PARP!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chris]

Oooo.. excuse me... think I need a shit... back in a mo!!! LOLsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gif

Chris smileys/happy.gif

[Northern_Will]

And there goes the tone, right the way down..........

LoL

[Simo]

Ever noticed that you're always burstin' for one "the minute" you get in from work??

I was wondering about this yesterday smileys/smiley17.gif

Is it the drive home that relaxes you, or the fear of someone hearing you drop your guts in the cubicles at work smileys/smiley17.gif

Bizarre.. LMBO! © sax-p

[Chris]

LMFAO - yeah... I get the coach home and so have to hold it in all the way home... as soon as I walk in the door I'm like "Hi...PARP...Mum...PARP...how...PARP...was...PARP.. .ya...PAR P...day...PAAAAAAAARRRRRRPPPP?"


LMBO! © sax-p

Chris smileys/happy.gif

[Scott]

cant beat shitting at work, paid for pooingsmileys/smiley4.gif

[Simo]

Better than being shat on at work I guess smileys/smiley17.gif

[Simo]

smileys/flush.gif

[Hanny_lou]

was it runny?

[Northern_Will]

I used to work in a call centre got Lloyds TSB and they were bitches for time keeping.

You were allowed to go to the toilet long as u didnt take the piss, my team leader was a c!*t for time keepin. I was off the phones takin a dump once n they came into the toilets n proceeded to bang on the cubicle door for me to hurry up!? smileys/smiley19.gif

twat!!

[Shorty_xx]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU MEN DO LOVE TO TALK ABOUT STRANGE THINGS smileys/smiley9.gif

[Scott]

LMBO! © sax-p i nearly nearly got shat on at work!

A bird had made its way into the shop and was flying around and missed me with a turd bomb by a few feetsmileys/smiley17.gif

Think it ended up dying somewhere in the shop though smileys/smiley5.gif

[Simo]

Nothing to do with you playng frisby with spinner wheel trims was it sir? smileys/smiley17.gif

[Chris]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... that's better!!

Thing is, the floor, walls, sinks, and nearly everything in those toilets is Marble, so when you let a ripper go it sounds like a whole fucking orcestra going off... I just let one of the loudest one go off in there... fantastic!! You could hear the bloke in the next cubicle sniggering!!LOL smileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gif

Chris smileys/happy.gif

[Shorty_xx]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ YOU LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember at the hotel u didnt wana shit in the hotel tpoliet so instead cos chris didnt likre the french receptionist he shat in the reception toikets n fukin stunk the place outt lmfaooo

[Scott]

Nothing to do with you playng frisby with spinner wheel trims was it sir? smileys/smiley17.gif

LMFBO! © sax-p

we have actually broken our display spinner, by doing just that! smileys/smiley4.gif

[Chris]

Uh huh!! I think he fancied me, so I shat in his reception!! smileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gif

Chris smileys/happy.gif

[Hanny_lou]

EEEEEEK? I ASKED A QUESTION!!

[Shorty_xx]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Deano1983]

aaarrrr i have a gud shit lol, actually all this talk is makin me need one, bollox!! lol

Deano smileys/smiley4.gif

[artnmotion]

CLEAN UP IN THREAD

I AM THE NEW JANITER

[Shorty_xx]

ROFL

[Deano1983]

nice to meet ya!!

Deano smileys/smiley4.gif

[Chris]

Hanny... No it wasn't runny... It was one of those ones that took no effort to pass and one wipe showed no traces!! LOL smileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gif

Sorry janitor!!

Chris smileys/happy.gif

[loulou]

Chris, you're fucking disgusting smileys/smiley17.gif

[Panther82]

You're a bit soft on him there Lou. Could think of some other words but wont post them here. smileys/smiley17.gif lol

[loulou]

i'm a lady so i wont say them either smileys/smiley2.gif

[jonnosaxo87]

mmm mmmm lou lou ;)
sorry couldnt help it think its first time i seen ur pic on ur avator thingy and mmm mmmmm was the first thing came to mind, anyways i will take my random talk elsewhere

Jonno smileys/smiley4.gif

[Simo]

lol...

Do you mean it was a "one wipe wonder" Chris... smileys/smiley17.gif

I've just got home from work and you know.. its true! I'm off to the loo.


*b'dum - tish* - I didnt realise I was a poet either smileys/smiley17.gif

[barrett]

lol... ur home late

chirs u fithy bastard!! u love it dont u!¬!

[Shorty_xx]

This convi is so rank lmao

[Deano1983]

Fuckin worst ones are after u have had a curry, bloody ell, u r in the bog for about 30mins wippin ya arse cus it keep re-appearing lol

Deano smileys/smiley4.gif

[Chris]

The ones that piss me off are the ones when you go, then you wipe, then ya belly groans and you go again, so you have to wipe again... what a waste of time the first wipe was!!

Loulou - I'm sorry Darling! smileys/smiley17.gif xxxxxx

Chris smileys/happy.gif

[loulou]

Apology accepted smileys/smiley2.gif

[Fatboy_vtr]

well this is a nice tread to come back to this site to.

hows tricks chris

[Chris]

Thanx for forgiving me lou smileys/smiley2.gif xxx

Craig - fuck off my site!! LOL I've got a hangover again mate... apart from that i'm cool cheers mate!

Chris :0

[Fatboy_vtr]

that makes 2 of us dude....drank far to much down bluewater last night oh well...

it was a dam sight cheaper than my usual trip to mayfair on a thursday

[Chris]

I'm sat at my desk looking like I did last Sunday at the LAM... smileys/smiley4.gif

I only spent about £15 lastnite... don't know who was buying me drinks! smileys/smiley5.gif

Chris smileys/happy.gif

[Fatboy_vtr]

ha ha least you kept your shirt on mate this time...

[Chris]

smileys/smiley5.gifi didn't take my shirt off last week did i?

Chris smileys/happy.gif

[Fatboy_vtr]

no mate....and well done but you did bring it up

[Chris]

smileys/smiley11.gif smileys/smiley11.gif smileys/smiley11.gif smileys/smiley11.gif smileys/smiley11.gif smileys/smiley11.gif

I've got such a dodgy gut today!

Chris smileys/happy.gif

[barrett]

lol... that mean u did another toilet run!!