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sean_rae
25th September 2006, 13:24
just thaught i would ask this question to save me lookin thru thousands of profiles!

whats your job title and what do you do ?

im a theatre technition, set up for shows focusing lights ect.
help get bands in and out of the building !
put up stage flats, scenary, ect ect and a general odd job geeza !

how about you ?

Baz
25th September 2006, 13:25
bar staff.

pour beer etc to pissed up people

Johnno
25th September 2006, 13:26
ripspeed, halfords......only just started :P

Danr
25th September 2006, 13:26
Junior Sales Negotiator.

I sell houses but am the trainee!

Recovery
25th September 2006, 13:27
Sales assistant, Carnoisseur - Dunstable..

Robbo
25th September 2006, 13:27
Apprentice electrotechnical engineer. or apprentice sparky if you want

S34MER
25th September 2006, 13:28
Fitness Instructor.

Prescribe fitness programmes for members, do gym inductions, and piss about mainly having bantar with the members!

CampDavid
25th September 2006, 13:29
IT Homo

TU-Tuning
25th September 2006, 13:32
Shelf Stock Co-Ordinator

I put shit on shelves

craigy_87
25th September 2006, 13:32
royal mail mail sorter
i through bags of mail into the correct destination cages
craigy

Leo
25th September 2006, 13:34
isnt this thread started every other week lol

sean_rae
25th September 2006, 13:36
isnt this thread started every other week lol

i dont know ive just joined

Leo
25th September 2006, 13:37
ah i see, done 110 posts fast ent ya lol! nobody seems to mind it anyway i think it gets posted alot though

S34MER
25th September 2006, 13:38
isnt this thread started every other week lol

i've never seen one before.... where are the links to other threads then???? :P

Tupps
25th September 2006, 13:43
Project Design

I Design Shit.....Cost it.....Sit on Sax-p & eBay my tits off

sharpy24
25th September 2006, 13:43
Prison Officer & Tornado Team

Pretty much speaks for itself ;)

Leo
25th September 2006, 13:43
Its a hard think to search for as god knows what the title would be

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6033&highlight=job+title

theres one but im sure i have seen a shit load of them, i might be confused with other forums i use though.

nufc_lad
25th September 2006, 13:43
unemployed

Tupps
25th September 2006, 13:44
unemployed

Unemployed / Bum :)

JOKES!!!!

Leo
25th September 2006, 13:45
lol so everyone who is Unemployed is a bum! :O

CampDavid
25th September 2006, 13:50
Punto HGT 1.8 16v 130bhp

Another joke :)

nufc_lad
25th September 2006, 13:56
i aint a bum im just to lazy to work lol














just joking

Tupps
25th September 2006, 14:03
Punto HGT 1.8 16v 130bhp

Another joke :)

Why is that funny?

Would you prefer it if i never included the 130bhp?

Ice_VTR
25th September 2006, 14:16
Pc :-)

S9_DAN
25th September 2006, 14:21
IT recruitment Solutions consultant... find people jobs in IT !!

xclairex
25th September 2006, 14:21
job seeker/dole bum :fcuk: :P

dannyjay
25th September 2006, 14:25
Web & Audio Visual Technician

bobbyf
25th September 2006, 14:25
Prison Custody Officer
1 of the youngest in the country!

AdamW
25th September 2006, 14:30
Trainee Architectural Technician..........and drug runner

Aimee_C
25th September 2006, 14:36
Trainee Travel Agent

but will be PC Crankshaw soon

sharpy24
25th September 2006, 14:37
Prison Custody Officer
1 of the youngest in the country!

how old are you?

and you are im kilmarnock i see...are you at hmp kilmarnock by any chance? the lowest paid private jail in the country lol

edit; have just seen your profile, sorry but i work with quite a few 21 year olds and most of them start the training course when they are 20 yrs and 10 months as to have finished 11 wk training course when they are 21

yorkie
25th September 2006, 14:39
dreman/banksman

dreman- delivers beers wine ect ect
bankmans- guide lorry when going backwards or into small places

nufc_lad
25th September 2006, 14:47
IT recruitment Solutions consultant... find people jobs in IT !!

find me a job :P lol

Scott
25th September 2006, 14:50
PSG Corporate and Enterprise Senior Account Manager.

ets2k9
25th September 2006, 14:52
Management Information Analyst - which is what I'm supposeto be doing now rather than this :).

rushy_23
25th September 2006, 14:53
Work for BT Wholesale:
fixing peoples broadband
ebaying for hours
on and posting on sax-p

Only downside is i get no weekend at all. Two 12 hour shifts!
In the week at uni.

liamk15
25th September 2006, 14:53
super hero

Mystic
25th September 2006, 14:56
Online Media Designer

Broad term for broad spec job, i pretty much make offline things online using what ever means i can :P

Atm im turning CPD's and Masters degree courses in2 an all online format so they can be taught worldwide without the need to travel to a university. (Unfortunaltly due to EU regulations (they part fund us) they are only allowed to be taught within the EU, potentials there though :P)

amy_1
25th September 2006, 14:57
Legal Secretary in the matrimonial department. i see clients, arrange appointments, type letters, prepare files for court etc etc.

Mrk1
25th September 2006, 14:58
Part-Time Sales Negotiator at an Estate Agents.
And yes it sucks

Clouds_mate
25th September 2006, 14:58
Internet MT

MT - monitoring team.....I work for a company monitoring the internet. I have to search websites and spend the whole day just surfing making sure the whole internet doesnt go down for the UK.

Didz
25th September 2006, 15:14
im a learning support assistant, so basically i work with kids in a senior school who have learning difficulties and behaviour problems!

furiomike
25th September 2006, 15:22
IT recruitment Solutions consultant... find people jobs in IT !!

prove yer worth and find me one :wink:

i myself was a bar man or manager whatever up until last week. now im a bum.

Clouds_mate
25th September 2006, 15:23
prove yer worth and find me one :wink:

i myself was a bar man or manager whatever up until last week. now im a bum.

He found me one :D

Clouds_mate
25th September 2006, 15:24
wish he could get me another, this place is shit

Tupps
25th September 2006, 15:27
IT recruitment Solutions consultant... find people jobs in IT !!

Any goin in my neck of the woods?

AdamW
25th September 2006, 15:27
wish he could get me another, this place is shit

You should really consider a different career.........

Its better to be at the bottom of a ladder you wanna climb, than halfway up one, which you dont.

nufc_lad
25th September 2006, 15:27
Any goin in my neck of the woods?

i asked first lol

hellonpluto
25th September 2006, 15:27
IT Support Specialist

I finger PCs and networks

SteVTR
25th September 2006, 15:28
forklift driver

dont really think its needs an explanation

AdamW
25th September 2006, 15:30
forklift driver

dont really think its needs an explanation

I was sacked from my previous warehouse job for driving the forklift with no liscence........and also spilling a grands worth of paint over the courtyard:P

Dan
25th September 2006, 15:33
Do a search there are about 3 or 4 threads about this.

Clouds_mate
25th September 2006, 15:35
You should really consider a different career.........

Its better to be at the bottom of a ladder you wanna climb, than halfway up one, which you dont.

i like my wage. i like the job but i hate working for bullshit companys that underpay you and know fuck all.

Clouds_mate
25th September 2006, 15:35
should be third time lucky

Tupps
25th September 2006, 15:36
i asked first lol

Your Unemployed.....

I have computer maintenence & Design experience!
And Business management NVQ

May The Best Man WIn :evil:

m20pub
25th September 2006, 15:36
Internet MT

MT - monitoring team.....I work for a company monitoring the internet. I have to search websites and spend the whole day just surfing making sure the whole internet doesnt go down for the UK.


thats a ace job

AdamW
25th September 2006, 15:37
Leckie - Ever thought of going back to college to learn a trade i.e. Bricky, chippy or electrician or is that not your sort of thing.......

CampDavid
25th September 2006, 15:38
Your Unemployed.....

I have computer maintenence & Design experience!
And Business management NVQ

May The Best Man WIn :evil:

I have an IT related degree and an FIA world championship

You loose

DevilDamo
25th September 2006, 15:39
Trainee Architectural Technician..........and drug runner

Ditto... apart from the drug runner :evil:

AdamW
25th September 2006, 15:41
I have an IT related degree and an FIA world championship

You loose

I have a HNC in Architecture Design and a Pro Evo 5 3 season championship under my belt

CampDavid
25th September 2006, 15:44
I have a HNC in Architecture Design and a Pro Evo 5 3 season championship under my belt

:A: I respect your supiriority then

Clouds_mate
25th September 2006, 15:48
i wanted to be a sparky but got a job in IT. Good money and stayed there.

I dont mind it when you can actually do stuff and study what needs to be done but atm is fucking madness, my network teams are wankers and need shouting

Tupps
25th September 2006, 15:55
I have an IT related degree and an FIA world championship

You loose

Your not looking for a job :S

CampDavid
25th September 2006, 15:57
I am keeping my eye out for something with a much bigger pay cheque

saxodan
25th September 2006, 16:18
Im a CSA (customer serivce assitant) woo

and my other job i just update the website and stuff, dont really have a title lol

RootDogg
25th September 2006, 16:23
Student- OH yeah, Grantham College lol

And part-time

Homebase, shelfs and warehouse stuff..

xxxvickxxx
25th September 2006, 16:43
im a sales assistant and help the customers do delievers etc

Viper
25th September 2006, 17:43
i help mi dad sometimes :)

sometimes involves using the forklift trucks, or re-arranging the vans, or just cleaning up the warehouse..

