Phobias.

[stevo67]

Evening all,my phobia is rats what's everyone elses?:drink:

[SimpleJoee]

Arachnophobia.

[0rang3peel]

I have none because I'm not a weakling.

[stevo67]

I have none because I'm not a weakling.

Not even things that go bah bah in the night?:drink:

[L33h]

I know it sounds horrible but disabled people terrify me

[stevo67]

I know it sounds horrible but disabled people terrify me

Like mentally disabled or physically disabled?:drink:

[0rang3peel]

Not even things that go bah bah in the night?:drink:
Not even the mutant sheep we've got in these parts! Have you ever been to a therapist to have yours cured? I used to live next to a hypnotherapy and they cured all sorts

[stevo67]

Not even the mutant sheep we've got in these parts! Have you ever been to a therapist to have yours cured? I used to live next to a hypnotherapy and they cured all sorts

No i have not mate.:drink:

[wullvfr]

I know it sounds horrible but disabled people terrify me


I'm guessing the special Olympics is out of the question then :fcuk:

[Giraffe]

Spiders for me, and things that scurry I guess.

[L33h]

Mentally disabled. They're too unpredictable and you can't defend yourself against them.

Special olympics wouldn't bother me with them being physically disabled lol.

A lot of my friends are terrified of spiders. I think its pathetic they're tiny and aren't going to harm you haha

[smiith]

Mentally disabled. They're too unpredictable and you can't defend yourself against them.


I kinda get that around down syndrome people, because they don't tend to recognize their own physical strength.. One got hold of my arm when i was young, and he had such a strong grip, and just wouldn't let go..

Nothing else really bothers me too much.. Always been on bmx and crossers, so not really scared of being up in the air on something unpredictable, and always enjoyed jumping from high waterfalls and stuff..


I really don't understand people with a fear of flying though! You get on, sit and do nothing, and get off.. If you are going to crash, chances are it'll be instant, so not to much point in worrying about that

[L33h]

You've got more chance of crashing and dying on the way to the airport then you have in a plane!

[smiith]

Exactly.. Loads of my mates work on oil rigs, i'm trying to get a job on them atm, and 2 of em say they hate the helicopter ride, and it's a flying coffin.. It's the safest form of transport for amount of people carried over a the distance.. Plus, if it so much as touches the water, you're about £80k up in compo.. Worth getting wet

[L33h]

Too right I'd love the helicopter ride haha. A lad at works leaving to go on the rigs soon. Says hes going to get me a job. When I hear from him I'll do my survival and I'll be gone :)

[SimpleJoee]

i think its pathetic they're tiny and aren't going to harm you haha

You can't prove that!

[L33h]

blegh. Not in this country then can't. Stop being a pussy :P

[smiith]

Too right I'd love the helicopter ride haha. A lad at works leaving to go on the rigs soon. Says hes going to get me a job. When I hear from him I'll do my survival and I'll be gone :)

I'd go and get it done now bud, i've had mine since April, apply for at least 10 jobs a day, and still don't have one.. All my friends have recommended me to their companies, and nothing.. My next door neighbour is a rig superintendent and can't even get me a start!

[L33h]

Aye cos he knows what you're like :P

[SimpleJoee]

blegh. Not in this country then can't. Stop being a pussy :P

I've literally jumped on my bed and screamed (manly...well not really) when two ran out from under my bed. Had a stare off for about 20 mins, then called for backup.

[L33h]

I've literally jumped on my bed and screamed (manly...well not really) when two ran out from under my bed. Had a stare off for about 20 mins, then called for backup.

hahaha who did you call your lass? :fcuk:

[Mickswan]

Snakes, but Indiana Jones didn't like snakes so it's a comfort.

[SimpleJoee]

hahaha who did you call your lass? :fcuk:

My Dad lmao! He came up with 2 pint glasses and we caught the cunts, then flushed them :homme:

[L33h]

I just pick em up n put em outside lol. Or just leave em they're not harming anyone.

[white_vts_boy]

Spiders can fuck you up it used to work with a guy who got bitten by one and nearly lost his arm! A false widow I think it was called.

[Brettles1986]

I just pick em up n put em outside lol. Or just leave em they're not harming anyone.

My mrs gets me to do that. She's a massive animal lover and even spiders I am not allowed to kill, they are to be moved outside. Sometimes though they don't let you pick them up and I end up pulling a leg or 2 off the poor bastards.

[L33h]

My mrs gets me to do that. She's a massive animal lover and even spiders I am not allowed to kill, they are to be moved outside. Sometimes though they don't let you pick them up and I end up pulling a leg or 2 off the poor bastards.

