 that have pretty much settled down, got a kid, and a house together!

[L33h]

Just text a lass i splot up woth a couple of weeks ago. I ended up bein a bellend and getting blocked haha. Forever alone

[Oli-VTR]

was happy in my relationship until friday when she told me were expecting and i have no choice about not keeping it..

[stevo67]

Don't get too wrapped up in a relationship though always make time for friends and your hobbies.space apart is good it's just finding the right balance.

[MuZiZZle]

Both :y:

Both at once side by side with my tridentesque cock while I wank the middle cock prong and they look into each others tear filled eyes

[ThrushMotorsport]

I have turned down every single one in the last 2-3 years, besides.. Ive got a rollcage to buy, cant be wine-ing & dining, as that could cost me the price of one 630cc injector for my build.

Id rather be humping, and shooting my load all over her face before making a swift getaway.

[MuZiZZle]

Id rather be humping, and shooting my load all over her face before making a swift getaway.

"Her" lulz

[chompy]

was happy in my relationship until friday when she told me were expecting and i have no choice about not keeping it..

You did the crime and all that. Time to man up.

[manic]

Buy a race car and race it. You wont have the time or money for a woman in your life

Manic

[ThrushMotorsport]

"Her" lulz

midgets :panic:

[Giraffe]

I have turned down every single one in the last 2-3 years, besides.. Ive got a rollcage to buy, cant be wine-ing & dining, as that could cost me the price of one 630cc injector for my build.

Id rather be humping, and shooting my load all over her face before making a swift getaway.

You're a virgin then?

You did the crime and all that. Time to man up.

I think he means he wants her to keep it but she doesn't want to, but he has no choice?

[ThrushMotorsport]

You're a virgin then?





:panic:

[chompy]

You're a virgin then?



I think he means he wants her to keep it but she doesn't want to, but he has no choice?

Ahhh....I think you're right. Misread it, my bad!

[jw1325]

I honestly don't know how I manage it. I was never much one for relationships, till I got with T.

All fine and dandy, then started arguing. Split up. He wanted back so gave it a second go, but here I am 4 years down the line thinking 'you fucking maniac- you were never cut out for relationships'

Think I'm the same as you Matt. I just get bored to easy and don't like having anyone getting in my jam.

[Giraffe]

I honestly don't know how I manage it. I was never much one for relationships, till I got with T.

All fine and dandy, then started arguing. Split up. He wanted back so gave it a second go, but here I am 4 years down the line thinking 'you fucking maniac- you were never cut out for relationships'

Think I'm the same as you Matt. I just get bored to easy and don't like having anyone getting in my jam.

I lol'd. I interpreted it VERY differently.

[jw1325]

I lol'd. I interpreted it VERY differently.

I lol'd as I wrote it!

[Prickle]

8 years? Your not even that old are you?

24.. Lol.

[Stissy]

I've been with mine for 8yrs. :A:

I'm sure you'll find the 'right' one to settle with Matt

This is definitely the best advice, I wouldn’t worry about being 24 and single, one day you’ll find the right girl and settle. If not, there’s always dating sites ;)


was happy in my relationship until friday when she told me were expecting and i have no choice about not keeping it..

I’m confused on this too - do you mean that she’s having an abortion and you can’t stop her?

[Gandi699]

I'm kind of in the same boat, but I'm almost 5 years younger than you lmao.
I've got a fair few mates 19/20 that have pretty much settled down, got a kid, and a house together!

how is that even possible at that age? Like how do they afford it?
I was still being a young dickhead at 19

[Giraffe]

how is that even possible at that age? Like how do they afford it?
I was still being a young dickhead at 19

Benefits + parents + debt I'm guessing!

[D4MJT]

Benefits + parents + debt I'm guessing!

Living the dream.

[devilsadvocate]

I have had several 3 month to 1 year relationships over the past 6-7 years and they have all fizzled out. Even during them I got bored easily, got home from work and couldn't be arsed to see them so made up excuses not to.

Then I met Jemma (my current girlfriend) and after a few months of dating etc, I knew this was going to be it for me. We have been together 10 months and currently saving for a mortgage which will be another 18 months or so. I have one day to myself each week and see her all the rest and not a day goes by that I don't look forward to seeing her.

I think you just have to find the right person and for me, I know pretty quickly!

[L33h]

I have had several 3 month to 1 year relationships over the past 6-7 years and they have all fizzled out. Even during them I got bored easily, got home from work and couldn't be arsed to see them so made up excuses not to.

