Friday 13th............

[Raysax]

wahay!!!! Scary shit!! Wots every1 up2 this weekend?? My missus cums dwn 2day, gotta pick her up frm the train station afta work!!!!! Woohoo, im gonna get myself sum luvin 2nite!!!! smileys/smiley2.gif smileys/smiley9.gif Then i gt the week off work!! smileys/smiley17.gif
@ Chrissaxouk: Wot girl is it 2nite then m8, or is it an open <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=house&v=55">ho use</a> n c wot turns up?? smileys/smiley2.gif

[Deano1983]

lol, scary shit init!! Am foockin workin 2nite then 2moz me and my mate is lukin for sumwhere to hold our 21st bday party!! smileys/smiley8.gif

[Raysax]

Wikid, wen r u 21?? I cant remember my 21st, n it was only last Oct!!!! Haha.

[Chris]

I don't remember my 21st either! smileys/sad.gif

I've got my 25th to look forward to now!! smileys/sad.gif

Ray - I'm working tonight, but might be going clubbing afterwards, so my take some stray home or let some slag take me home! smileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gif

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[Raysax]

WOOHOO!! smileys/smiley17.gif smileys/smiley17.gif

[Chris]

LMBO! © sax-p!!!! smileys/smiley16.gif

[Raysax]

Nuffin like a dirrty slag 2 do rude things 2!! Hmmm i miss them days!! smileys/smiley13.gif

[Chris]

LOL.... I really need a beer... I haven't been pissed out of my face in such a long time!! To wake up next to some slag in the morning always tends to put a smile on my face for the rest of the day!!

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[Raysax]

LMBO! © sax-p. Uve actually gt me laffin out loud here!!!! That is so funny, im gettin sum strange luks 4 laffin @ a computa!!

[Chris]

H ehe he! smileys/smiley4.gif

[Deano1983]

Me bday is on 28th march, i cant wait am gonna be outta ma face!! WWWWOOOOHHHHOOOOOO!! smileys/smiley4.gifThen am gonna go to crasher1 in sheffield after we have finished the party!! It will be class!!! Am gonna go in VIP as well me thinks!! smileys/smiley4.gif Dirty slags if only havent met 1 for ages!! smileys/smiley13.gif

[Chris]

Where's our invite MOFO????

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[Deano1983]

Not booked owt yet u big smileys/gay.gif wen i do i'll let u know!! lol!! smileys/smiley4.gif

[Chris]

I can't make that weekend anyway... I've got my op on the 30th March!

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[Deano1983]

oh rite, nasty!! Thats the hernia one yer??? So ul be outa action for a while with the ladies then?? Best get as much in as possible!! smileys/smiley4.gif

[Chris]

Yeah... about 2 weeks no action!!! Luckily it is the week after Sandi's birthday (20th March), so I will still be able to give her her birthday present ... he he he!! She has already promised me that I'm not gonna get any sleep on the weekends that I see her before then!! She also said that whilst I'm laid up and not able to do much, she's just gonna lay next to me and play with herslef or she's gonna sit on my face.... **Beautiful!!** smileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gif

I love Dirty Bitch's! smileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gif

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[Deano1983]

fuck me that is class!! Get her to play wiv herself while she wankers u off!! lol!!

[Chris]

Ermmmmmm... she ain't going anywhere near my oldboy whilst I'm laid up!! That would fucking kill!!! smileys/smiley26.gif smileys/smiley26.gif

She does that anyway mate.... she's a good girl is my Sandi!! smileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gif

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[Deano1983]

lol, nice one mate!!

[Krissy_Bufton]

lol ya dirty buggers, got han over mine tonite, but goin out drinkin, so i guess we'll just collapse and fall asleep hehe

[Deano1983]

nowt wrong wiv that mate!!

[Krissy_Bufton]

well i mite be too drunk lol and pass out! smileys/smiley5.gif

nuthin wrong with snugglin up with ur girly tho smileys/smiley4.gif

[walkie85]

friday 13th and ive got myself one of those paper cuts... scary shit

[Chris]

Kriss - fuck that mate!!