No point killing something that's 100x more scared of you than you are of them lol. Flies are different tho they do my head in haha

[kizmo22]

not sure of the term, but i'm pretty scared of dogs. got attacked by dogs on 3 times when i was a kid (by the time i was about 12) and I've been scared shitless of the fuckers ever since!

Mum decided to get a westie, had him for 3-4 years now but took me a good couple of months to get used to him initially.

edit: found it! cynophobia

[deano_123]

I hate flying, mainly the take off part for some reason. For the last 10 years I've been on a plane every month to some shit hole and it only fucked me up after my daughter was born, I have no idea why but I end up having a small panic attack and sweat like a pig during take off/ the slightest sign of turbulence.

[MuZiZZle]

I hate flying, mainly the take off part for some reason. For the last 10 years I've been on a plane every month to some shit hole and it only fucked me up after my daughter was born, I have no idea why but I end up having a small panic attack and sweat like a pig during take off/ the slightest sign of turbulence.

That's because you're a homosexual :homme:

etc

[MuZiZZle]

Snakes, but Indiana Jones didn't like snakes so it's a comfort.

But like D4MJT's penis, he's also fictional

[chompy]

Can't really think of actual phobia's as such. But i do get a bit of vertigo. Never to the stage of shitting myself, but it does give me a bit of the willies.

[D4MJT]

Can't really think of actual phobia's as such. But i do get a bit of vertigo. Never to the stage of shitting myself, but it does give me a bit of the willies.

Haven't you got a phobia of the UK? :homme:

[Manu]

I heard that was quite common recently.

[chompy]

Haven't you got a phobia of the UK? :homme:

Not the UK, just England :homme:


oooooOOOooOOoooo

[MuZiZZle]

Not the UK, just England :homme:


oooooOOOooOOoooo

It is just England really, Wales and Scotland just generate men in skirts and paedos

[Brettles1986]

It is just England really, Wales and Scotland just generate men in skirts and paedos

Thought men in skirts was your thing.

[MuZiZZle]

Thought men in skirts was your thing.

Look, I'm sorry I fucked you mum okay!

[Brettles1986]

Look, I'm sorry I fucked you mum okay!

That wasn't my mum!

[MuZiZZle]

That wasn't my mum!

Are you sure?

Skirt
Beard
Cock & Balls
Daft accent
Photo of you on the Mantle I used to keep me from the vinegar stroke
Makes a mean cheese on toast for afters

[Brettles1986]

Are you sure?

Skirt
Beard
Cock & Balls
Daft accent
Photo of you on the Mantle I used to keep me from the vinegar stroke
Makes a mean cheese on toast for afters

Did I impress?

[MuZiZZle]

Did I impress?

I have no idea what you're on about

[Brettles1986]

I have no idea what you're on about

It was me not my mum, is the air so thin that far up north that you turn into a fucking moron?

[MuZiZZle]

It was me not my mum, is the air so thin that far up north that you turn into a fucking moron?

When I read your comments I do so in a Welsh accent, even in my mind it sways over to Pakistani, this amuses me greatly

[deano_123]

When I read your comments I do so in a Welsh accent, even in my mind it sways over to Pakistani, this amuses me greatly

By Welsh, you mean camp and by accent, you mean speaking normally?

[Brettles1986]

When I read your comments I do so in a Welsh accent, even in my mind it sways over to Pakistani, this amuses me greatly

I don't actually have an accent as I am too close to the English border.

By Welsh, you mean camp and by accent, you mean speaking normally?

As above ... bitch!

[D4MJT]

Are you sure?

Skirt
Beard
Cock & Balls
Daft accent
Photo of you on the Mantle I used to keep me from the vinegar stroke
Makes a mean cheese on toast for afters

I fucking LOL'd at that, classic Muz.

[D4MJT]

I don't actually have an accent as I am too close to the English border.


You fucking do like you ice bucket wazzock, you're as welsh as ivor the engine bumming a sheep man!

[L33h]

Think of me on your vinegar stroke

[chompy]

You fucking do like you ice bucket wazzock, you're as welsh as ivor the engine bumming a sheep man!

As if you're much different. You sound like a tractor puller....you big farmer gay boy.

[D4MJT]

As if you're much different. You sound like a tractor puller....you big farmer gay boy.

We do have one thing in common like, we don't speak scottish, so whatever the accent, you can still understand what the fuck we're talking about :homme::p

[Brettles1986]

You fucking do like you ice bucket wazzock, you're as welsh as ivor the engine bumming a sheep man!

I did look sexy with no top on!

Have you not heard the people from down west Wales?

[MuZiZZle]

By Welsh, you mean camp and by accent, you mean speaking normally?

So :

When I read your comments I do so in a camp speaking normally, even in my mind it sways over to Pakistani, this amuses me greatly

No, because like your sexuality, that makes no sense.