Luke
25th September 2006, 17:44
I'm a Purchase Ledger Clerk.

saxovtrcrazy
25th September 2006, 17:49
lol im unemployed at the moment but hopefully soon il be a stores administrator they got my cv and letter of application today :D

saxooxas
25th September 2006, 17:49
well i work in a bank, i have to process cheques for those who are in debt. It must suck for those who owe 70k, or the guys name i saw which was "che guevara a aramin or the other guy called d legendary icemann". no joke! im serious! its boring as shit except when my mate photocopied his face, was funny as

Barry123
25th September 2006, 17:51
student bum

tommyc
25th September 2006, 17:51
motor vehicle technician - quilified car mechanic

landy
25th September 2006, 17:51
sales assistant soon to be assistant manger

Alexm
25th September 2006, 17:53
I am a BUM.

My job consists of washing my car watching lots of TV mostly day time TV getting up around 12. :gives:

saxoash
25th September 2006, 17:58
sales assistant soon to be assistant manger

Where at? :oops:

saxoash
25th September 2006, 18:05
RTM Support Co-ordinator

Connor_scotland
25th September 2006, 18:06
IT Support Analyst for Corus Steel

You lot will of saw all or factorys donw teeside ect

My job involves fixing computer and everything else remotely

sucks the big one lol

tevs
25th September 2006, 18:12
Nursery assistant

Dave86
25th September 2006, 18:13
I'm a Joiner. I generally make stuff out of wood!

tevs
25th September 2006, 18:15
Nursery assistant

no i am a shopfittter me mrs thought she was signed in on hers

Lurch
25th September 2006, 18:16
Civil engineer, or at least will be in a few months!

Kay_x
25th September 2006, 18:17
no i am a shopfittter me mrs thought she was signed in on hers

im a nursery assistant forgot he was signed in on his still lol :P

potatopete
25th September 2006, 18:18
I own a small bakery and sandwich bar.

I make bread, buns, cakes etc
I also serve the hungry public with the sandwich of their choice,
working by myself so bloody hard work, but I'm self-employed so can start and finish work whenever I feel is best!! COOL!!

stiffler69
25th September 2006, 18:20
myns a instrument technician

Viper
25th September 2006, 18:39
if anyone wants to find me a job to do during the summer that would be nice :) i like computers...

WestyVTR
25th September 2006, 19:14
Fitness Manager at a 5star spa & Fitness Consultant at a collage.

fatsax
25th September 2006, 20:40
ict specialist at halfords currently training for managment.

Martsax
25th September 2006, 20:42
Currently a Student Studying the EDEXCEL BTEC National Diploma in Information Technology Practitioners.
Job would be nice too

Mitchell
25th September 2006, 20:42
chef... its rank.

VTR_Zoe
25th September 2006, 20:49
Collections Agent for LLoyds TSB, Goldfish, Egg and Nationwide!

Want to be a Senior Graphics Designer tho!

jayshenton
25th September 2006, 20:51
Trainee signal engineer for Network rail,its ace all we do is sleeeeeeep!Lol

Viper
25th September 2006, 20:51
would you be willing to share some good recipies with me?

Mitchell
25th September 2006, 20:54
corn flakes with milk is pretty good

Viper
25th September 2006, 21:08
you bastard. LOL

hmm.. suggest some good sauces that would go with steak :)

P47KER
25th September 2006, 21:11
Managing director for stocktaking company.

Goddy
25th September 2006, 21:18
TILL TART part time,

Doing A-levels the rest of the time.

Mattvtr
25th September 2006, 21:20
ripspeed specialist and supervisor and currently waiting for pay rise.lol

Amiee
25th September 2006, 21:24
full time student but watch this space :P

SNewham
25th September 2006, 21:25
full time student as well.


Part-time kitchen designer/planner ;)

Richardson_VTS
25th September 2006, 21:27
Telesales / Warehouse Assistant / Shop Assistant

at a Motor Factors.

Bits for my car at cost price!!!

Mitchell
25th September 2006, 21:30
you bastard. LOL

hmm.. suggest some good sauces that would go with steak :)

diane sauce... cant beat it!

pretty sure u cud look up the recipe on google.

Amiee
25th September 2006, 21:40
hopefully this time next year ill be a trainee accountant ;P

fredjudd
25th September 2006, 22:03
Specialist, Bike Hut halfords aiii

Robb
25th September 2006, 22:23
Get this:

National Accounts Manager...


;)

Easty
25th September 2006, 22:25
Aviation Security Officer :afro:

l1ukeRS
26th September 2006, 09:05
legal funding office and operations manager

only until i actually decide what i want to do tho good job dad gave me this job or id be a bum

l1ukeRS
26th September 2006, 09:05
pressed post agian oops

David
26th September 2006, 09:08
Trainee Travel Consultant... Just like you amy :P

Deanlppl
26th September 2006, 09:08
Healthcare Assistant (H.C.A)

silversaxo
26th September 2006, 09:10
collections and network-Royal Mail

Hanuman
26th September 2006, 09:10
Insurance Claims advisor to about 400 glebs around the country who need constant help

hopefully within a few weeks i will either be trainee insurance underwriter

or Fraud Investigator with bigggg money for a nice big car!

mick2404
26th September 2006, 09:15
I'm a Systems Administrator for B.T.G.S.

Can you tell i'm busy :fcuk:

Chuffy
26th September 2006, 09:20
Quantity Surveyor

Deal with subcontractor accounts, walk about on site trying to look busy etc ......

AdamW
26th September 2006, 09:21
Quantity Surveyor

Deal with subcontractor accounts, walk about on site trying to look busy etc ......

Aye, true

hesslevtr
26th September 2006, 09:22
well it would be aprentice electrician but i cant get a job

so for now you may call me bum

Chuffy
26th September 2006, 09:23
Aye, true

lozi_murias
26th September 2006, 09:27
I own a small bakery and sandwich bar. I make bread, buns, cakes etc, I also serve the hungry public with the sandwich of their choice, working by myself so bloody hard work, but I'm self-employed so can start and finish work whenever I feel is best!! COOL!!

Pete, you officially have one of the best jobs in the world!!
I would love to be self employed, with a decent business, (and working with cake is always a bonus!)

I am at uni training to be a primary school teacher, which I love.

I also work part-time at tescos doing stock control (=walking around with a PDA looking useful) and I do some private English tutoring.

saxovtrcrazy
26th September 2006, 09:48
you bastard. LOL

hmm.. suggest some good sauces that would go with steak :)

peppercorn, creamy mushroom :) there you go dude :P i was a chef until i quit

lozi_murias
26th September 2006, 10:02
^^^ Garlic butter goes great with steak too in my humble opinion.

S9_DAN
26th September 2006, 10:03
prove yer worth and find me one :wink:

i myself was a bar man or manager whatever up until last week. now im a bum.

Got Leckie his Job !!

:P

hellonpluto
26th September 2006, 10:41
diane sauce... cant beat it!

pretty sure u cud look up the recipe on google.

no peppercorn is better

jezpick
26th September 2006, 10:46
no peppercorn is better

i agree!!!


back on suject - mechanic! change tyres, exhausts, carry out maintainence on cars, ie fit clutches, brakes, etc!

saxovtrcrazy
26th September 2006, 11:15
garlic butter with a steak if your not adding peppercorn sauce but if your adding it leave the garlic off, deffinatly a nono, y ur there add a few chips, some rcket leaves and a few rustica tomatoes and you have a nice meal :P ooo almost forgot balsamic vinigar over rocket :P

tstapleton
26th September 2006, 11:47
Information Engineer for EDS working on the HMPS account developing the new computer system which will help reduce re-offending in the UK :)

MaKaVeLi
26th September 2006, 14:14
Sales advisor :homme:

finally got a job

PradaSaxo
26th September 2006, 14:50
Im a dj

SteVTR
26th September 2006, 15:21
I was sacked from my previous warehouse job for driving the forklift with no liscence........and also spilling a grands worth of paint over the courtyard:P

:fcuk: you'd fit right in at our place one someones always dropping pallets or hitting racking


really need to change my job swapping about to different shifts everyweek and my clown of a supervisor is really starting to get to me

can anyone find a half qualified sparky whos stuck driving forklifts for a shite wage a job? :P

williamsvts
26th September 2006, 15:34
CNC setter/programmer

blackvts
26th September 2006, 17:41
Building Society Cashier
I handle £1000's everyday and try to get Mortgage sales leads ZZZZZZZZ
Wish i was a mechanic

SaxoBoi
26th September 2006, 18:12
Im a Book Binder it boring but it pays well :)

furio_tim
26th September 2006, 19:55
serving as an apprentice carpenter for the next 5 years roll on 21 wen i cum out of my time and will finaly be on good money lol.

sean_rae
26th September 2006, 23:17
Im a Book Binder it boring but it pays well :)

supose thats different like ! interesting !

joey_205
26th September 2006, 23:37
soap dodger !!! AKA student
part time sale assistant / trolley boy haha

smartgavin
27th September 2006, 09:44
Domestic assistant,

I clean stuff in a hospital

tiny_t
27th September 2006, 09:49
Collections officer, collection debt from people with creditcards :-)