What is the ultimate Twatmobile?

[RaverBaby2002]

I'm fed up with getting either not thanked, getting cut up and looked down on at fucking audis!!!!!! Sometimes 4x4s too. Any1 else had this experience?

[RaverBaby2002]

Forgot to add: just got shouted at by some knob in audi who was in wrong lane and tried to pull in front of me last min and not even indicate ffs

[Jizanthapus]

I'm fed up with getting either not thanked, getting cut up and looked down on at fucking audis!!!!!! Sometimes 4x4s too. Any1 else had this experience?

Do you drive a Saxo? It's probably because you drive a Saxo.

[rey]

Yeah us Audi* drivers are cunts.

*see also; BMW, Mercedes, any other brand you can think of.

[Brettles1986]

Look for Prickles thread on here

/thread

[jbrady72]

I got picked on a lot in my Saxo. Saxo, borking exhaust, low...everyone immediately thinks what a nob and even if you're doing nothing wrong they'll rage. Usually an ego thing like when you do off people in 320d BMWs they'll flash and sit up your arse.
Don't get any of that now and I still drive like the same twat haha


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[elliotthorwood]

I got picked on a lot in my Saxo. Saxo, borking exhaust, low...everyone immediately thinks what a nob and even if you're doing nothing wrong they'll rage. Usually an ego thing like when you do off people in 320d BMWs they'll flash and sit up your arse.
Don't get any of that now and I still drive like the same twat haha

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Completely agree with this one, used to think it was just old people that hated me in my sax but it turns out it was everyone. Now i drive a civilian eco warrior as a daily i feel like a king! everybody lets me out and says thanks.

[josh1989]

white audi a3/bmw 1 series with black alloys driven by spoilt children who think that just because it's german means it's rapid, you have a 1.6 engine in a near 2 tonne car get a grip and get your 4 rings out of my ring! highly enjoy a little drop into 2nd when it's clear just to embarrass them

[holdawayt]

I really can't stand the 40 something midlife crisis fuck-tards who've just bought a £1000 Porsche Boxster and now think it's the fastest weapon in the world.

Anyone else noticed that Vauxhall Insignia drivers are the new BMW / Audi wankers of the world now? Seems they can no longer afford the BMW repmobile and have been downgraded to the Vaux. They then take it out on me while I'm minding my own business.

I've grown up now, I either slow down and let them pass or I'll clear off over the horizon before they have chance to tailgate me.

[stevo67]

I don't have too many problems,but when I do it's usually either Romanian lorry drivers tailgating or pikey scrap wagons doing the same.

[Ross]

Audi wankers are wankers. All of them.

[craig180]

Audi wankers are wankers. All of them.

Some more than others.

To be fair, I've only ever received nods of approval or admiration in my old saxos. Make it look like a twat magnet and it will attract twats.

[stevo67]

Audi wankers are wankers. All of them.

What about bearded ones lol?:drink:

[Ross]

What about bearded ones lol?:drink:

especially those motherfuckers.

[white_vts_boy]

Lol people have chased me down in the past the best advice is pull over (unless there a big cunt) most of them don't know what to say although you do get the odd lunatic.

[griff_106]

Surprised nobodies mentioned a Corsa Limited Edition yet :homme: haha

[0rang3peel]

I seem to be disliking vauxhall vectra owners a lot at the moment. They seem to think there rocketships + they look absolutely garbage no matter what.

[white_vts_boy]

I seem to be disliking vauxhall vectra owners a lot at the moment. They seem to think there rocketships + they look absolutely garbage no matter what.

I agree usual diesel powered ones guy hanging a his chrome elbow out the window.

[saxo-dude-16v]

Astra vxr's.

[Manu]

Buy an audi, drive one and notice other twat drivers driving every other car model. Including saxos.

[Stissy]

I’ll be honest, I drive a BMW as a daily and a Saxo as a toy. I can be a twat in both. It’s down to the driver, not the car.

[L33h]

I drive a big white van and and only people who thank me are other vans drivers and lorry drivers.

