This ebay vtr description is hilarious

[stiffler69]

Read this what the guy says about his induction kit then look at the picture! :clapping:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CITROEN-SAXO-VTR-BLUE-SMART-LOOKING-CAR_W0QQitemZ170066628553QQihZ007QQcategoryZ18174Q QrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item170066628553#ebayphot ohosting

[Hazza17]

thats the funniest thing ive read in a while!!! £400 for that "induction kit"!!! lol

[SAM33R]

£400 for a k & n airfilter!? wtf lmao

[argylefan1985]

Lmao the hole thing, Very rare lights and grille? Errr yeah? 400 quid air filter.. then he says its a K an N, Lookin at 100 tops lmao, brilliant i love idiots they make me feel really clever, and what the fudge is going on with that backbox??

Look how low it hangs!!
Who fitted it stevie wonder?

[Global_discovery]

lol, for £400 it better be one very very good air filter.

[SAM33R]

it could be a gold plated k & n filter :panic:

[Scattle]

lol, 400 quid for a induction kit. =/

[stiffler69]

you are all missing the point cause that is what makes the car so fast lol this guy is a comedian

[Bailey1124]

ROFL!!! haha :evil: what a knob

[SAM33R]

i think even the dumbest of b*stard wont fall for that lol

[Smithy]

To be fair, the starting bid is £500 so......... if you manage to get it for that, then that will cover the cost of the "£400" induction kit :ponder: and you're getting a VTR for £100! Billy bargain!:drink:

What a nob

[vtskid]

captain wang!
was this guy on the sauce when he wrote it or on day release?!

[Tupps]

a £400 k and n.....somebody been owned by halfords!

[carlos45]

oh, ive heard about those induction kits, they have a built in turbo! lol. and the guy coulda put some rubbers on his back box! :clown:

[Mitchell]

atleast hes selling it for a decent price.

twin headlights.... respect.

[Jaytee]

lmfao at that tool. if you read the bit at the top as well what gives you allt he broken down info he also says it has 130bhp. now from my experience which ain a lot mind you an induction kit is not gonna add 40bhp, assume he must of had the fogs on, ont rolling road for get that power reading. tool.

Edit: is it just me or when you look at the interior pic of the stearing collum, might just be me but has the ignition collulm been ripped out

[Mitchell]

lmfao at that tool. if you read the bit at the top as well what gives you allt he broken down info he also says it has 130bhp. now from my experience which ain a lot mind you an induction kit is not gonna add 40bhp, assume he must of had the fogs on, ont rolling road for get that power reading. tool.

fogs dont really give you more hp, its just a joke.

[Jaytee]

another thing
In-Car Entertainment Options: Premium Sound System
How??!!??!! he openly admits theres no streo in the thing, dozy twonk. i think this car is very stolen lol.

[stiffler69]

Just asked him this question now lets await the answer

Is this car stolen as you clearly know nothing about it at all a £400 induction kit hmm its a £90 k&n filter, exhaust is virtually hanging on by a thread, and you can buy your so called rare lights and grill in any decent car styling shop, now you say something about been tuned why has it been tuned there is nothing to tune unless it has been cammed wich i doubt. Now you were either sniffing glue when you wrote this add or you just dont have a clue also the standard power on a mk1 vtr is 90bhp not 130 like stated, you add if just full of porkies mate, also why has the barrel been ripped out?

[Jaytee]

lol. should be a good one

[stiffler69]

The reply its a quick reply at that

excuse m8 i dont know anything about cars my friend deen put the car on ebay for me becasue he knows wt he is doing, so before u start sending me cocky abusive messages get ur facts right u tosser. and the car is NOT stollen as i have done a hpi check on it
HAPPY NOW?

[sshaxx]

lol what a dick...


someone oughta email him and be like "you bastards, thats my car, YOU STOLE MY CAR!!!!"

[Jaytee]

lol now that would be funny.

[Hopcraft]

hmmmm, idiot, thats who puts a bad name on saxo's.

[sy_VTR]

£400 how did he get it that cheap! ;)

[lavo-vts]

quality

[Malky]

I think we need to be asking this clown some questions on Ebay.

Wonder if he would show them on his listing or keep them hidden.

[sshaxx]

I think we need to be asking this clown some questions on Ebay.

Wonder if he would show them on his listing or keep them hidden.

is that a volunteer?

i would but i dont really care if its stolen or not that much.:A:

[Malky]

I would like to see the receipt for the 400 quid K&N

[vtrchris64]

He got the induction kit from ABP Motors apparently.

[sshaxx]

He got the induction kit from ABP Motors apparently.

whats that stand for? 'Absolute Bull Poop'?

[djmartin]

'Absolute Bull Poop'

haha love it

has anyone here actually done a HPI check on it just to see what it comes up with????

also i have a feeling this prick aint passed his test haha LOOK AT THE PARKING haha that says it all lmao.....

this car is really good looking and i would love to keep it for my self but i simply can't find the time as i am at college full time.

thats some of the words he has in his ADD BUT

if its his car why would he put LOVE TO KEEP IT FOR MYSELF HMMMMMMMMM

this car is truley STOLEN

PLUS buy it now at £1,150 lol if i had a so called £400 induction kit in it so called rare lights and grille then i would def not sell it for so cheap.

lol and i noticed this to lol

failed mot was quoted 300 pound to get it on the road the problems are only small such as headlight aim too low and rear registration plate light bulb need replaceing

no chance on earth will it cost £300 to get them fixed PMSLLLLLLLL