Fatsperience

[MuZiZZle]

I've noticed a lot of us are fat, Mainly D4MJT

But how fat are we? using this bad lad :

http://www.nhs.uk/Tools/Pages/Healthyweightcalculator.aspx just how fat are you?

I'm 6'4 and 105kg, BMI 28.1 so I'm 3/4 in the overweight section, another 6kg and I'm obese!

it's burger time!

[SimpleJoee]

5'10
75kg
23.7bmi

Pure solid mass.

[MuZiZZle]

5'10
75kg
23.7bmi

Pure solid mass.

I've shat bigger than you!

[smiith]

5'10
73.4KG
23.2 BMI

Well into the healthy weight zone

[Jizanthapus]

18.9 for me. I had to guesstimate my height though because.....well who measures themselves regularly?

[MuZiZZle]

18.9 for me. I had to guesstimate my height though because.....well who measures themselves regularly?

Children?

How the fuck don't you know how tall you are?

[chompy]

6ft 1
17st
31.4bmi
I do alot of climbing so have massive legs, arms and shoulders that are solid, but a podgy midriff

[SimpleJoee]

I've shat bigger than you!

I swear I have no organs inside of me.
I'm a stocky build but I just weigh nothing, I'm a worldwide phenomenon!

[MuZiZZle]

6ft 1
17st
31.4bmi
I do alot of climbing so have massive legs, arms and shoulders that are solid, but a podgy midriff

I'll ease up on insulting you, slightly, you fatty

[MuZiZZle]

I swear I have no organs inside of me.
I'm a stocky build but I just weigh nothing, I'm a worldwide phenomenon!

Would you like a nice big organ inside you?

[chompy]

I used to be 18.5st before I started climbing. But was 15st at 14 when I played rugby and did the old powerlifting.

You fat shit.

[Jizanthapus]

Children?

How the fuck don't you know how tall you are?

Yes please!

And because I've never measured myself :fcuk: why would I need to?!

[MuZiZZle]

Yes please!

And because I've never measured myself :fcuk: why would I need to?!

For height restrictions and stuff :homme:

[smiith]

Just done my sisters BMI.. 28.9.. WOW.

[MuZiZZle]

I used to be 18.5st before I started climbing. But was 15st at 14 when I played rugby and did the old powerlifting.

You fat shit.

Technically when climbing you're still powerlifting though, you portly scotch slag

[MuZiZZle]

Just done my sisters BMI.. 28.9.. WOW.

From you I expect BMI to mean, Bum, Mouth and Intestines

[smiith]

From you I expect BMI to mean, Bum, Mouth and Intestines

Bum, mouth infection.. sadly for her

[chompy]

Would you like a nice big organ inside you?

I spat my kebab all over the floor at this

[SimpleJoee]

I spat my kebab all over the floor at this

That was a bit daft wasn't it. Pick it up.

[chompy]

That was a bit daft wasn't it. Pick it up.

Pick it up? Do I look like some sort of civilised person?


Licked that fucker off the carpet

[stevo67]

Bum, mouth infection.. sadly for her

With muz it's bum mouth incest so they tell me.:A::y::hug:

[MuZiZZle]

With muz it's bum mouth incest so they tell me.:A::y::hug:

Who tells you?

[smiith]

Who tells you?

The sex offenders register?

[MuZiZZle]

The sex offenders register?

Have a look at the "Central Florida Sexual Predators Database"

it's amazing!

[stevo67]

Who tells you?

Knowone i jest mate.:y:

[MuZiZZle]

Knowone i jest mate.:y:


Superstar deejay Knowa Knowone ?

http://criticalbeats.org/main/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/noah1web.jpg

[matt_vtr_15a]

http://s17.postimg.org/ujuk0th0f/Screenshot_2014_06_06_19_21_35.png

BMI is a very shit calculation and god only knows why the NHS use it, bodyfat percentage givrs a much more accurate result as BMI doesn't take into consideration lean mass...


Here's mine hahaha, if I weighed that amount I'd be frail as fuck and definately a non Alpha male.

