Channel 5...

[Barry123]

I await your response :cool:

[dannyjay]

Dirty bastard... :Y:

[Graeme]

perve

and yes i am watching it now :P

[Hannah]

is it some kind of porn? its always on channel 5 i swear....not that i'd know :fcuk:

[Graeme]

no way its showin the inside of the woman and the mans soldier going inside haha whats thats all about :fcuk:

[Barry123]

You know what.... I dont think I'm ever having sex again.

[Graeme]

its ok ads hessle is watchin this next bit so he can find out whats going to be best for his "little" problem

[s60tsy]

i just turned it on a second ago and seen someone squirtin!!

[S34MER]

wtf Mr Sayer, im disgusted at you!!

[Barry123]

no really im not.... EVER.. doing it again. I thought it was gonna be some full on rumpy pumpy :err:

[Curran]

eww... i think i'll go back to watching road wars.

[Mystic]

Eeeew thats minging i dont think i ever want to have sex :ill:

[s60tsy]

warts!!........nice

[Saxoladlesta]

Just putting 5 on now...

[Mystic]

Tell you what though, some of these chicks in this text2flirt advert look nice though, maybe ill give them a ring for sum safe sexy txt tokn! :err:

[Curran]

Just putting 5 on now...

i wouldnt if i were you... it will put you off for life

[Saxoladlesta]

:shock: Ok that man had a bit of a sore willy:shock:

[s60tsy]

lol mystic, that c'mon advert pisses me off!

[Mystic]

lol mystic, that c'mon advert pisses me off!

lol i know there awful lol. The girl with the dark redish hair standing in a kitchen and lyin on the bed looks like my ex's mum too. Cant stand that advert. All of these txt flirt ones are ridiculous though.

Cheers for that ad. Im pickin my girl up from the airport tomoz, shes been away in spain for a week n now the last thing i wanna do is have sex lol :err:

Least shes not thai. Might take scisors to me if i dont!

[Hanuman]

well after what that asian did to her husband i sure as hell hope i never p*ss me lass of that bad lol

[vtrchris64]

saw it last week, good stuff lol

[Barry123]

massive fuck up on my part lads.

sincere apoligies.

[Viper]

hmm.. im sure they showed a man's willy whilst it was 'happy' i didnt think they were allowed to do so..

warts.. foul!! ads.. you fool. lol

[Jaytee]

damn i missed this program as a result of my coursework. is it repeated?

[Viper]

hopefully not..

[Jaytee]

lol, was it that bad?

[Barry123]

put it like this... I have a fairly good idea of what a cervix, genital warts and a severed dick look like.

[Barry123]

im still in a mild state of terror by what I saw.

[Leo]

well that made me feel better about my own tool. cant belive that crazy thailand or w.e geezer got back with his bird after she chopped is old lad off . fucking shocking

[Dan]

Sounds like I didnt miss much lol

[Mystic]

I dont understand why those thai doctors bother re attaching the severed part though. All the ones they showed you were horribly malformed and the bits that were re attached were white :err:

[Didz]

glad i never watched it by the sounds of everyones comments, i love sex to much!!!!:)

[craigy_87]

i caught this last week and last night, was pretty shocked last week was expecting the same old softcore channel 5 stuff just sumfin to watch to pass the time at night but then some todgers appeared at attention lol an then some pretty hardcore sex lol but last night was just completely :ill:

[Andy]

what was it called

[Barry123]

what was it called

'How to be Put off Sex For Life in 60 Mins'

[Missvtr]

no way its showin the inside of the woman and the mans soldier going inside haha whats thats all about :fcuk:

Wow...Didn't think they'd get away with that:P

[R4T]

you dirty mofo

[Leo]

Yeh the camera inside the punani was pretty shocking, was it me or did she have a bucket? either that or he was a small dude.. could'nt really tell. Punani cam gets my vote tho

[R4T]

pussycam hmmmmmm

[Danr]

Damn, i missed it. Oh well, all i have to do is pop into Yates's in camberley, pull and you get to see every std in the world!

[R4T]

lmao ooooooooo

[Missvtr]

Ohh...i didn't see it....Was it entertaining ;)

[Hanuman]

i agree punani cam wasnt even touching the sides must of been a small dude! how the hell do they get punami cam errr the show was just mental

[Leo]

Another thingk I noticed, and I dont know why i notice these things.. he had a fucking elastic band around his nads, wtf?

