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Supposed to be working.
Muhahahah.
MuZiZZle
29th May 2014, 13:05
I sort of am, ish
Has the makings of the longest ever thread on saxp this ;)
Brettles1986
29th May 2014, 13:09
Typing into the quick reply box in a Saxp thread ...
Brettles1986
29th May 2014, 13:09
Now I'm reading the replies ...
Brettles1986
29th May 2014, 13:10
Now I'm clicking off the internet so it looks like I'm working when my manager walks past ...
MuZiZZle
29th May 2014, 13:11
I went on saxp the other day on a laptop at home, I felt dirty being on it and not getting paid
D4MJT
29th May 2014, 13:14
trying to delete the steady stream of cockshots Muz keeps texting me
MuZiZZle
29th May 2014, 13:14
trying to delete the steady stream of cockshots Muz keeps texting me
so much cock, so many shots
Scott
29th May 2014, 13:15
Supposed to be working.
Ditto!
Giraffe
29th May 2014, 13:17
Also meant to be working
Jigs2895
29th May 2014, 13:25
Crying inside because the dent repair man made my door look worse than before and took £60 of my money
MuZiZZle
29th May 2014, 13:38
Crying inside because the dent repair man made my door look worse than before and took £60 of my money
And you paid him? :homme::homme::homme:
Mickswan
29th May 2014, 13:50
Watching dog the bounty hunter
Im sat on the settee in my leathers. Cant be arsed to get up to get changed
D4MJT
29th May 2014, 14:42
Im sat on the settee in my leathers. Cant be arsed to get up to get changed
http://recaparama.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/178.jpg
It's a bold look! Sexy, but bold!
^ LOL
Just taken my garage roller shutter door apart to try and fault find the issue with the motor, only to find a replacement motor is £300+.
So - I'm now sobbing quietly in the corner.
Well its hard to pull off but with a body like mine I make it look easy ;)
Might open a can
fleshlight?
oh yeah miller time.
*cracks
and a bit of work maybe.
Stopping "work" to go and clean the car. Boom!
It's official, you do fuck all with your day.
It's official, you do fuck all with your day.
That's been official for years dude.
You coming round? ;)
Off out for dinner tonight pal. E-Lisha has just bought an Audi A1 brand new to try and keep up with the trend, she wants me to come out too. But I'm off out with A-lisha for her grandmas something or other meal.
Gayyyyy.
I might start waxing and polishing the cutlery to get my car fix tonight.
Chr15
30th May 2014, 06:15
finding the will to get up.
muz - the quote/lyric in your sig 'times are a changing, thats what bob dylan said' if im not mistaken ;)
ross doesnt even work. benefits fuel the a4 1.8t
MuZiZZle
30th May 2014, 06:33
finding the will to get up.
muz - the quote/lyric in your sig 'times are a changing, thats what bob dylan said' if im not mistaken ;)
ross doesnt even work. benefits fuel the a4 1.8t
"she's the cherry on my cake, the sausage roll to my meat, when I'm spread-eagled on your sister it's a sexual treat"
D4MJT
30th May 2014, 06:47
gotta love a bit of GLC
MuZiZZle
30th May 2014, 06:54
Shop mobility, shop shop mobility!
Oi. I was up at 0600hrs I'll have you faggots know. Fed dogs, collected the 206 from Audi in Hitchin by 0730hrs where I'd abandoned it last week when collecting my Audi, now back at my desk (at home, granted) and signed in working!
D4MJT
30th May 2014, 07:37
0600?!
Did you sleep in?
Bender
MuZiZZle
30th May 2014, 07:40
0600?!
Did you sleep in?
Bender
Southerners man :homme:
Presumably you were up earlier to catch the bus to collect your JSA?
Scott
30th May 2014, 08:05
Hanging over laptop. Over did it on the sauce last night
atm I want to go out on my bike for a bike and do some silly things but I can't cos I have to wait for someone to drop the works van off :(
Ryancoyle
30th May 2014, 11:48
Working from my bedroom as usual :n:
Wanking in my bedroom as usual :n:
Fixed.
I'm watching Bates Motel on catchup. Oh, and working of course.
Ryancoyle
30th May 2014, 12:14
Fixed.
I'm watching Bates Motel on catchup. Oh, and working of course.
Sorry meant wanking :clapping::homme::oops:
Yates
30th May 2014, 14:10
sat on ship in middle of the channel just sailing around
Currently sitting watching jeremy kyle with a cup of coffee trying to wind my brother up cos hes got a telephone interview lol. And debating what to do tonight
Prickle
30th May 2014, 14:17
Sat doing a fuck all really... had issues with the Senna update on GT6 on the '3. Tried safe mode then rebuild database. Didnt work tried again and now it does.
Must be a wind up..
ed-bradley
30th May 2014, 15:15
Typing this brief sentence and wondering what I am doing with my life.
At this moment in time i am fucking furious. My chain has snapped again!
Im goin out to smasha burger challenge all over followed by about 20 pints
Chr15
30th May 2014, 18:05
gotta love a bit of GLC
'I did a wheelie on a penny farthing, big wheel up, big wheel up'
to hell with the thread, glc lyrics ftw
17708
Polishing one out. Hur hur.
