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srcnix
12th January 2007, 10:52
Some bird has shat on my bonnet, little sh**!

Anyway, what's the best method of removing the bird crap as IIRC it has little stones and grit in and I don't want to cause scratches.

Thanks a bunch!
srcnix
12th January 2007, 10:53
Would it be sufficient to use a bucket of water and a Maguires wash mitt?
James
12th January 2007, 10:58
Jet was it off and shampoo the car while your at it.. then dry with a weave towel.
srcnix
12th January 2007, 11:02
And if I an't get to a jet wash? Or don't know where one is?
James
12th January 2007, 11:03
Can't you hose it down?.. everyone has a hose lol
hesslevtr
12th January 2007, 11:07
watering can if you havent got a hose pipe

or fill a bucket up with warm water and chuck onto bonnet first

then wash off with mitt and sampoo
Danr
12th January 2007, 11:16
Would it be sufficient to use a bucket of water and a Maguires wash mitt?

My mitt you bastard ;) Jokes :hug:
PolishedBliss
12th January 2007, 11:19
Jet wash best, hose next, garden sprayer filled with water next (I do this a lot when I haven't got time to get the hose out). Just don't try to rub it off with anything. :)
srcnix
12th January 2007, 11:33
My mitt you bastard ;) Jokes :hug:

lol ;) Your wash mitt is mine, MWAHAHAAH!
pubert
12th January 2007, 11:33
Jet wash best, hose next, garden sprayer filled with water next (I do this a lot when I haven't got time to get the hose out). Just don't try to rub it off with anything. :)

if you havnt got any of them handy, just wait till you need a piss :y:

gets it off no bother at all...apparently ;)
Tupps
12th January 2007, 13:09
Some bird has shat on my bonnet, little sh**!

Thanks a bunch!

was it your ex?

any pics of this bird taking a dump on your car?
Robb
12th January 2007, 14:13
my older brothers girlfriend, now wife once used a scouring pad to remove bird shit off his (brand new at the time) BMW 330i. least to say he wasn't happy.

what ever you do decided to do i would leave it too long, can act as paint stripper if left for a while.
srcnix
12th January 2007, 14:13
lol, good one tupps ;)
srcnix
12th January 2007, 14:14
Thanks Robb and everyone else.
saxodan
12th January 2007, 16:23
What do you do if a bird dumps on your bonet?

Dump the filthy bitch!
liamk15
13th January 2007, 20:46
What do you do if a bird dumps on your bonet?

Dump the filthy bitch!


:clapping: lol