[Yates]

Superstar deejay Knowa Knowone ?

http://criticalbeats.org/main/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/noah1web.jpg

looks like cal

im at 25.2

[Brettles1986]

6ft 1
14st 3
26.2

We should add gender to this, it could act like a dating site for Dave.

[Mickswan]

In the green, but far from pleased!

[Jizanthapus]

For height restrictions and stuff :homme:

What like?

You must be this tall:

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To ride Muzizzles Mum

[Lucas_LFC]

Height: 6ft 0in
Weight: 12 stone
BMI: 22.7

Lean mean killing machine just... Lol

[Viper]

25.1 for me. 6ft 84kg. Fair bit of muscle in my legs as well.

I'm pretty happy with that.

[L33h]

23.8. Lost a stone of muscle from working away the last few month tho :(

[Yates]

a stone is alot! Even when ive stopped gym for months never lost that much muscle, seems a crazy amount to lose

[welshpug]

18.5

6 ft, 10 stone.

[Giraffe]

28.4

6ft @ 15st

[griff_106]

Height: 5ft 10
Weight: 14st 3Ibs

BMI = 28.5

Always been a fat fucker and I'm about to go on holiday - I'll go on a diet later... haha

[L33h]

a stone is alot! Even when ive stopped gym for months never lost that much muscle, seems a crazy amount to lose

Yea if feels horrible tbh. Feel skinny n weak as piss :(

[stevo67]

Height 5ft 8"

Weight 75kg.

[Ryancoyle]

That calculator is a load of shit, I have a six pack yet I'm obese according to it? :homme:

Make's no sense.

[MuZiZZle]

That calculator is a load of shit, I have a six pack yet I'm obese according to it? :homme:

Make's no sense.

You fat cow, no wonder you need a derv bora

[Ryancoyle]

You fat cow, no wonder you need a derv bora

I drive a Saxo :y::panic::homme:

Bora is well gone ;)

[MuZiZZle]

I drive a Saxo :y::panic::homme:

Bora is well gone ;)

gutted

[Ryancoyle]

gutted

No not really, getting car changed again in August so I'm happy (And Obese) :y:

[MuZiZZle]

No not really, getting car changed again in August so I'm happy (And Obese) :y:

it's the only way :y:

[devilsadvocate]

5'5 and 9 stone. Bmi is normal and I am not skinny as such.

[Chris_O]

6ft 2
14 stone
25.1

[EwynSaxo]

I dunno how bad this is but im well under weight with 17.8 bmi

[devilsadvocate]

I dunno how bad this is but im well under weight with 17.8 bmi

Excuse to eat some doughnuts then ;)

[kizmo22]

5ft 11", 64kg, came to 19.6! woohoo!!

[EwynSaxo]

Excuse to eat some doughnuts then ;)

Thats the thing my diet is awful, my dad keeps saying when your 30 it will hit you hard .... it happened to him he ended up putting on a couple of stone in 2 years aha

[MartinObviously]

I'm 5'8 and 10 stone :(

[matt_vtr_15a]

I'd feel like a feather with some of your lots weight I'm 18.5 stone now!

[SimpleJoee]

I'd feel like a feather with some of your lots weight I'm 18.5 stone now!

Lightweight baby!
How the fuck do you bulk so easily? Even dirty bulking I struggle to put on more than a stone and a half ish! (without looking chubby, could do that easily)

[L33h]

Alllll kindz of groth hormones, alll kindzz

[matt_vtr_15a]

Lightweight baby!
How the fuck do you bulk so easily? Even dirty bulking I struggle to put on more than a stone and a half ish! (without looking chubby, could do that easily)

See above post... ALL KINDS!

Always been the same though, if I was lazy and ate junk food I could put a stone of fat on in a month without a problem.

If I train hard, diet etc. and go all out for fat loss I could lose 1-1.5 stone in a month without a problem.

I pack on mass very easily and find it quite easy to cut body fat whilst adding lean mass, for the past couple of month i've been banging weight on week after week but my body fat has consistently reduced.