Then I met Jemma (my current girlfriend) and after a few months of dating etc, I knew this was going to be it for me. We have been together 10 months and currently saving for a mortgage which will be another 18 months or so. I have one day to myself each week and see her all the rest and not a day goes by that I don't look forward to seeing her.

I think you just have to find the right person and for me, I know pretty quickly!

Thats what happens to me then they seem to fuck me over lol

[Brettles1986]

Benefits + parents + debt I'm guessing!

I moved out at 20, I moved out 2 months after having my daughter, we moved into a nice flat together and managed fine. I did however plan ahead and as soon as I found out we were having a child, I put as much money away each month as possible so that we could move out. During that time of saving I was still paying rent to my parents.

A little on the stereotypical side there Dave.

[devilsadvocate]

Thats what happens to me then they seem to fuck me over lol

If they are fucking you over then you are going after the wrong sort of woman dude!

[L33h]

I know haha. Its like the ones that like me i cant be arsed with n the ones i like cant be arsed with me. I think im jist attracted to psychos hahah. Atm im just not looking. I figure the right one will find me eventually lol

[Giraffe]

I moved out at 20, I moved out 2 months after having my daughter, we moved into a nice flat together and managed fine. I did however plan ahead and as soon as I found out we were having a child, I put as much money away each month as possible so that we could move out. During that time of saving I was still paying rent to my parents.

A little on the stereotypical side there Dave.

And not a single fuck was given by me you welsh sheep shagging benefit scrounging debt laden bender!

[Jamie]

Relationships are hard work.

My last relationship was 8 yrs
Current is just a measly year

I'm a relationship kinda guy.. but fuck me, it's a quiet life without. Swings and roundabouts though as with most things.

Key rules

Bros before hoes *
Don't change the way you are - unless you're a cunt
Don't be jealous & controlling *
Listen *
Talk *
Have time apart **
Don't get in to, too much of a routine. Mix it up a little to keep it fwwwwwwesh

[Brettles1986]

And not a single fuck was given by me you welsh sheep shagging benefit scrounging debt laden bender!

Did I mention I have never had a job and it was in fact you that payed for the flat.

Cheers Dave :drink:

Oh also the sheep were/are female so not technically gay.

[Giraffe]

Did I mention I have never had a job and it was in fact you that payed for the flat.

Cheers Dave :drink:

Oh also the sheep were/are female so not technically gay.

I do believe it is paid*
Wish I'd paid for your education now as well!

[Brettles1986]

I do believe it is paid*
Wish I'd paid for your education now as well!

Ah bollocks!

There is still time yet, I shall enroll in a basic English course at the Job Centre.

Helpz mi get a jobb innit

[holdawayt]

Was with my ex for 4 years before she decided she wanted an upgrade.
That lasted about 6 months and she's now regretting it. Ah well.

I miss being in a relationship but then again I'm enjoying being single and fucking about. I missed out on that when I was 18-22 so making up for lost time.

Just don't actively seek someone, if I look for a girlfriend it'll never happen. It's the random encounters in bars or every day life that normally lead to the best relationships.

[matt_vtr_15a]

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[0rang3peel]

So many people seem to be in this mind frame that they must have a relationship and it's like a mad fucking race to meet someone. People actively go out looking for companionship which I find the strangest thing of all, as if you enjoy your own company, company of friends and family so little you need to introduce someone else.

I was with my ex for 3 years, but we remain very close friends and pretty much just split due to distance & our careers (mainly her's #child prodigy)

I find it mental that people consider marriage after like 2 years, that's completely insane, no wonder the values of marriage are in total tatters and pretty much meaningless these days.

[D4MJT]

So many people seem to be in this mind frame that they must have a relationship and it's like a mad fucking race to meet someone.

Are we reading the same thread? I'm not seeing that lol?

[0rang3peel]

Are we reading the same thread? I'm not seeing that lol?

I'm not really talking about people in this thread, just people in general, it's mental

[D4MJT]

I'm not really talking about people in this thread, just people in general, it's mental

you are :homme:

:cool:

[rey]

I've been with the missus for over 6 years now.

Just writing that down seems weird, doesn't seem possible for that much time to have gone by so quickly. Wouldn't change anything tbh, perfectly happy and saving for a mortgage now.

[0rang3peel]

you are :homme:

:cool:

suck me fatty :A:

[D4MJT]

suck me fatty :A:

Get your coat, how are you even single?!

[0rang3peel]

Get your coat, how are you even single?!

I'm just waiting for the right girl/guy to turn up with a Peugeot 106 in the particularly refined XN trim who knows how to cook, is that too much to ask?

[D4MJT]

I'm just waiting for the right girl/guy to turn up with a Peugeot 106 in the particularly refined XN trim who knows how to cook, is that too much to ask?

hahahaha

[Brettles1986]

I'm just waiting for the right girl/guy to turn up with a Peugeot 106 in the particularly refined XN trim who knows how to cook, is that too much to ask?

He's an expert pork consumer as well by all accounts.

[D4MJT]

He's an expert pork consumer as well by all accounts.

You wouldn't believe where I can hide a sausage :homme:

[Brettles1986]

Oh stop it I am close to climax here.

[0rang3peel]

Dirty little bugger isn't he, I dread to think what sort of filths ruining that plush XN interior

[D4MJT]

Dirty little bugger isn't he, I dread to think what sort of filths ruining that plush XN interior

Bitch please, I'm a track legend wannabe, there's no trace of interior in the car!

[Brettles1986]

Bitch please, I'm a track legend wannabe, there's no trace of interior in the car!

But plenty of protruding knobly bits from the floor :y:

[jw1325]

I just feel like i'm missing out if i get in a relationship. I can do the relationship type things with girls whilst not having the constraints of a relationship.


Don't you just have a girl pal who you can do all that with but fuck too?

That would be handy- some girls are happy with that arrangement.

[D4MJT]

Don't you just have a girl pal who you can do all that with but fuck too?

That would be handy- some girls are happy with that arrangement.

He's got 2, Palmela and Handrea.

[SimpleJoee]

He's got 2, Palmela and Handrea.

Palmela Handerson.

[matt_vtr_15a]

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[jw1325]

The chase is always the best bit!

[Giraffe]

Honestly even that is too much commitment, tried that and it went well for about 6 weeks and then she was digging more and more into who and what am i doing etc. Had this arrangement on several occasions and each time it starts to feel more and more like commitment as time goes on.

Have someone that I can just get around to bounce, but when it's on a plate like that i find myself never calling her. I think half the satisfaction i get from being single is the thrill of the chase.

Once I have a girls attention I lose interest, I don't mean to and it annoys myself sometimes as I end up pissing them off to the extent they want nothing to do with me and think i'm playing games.

I mean this in the nicest possible way Alpha Matt, but you sound like a bit of a bellend who is a bit self absorbed?

Are you ashamed of yourself and what you do, and is that why you don't want a girl to dig around and get to know you?

[Ross]

I mean this in the nicest possible way Alpha Matt, but you sound like a bit of a bellend who is a bit self absorbed?

Not sure the bits in red really fit in the same sentence :D

[D4MJT]

I mean this in the nicest possible way Alpha Matt, but you sound like a bit of a bellend who is a bit self absorbed?

Are you ashamed of yourself and what you do, and is that why you don't want a girl to dig around and get to know you?


I lolled at that.

Like a fucking sledgehammer Dave.

[Giraffe]

Nah I mean he seems like a real sound lad, just a bellend towards women!

I have a fucking A level in Psychology, he's getting psychoanalysed.

and then just analysed, and not in the sense that you would think...

[Ross]

Follow these steps.

go to www.google.co.uk

enter "daves girlfriend" without quote marks(")

Click images.

Admire Daves girlfriend in the 3rd image.

/thread.

[matt_vtr_15a]

I mean this in the nicest possible way Alpha Matt, but you sound like a bit of a bellend who is a bit self absorbed?

Are you ashamed of yourself and what you do, and is that why you don't want a girl to dig around and get to know you?

Exactly the reason for this thread, I had no issues with it when i was 18-19, it's all part of being a young lad but at almost 25 it's something I should and would of liked to have outgrown.

I am terrible for overthinking and I think that's my main issue, I constantly think what limitations a relationship may put on me such as career path, moving abroad etc. I just don't fully know where I want to go in the future just yet and I don't think that helps.

I don't do the single thing to bang numerous girls, I find myself liking company as and when it suits me. Sometimes I don't want any company in the evenings for a week or so and i'm just genuinely not talkative and have to force myself to reply to texts etc. This also makes it even harder as I appear to be soo hot & cold.

Definitely not self obsessed and I have nothing to prove to myself or others, i'd rather just get out of the mind set though and at least be open to seeing where certain things go.

[D4MJT]

In that case worry not, you're just a busy chap with enough on without the commitment of a relationship to boot.

If at some point you find yourself more settled in future, maybe it'll be something you're more interested then. You don't NEED to be in a relationship before you're 30 or anything :y:

[deano_123]

Your so Alpha you dont need no bitch giving you shit, your a lone a wolf, your the man, your everything I want to be and more

[Ross]

Cant remember - you did move out right Matt? Something about too many Alpha Matt's in one house?

[chompy]

Don't you just have a girl pal who you can do all that with but fuck too?

That would be handy- some girls are happy with that arrangement.

That sounds like an offer....

[Brettles1986]

The only thing Matt_vtr_15a (too many fucking Matts) is in love with is his 20KG dumbells and his protein shakes ;)

Your so Alpha you dont need no bitch giving you shit, your a lone a wolf, your the man, your everything I want to be and more

*you're *don't *you're *you're *you're :oops:

Seriously dude ... fucking northern fairies.

[matt_vtr_15a]

Cant remember - you did move out right Matt? Something about too many Alpha Matt's in one house?

Yes I did about 18months or so ago.

The only thing Matt_vtr_15a (too many fucking Matts) is in love with is his 20KG dumbells and his protein shakes ;)


*you're *don't *you're *you're *you're :oops:

Seriously dude ... fucking northern fairies.

I apologise for my errors, I type at speed without proof checking as I'm at work.

20kg dumbells? What do you take me for some kind of homo? It's all about the 67.5KG dumbbells in the roidiest gym in town surrounded by vascular sweaty men in vests....

Sounds like one of Muzz's dreams...

[D4MJT]

Yes I did about 18months or so ago.



I apologise for my errors, I type at speed without proof checking as I'm at work.

20kg dumbells? What do you take me for some kind of homo? It's all about the 67.5KG dumbbells in the roidiest gym in town surrounded by vascular sweaty men in vests....

Sounds like one of Muzz's dreams...

He was on about Deano man, but he's from cramlington, so you have to excuse him. It's a miracle he can communicate :homme:

[MuZiZZle]

The chase is always the best bit!

Mmmm rape

[Stissy]

Cant remember - you did move out right Matt? Something about too many Alpha Matt's in one house?

I remember this haha.

[Ross]

http://mazzymike.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/overflowing-house.jpg

This is all the testosterone at Matt's house...

[D4MJT]

I hope it didn't take you since yesterday to photoshop that!

[MuZiZZle]

Did someone mention photoshop?

[Giraffe]

Oh God.

Ross, is that testosterone, or is it the waterfall of pussy juice flowing from his harem of women?

[matt_vtr_15a]

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[L33h]

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[Giraffe]

NSFW Matt!

She looks good though, you alpha male you.

[D4MJT]

Bit skinny for you like Dave

[MuZiZZle]

Did someone mention juicy women..

http://s27.postimg.org/awav9ixjn/Screenshot_2014_05_29_11_29_55.png

You need a bigger TV, poor lass is straining to see it!

[Giraffe]

Bit skinny for you like Dave

Fuck you Matt.

[D4MJT]

hahaha

[iVTR]

Matt, you cunt.

You owe us faithful boys some time & money.. I'm beginning to think you are the sole reason why all these bitches go a bit psycho because 'They've been hurt...' in the past..

Dear oh dear.

[matt_vtr_15a]

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[MuZiZZle]

In a drastic change of events I'm actually taking a girl to the Snowdome for a couple of hours soon on a date, this is big for me. I don't do dates.. i'm trying!


12 years old and so so alpha!

[Ross]

take her to the disco after matt. Bitches love the disco.

[MuZiZZle]

take her to the disco after matt. Bitches love the disco.

Then an arcade, so you can finger blast her behind the grabber machine while she enjoys a Slush Puppy

[matt_vtr_15a]

Fuck you guys. Nothing wrong with a bit of snowboarding.

[stevo67]

http://mazzymike.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/overflowing-house.jpg

This is all the testosterone at Matt's house...

No it's the snowdrome;);)

[Mochachino]

Thread requires an update Matt!

[Brettles1986]

LOL! ....

[matt_vtr_15a]

Thread requires an update Matt!

I have been stripped of my Alpha male status.

I am now Beta Matt.

[Brettles1986]

But having your cock polished on the regular, I know which I would rather be

[MuZiZZle]

I have been stripped of my Alpha male status.

I am now Beta Matt.

Please change your name to Max

[D4MJT]

But having your cock polished on the regular, I know which I would rather be

The polisher, or the cock?

[Brettles1986]

The polisher, or the cock?

I am already a cock!