[Barry123]

cock ring innit

makes your nob look bigger... apparently


I'll get my coat.

[Leo]

cock ring innit

makes your nob look bigger... apparently


I'll get my coat.

Well that geezer needed a couple more 'cock rings' , punani cam looked like a hotdog being thrown down the m42

[Mystic]

Well that geezer needed a couple more 'cock rings' , punani cam looked like a hotdog being thrown down the m42

Did you just refer to a womans vagina as the M42? :ponder:

[Leo]

Did you just refer to a womans vagina as the M42? :ponder:

Yes, and a mans penise as a hotdog. I take it you missed this program??

[Mystic]

Nah i saw, check first couple pages.

If a woman told me she had a vagina like the M42 (multiple lanes and busy im assuming?) I can quite safely say id pass.

[Jimbo]

Damn, i wanted to rep you for that hotdog comment Leo.

Apparently I need to spread around first.. even though i dont remember giving you it before.

Sax-party pooper

[Leo]

Damn, i wanted to rep you for that hotdog comment Leo.

Apparently I need to spread around first.. even though i dont remember giving you it before.

Sax-party pooper

Thanks mate, yeh I get that alot its a bit annoying, try to rep and "have to spread blahblahblah" !!!

[Leo]

Nah i saw, check first couple pages.

If a woman told me she had a vagina like the M42 (multiple lanes and busy im assuming?) I can quite safely say id pass.

You are joking, right?

[saxodan]

no way its showin the inside of the woman and the mans soldier going inside haha whats thats all about :fcuk:

Sorry but that is so utterly f*cking cool!

How mint would it be to see it go in from the inside and not the outside :fcuk:

Havnt watched mind..

anyway i await my slaugtering

[Barry123]

anyway i await my slaugtering

Glad you added that last bit.

[Leo]

Sorry but that is so utterly f*cking cool!

How mint would it be to see it go in from the inside and not the outside :fcuk:

Havnt watched mind..

anyway i await my slaugtering

Havnt watched mind..

^ key words there... sounds nice.. but when you see it... not so gooood, specialy the money shot

[saxodan]

Glad you added that last bit.

lol I would just find it facinating... although how did they get the camera man up there first ... hmmm :err:

[saxodan]

Havnt watched mind..

^ key words there... sounds nice.. but when you see it... not so gooood, specialy the money shot

Camera get a bit misted?

[Jimbo]

I wanted to see this..

Adfucker is ignoring me on msn :D:

So anyone like to explain what this programme was callled, and what it was all about?

[Barry123]

Havnt watched mind..
specialy the money shot

Mate i was nearly f**king sick... dont mind porn style... but my god having it fly at the camera was a defo mind scaring experience.



Adfucker is ignoring me on msn :D:


I cant speak to all 66 of my saxp msn chums :P
Im off to tesco actually.

Basically it was a lover guide to sex thing and I reckon the MOST GRAPHIC stuff i've ever seen on tv, best bit was the girls next door to me came round to tell me to watch it :)

[saxodan]

Mate i was nearly f**king sick... dont mind porn style... but my god having it fly at the camera was a defo mind scaring experience.

Lmao can imagine every bloke in the country diving of the couch out the way of the tv to aviod it haha

[Leo]

lol yer it was pretty shocking, ANOTHER thing i rememberd made me feel a big sick, one word... donut


Remember? barfffffffffffff

[Barry123]

nope.

I may have be chundering in the toilet at that point.

[Jimbo]

Shit, i missed a good programme :sad:

[Missvtr]

lol I would just find it facinating... although how did they get the camera man up there first ... hmmm :err:

hmmm...Good question....i think it was just a minature camera that you swallow or plant there somehow:homo:

[craigy_87]

lol yer it was pretty shocking, ANOTHER thing i rememberd made me feel a big sick, one word... donut


Remember? barfffffffffffff


ohh i know wat your meaning, the cervix huh something i never needed to see in my lifetime

an what about that cream the guy rubbed on his todger for 3 months an he gained an inch, i mean am already bigger than those guys on the program but with an extra inch i could be the daddy lol
craigy

[Missvtr]

an what about that cream the guy rubbed on his todger for 3 months an he gained an inch

Thats strange....Why are dudes so paranoid about the size of themselves down south :err: