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mattyp
21st April 2004, 02:21
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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting
pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any
woman.
A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to
target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is
now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in
large "Kegs." "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars
to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of
"beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are
rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will
often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to
whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often
awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night
before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported
that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this
scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory
female.
However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory
women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every
town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open
and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

Shorty_xx
21st April 2004, 05:13
LMFAO

Scott
21st April 2004, 05:29
brilliant. damn woman.

Northern_Will
21st April 2004, 06:11
oh dear!! i'm never gonna drink again!?! smileys/innocent.gif

Scott
21st April 2004, 06:40
oh dear!! i'm never gonna drink again!?! smileys/innocent.gif

get that idea right to fuck!!!!smileys/smiley17.gif

tgazvtr
21st April 2004, 11:41
LMBO! © sax-p watch your drinks lads smileys/smiley17.gif

Deano1983
21st April 2004, 13:08
oh class.

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barrett
21st April 2004, 14:18
vik posted this a few weeks ago!

Deano1983
21st April 2004, 14:23
yer thought i heard it b4!!

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mattyp
21st April 2004, 14:30
DOH!! smileys/banghead.gif

Alright then I will have to post more funny stuff in the future and hope vik's aint beat me 2 it! smileys/smiley17.gif

mattyp
21st April 2004, 14:31
http://quitegood.com/fun/2muchsnow3.jpg

Deano1983
21st April 2004, 14:44
sorry got it trough email at work ages ago lol!!
Keep tryin tho matey

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barrett
21st April 2004, 14:49
yeah i've seen that to mate sorry smileys/smiley13.gif lol

mattyp
21st April 2004, 15:11
grrrrr, lol

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Female PC
http://quitegood.com/fun/New%20PC%20for%20WOMEN.jpg

Female Mouse
http://quitegood.com/fun/Mouse_for_Females.jpg

Liverpool
http://quitegood.com/fun/Liverpool%2005.jpg

barrett
21st April 2004, 15:16
not seen any of thosesmileys/smiley17.gif

The liverpool one is funny

an the beaver one is good

mattyp
21st April 2004, 15:22
This one is good as well

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With regard to asylum seekers

http://quitegood.com/fun/2004-April-19-asylum.jpg

Deano1983
21st April 2004, 15:32
LOVIN THE BEAVER ONE LOL!!

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Chris
21st April 2004, 15:42
LMAO... never seen the asylum seeker one... seen the rest, but that one is brilliant!

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