[L33h]

Actually I've realised that ALL insignia drivers are complete bellends! All of em

[griff_106]

Actually I've realised that ALL insignia drivers are complete bellends! All of em

I know I said about the Corsa but I'll +1 this. Glad it's not just down here we're finding it. Had so many of them try to race me. Them and Astra VXR's drivers. One tried to show off to me in the 106 a while back spitting flames etc. Unluckily for him I knew the backroads proceeding like the back of my hand and wasn't in the mood for idiots haha.

[tokyodrifte]

get a grip and get your 4 rings out of my ring!

Eh?

A lot of Insignia drivers are toss pots...

I have noticed a lot more kids buying Fabia VRS' these days... and they have been rolling them! :n:

[Ross]

Eh?

A lot of Insignia drivers are toss pots...

I have noticed a lot more kids buying Fabia VRS' these days... and they have been rolling them! :n:

fabia to represent the oil burning youth.

[jockyb]

I don't have too many problems,but when I do it's pikey scrap wagons doing the same.

They're only following you just in case any parts fall off. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[welshpug]

In my experience, there are twats everywhere driving all kinds of vehicles, doesn't seem to be limited to any particular marque or model whatsoever any more, they're just all cunts.

[iVTR]

^ What welsh pug said.

However, any eco tec wank box e.g. Micra, Honda Jazz's holy fuck / spawn of aygo's etc are all assumed to have utter wank driving abilities and are overtaken / blocked in immediately.

[L33h]

I know I said about the Corsa but I'll +1 this. Glad it's not just down here we're finding it. Had so many of them try to race me. Them and Astra VXR's drivers. One tried to show off to me in the 106 a while back spitting flames etc. Unluckily for him I knew the backroads proceeding like the back of my hand and wasn't in the mood for idiots haha.

Yea definitely insignias. I think must of em are in a huff cos their bosses downgraded their company cars till them piles haha. I hate em.... my boss used to have one.

iVTR - yea most of them are old people who can't see 2 feet in front of them tho lol. Not necessarily bellends, they're just old and don't know wtfs going on lol

[12u55]

Fuck other drivers sitting up my arse...
if Im doing a good speed (usually a little over national speed limit) quite frankly they can fuck right off.
Once lanes 2 and 1 are free i'll move over after overtaking.

[Quick]

Minicabs.

https://lcdcorg.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/minicab-partition.jpg

They have these badges to let you know that they drive like twats!

[m20pub]

i love it me just embarrass them in the saxo in the big bmws cus they just dont expect the power from it haha

[griff_106]

Yea definitely insignias. I think must of em are in a huff cos their bosses downgraded their company cars till them piles haha. I hate em.... my boss used to have one.

I sort of liked the VXR version for a bit but I saw one this evening and it just looks stupid IMO. The standard Insignia is quite a handsome thing tbh... it's just a shame they're driven by morons. Did have quite a bit of fun when that one tried to drop me around the back roads... think he was quite surprised to find a 106 glued to its back bumper for mile on end :p

[stevo67]

They're only following you just in case any parts fall off. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

More likely for the driver to fall to bits than the car lol.:drink:

[holdawayt]

Yea definitely insignias. I think must of em are in a huff cos their bosses downgraded their company cars till them piles haha. I hate em.... my boss used to have one.

iVTR - yea most of them are old people who can't see 2 feet in front of them tho lol. Not necessarily bellends, they're just old and don't know wtfs going on lol


Anyone else noticed that Vauxhall Insignia drivers are the new BMW / Audi wankers of the world now? Seems they can no longer afford the BMW repmobile and have been downgraded to the Vaux. They then take it out on me while I'm minding my own business.

Exactly what I mean haha

[L33h]

Exactly what I mean haha

I didn't even see your original post haha. Great minds think alike and all that haha :y:

[josh1989]

Eh?

A lot of Insignia drivers are toss pots...

I have noticed a lot more kids buying Fabia VRS' these days... and they have been rolling them! :n:

as in get your audi rings out of my arse? thought that was pretty obvious :y: