Early Xmas Present From The Local Chavs, UPDATE POST #38

[Steve]

Went to go home get ready for santa all that :y: get to the motor and some little piece of fucking scumming shit has spat all over my car! The suspect could be a little fat kid in year 10 who thinks he is the boy apparntly! he was the only one seen in my gf street and he gave her a hacky look.
If it wasnt xmas to moro i would investigate and if it was him, i think he will be cleaning my car whilst i spit on him the little shit.

So fucked off, hate fucking bastards like that.... he would be gutted if he had a car and it happened to him....

not 100% it was him but 99.9% it was :afro:

Just had to unlesh the fury!

[shadowed_fury]

Don't let him clean your car, imagine the talentless effort! Swirlmarks anyone?

[Steve]

Don't let him clean your car, imagine the talentless effort! Swirlmarks anyone?

good point..... just make him give me the money! so fucked off.

and to add to it had a class day was mine and my gf 1 year anniversary. xmas eve as well and he has ruined it for me! :bandit:

his head = :wall: + :boxing:

[jaybiss]

it was an emo...

gutted mate

[drew]

did you clean it off? - i'd a jetwashed it like! - no chance of a hand wash job!!!

[Steve]

it was an emo...

gutted mate

just washed it all off!

[Steve]

root him out and tell him "i catch you anywhere near my car then i'm gonna let you see what it looks like from under my wheels!!!"

give him a close up of the door card with short intervuls!

jesus i cant spell tonight....

not really going to beat him up! if he admits it which am sure he will ;), will kindly turn him over to the law! as that is the right thing to do. as his spit was full of shit which comes out his mouth and has damaged my paint work. so isnt that criminal damage? and if it keeps corroding could be come a right off! as beyond repair :y:

[jaybiss]

just washed it all off! that mother fu**er better pray that santa gets him some armor!

his big brother daves got his back though

[Steve]

his big brother daves got his back though

think he is called ben :hug:

[jaybiss]

Ben will rip you a new arsehole, then the his mummy will mouth off cause her boys got ya

[Steve]

Ben will rip you a new arsehole, then the his mummy will mouth off cause her boys got ya

haha i have cooled off now!

merry xmas everyone :y:

[drew]

i always get coke hoyed off mine!!!
and it goes sticky as poo poo!

[haggis44]

fair play, i would'nt blame you for hunting that little so and so down and teaching him who the daddy is, i would demand the money off him to have the car cleaned, then take a nice long s**t in his burberry hat and slap it back on his head. :y:

[jaybiss]

haha i have cooled off now!

merry xmas everyone :y:

dont forget the step dad! he will say a few words to ya too

Merry Xmas my friend

[drew]

oh, and i once had a little shit hoy a handfull of stones at my car on chester road!!! - i went back but he was long gone! - just like the perfect paint job!

[Steve]

fair play, i would'nt blame you for hunting that little so and so down and teaching him who the daddy is, i would demand the money off him to have the car cleaned, then take a nice long s**t in his burberry hat and slap it back on his head. :y:

made me laugh! :clapping:

[Tim_W]

Went to go home get ready for santa all that :y: get to the motor and some little piece of fucking scumming shit has spat all over my car!


Sorry to hear about that mate, there certainly are some waster's out there. I wouldnt blame you for tracking him down but its probably best to let it go, who knows what damage the little twat could do next time.

Tim

[Steve]

Sorry to hear about that mate, there certainly are some waster's out there. I wouldnt blame you for tracking him down but its probably best to let it go, who knows what damage the little twat could do next time.

Tim

its hard to let it go but am going to! really boils my pi** :bored:
done some info finding and i was wondering why a fat boy and his mate were staring at me at the lights.
turns out the person who could have done it was this fat kid by the name of ralphy! white hoody, baseball cap.... kingston park area. if you see them get your windows up, dont want you getting hit with spit. hope they done get santas slay!


muppets!

[mattturbo]

mate drop him lol:)

[Steve]

mate drop him lol:)

what do you mean? :afro:

[davew]

lol i think he means u should slap him up abit :P

[garybuk]

aww mate no worry its not just you, driveing down my street and some chav(twat) thur a stone/rock at my car lucky it hit my window and didnt crack , just jelus fucks forget about them, have a good one mate

[Steve]

merry xmas all! my wheels are still there! still need to go open presents! was clued to playing gt4 then thought come on here!

[Leo]

disgusting

[Steve]

disgusting

sure is, just had some chav pointing at my car! going to keep an eye out and see what happens...... :detective:

[Jacks_Black_Sax]

some people have no respect for other peoples pride and joy

where my mums lives peoples mirrors are always getting kicked off.

[Saxo_Luke]

Went to go home get ready for santa all that :y: get to the motor and some little piece of fucking scumming shit has spat all over my car! The suspect could be a little fat kid in year 10 who thinks he is the boy apparntly! he was the only one seen in my gf street and he gave her a hacky look.
If it wasnt xmas to moro i would investigate and if it was him, i think he will be cleaning my car whilst i spit on him the little shit.

So fucked off, hate fucking bastards like that.... he would be gutted if he had a car and it happened to him....

not 100% it was him but 99.9% it was :afro:

Just had to unlesh the fury!

Mate, don't mean to sound rude but that's nopthing compared to the early Chirstmas present my mate car got from the chavs that live near him. His car was bricked the other day by the local chavs.:angry: Things like this really drive me mad.:angry:

[Steve]

Mate, don't mean to sound rude but that's nopthing compared to the early Chirstmas present my mate car got from the chavs that live near him. His car was bricked the other day by the local chavs.:angry: Things like this really drive me mad.:angry:

bloody bastards, sure it is this kid... he is aloud mouth so will possibly have been bragging about it to his cool friends, so when my gf's sister goes back to school she will probably hear the tail....

would be gutted if it got bricked like..... :n:

[Saxo_Luke]

bloody bastards....

would be gutted if it got bricked like..... :n:


ya, my mate was fuming!!! He said if he ever finds out who did it, he's gonna run them over. :omg:

[Steve]

ya, my mate was fuming!!! He said if he ever finds out who did it, he's gonna run them over. :omg:

too right! hate anything like this.....

[kevin_172]

talking of chavs if that fog lights i see on in your avatar :P

[Danr]

talking of chavs if that fog lights i see on in your avatar :P

lmao! Quality Kevin :P

[kevin_172]

couldnt help it m8 :P

[Baz]

could of bin much worse than spit my friend!

[drew]

shifted my car away as any cars round our's at christmas usually get their mirrors kicked off, tyres let down (if yr luck) - or slashed!

I think "hey", just because santa gave you a dildo when you sat on his lap, doesn't mean you gotta try and be matcho by messin with someone elses property!!!

they shouldn't touch what the can't afford! ha ha!
(although sayin that, i'll be lucky to palm off my 1.1 for a packet of walkers!!!)

[Steve]

talking of chavs if that fog lights i see on in your avatar :P

it was foggy :homme:

[Steve]

shifted my car away as any cars round our's at christmas usually get their mirrors kicked off, tyres let down (if yr luck) - or slashed!

I think "hey", just because santa gave you a dildo when you sat on his lap, doesn't mean you gotta try and be matcho by messin with someone elses property!!!

they shouldn't touch what the can't afford! ha ha!
(although sayin that, i'll be lucky to palm off my 1.1 for a packet of walkers!!!)

wtf haha :p

seems to be fine lately, no attacks :y:

[Steve]

Right an update! had my suspicions a while!
cant name them for leagal reason

These two scum bags are the ones who did this!
Pau Walker lives a few doors up from my girlfriend, she and her firend (which was going out with paul, and dumped him as he is mental, started saying was going to kill himself as he loved her that much, only been seeing her 2 days bare in mind) were out with them for a few hours,
this jason kid (cant be named for legal reasons) is now in love with my gf for some reason, so as i found out a few month ago, jason was threatening that him and the prick paul were going to do my car over again because i stole the love of his life, wtf lol

It was a year for me and my gf on xmas eve so thats why it happened then some sick scum joke they pulled, and he isnt going to stop till he gets her, i didnt steal her she was mine from the start you prick lol

anyway forgot to say all that a few month ago, but today i have been at work and got cracking on to some kid who turns out lives round the corner, so i quized him seeing who he knows all that shit and to cut a long story short, he was saying i lad with gold saxo in your street some lad spat all over it cos he stole his bird, so i played it cool got as much info out of him as i could.... then turned round and told him it was my car....

He nearly shat himself!

Now its a question of byding my time or whatever they say!
Need ideas on what to do, not letting them get away with it but dont want to end up in trouble with the law over something i didnt start!

Or to protect my car i could give my gf up? but i am not going to do that..... little joke for the readers there.

[liamk15]

lol nice move

[woodsy]

lmbo ... wouldnt like to piss you off lol

[Steve]

Sorry for use of text talk etc there, busy and too much to type :afro:

[Steve]

lol nice move

cheers :y:

[Steve]

lmbo ... wouldnt like to piss you off lol

why :homme:? lol

He dug his own grave.... fuckers :A:

[Connor_scotland]

qaulity mate

[hesslevtr]

balaclaver (sp)
bat of some sort metal or wood is usually best
wait till night time
ATACK ATACK ATACK ATACK

go to girlfriends
fuck her silly

[Steve]

qaulity mate

thank you.... well pissed off though...... Tempted to embares them in front of there mamys as pauls mam thinks really highley of him and that he is a good boy, well your wrong slag! :p

[furioAL]

They spat on your car... why not spit on them with a pressure washer :P

EDIT: lol paul, love your nice and subtle approach ;)

[Steve]

i will try get some photos of the criminals!

[hesslevtr]

i will try get some photos of the criminals!

rather have pics of the bird your fighting over

just so i get the full story ;)

[bbewekim]

Get a few fellas. Hospitalise them (the guys who did ur car), just dont get caught :) nobody will know its you because you havnt just posted about all this on an internet forum :).

[Steve]

They spat on your car... why not spit on them with a pressure washer :P

EDIT: lol paul, love your nice and subtle approach ;)

gave me and idea, piss in a water gun do a drive by! thanks for the inspiration :hug:

[Steve]

rather have pics of the bird your fighting over

just so i get the full story ;)

no...... :homme: am not fighting over her! fighting over my car :afro:

[davew]

balaclaver (sp)
bat of some sort metal or wood is usually best
wait till night time
ATACK ATACK ATACK ATACK

go to girlfriends
fuck her silly
sounds like a plan.....

or


shit through their letterboxes...

......nah just bat him round the head....

[hesslevtr]

they will then target who evers car it is though

[Steve]

Get a few fellas. Hospitalise them (the guys who did ur car), just dont get caught :) nobody will know its you because you havnt just posted about all this on an internet forum :).

classic......

[Steve]

might just let it go, cooled down now a bit! just had to unleash the furry! you know how it is :y:

[bbewekim]

Nah dont let it go, You'l enjoy it. Look on eBay for a cheap £50 car or something. Drive it into their house or whatever.

[Steve]

Nah dont let it go, You'l enjoy it. Look on eBay for a cheap £50 car or something. Drive it into their house or something.

you have some good ideas! i have a cavalier i can do it in, but like i said dont want to do anything illegal :n: it hasnt got tax or mot......

[bbewekim]

you have some good ideas! i have a cavalier i can do it in, but like i said dont want to do anything illegal :n: it hasnt got tax or mot......

Go up town... buy some tramp a subway... give him the keys...

[srcnix]

Ok, some ideas for you:

Subtle approaches
1. Go to his rents house, ask if you can have a word with his rents and explain what he did. Explain how much of a cleaning freak you "are" and state the damage spit actually does to your paint work. Explain you had to buy some compound polish at £XX amount in order to buff the paint work to remove the marks. Compensation may come your way and as they may pay you the little git should get punished.

Also explain he was boasting about it to his mates and that it went around his School etc.

2. Same as above but find out some bad stuff about him. Find out what he is like at School and to others and as his rents think he is an angel, let them know what he is really like. If his parents are half decent then they will punish him big style.

3. Inform the police, though they can rarely do anything about it and it's sometimes just best to take it into your hands.

Harsh but beautiful:
1. When you next seem him run up to him, grab him (in front of his mates is the best thing) and scare the living shit out of him. Have the most serious face you can, make it out that you're going to do him over, make him cry, shake and want to run. This way he will loose his reputation.

2. When you next see him do the above but spit on him, in his face (rough as shit but he deserves it) in front of his friends. He will feel as small as a mouse.

3. You will need a friend to help you with this. Both wear balaclavas. Grab him, put him in your car with one over his head too, have your friend hold onto him in the back. Get to the nearest Dual carriage way or motor way and drive as fast as you can. We're talking fucking fast. Emergency stop somewhere, say a couple of miles from his home. Take him out of the car. Give him a letter saying don't ever touch anyone's car again. Leave him.


One thing I don't recommend is physically hurting him as his rents will most likely come after you with the law.

Hope this gives you some inspiration.

[Steve]

Ok, some ideas for you:

Subtle approaches
1. Go to his rents house, ask if you can have a word with his rents and explain what he did. Explain how much of a cleaning freak you "are" and state the damage spit actually does to your paint work. Explain you had to buy some compound polish at £XX amount in order to buff the paint work to remove the marks. Compensation may come your way and as they may pay you the little git should get punished.

Also explain he was boasting about it to his mates and that it went around his School etc.

2. Same as above but find out some bad stuff about him. Find out what he is like at School and to others and as his rents think he is an angel, let them know what he is really like. If his parents are half decent then they will punish him big style.

3. Inform the police, though they can rarely do anything about it and it's sometimes just best to take it into your hands.

Harsh but beautiful:
1. When you next seem him run up to him, grab him (in front of his mates is the best thing) and scare the living shit out of him. Have the most serious face you can, make it out that you're going to do him over, make him cry, shake and want to run. This way he will loose his reputation.

2. When you next see him do the above but spit on him, in his face (rough as shit but he deserves it) in front of his friends. He will feel as small as a mouse.

3. You will need a friend to help you with this. Both wear balaclavas. Grab him, put him in your car with one over his head too, have your friend hold onto him in the back. Get to the nearest Dual carriage way or motor way and drive as fast as you can. We're talking fucking fast. Emergency stop somewhere, say a couple of miles from his home. Take him out of the car. Give him a letter saying don't ever touch anyone's car again. Leave him.


One thing I don't recommend is physically hurting him as his rents will most likely come after you with the law.

Hope this gives you some inspiration.


you my firend are a legend, think am going to do the going to his rents and shout abit, raise my voice abit, point at my car demand money! as it did cost £3 to clean! then i think i bought some really top notch wax polish and shit took a day to do! and he ruined it in one go the fithlty scum he is! and he looks like wallace off wallace and gromit, with hair though.

[srcnix]

you my firend are a legend, think am going to do the going to his rents and shout abit, raise my voice abit, point at my car demand money! as it did cost £3 to clean! then i think i bought some really top notch wax polish and shit took a day to do! and he ruined it in one go the fithlty scum he is! and he looks like wallace off wallace and gromit, with hair though.

Well you know, I've had to go through some stuff, never really acted on it but it didn't stop me thinking what I would do but that's what ran through my mind once you I read your thread.

I'd most likely be all calm and also mention that you're going to involved the Police, that will freak the parents out ;)

[Ste]

I saw someone pull my wiper off once so i chased em and give em a good idin..

If anyone fucks up your stuff without you letting them why shouldnt you be able to sort em out legally...if that was the case no one would be such a cunt. They would think twice for certain.

Although beatin up a yr 10 isnt really justice, maybe pooring a bucket of cold water over his head next time you see him would work

[Scattle]

Well done matey, sounds brilliant I would pay the little kid a visit though, teach him a lesson.

[Jaytee]

if you hit him in the nose proper hard, he will cry so do that, if you cause him physical harm though he might get 5-0 on ya, but i will give you good rep if you do :y:

[Steve]

they are actually 18, just got a text off a random number, sayin its him and has been on here and read this and swears it wasnt him haha

[Adum]

if you hit him in the nose proper hard, he will cry so do that, if you cause him physical harm though he might get 5-0 on ya, but i will give you good rep if you do :y:


I second that! Rep per punch! :y:

[rushy_23]

You better hope after the punch to the snozz that he dont have a Hulk Cry.
If he does he will probably whoop your ass out of anger

[chesh]

If he's 18 mate just do him!

Some bloke punched my back window through when i was in the car once, being a bit of a fanny myself lol i drove off and rang a few mates up. It only took one punch and a few nutters behind me to get his respect.

What sort of 18 year old goes round spitting anyway!? Fu*king idiot!

I hope you sort him out! :y:

[MTR]

Posts like this remind me why i'm so glad my street is full of over 60's. It's like the land of the dead here. I count that as lucky.
As for your problem... just find a local psycho...everyone knows one, splash him a few quid and get him to pin the kid up against the wall. No need for blows just make him scared. Effective and nothing to do with you then. ;)

[Ste]

18 = Unlucky..

Hes an adult now and should know better, i always got told that...tell yourself that when your kickin't fook out of him...

[Bake]

Kick the shit out of him, make sure he is on his own though, therefore there won't be any witnesses!