Mickswan
30th May 2014, 18:29
About to watch the new x men.
Brettles1986
30th May 2014, 19:58
17708
Polishing one out. Hur hur.
That the after?
Burger challenge is impossible
Working. No, srs. Working. Trololol
aldred309uk
3rd June 2014, 09:07
Watching breaking bad on my day off, last episode of series 3!
Pretending to work.
Rather bored today.
Jizanthapus
3rd June 2014, 09:12
Watching breaking bad on my day off, last episode of series 3!
It gets so much better my friend! I want to watch it all again now...
I'm 'working' - currently sat at McDonald's, just had some breakfast now just watching videos n stuff on my phone :fcuk:
Giraffe
3rd June 2014, 10:08
Burger challenge is impossible
What challenge and where?
RobVT
3rd June 2014, 10:45
What challenge and where?
I've done the Burger Challenge and the Steak Challenge at the Norman Conquest :D Certificates to prove
Giraffe
3rd June 2014, 11:31
I've done the Burger Challenge and the Steak Challenge at the Norman Conquest :D Certificates to prove
Dunno how you managed the burger, they are shit! I got sick of eating mine, only had half a pattie left as well, so i left it and ate half the mega mountain instead.
Seen the challenge at the purple pig? That is bloody stupid!
Prickle
3rd June 2014, 11:35
Not long finished. Thats it till Tuesday. :D
RobVT
3rd June 2014, 12:02
Dunno how you managed the burger, they are shit! I got sick of eating mine, only had half a pattie left as well, so i left it and ate half the mega mountain instead.
Seen the challenge at the purple pig? That is bloody stupid!
Done it last year, was nice when i had it... Jaw ache though
At dover fitting a side window in a coach
Giraffe
3rd June 2014, 13:10
At dover fitting a side window in a coach
Never mind that, what of this burger challenge??
What challenge and where?
The one at the wagon in team valley
Our Massive Burger is Packed with: • Two flame-grilled 12oz* beef burgers • Two breaded chicken breast fillets • Spicy chilli beef • Cheese slices • Onions • Crispy bacon • Onion rings Served with a giant double portion of chips!
Its massive. They do a 32oz steak aswell
Giraffe
3rd June 2014, 13:12
I'll have a butchers!
Just the flaming grill one that Rob said he did and I would have done had it not been shit! Pussy!
12u55
3rd June 2014, 16:47
Chilling in the staffroom with a mug of cha. About to set up a climbing rig.
Kebab and chips, and mythbusters. Nom nom.
chompy
3rd June 2014, 19:49
Doing a shit
griff_106
3rd June 2014, 20:25
Mooching around on eBay getting the last bits for Le Mans next week and (more worryingly) searching for 205 GTi's. This could get expensive... :p
I'll have a butchers!
Just the flaming grill one that Rob said he did and I would have done had it not been shit! Pussy!
Was alright for a tenna!
0rang3peel
3rd June 2014, 21:38
Just watching vikings, just had a massive bonfire so the neighbours are probably tamping.
devilsadvocate
6th June 2014, 12:03
Back in the office after a 6.30am flight back from Germany.
Strangely enough there was no mention of the D-Day anniversary there....
Strangely enough there was no mention of the D-Day anniversary there....
didn't they have their collective asses chopped up and wrapped in berliners back then, not much to celebrate.
Brettles1986
6th June 2014, 12:30
Getting stressed in relation to:
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=464764
MuZiZZle
6th June 2014, 12:52
I'm nude
Brettles1986
6th June 2014, 13:13
I'm nude
Violently masturbating to this thought.
MuZiZZle
6th June 2014, 13:30
Violently masturbating to this thought.
want pics?
Brettles1986
6th June 2014, 13:33
want pics?
*cough* PM *cough*
MuZiZZle
6th June 2014, 13:56
*cough* PM *cough*
How about this?
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g215/animetoshi/C8FC38F8-4A89-4C8F-8CC1-71FBC28D6446-4813-0000016AA236BC11_zps2dd93fdf.jpg
0rang3peel
6th June 2014, 14:46
working, watching a bit of nadal destroying that twat murray
Just got back from london. Sitting thinkin of things to do on my one day off a week i get before im back on sunday. Oh the joys
Just caught up with the rugby finally!
Giraffe
9th June 2014, 21:11
Listening to Let it go and supposed to be revising...
Watching dumb and dumber with a can
0rang3peel
9th June 2014, 21:16
Just watched game of thrones, strange episode.
On a late shift tomorrow so might watch a film in a bit
MuZiZZle
9th June 2014, 22:21
I'm at graft, actually working thanks to a catastrophic environment failure *sigh*
Mickswan
9th June 2014, 22:41
Just watched game of thrones, strange episode.
On a late shift tomorrow so might watch a film in a bit
Was a bit weird, only episode set in one place. Suppose they had to wrap all that up before last episode next week.
MuZiZZle
9th June 2014, 23:12
What is strange is that one of the dads from my kids school is in the flipping Black Watch!
VeiRoN
10th June 2014, 00:32
Watching E3 conference
deanbradley
10th June 2014, 00:46
Browsing which airsoft gun I should buy :/
vtrmann
10th June 2014, 10:12
Sat in my car in york checkin out the totty while waitin for my boss to get his arse here.
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