[0rang3peel]

I did look sexy with no top on!

Have you not heard the people from down west Wales?

West wales isn't that bad it's up north where things get really inbred and twisted!

[smiith]

We do have one thing in common like, we don't speak scottish, so whatever the accent, you can still understand what the fuck we're talking about :homme::p

When i went to do my survival, there was a Glaswegien, and i kept having to ask him to repeat what he said.. So he started trying to speak northern.. Which failed as a joke, because he understood me when i asked what he had said, but even the other Scots couldn't understand a word eachother said!

[chompy]

We do have one thing in common like, we don't speak scottish, so whatever the accent, you can still understand what the fuck we're talking about :homme::p

The best bit about it is you don't know when i'm insulting you. It's great :boxing:

[Gabbastard]

When i went to do my survival, there was a Glaswegien, and i kept having to ask him to repeat what he said.. So he started trying to speak northern.. Which failed as a joke, because he understood me when i asked what he had said, but even the other Scots couldn't understand a word eachother said!

Haha its like when you played battlefield with us and we were like "awey and fuck, cunts on charlie, geez hauners, fling us ammo". We realised you were struggling so the speech slowed down and everyone started speaking pror-per-lee.

[smiith]

And then i started to be a top member of the team with my epic skills!

[chompy]

And then i started to be a top member of the team with my epic skills!

fucking camper

[MuZiZZle]

Think of me on your vinegar stroke

Nope, nobody does

[L33h]

Nope, nobody does

Please?

[MuZiZZle]

Please?

I'd go limper than Brets wrists, the limp wristed welsh bender that he is

[Gabbastard]

fucking camper

To be fair, he did headshot a guy on a motorbike jumping down a hill from about 300m away, was a fucking monumental shot. Just a shame the motorbike carried on its journey and flattened me.

[smiith]

fucking camper

i was usually the one trying to take places.. Online now, i usually am, while everyone else snipes

[Mi5terSIR]

I'd go limper than Brets wrists, the limp wristed welsh bender that he is

i take offence to that sir as a welshman.

i demand satisfaction!:p

[D4MJT]

When i went to do my survival, there was a Glaswegien, and i kept having to ask him to repeat what he said.. So he started trying to speak northern.. Which failed as a joke, because he understood me when i asked what he had said, but even the other Scots couldn't understand a word eachother said!

Are you going on the rigs? You'll be getting a girlfriend next!

[MuZiZZle]

i take offence to that sir as a welshman.

i demand satisfaction!:p

I'll secure my kids then !

[deano_123]

Are you going on the rigs? You'll be getting a girlfriend next!

Boyfriends on rigs Matt

[Brettles1986]

I'll secure my kids then !

We aren't going to kidnap those who have already been kidnapped.

[smiith]

Are you going on the rigs? You'll be getting a girlfriend next!

Yes.. And i've had one for 5 months..

[Giraffe]

Yes.. And i've had one for 5 months..

You've got a girlfriend? You should have said something man.

[smiith]

I don't mind you watching me masturbate over bretts sister through the window still.. Don't worry!

[Mi5terSIR]

I'll secure my kids then !

fucking rough lol, you better secure your anus. that is in much more grave danger. lol

[MuZiZZle]

fucking rough lol, you better secure your anus. that is in much more grave danger. lol

I am fucking sexy like!

[Brettles1986]

I am fucking chunky with webbed feet like!

Corrected for accuracy.

[smiith]

I am fucking shrek like!

Fixed.

fuck off brett

[MuZiZZle]

Like your mums, jealousy is an ugly beast

[L33h]

Ya mams mams mam

[Mi5terSIR]

I am fucking sexy like!

which is why you should lube up pretty boy, ill show you what we do to your kind around here lol

[Brettles1986]

which is why you should lube up pretty boy, ill show you what we do to your kind around here lol

Fattys?

Leave that type of action to Dave (Giraffe).

[MuZiZZle]

which is why you should lube up pretty boy, ill show you what we do to your kind around here lol

Travel back in time in your cheese on toast powered time machine and fuck me when I'm a child you welsh benders?

[matt_vtr_15a]

Don't have any phobias that literally make me freeze sort of thing but I highly dislike spiders....

Oh and shirts that aren't blood flow restricting tight. (GYMCUNT)

[Mi5terSIR]

Travel back in time in your cheese on toast powered time machine and fuck me when I'm a child you welsh benders?

why do you always end up going the kiddy fiddler route? something to tell us mate? haha

and i dont share brettles lol

[MuZiZZle]

why do you always end up going the kiddy fiddler route? something to tell us mate? haha

and i dont share brettles lol

You're Welsh, you've only given us the founder of "Skater Rock" and a paedo, and they were the same person!