That's the mad thing with BMI and why it's bullshit, I have gained lean mass and cut my body fat in turn having a healthier body composition that it was before however on a BMI scale i've apparently let myself go.

BMI isn't worth shit, neither is your weight on the scales. It's all about lean mass and body fat. Unfortunately the government/NHS etc. seem to push BMI. I suppose it's aimed at the general public though who have an 'average' lean mass content.

(Not aimed at anyone in this thread by the way, just me having a rant)

[Ross]

BMI is bullshit...

When I was full on "fit as FUCK" burning through about 5000 calories a day, doing 16 hour days in the wind tunnel back in 2009, fighting/coaching, I was 13st 6lb and looked fine. Apparently BMI says my healthy range is 10st to 13st 8lb.

Fuck me, someone 6ft 1" tall at 10 stone would blow over in a breeze. What a joke.

Anyway - I'm obese now. #bothered

BMI is 32.3. Do I win a prize?

[Brettles1986]

I've put on loads of weight over the last year.

Partly because I have been diagnosed with Asthma now and my chest gets very tight so don't want to push it too hard. Partly because I am not playing football so much and partly because I am eating my body weight in junk fgod on a daily basis.

[Giraffe]

I've put on loads of weight over the last year.

Partly because I have been diagnosed with Asthma now and my chest gets very tight so don't want to push it too hard. Partly because I am not playing football so much and partly because I am eating my body weight in junk fgod on a daily basis.

If you've put on loads of weight, then before this last year you were a skeleton. Literally a skeleton.

[D4MJT]

If you've put on loads of weight, then before this last year you were a skeleton. Literally a skeleton.

Don't mind Dave, he just has an unnatural fear of the skinny...

[Giraffe]

Fuck you Matt, I bet you only told me to post that so you could take the piss out of me!

[chompy]

Fuck you Matt, I bet you only told me to post that so you could take the piss out of me!

Would it really surprise you? have you not realised that he's a cunt? :y:

[D4MJT]

Would it really surprise you? have you not realised that he's a cunt? :y:

hahahahaha :y:

[Giraffe]

He is like, what a dick.

[Brettles1986]

If you've put on loads of weight, then before this last year you were a skeleton. Literally a skeleton.

Stop masturbating over my FB pictures!

[Giraffe]

Stop masturbating over my FB pictures!

Be thankful I'm not Muz...

[D4MJT]

Stop masturbating over my FB pictures!

Pics of Dave knocking one out over pics of Brett?

[Giraffe]

awkward

[daz_zz_er]

http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad252/danieluphill/DSC_0670_zpsvfq41xdu.jpg (http://s941.photobucket.com/user/danieluphill/media/DSC_0670_zpsvfq41xdu.jpg.html)

Opppssss

[matt_vtr_15a]

6foot2 and you weigh less than 9 stone?

Hoe is that even possible dude? I bet you could walk on water.

[daz_zz_er]

6foot2 and you weigh less than 9 stone?

Hoe is that even possible dude? I bet you could walk on water.

Yep! It's kind of made me more worried seeing that.

[MuZiZZle]

Yep! It's kind of made me more worried seeing that.

I'm literally twice the man you are!

[EwynSaxo]

Yep! It's kind of made me more worried seeing that.

I wouldn't be bothered buddy us tall skinny blokes gotta stick together, sooner or later we'll be a myth with all this gym culture macho ideology
Are you the same as me non stop eating absolute junk food and weight doesnt even change a pound?

[Giraffe]

I wouldn't be bothered buddy us tall skinny blokes gotta stick together, sooner or later we'll be a myth with all this gym culture macho ideology
Are you the same as me non stop eating absolute junk food and weight doesnt even change a pound?
You probably don't even eat that much comparitive to someone who does eat a lot. That or it isn't really that high calorie/you're very active.

[MuZiZZle]

You probably don't even eat that much comparitive to someone who does eat a lot. That or it isn't really that high calorie/you're very active.

Or they have the Aids :oops:

[Lukeee]

185cm & 87kg, BMI of 25, overweight just! :panic:

[stevo67]

I'm literally twice the man you are!