Last Friday Sandi met me at my other job (Waiter in Italian Restaurant), she'd been round her mates house drinking all nite so was pretty pissed!! I had a few beers after work and then we went back to mine... sat on the sofa and she said "I feel sick!" and ran in to the kitchen to puke in the sink... I went out and asked if she was alright whilst holding her hair back... then I got this sudden urge of desparation and pulled her trousers and knickers down... I then proceeded to Fuck her from behind whilst she was still puking in the sink............ she soon stopped puking and we had a fucking fantastic night!!How sick am I!???? LOL

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[Deano1983]

Quality mate u dirty bastard!! Gud man!! smileys/smiley4.gif

[Chris]

He he!! smileys/smiley4.gif

[Krissy_Bufton]

LOL UR SICK DUDE!!!

mentally sick, she musa been thinkin, wot the fuk u doin? at 1 point lol

[Chris]

Probably, but then she soon forgot about that and asked me to take her upstairs....... then we made sweet very passionate love!!!!!!! smileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gif

Can't wait to see her again!! smileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gif

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[Krissy_Bufton]

hehe note i got me avatar now lol, its kinda squashed but nevermind smileys/smiley4.gif

[Chris]

Can't see shit captain!!

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[Krissy_Bufton]

BAH!!!!

well i can see it smileys/smiley17.gif tried puttin ur eyes in? smileys/smiley12.gif

[Chris]

Must be the firewalls at work... has it got profanities in it??

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[Krissy_Bufton]

nah no profanities.... well u could consider a picture of me as a profanity, im pritty ugleh smileys/smiley17.gif lol

[Deano1983]

I can see it!! smileys/smiley14.gif

[Chris]

What's the url for it?

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[Krissy_Bufton]

feel left out chris? lol

basically its just me.... in a vest!!!! hahaha, u can even see my bed, where the magic happens!!!

[Chris]

Arrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I'm glad I can't see it after that description! smileys/smiley11.gif smileys/smiley11.gif

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[Krissy_Bufton]

u would LOVE to see it!!!

[Chris]

Shall we swap photo's smileys/gay.gif LOL

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[Krissy_Bufton]

oooh smileys/gay.gif yes pweeeeez

[A4RDN]

its my mates birthday 2day and hes bird is stayin round his house 2night so i think i shud get him wasted so he dnt get layed what do ya reckon lads shud i?

[Krissy_Bufton]

yeh why not smileys/smiley4.gif goood plan smileys/happy.gif in true friday the 13th styleeeeee! or try and make him impotent for the nite muwhahahah EVIL CLOWN smileys/smiley8.gif

[Chris]

Brewer's Droop!! That's nasty Aaron... but funny, so yeah, do it!!

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[A4RDN]

ok will do cheers guys!muahahahaha that will teach him for gettin an 8 grand clio with whatever ice he wanted for his birthday muahahaha

[Krissy_Bufton]

ewwwwww clio!!! big bums

[A4RDN]

lol its a nice car thou its a 1.2 16V goes well
im guna get him sooooo drunk MUAHAHAHA smileys/smiley4.gif

[Krissy_Bufton]

1.2 dat it? would expect more for £8000

[A4RDN]

yer same here mate!but his parents r loaded so im sure id dnt bother then and plus its his first car!!

[Krissy_Bufton]

ah i see so a £8000 1.2l 16V clio is ok for a first car lol....
some ppl have to put up with VW polo's as their first cars! hahaha

[Frevo]

Kriss - fuck that mate!!

Last Friday Sandi met me at my other job (Waiter in Italian Restaurant), she'd been round her mates house drinking all nite so was pretty pissed!! I had a few beers after work and then we went back to mine... sat on the sofa and she said "I feel sick!" and ran in to the kitchen to puke in the sink... I went out and asked if she was alright whilst holding her hair back... then I got this sudden urge of desparation and pulled her trousers and knickers down... I then proceeded to Fuck her from behind whilst she was still puking in the sink............ she soon stopped puking and we had a fucking fantastic night!!How sick am I!???? LOL

Chris smileys/happy.gif

I have to say, this is a superb story! Hahahaha!! smileys/smiley4.gif

[A4RDN]

yer great story lol!anyways back to friday the 13th i succeeded(F in english explains the spelling lol)in gettin my mate extremely wasted and lets just say his night involved alot of puka muahahahahaha