Muz always a belly of laughs.:drink:

[EwynSaxo]

You probably don't even eat that much comparitive to someone who does eat a lot. That or it isn't really that high calorie/you're very active.

I love chocolates and sweets I dont think I've had a day without chocolate for the past 10 years

[Giraffe]

I love chocolates and sweets I dont think I've had a day without chocolate for the past 10 years

That doesn't really mean much... I'm not having a dig, it's just 9/10 skinny people just don't eat nearly as much as they think they do compared to someone else.

[EwynSaxo]

That doesn't really mean much... I'm not having a dig, it's just 9/10 skinny people just don't eat nearly as much as they think they do compared to someone else.

I know what your saying, well I normally have a cooked breakfast everyday around 6am then come 9ish I'll have either a mcdonalds or sandwiches, 1 ish I'll have a pot noodle, get home from work about 4 and have food with the mrs and then normally have something else before I go sleep so I do eat a fair bit, theres lads who work with me that refuse to come on site with me because they say they all put on weight working with me

[Brettles1986]

I know what your saying, well I normally have a cooked breakfast everyday around 6am then come 9ish I'll have either a mcdonalds or sandwiches, 1 ish I'll have a pot noodle, get home from work about 4 and have food with the mrs and then normally have something else before I go sleep so I do eat a fair bit, theres lads who work with me that refuse to come on site with me because they say they all put on weight working with me

That's a heart attack waiting to happen!

[EwynSaxo]

That's a heart attack waiting to happen!

Yeah I'm not too worried about that, more concerned why my bmi is so low

[Chris_O]

I think I'd be more worried about piling all that shit into me and having a heart attack than a near worthless bmi result

[EwynSaxo]

I think I'd be more worried about piling all that shit into me and having a heart attack than a near worthless bmi result

Come on surely it isn't as bad as a microwave burger

[deano_123]

Yeah I'm not too worried about that, more concerned why my bmi is so low

BMI is an utterly useless way of measuring supposed health levels, its archaic in its means.

If you do really live on that diet I guess your energy levels are way low and your a cranky motherfucker

Dont listen to me though, I'm just an internet hob-goblin

[Brettles1986]

BMI is an utterly useless way of measuring supposed health levels, its archaic in its means.

If you do really live on that diet I guess your energy levels are way low and your a cranky motherfucker

Dont listen to me though, I'm just an internet hob-goblin

By 'hob' you 'knob' and by 'goblin' you mean 'gobler' yeah

[deano_123]

By 'hob' you 'knob' and by 'goblin' you mean 'gobler' yeah

When you say 'you' you really mean 'Muz', I get's ya

[MuZiZZle]

I refuse to be insulted by you fwd benders

Useless ones at that!

Especially you Bret!

You useless welsh paedobender

[Giraffe]

I refuse to be insulted by you fwd benders

Useless ones at that!

Especially you Bret!

You useless welsh paedobender

Gone are the days where people fear your gif reprisals... I think you should reinstate them.

[MuZiZZle]

Gone are the days where people fear your gif reprisals... I think you should reinstate them.

I do have a lot of time off

I should probably do this

I'm going to need a photo of Bret and some photos of children

Handily I can probably get some off him as he's welsh and therefore 1) loves cheese on toast, 2) has a silly accent, 3) is a paedo

[Brettles1986]

If it's a photo of me you want you may want to grab your mum's mobile, there won't be anything above the waist it below the knee though

[MuZiZZle]

If it's a photo of me you want you may want to grab your mum's mobile, there won't be anything above the waist it below the knee though

By mum, you mean dad?

[Brettles1986]

By mum, you mean dad?

Either one. I will try anything once

[MuZiZZle]

Either one. I will try anything once

Fancy recreating the rhino escape scene from ace Ventura 2 in reverse?

You be the rhino ad I'll be Ace!

[Brettles1986]

Just on a considerably smaller scale yeah

[stevo67]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/shocking-mri-scan-picture-64-stone-3753113

[Ross]

"Muz has X-ray scan at vets"